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Hay everyone. Whats up! I hope that everyone is having a great time in the eutopia.
You guys I am needing items for the donations shop. You guys can give the items to me so i can sell them in my shop! The vc from the items i sell go into things for the eutopia liek newbie packs, money for lot's of different things, and buying this to put in the donations shop to help people who have less then us.
Be happy, keep smiling and don't forget to smile!
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Happy Birthday! On your birthday you get a gift. Everyone sould get a gift on there birthday. The only why I can know when your birthday is, is to tell me and I will post it in the eutopia. On the big day I will send you the gift!
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Jokes! Come on you guys, when every you think of a joke send it to me and then I will put it up on the joke board. Here are some jokes that I really like.
1)Bad hearing
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's
hearing is as good as it used to be, what should I do?"
The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When
your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet
behind her and ask her a question, if she doesn't respond keepmoving closer asking the question until she hears you."
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands
fifteen feet behind her and says, "What's for dinner, honey?"
He gets no response, so he moves to ten feet behind her and asks
again.
Still no response, so he moves to five feet. Again, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, "Honey, what's
for supper?"
She replies, "For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf
bastard!"
2)Bring me a sample tomorrow
A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm
count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar
home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 75-year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on
the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, and the man
explains,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I
asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left, but
nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with the teeth out, and still nothing.
Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried with
both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOUR?"
The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, we
couldn't get the damn jar open!"
The Sunshine Newspaper!
I want everyone to send in a story can be real or fake.(please tell me if real or fake)You just send the story to Jessoreo_. I willchose the best story to put in the Sunshine Newspaper. Some times you might even see two if it is to hard to chose. So please send in stories.(would like happy stories but if have good sad one send it in, also if you have an opinion then send it in to doesn't matter what it is about as long as you feel strongly about it)thank-you!
