- Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.
- Dropping a cell phone in a bath tub full of water....kinda kills the phone.
- Your mother WILL find out if you dye you hair purple.
- Milk crates make boring pets.
- If it hurts...DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
- Don't sprint around a pool if you are trying to impersonate Jim from Huck Fin. (?)
- Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference...
- Zits always pop up when you can't really afford for them to pop up.
- When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, 'cause you're already screwed.
- While driving a car through a gate, always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open!! The consequences can be fatal to your car.
- Never pierce your belly button in the dark.
- If your math teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for your test grade, he means it. REALLY
- Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
- Being nice to people will get you far.
- Nothing is ever too good to be true.
- Don't take the SAT's twice if you already have a good score in the first place.
- If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!
- If he doesn't respect you, then he's not worth any of your time.
- Don't juggle knives unless your really, really good at it!
- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sence being ridiculous about it.
- You can't light fireworks in the basement without getting caught.
- Never, ever trust your friend with a pair of scissors against your hair.
- Dyeing your hair strawberry blond when it's already strawberry blond, makes it turn strawberry pink.
- God does not make junk!!
- Someday you will look back at this and it will all seem..... funny.
- You never know when you're making a memory.
- The heart does heal and you will love like this again--except that when you do, you will deny that you ever loved like this before
- If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.
- If you allow others to laugh with you, you are going to be great!!
- Kissing is the funnest thing. Dancing is almost as fun!!
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