9-26-02 Oh mother bird. that's the funniest thing i've ever read! (look below) i just updated my journal too. -sony

(-20-02(again)*THe FAKE INTERVIEW WITH BEN*

BEN: hello, I'm Ben reporing with Ben Inc. on liqidsarcasm.tk, managed by steph and sonya.
Steph and sonya:Hi
Ben: Hello! So, how did u come up with the name liquid sarcasm???
Steph: Did you read the F.A.Q?
Ben: No, I could not find it (<---bens accual words!)
Sonya: Well you might wanna check there.
Ben: alrighty then, I'll do that. Maybe, if I can find it.SOOOO! STEPH! what's the deal with combusting ducks inc.? what does it mean? I'm SO Intrigued!!!
Steph: Ummm... It's just a small website development thingy I run.
Ben:Hmmm! SOUNDS COMPLICATED!
Sonya: why are you yelling?
Ben: *ahem* website developemt! sounds complicated!
Steph:No, I make layouts for peoples websites. Joy.
Ben: You seem to say that alot! Is that you trademark?
Sonya: Are you on any medication?
Ben: No, but thank you for asking!
Steph: Ummmm...I 'spose. It's not that great.
Ben: WELL, YES...YES IT IS! IT'S ORIGINAL! THE WORLD IS LOOKING FOR A BUNCH OF ORIGINAL PEPOLE!
Steph:ummm...riight...listen we better get going...
Ben:NO! I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS! ONE MORE FOR EACH OF YOU!!!!!
Sonya: Could you please stop the yelling???
Ben: Sure. So Sonya, You and Steph have been friends for quite some time now. Is it true that you accually both were separated at birth, then brought together when your real father was in a freak telephone accident?!?!
Sonya: Umm...no... Me and Steph both have separate parents, and are no way related, at least as far as I know. And as far as a telephone accident, the closest I've ever gotten to a telephone, OR a FREAK accident is when I almost ripped my arm off at Stephs house when we were all on the Titanic LDS.
Ben: Is that some kind of drug? ARE YOU TWO DRUG DEALERS?!?!
Sonya: LDS stands for Laundry Detergent Ship. WE WERE 9 FOR PETE'S SAKE!
Ben: Hmmm... I see...Now Steph, In my own oppinion,(and i've said this many times to students at SWMS, that you dress like a guy, a goth, and are a blue something, which I can't repeat on the internet, unless I want to get you kicked off of angelfire. That wouldn't be very nice. What do you say about these comments?
Steph: Personally, WHAT THE (Insert word of choice here) IS WRONG WITH GOTHS?!?!?!?! Sure, they're a tad bit scary to look at sometimes, but deep down, I'm sure that they aren't all bad. And as for dressing as a guy, I think you should try it some time.
Ben:*Looks down at the dress he's wearing* I suppose that you might have a point there. |This is ben, the man in a dress, with Ben Inc. Web Articles Siginging off. (NOTE: this interview is for Steph's entertainmet perposes only, and in no way did it ever happen, except when ben said,"No, I could not find it.", when reffering to the F.A.Q page, which is located somewhere undernieth this entire box, so don't go searching in here for it.
9-20-02

Well friends, I don't know where Sonya is. I think she got sucked into a black hole, or something of the sort. I haven't updated my journal forever, so I think I might try to do that next. And, if there's not an entry there, come over and egg my home. Seriously.Also, I've realized that my buttons didn't work(*tear*) on mac computers, so, I deleted them, and made them all oddish and stuff. Joy. I'm like, dying from heat in our little room which holds our big clunky computer, and I think my orange-jellyfish-infested-laptop died, because it won't turn on, even if it gets charged. and we just payed for a new charger too. I'm sure my mom will be overjoyed. anyway, go look at our ugly new and de-proved buttons, and go read my journal. woo.-Steph
9-19-02

Hello little children! I'm sorry we havent updated in (an eterinty) a while, but i'm back now, and covered with jeff's spit, so it's all good. Why am I covered with it, you ask? We got in a water fight. and finally he just decided it was easier to spit at me than it was to walk a few yards and fill his mouth up with water.(well, not like it makes any diffrence, I 'spose)And, I would go take a shower, but alas, we're out of water untill midnight. Oh Joy. So, hopefully all of yous are quite happy and not spit appon. I'm off to eat dinner.

