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David (that would be me) is an angst ridden manboy trying to deal with life in the dismal hell known as North Carolina. In here you will read his stories of his every day life which may include his dreams of world domination. Enjoy!

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New look same attitude

As you can see the site now has a new look, while not completely done, I think I have made some "good" progress....good being that I did not lose motivation and leave the site in bloody shambles. All of that came to a big suprise to me today since I have been tired all day. I guess that happens when you can't maintain good sleep habits. I really needed that one good nap...to get me going. Time to do the important stuff and spread some evil...


Ramblings of a drunk man-child

Besides work, tonight was the best. Allegra and I had a few drinks before we went so obviously we were feeling good. I was in the white russian type of mood...go figure. Allegra got into the swing of things with her long island ice tea before diviating to other forms of liquor...boy can she drink. I think she is now my hero. I guess that was a nice was to start our second date...plastered.

The show was the shit. I mean everything about it just rocked out. I figured Saves the Day and Grandaddy were gonna be great...and I was right. Both of their sets were outstanding. The best song of the night came out when Grandaddy began playing, "OK with my decay." I can say that I haven't had so much fun in a while. Anyways the big suprise to the night was how good Fire Theft was. I think I may just have to check them out...Anyways...peace out


The fun never ends

Work...ahhhh...when will it stop...ummm...when I become unemployed. CVS will be now known as "the bad place"...like the place you go to after you touch yourself inappropriately. It's work...but does it have to be so tiring? Anyways, going to the Ritz tonight...um Disco Rodeo...such a gay name...they might as well call it "fuck me in the ass right now" club.


Looking for a new beginning

I went on my first "real" date in a while. It was raw lustful fun...in my head of course. No...but it really was fun. We first went to Crazy Fire. I haven't been there before...but I was like hell..I'll try anything...and that is where Allegra wanted to go...yes her name is Allegra...I can see how you can sick with the "like the allergy medicine" joke...haha...losers. Anyways, we did a little bowling, followed by some pool at Babineau's. It was fun and all since I got to "teach" her how to play. What a shark since it was a front...damn you...lol. We made a few wagers and we lost some articles of clothing in the process...but not leading to what you think...perverts. We'll just say that going commando is not something i desire to do again...nuff said. We watched Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind...good movie go watch it...and then hung out with some friends at PB's. Kinda weird that I started to drink more again...maybe because my birthday is coming up. I need sleep now..


No hangover...yay

Last night was fun. It was a night out at Rum Runners with Dan and his girlfriend Kristy. Like I said the whole night was enjoyable. This includes the 75 cent drink special...nuff said right. It is a good thing to get liquored up, but to save while getting liquored up...that is being sensible. Anyways, the night included fight songs from various schools...but the highlights included the asshole song, the hokie pokie while involved shaking you uvula (not to be mistaken with your vuvla), and a rendition of "the whole world" that included inappropiate tough on man-ginas...but it was fun.

Small gripes though were a given. Though I was having lots of fun...the bar is just way too small...it was all to often when unnessary ass to crotch touching was made between guys passing though to get to the other side of the bar. A wierd but mildy entertaining event happened in the guys bathroom. Let me say...it should not take 30 minutes to cross a bar just to take a piss. That is just wrong. Anyways when I got there...I saw that there were 2 urinals and a stall. Since there was a urinal available...the sensible thing would be to go there. When I was about to piss the guy next to me got all paranoid and asked me in a drunken stupor what was I doing here. First I was like "why are you talking to me?" For some reason I felt the need to tell him that I was there to pee...duh. Anyways after he left...an equally drunk but less paranoid guy took his place. He then proceeded to ask me what part of the night was my favorite? All I could think was "why the fuck are these people fucking talking to me for while I was peeing...isn't there an unspoken rule that you just don't do that?" Being the cynical person I was...I told him that the current moment of being able to take a piss was my favorite and being the good drunk...I think he took me seriously. Public bathrooms scare me now. For a look at the offical rules to urinal etiqutte...Go Pee Here


It's St. Patty's Day...everybody's Irish today.

It's Saint Patty's Day and I can't be any happier. A holiday that is tailor made for drinking...you really can't go wrong. Ok...one thing sucks though...before I can get semi trashed, I first have to go to work. At least I get to leave early.


