Critics Corner

Right now it is Kelly and Sunny her puppet doing their vantriliquist act.

Kelly:So Sunny what do you think of the sailor scouts?
Sunny: Sailor scouts?What those girls that wear the really short mini skirts?
Kelly:Yeah.
Sunny:Well I have a different opinion or each scout.Do you want me to go down the list?
Kelly:Yeah I want to know what you think of them.(Kelly said with a big smile as her eye flashed into the direction of the scouts who where watching from behind the curtins.)
Sunny: Well lets start from the beginning with Mercury.She's real smart but to quiet.You always have to watchout for the quiet ones they can be trouble.
Venus- Whata hottie but shes really blonde.
Stronge and fearless Jupiter. She's needs a hobby other than kicking bad guy butts.
Saturn-She scares me.Very mysterious that scout is. Plus she is deathly pale.
Kelly:What! You skipped Sailor Mars and Moon.
Sunny:I know their last. Now dont interrupt me.
Kelly:OK OK go on.
Suny: Neptune to much into her looks. She need to get a life.
Pluto-is to tall and looks to old to be a sailor scout.
Moon-One word Wimp.
Nebula-Well she's new.I dont know much about her except that she's a love sick puppy for this caped guy.
Sun-She's my favorite. Very stylish and pretty.
Kelly:Prettier than the rest and what about mars,and uranus.
Sunny:Yes prettier than the rest and I'm getting to them so shut up.( he said very angrily)
Mars- stubborn and high mantanence are to words that describe her.
Now for Uranus to much like aguy and she always hangs out with Neptune.What are they gay or something?
Kelly:Whoa Sunny you really dont like the scouts. Well except for Sailor Sun.So is there anything else you want to tell me about how much you dont like the scouts?
Sunny:Well there are a few more things.....
Kelly: Never mind Sunny i don't have the time to here you rambol on.
Sunny:Ok than can we go home.

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The beautiful picture to the left is of my Sailor Illusion and was done by Kashoku and the site is Here.