-Steph
9-9-02

Steph has returned from concert happiness un-injured, and has had quite a happy thing happen! yay! go read my journal for all of the concert happiness!
9-8-02
TODAY HAS NOT BEEN A GOOD DAY! first, I fall down th stairs, then I'm forced to do homework, THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF, PINKPUNKBUNNIES DECIDES TO SHUT DOWN BECAUSE THEY FOUND FRIENDS, SPORTS, AND MUSIC!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS HIDING ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!! RRAAAAAAAARRRRR! I feel like hitting something/someone. I've been dilingetly waiting their next update, then *SCHAZAM!* they decide to shut down the site.(or at least not really update) STUPID STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!-STEPH
9-7-02
Rar. I've updated the front page. Joy beyond all joys. Tis quite red, and story-like, but I spent alot of time making the thing, so ENJOY!in other news the Incubus concert is tomorrow, and I will bring you up-to-the-minute (sorta) converage of what happened there. Now go make your buddy icon a candle *snicker snicker* and be quite american, or Swedish if you wish. (in sonyas case, be quite U-crain-E-in. Look mom! I can pronounce!-Steph

8-30-02
Go read my Journal NOW! It is not an option--it's an order! Run dumplings run! -Sonya

8-30(?)-02
We haven't updated in quite some time now, and I haven't talked to sonya in quite some time now, althogh I've read her 'greeing-card like' journal thing about a zillion times because

1- it reminds me of a greeting card.

2: it reminds me of the sappy e-mails you're supposed to forward to your friends. Also, pink punk bunnies has died I think, considering that they never update anymore. But, in other news, here's the incubus consert list so far

Steph, of corse

Kayla

Sam or Bree

Jeff

and maybe Dane.
tis quite depressing that I don't have people coming w/ for sure. but, I shall get to it eventually.

-Steph

p.s. I just love the little listy dotty thing up there!

8-27-02
I've been meaning to make a button for my anti-avril archives for quite some time now, but the thing is, I'm in school, and we're not going to get on the net in computer class, let alone be able to make myself a button in those spare 40 some odd minutes. So, Yes, I know the button looks like some form of stupidness, because it was made on my big clunky computer. YES, I know that I am becoming quite lazy about updating and journal entries, which I used to put daily. So, I'll try to catch up, but it may not be until next weekend, because I'm stuck at Angostora for all of this one.

Cherrio

-Steph

8-25-02
Um..everything that steph said.

8-25-02
Well, I expected to do something fun today, but I had to paint a fence all day. Then with the time remaning, I came here to update. BE GRATEFUL! *ahem* quite sorry. But school also starts tomorro, and it's gonna be quite bad, except I've decided, because of Amanda from Texas, that I'll wear my scary black pants, and get odd looks from all the popular kiddies. yay! Now, go read Sonya's greeting card/e-mail forward like journal entry. *siffle sniffle* brings a tear to my eye...

8-24-02
Our phone is ringing, my sister is crying, there are WAAAY too many ads for weight-loss and for stupid rap/r&b groups on angelfire/this site (beleve me, they're not here by choice!) and I just stabbed myself in the head with some scissors. What a delightful evening this has been. And it's all brought to you by the letter S, for Sonya, Steph, and Skool, or school if you prefer proper spelling. And this little piece of happiness is happining in 2 days,or 48 hours,or 2,880 minutes,OR 172,800 seconds, I think. The phone is wringing again. Some stupid person keeps getting on and off AIM so I've heard the little door-open noise a million times in the past 3 seconds.I wish someone would IM me and talk. I'm hyper and lonely, not a good combo. What a wonderful time I'm having. And to top it all off, Sonya can't go to the Incubus consert, AND my neck hurts. So, I'm off to go to sleep, even though I said that in my journal, and that was quite longer than an hour ago... So, I think I'll venture to my room. (YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHERRIO! I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!)GOOD NIGHT AND DRIVE HOME SAFELY!!!!!!!!!!! -StEpH
8-23-02
Hello and welcome to Friday the 23rd day of August the year of our Lord 2002. Go check out my journal because it's very informative (yeah right) and also go to our advice page and write me (sonya) an email. Also be sure and sign our guestbook because it's very unusual and abnormal and unconventional (just like steph) Steph is into this anti-avril stage and i find it very amusing--keep up da good work! well, ttfn, Sonya
8-21-02
The Fall Festival is tomorrow. Woo-hoo. But, I'd like to say that I lothe Avril Lavinge. Being the happy little person I am, I stole my sisters Avril CD, and listened to 3 songs before I felt sick. Woo-hoo. I've heard allison and many people From the anti-avril live-journal thing. talking about how bad she was. I personally had heard only one song from her CD, and I assumed it was the most poppy one there. I belive I've been mistaken. She's pop if I've ever seen it. And to make things worse, She says she's punk. she's not punk. she wears too much makeup (unless she's going for that possessed racoon look...) and her hair looks too good to be punk. and even worse than that, she's made it cool to be punk. Punks around the globe will agree with me, that punk is not popular. pop is POPular, hence the name.Joy. Most people who like her wouldn't know the diffrence between real punk, and punk-pop, eveb if it was hiding in the pocket of their 70$ Gap jeans. *Rar*. -StEpH
8-19-02
Well little kiddylins, I think our counter has officially blowed up. Kaboom, Squish, and various other destructive adjectives. I've realized every time I try to update or add somethin to my journal, Our Lady Peace be on the radio. Very odd. It's also seems that there' some type of delemma with the fires in south dakota, and Keystone, Rockerville, Deadwood (I think, and various other little hick towns have been evacuated. and I THINK that three houses have been burned like my sisters toast, and two of them were summer cabins. Like the summery people can't afford to build another one. I'm supposed to make a lyrics button, so I'm off to do that. SIGN THE DARN GUESTBOOK!!!!!!!!*ahem* and finally if Sonya's parents don't let her go to the Incubus consert, I will send my flying sister after them. That would not be a pretty site, so I'm sure they'll do the right thing. Cherrio -StEpH

