Where, Oh Where has my best gurl done gone?
She done gone off and lef me, "Can you believe dis bitch?" Oh no !  See, das wrong!

The Light in her trailor aint been on for days
She prolly up in some manz bed ; legs up in da air and on her back she lay

Jada! Get up gurl!  Get out dat manz bed!
You  know you aint got no buizness  there, u needz to be at yo traila instead

You thank you so sneaky, but I can readz you like a book

From the first time you said "How you durrin" Gurl, just one look it took.

I can't believe you left me all alone up in this trailor park…
With them crazy white peoplez beside me; with all that trouble day be tryin to start
Always axin me to move my Bruick cause it's in day parkin spot
I tell em, "Gurl, I don't see yo name on this spot. Yo spot its was, now yo spot its not."

And them projex right beside me, you know Ba-Ba's kids is crazy!
She don't never be watching  them churrens, cause she know she too lazy
Them kids always working my nerves; hollen' and cursin when Im sleepin up in my bed,
Shooz, I uh take off my pink fuzzy house shews, and knock em upside dey head!

Well whereever you got yo self off to; I hope you do someday come home
Cause Gurl, it's hard timez over here , How Im suppose to do it on my own?
Well I guess Im gone run now, I was jus checkin to see if you'z auight
If you getz a chance in between the menz, have yo phone call my phone tonite!

I Lovez You Gurl!

Mattie