1.-Your parents must be really hot too.
-Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
-If I followed you home, would you keep me?
-Did it hurt?...When you fell from Heaven?
-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
-Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
-If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
-I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
-You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it..
-Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
-This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeep. If you were hot I'd probably use a better one.
-I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
-Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
-If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
-Nice legs...what time do they open?
-I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
-Well It's not just going to suck itself.
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
-Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
My tongue is a registered weapon.
-Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
-Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Guy pulls pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
-I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
-The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
-You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
-You know, if I were you, I'd do me.
-(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
-Aren't you tired? Coz you've been running through my mind all day.
-I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
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