12 easy steps to come out of the closet

I got my hair cut and all. I decided to go the nonadventurous route. I know I can be a pussy that way. There is nothing worse than bad hair...except maybe light beer and George W....but that's a whole different story. On a side note...I bought this hard vinyl texturizer (I was feeling kinda gay) to get the pseudo faux hawk look. Yep that confirms it...i've been hanging out with other side way too much...lol.


Molestation on the side please

Ok so I haven't written anything in a few days...I wasn't at home...so suck it up. I know...I would miss me too in the same situation. Anyways...my third tattoo will be a no go today since the person that I want to do my tattoo will not be available. That is cool though since I know in advance. I was able though to get my second tattoo touched up. Just letting everyone know...I despise the Blue Flame tattoo shop. I think I will now be a Warlocks customer from now on. I just had too many problems at Blue Flame that I don't think I really need to go back there.

Anyways...new subject...to faux hawk or not to faux hawk that is the question. I know...it is like a mohawk without the partial baldness. It is that or i stick to the old doo...with the front hair flippy thing. It is just a question if I want to look bold with the possiblity to look really really stupid or look the same without challenging any domians of hair cuttery...dun dun dunnnnn! One thing I know for sure is that a girl is gonna cut my hair. after the last one...let's just say that the guy molested my head before he was through cutting my hair. It was a bit uncomfortable...not saying all guys who cut hair are bad...just this guy or anyone like him....it was creepy. Besides that...nothing happening for me today.


Read?...that is a horrible lie.

I read a book today. how amazing is that. Normally I bitch about not having any free time...and there it was. It was like a bite in the ass...not saying I've been biten in the ass before for that would suck a lot. anyways, "Atlas Shrugged" so far is turning out to be a great book. It differs greatly from my other, not have to, but want to, reading materials, this coming from a guy that enjoys Anne Rice with a little John Grisham mixed in. This moment of nonclarity does not mean I enjoy reading on a daily basis. What do you take me for, a literate member of society, I think not.

On top of that, some sad news. Something happened at CVS today. It's a real sobber, and it isn't about how sam is really really short...but that is sad too...Anyways a member of the CVS family was relieved of duty. That comes as a big suprise to me. I mean he was a lazy worker, a great no-getter, and he talked w/ a horrible southern drawl. Yep...we lost something there.


Beer does a body good.

I was supposed to go play pool again, but I guess that never happened since the pool hall was kinda crowded. Damn pool go-ers. I did though managed to get a drink...which is nearly impossible since Johnston county is a dry county...them bastards. We had to go back to Wake county just to get a beer. Anyways, I have the whole weekend off. I guess that means more time to myself...you sick fucks...stop thinking that...If I did "that" I wouldn't actually tell you...but I just may not wash my hands to spite you...yuck. Anyhow, later.


Le Sigh

Nothing has changed...work is still tiresome, and dan still sucks at pool. It is nice to know that somethings in the universe don't change...


Can't think of anything witty

The concert last night kicked ass. It was a much better show than I had ever expected. The music was right on. Except for being sprayed with nasty domestic beer by a certain bastard, *coughbencough* I don't think I have really enjoyed myself that much in a while. And for you dirty people...ewww. I would post more but I gotta jet to work. Anyways, I'm thinking about playing pool on thursday and/or friday...everyone legal can come...because non drinkers bring the level down...nah, you're welcomed too.


Why does it aways rain on me?

It was my day off from everything. I guess that would mean that I would get a chance to relax from everything. I kinda zoned out of everything though. It took me a while to figure out that it was just raining today...maybe the indication was apparent when the ground started to get wet. Anyways, I managed to go out to borders to buy a book! I know how shocking is that shit! Anyways...it has certain appeals I guess...well that is the premise. It better have some appealing quality to it or I would have read a book without any obligation to do so for nothing. That would bring my slacker credibility down to nothing. Anyways...I'll go read "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand later. Tonight though, I'm going to see Ingram Hill with a few friends...night all.


David done good

That makes three straight months. It is kinda hard to imagine that I could keep with something for this long. It might start to look like I have some initiative in me...I hope that doesn't spread too far since people might start to expect something of me because that would be bad. Anyways...I'm still tired of everything...sigh...time for a sleepy feeling.


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