"Planting the dead?...How strange..."-Druid in Diablo 2 upon entering a graveyard ||"You cut a pretty painful figure up there, I'd say about a -3 on the manliness scale"-Kiros, Final Fantasy 8 ||"I used the last of my special gunpowder...to find out the other side of the wall was just another cell...?"-Cid from FF5 ||"But what fun is it if no 'precious' lives are lost?"-Kefka from FF6 ||"He says wait. Do I look like a waiter?"-Kefka from FF6 ||"You know, that's a tough question. You see, there are more girls than grains of sand out here that I can't keep track of them all."-Edgar from FF6 ||"What a fuddy duddy!"-Relm from FF6 ||"You think a measly thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?"-Sabin from FF6 ||"You must cast away the anguish you've been holding for so long. Today I set your heart free."-Rachel from FF6 ||"Yeah, just drink some juice like a wuss. And then gawk at the piano lady."-Ward from FF8 ||"I dreamt I was a moron"-Squall from FF8 ||"Well, fine then! We WILL have a good time!"-Selphie from FF8 ||"Why is our computer taking so long to do anything?"-Anthony, getting pissed at his Pentium 2 ||"I never read instruction booklets because they're never right."-Idiot David ||"Lember won't be needing you anymore. He just came down with a bad case of dead."-Soldier talking to a bodyguard from David Eddings' Queen of Sorcery
