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::Fwf comes back from a commercial break as it fades into stone cold's music blaring over the PA system and him comming out to talk on the microphone. He walks down the rampway, steps into the ring and does his turnbuckle taunts. He then grabs the mic and starts to talk::

::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

Stephanie McMahon Helmsley ::laughs:: "The Billion Dollar Princess". Well you sure as hell aint no princess if you are married to that pomposs jackass Triple H who is to much of a woose to come to this ring and fight me like a man. Stephanie, you wanna talk trash about stone cold steve austin well you can flap your gums all you want about me because you are nothing but a Trailor Park Trash sum' bitch! The fans boo your sorry ass because they only boo for trash like you ::fans cheer:: ...Well ya see they cheer for me because i am one hell raisin sum' bitch that whoops everyones ass who gets in my way. So stephanie if ya want to come out here and flap your gums about how much bigger your boobs get every event ya go to. Well, you seem to wanna talk shit when im not here but you.......

::lights go dim and stephanie mcmahon helmsley comes through the curtain, walks down the rampway and into the ring with a mic in her hand and austin asks her questions::

::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

Well steph you finally brought your trailor park weasly trash self out here to talk to me face to face...Do you have anything to say to me or ask me?

..::..Stephanie McMahon Helmsley..::..

Well their is one thing.....

::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

WHAT?!

..::..Stephanie McMahon Helmsley..::..

Shut up! with that "what?!" crap austin, is that all you can say?....

::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

WHAT?!

::fans cheer "what?!" whenever stephanie is done saying something::

..::..Stephanie McMahon Helmsley..::..

If you dum airheaded fans will shut up with that dum saying then maybe i can talk. ::crowd boo's:: ...Well austin you aren't going to beat my husband Hunter Hearst Helmsley this monday because i will be in his corner. I will help him destroy you and make sure YOUR carreer is ended in the wrestling buisness. Afterall i am the Billion Dollar Princess...so another words austin you have no chance against Hunter because he has more skill and more ability than you do...

 ::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

WHAT?!

::stephanie gives austin a meen look::

..::..Stephanie McMahon Helmsley..::..

Austin if that is all you can say then i guess i am done here and me and hunter will see you at vengeance...

 ::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

Wait!...stay in here and have a beer with me if that is alright with you ::crowd cheers and austin goes on asking for a few beers from the time keeper:: Gime a few steveweisers!...::hands stephanie a beer:: ...Stephanie i wanna make a toast to mondays match with me and Triple H. I am going to whoop his ass, give him a stunner and cover his ass 1...2...3...::hits steph's beer can with his beer can as hard as he could::

..::..Stephanie McMahon Helmsley..::..

Austin...I can't wait untill monday night when you get your ass kicked by Hunter because you are a dam redneck!

::austin takes his beer can and poors it over steph's head::

::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

AHAHAHAH...you stand their lookin like a fool and you think you are just a perfect princess?....well UH UH!...you are a pathetic Jackass and you are just as fake as your boobs are. ::fans go wild and cheer "slut" for stephanie:: that word they are cheering describes you perfectly steph. You deserved that beer on your head.....

..::..Stephanie McMahon Helmsley..::..

Austin!!! you are makin me mad...Ugh! now i really cant wait 'till monday because Hunter will pedigree your ass and pin you 1...2...3

::Austin walks over to steph and says a few more things and gets in her face::

::WHAT?!::Stone Cold::WHAT?!::

Come Monday, Triple H is going to need you in his corner because he will need he dam help. When i lock his head in my arm, i am gonna put some stank on it, pull his head down and BAM!...beat his ass 1...2...3...And Thats The Bottom Line 'Cause Stone Cold Said So

::Austin drops the mic and walks away as stephanie stands their with a disgusted look on her face. The scene fades out after it shows austin leaving::

 

!++!++! CLOSER !++!++!

Some call these men the greatest entertainers on Earth. Flying without wings, defying phisical limitaions. But the risks these men take are great. Bodies have been battered, necks broken, careers ended in an instant. Yes, this is entertainment, but the hazards are real. No matter who you are, please whatever you do, don't try this at home.

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