There are a couple rules that all of you spork lovers need to abide by in order to be in this EXTREMELY exclusive clique:
1. YOU MUST LOVE AND/OR USE SPORKS!
This is an obvious one. You must really REALLY love sporks, or use them on a normal basis. This means you either use a spork as self protection, eating and sexual or religious purposes. Either that, or you just gotta think sporks are SERIOUSLY cool, and MUCH better than the OTHER utensils.
2. YOU MUST BE A MEMBER OF SHOOT THE BREEZE!
That's right. You've gotta be a Shoot the Breeze member. I got the idea for this site from a couple STB members, so they rock, and so does STB... but there is an extension of this rule, see below.
2 1/2. No teenies, please.
As you SHOULD know, you have to be a member of Shoot the Breeze to be a part of this clique, but... since Shoot the Breeze is a message board for Rooney, I have to rule out ALL teeniebopper and/or teenie-like people. That means no stalkers, no obsessers, no "I want to have So and So's Baby"ers, or "So and So is my husband", no Markie's, Amy's, or Kearstens. If you think you may be a teeniebopper, but are not sure, e-mail me and I'll help you out.
3. You have to be at least semi-cool
Yeah. Only cool, funny, smart, sarcastic, fun-loving, good music-listening type people are allowed in this clique. If you don't think you fit into any of those categories, IM me sometime and we'll chat, and I will figure out whether you fit the requirements of this clique: Hey, I never said it was easy to get in.