Quotes : Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed;. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth; Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?; And which dwarf are you?; If I throw a stick, will you leave?; I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.; Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.; Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things. I won't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.; I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts.; I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.; I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.; A day without laughter is a day wasted.;; The last time you were inside a woman was when you went in the statue of liberty;; I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.;; I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public;; Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?;; I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly.;; Is that your nose, or are you eating a banana?;; How can you love nature, when it did that to you?;; I feel very sorry for you because you are so ugly, but I feel even sorrier for myself because I have to look at you.;; I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay admission!;; You have the perfect weapon against muggers.. your face;; I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?;; You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.;; Don't thank me for insulting you - it was a pleasure.;; If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..;; I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.;; Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you ?;; You grow on people....so does cancer.;; Quotes that I made up:;; Its Amazing ! at first i thought that my teacher was boring but that was until i met you!;; and i thought that pinochio's nose was big..;; I have seen clowns that look better than you do!;; You act just like a gorilla would.. if it could talk;; it looks like you need some new clothes.. i heard they were having a sale at walmart.;; When you went shopping you didnt' happen to buy a life did you?'' And when you are done wasting my time.. take off your wig'' Here's a quarter so you can fix what happened to your hair;; The only life you have is the board game ;; Whats with all the make-up .. i didn't know it was halloween yet;; i know its my birthday but why are you dressed like that .. we didn't hire a clown;; You should move to Japan.. they don't care about looks there;; At first i thought you were a whore but now i think your even more;; I think ive seen you somewhere before.. o yeah in a horror movie;; When i saw your face .. i thought i was having a nightmare;; im not afraid of you .. just your face;; I heard that your "house" burnt down.. don't worry i will buy you a new cardboard box;; I don't want to hit you.. your face is already messed up ;; The first time i saw you is when i thought i was at the circus;; With ears like those you could be the next dumbo;; Don't talk to me.. im mad at you .. for looking at me !;; I didn't mean to make you cry .. ok well yeah i did;; I know i hurt your feelings but did you have to look at me because you just hurt my eyes;; I wish i could help you do something about your face.. but im not a miracle worker;; You will fit in nicely at the circus.. because they only let freaks in;; When people look at you they feel alot better about themselves;; Ok pillsbury.. if i wanted your opinion i would look on the back of the cookie package!;; Don't u just love my quotes lol .. well here is one that is bad but i didn't make it up i found it on a site..;; i met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.;;;;;;;;;;;; Yeah thats pretty bad but i just thought that i would let you know.. thnxs for coming to my site.. i should have some other sites too that will come later on! thnxs!