for some random reason weeks later i was sitting at my computer when it hit me, if chocolate is sex then caramel must be the orgasm. the reasoning behind this . . . in both situations you can have one with out the other, but it just isnt the same ;)
it doesn't stop there. knowing my little theory my friend GG decided to give me some caramel sauce for christmas, unfortunately he didnt check the jar closely enough and ended up adding the next part of the theory . . . butterscotch as the fake orgasm, for obvious reasons.
it doesn't end there. through other conversations, mostly at the IUP Punxsy Campus dining hall, i have added the element of peanut butter as the protection (only because you don't need it, but it always good to have).
the final part is the whipped topping (you can't forget about the whipped topping), and I must leave that to your imagination.
Ok so foundant has taken over whipped cream and now sprinkles have been added as STD's because they are everywhere and there are so many different kinds
Now, you are informed about My little Theory on Life. I hope you enjoy and that it gets you to ponder the little things in life ;) Until later peace, love, and theories
Peace always smile forever, Skizz