8-19-02 ATTENTION ALL WEBRATS! Today I looked at our counter and curiously, it said that we have 5000+ hits. This is quite impossible because we've only been in exsistance for like, 2 weeks. We would like to know if anyone knows what that is all about. Please sign our guestbook and tell us how you found out about our lovely little site. Thank you my little picture frames. have a nice day

8-17-02 Shisa. i can't get over how lovely those buttons are that you made steph. happy. i left my soccer cleats and shine-guards in chicago. we have to go buy new ones. aren't u excited? um, yeah. my skin is blotchy. i got a good tan, but it all started to peel and now my arms look like a map of the world. my left arm looks like italy. anyways, steph and i might put up some new pages soon. dolls, maybe we make an original quiz, links page, and other pointless vanity. check out our new advice page. u can email us if you want to get advice from a 3rd party. -sonya
8-16-02
Well my little oxen, I've found out what core I have and my classes!!!!!!!!!!! I've also found out what my locker combo is, which we never get until the first day of school. I don't know of anyone else who knows their cores yet, so I'm hoping to find out. And finally, we have lunch 7TH PERIOD!!!!!! that's like at the very last part of the day!! Well, I'm off to find out what other humans have their cores yet, and I'll post them RIGHT AT THIS VERY SPOT.
Steph is sick. Sick sick sick sick. Puke on your shoes sick. And she's supposed to go to the movies with two peoples today, to go see a movie she saw last night. Gah. The scathing horror. Kind of. Well my little netbuddies. I don't know what I shall do. All of my socalistic plans for the summer have occured in the past two days, and so I'm tired, and I'm sick. I'm sick of being tired, and I think I'm tired because I'm sick. Or maybe it could be because my sister woke me up around 10am. It's now 1, and I'm still half asleep. My pants are covered in safety pins, for no apparent reason, so I shall remove them for fear I'll kill myself. Sick sick sick sick sick. I should go back to sleep or take a shower or something. But, alas, I'm stuck here writing to my 50 random people who unfortunatly happen to read this every day. I wonder why we get so many hits. This is boring. I'm off to take more stupid web quizzes to post in my journal-StEpH
Well today is my cousin Jillians *FIRST birthday! yay for her. In other news, I'm going to a movie tonight with people. Woo-hoo. I live an exciting life, no? No, I don't, because this is the first thing I've done in a llllooooooooooonng time. Well, I'm off to eat dinner. Sonya needs to write somthing here, and she should make it long, because I enjoy reading her pointless babble. But, before I go, I've noticed we've gotten alot of hits in the past few days, and I have no idea why. Accually, I think it coulda been because I put our link on a message board. and it's still the first message. yay for me.

-StEpH
8-12-02 Steph has returned to her home. Yay for Steph. Sonya, is in chicago, or ohio, or some state like that. She needs to get home! In other less interesting news, Jeff Caudill doesn't know his girlfriends last name. That's sad. Very sad.Also, I finished my bio, so go read that, and go post on the board or I'll slap you with a fish...

8-9-02 Oh where oh where can my stephanie be/oh where or where can she be?/with her ears perked back and her tail cut short/oh where oh where can she be?/ I just worked on our bios page (go check it out) Steph still needs to do hers though. yay, yay.

8-8-02 Hello burples of the world. Like i said, I'm back. I just wrote a new journal entery for u to enjoy and put up an adorable little pic at the bottom of my journal page. My dad and I went garbage can shopping today (yes, that's what i said) it was nice. I hope you're having a fun time at angostora. I want to go up there before school starts but it's not looking hopeful. Well, i'm going to keep adding thingys to our site today so c ya later. -Sonya PS. check out the new poll below!!

8-4-02 HAPPY SNEAK ZUCHINI ONTO YOUR NEIGHBORS PORCH DAY!! have you noticed the happy bannery thing above this box? Well, Steph finds it funny and it be our plege to you. We'd do anything for our adoring fans (aka amanda and megan) we'd even rob the common cents down the road from Steph's house. And EVEN THOUGH there's not gonna be alot of updates in the next week, fill the board up with stuff from you guyz! SEE YA IN SEPTEMBER! (well, accually next week...) HOPEFULLY! -StEpH

8-3-02 well children, I'm leaving to go to Angostora tomorrow, and I'll be gone all next week, so that means no work on the site for a while. But, I'm bringing my laptop, and I have alot of silents downloaded, so I'll have A LOT of banners and buttons for you, also many ideas for the site that I'll add as soon as possible...in other news, we're kinda up and running. Sonya shan't update for a while, cuz she's in Ohio, (I think...) which is the land of the great potato, as me and sarah like to say.Go Rent Dragonfly....C YA! *hopefully* -Steph