(Ż'·.¤'·.¦*~!*Trish Stratus- The Canadian Blondebombshell*~!*¦.·'¤.·'Ż)

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.::||The scene opens up where Trish is sitting in the sand on the beach..Trish then loox up and notices that the camera is on her.Trish has a smile on her face almost as if she is laughing..The titantron at the arena flicks on and it shows Trish at the beach from where she is staying spending a day at the beach alone.Trish loox around to see the camera zoomed in on her closer.Trish loox at the camera with a smile on face and starts to speak as of things that she knows or thinx will happen on RAW as it is just around the corner and what will Trish have to say to Torrie well wait and find out..||::.
"STRATUSFACTION HERE TO SPEAK"

|||~*The Canadian Blondebombshell Trish Stratus*~|||Well as you all know i could not make it to the arena today becuz i have been having some person problems and stuff like that so i spent the time at the beach but dont think that i havent seen what has been going on there today becuz i truly have.Now Stacy who the heck do you think you are when you had said i was a weakling?Like yeah right.Your just jealous of me jealous becuz i have bigger breast jealous becuz i have more men attracting me and jealous becuz im a far better athlete.Now Stacy as far as me not making it out of RAW alive get a life dimwit becuz i have had it up to here with your stupid attitude and your stupid ways.Get it through your thick fat skulls that you suck Stacy your not the best athlete to walk the face of this earth or even federation.Now you wanna talk crap about me fine but find some other place to do it becuz if there is one thing i cant stand its stuck up whining trash bags like you.Anyway Stacy as far as me getting a ass kicking...Oh woah woah you had said that i wasnt gonna show up for RAW?Pfff well i am showing up for RAW and im on a mission to kick the hell out of you Stacy.I dont mean to sound so desperate but seriously Stacy do you actually think you stand a chance against me?We will just have to see who the better diva of the EWA is in that match but anyway Stacy i can be your worsenightmare and now you have certified me to get pissed off so goodluck on RAW becuz your going to need it.Now moving on to someone else who has just been surprisingly added to my match for RAW she is Torrie Wilson.Torrie i have nothing against you and i have nothing bad to trash or say about you.Although i did like the fact that you had asked if you can join me and Lita and become a team..Torrie so you really wanna join me and Lita huh?Well i think there is room for you anytime u wanna join us..Seeing since you didnt trash talk me and you wanted to put your differences aside with me or even Lita well im proud to say welcome to the team..Now i hope you do know that in our match on RAW my focus on RAW is Stacy Keibler that long legged blonde bitch has issues with me and ill be willing to settle them becuz thats the kind of person i definately am..But its going to be me for myself..But never know what might happen RAW is just around the corner.Now im sure each and everyone of you wish i was at the arena right now but i just cant be there every step of the minute if you understand what im saying.::smiling::.Anyway to move onto something specific..Chavo had said earlier that he isnt having a feud with me then why the hell did he try to start something have some common sense Chavo..You a gentleman my ass you like to think so highly of yourself and then expect us ladies not to defend ourselves.Jr is right about one thing though that i dont like profanity remarks used at me becuz im not really that type of girl.Now you said you werent gonna accept my challenge before becuz your more man then that?Ha dont even make me laugh it kind of makes me wanna throw up..All you do Chavo is yak yak yak when do you ever quit.One thing i did like what you said though i gotta admit was really funny was when u insulted Stacy but that was it.I dont find you interesting i find you pretty damn boring.::laughs a bit::.Chavo you wanna say hurtful things us EWA Divas well i think you need to learn alittle bit of things in manners..Thats why on RAW im gonna be watching backstage when Brock Lesnar kicks your sorry ass all over the ring and leaves u in a pulp.Im sick and tired of listen to you and im sick and tired of listening to practically.Now you had said you can beat any man in this federation.Well that is untrue becuz people like The Rock, Triple H, Chris Jericho can kick your ass anyday of the week and you better take that as a insult becuz im dead serious you take everything so damn serious and with you around here your gonna cause alot of chaos and everything else so if you know whats best for you you better just shut up sit back and mind your damn business thats all us divas ask.Oh yeah and when the both of us do match up in the ring we will see if i can really take pain and all that..Hell ive taken alot of bumps and briuses so what makes u think im not ready for this pfff whatever..::grins and takes hair out of the poney tail and lets it down looking directly at the camera::.
Stacy get ready and Torrie i just dont know"

|||~*The Canadian Blondebombshell Trish Stratus*~|||Well now that im finished with that issue i dont have much more i can say except that come RAW its going to be Stratusfaction Gaurenteed..But you know what not if some little bith tries to cheat..See little games arent gonna work for me as of late..Anyway ive really gotta get going since i have gotta go work out just alittle bit more for my match on RAW so i can get ready..Now out of all people Lita thanx for wishing me luck and i wish you luck in the match next week on RAW when i make it there.And if you win their will be no hard feelings and when i win same with you i hope..Now Torrie and Stacy get ready..Or wait i know your ready Torrie but Stacy is going to be going through alot of pain by the time im finished with her..She wishes she is gonna beat either Torrie or i..Well now if you will all let lil ole me Miss Stratusfaction get a rest for a while i will be 100% for my match with is true..Anyway goodday to each and everyone of you.::smiles as the camera zooms off her::. .::||Trish gets up and then sees someone that loox familiar she walks over to someone and that person is Torrie Wilson..Torrie loox shocked to see that Trish is on the beach at this time..Trish and Torrie start to have a conversation well a friendly one at least||::.
Meeting up with Torrie"

|||~*The Canadian Blondebombshell Trish Stratus*~|||Hey Torrie im surprised to see you here at the beach..Anyway did you hear what Chavo had saidabout you? He said he dosnt give a god damn care about you or Stacy Keibler then he had said some more hurtful stuff about me..He needs to really be taught a lesson he is starting to piss me off.Anyway Torrie you ready for our match on RAW?I know you probably are but just wondering..Stacy dosnt stand a chance against you or even I for any reason at all..So..?? ^^The Lovely Torrie Wilson^^Im find Trish and i hope you are too.I did hear what you had said about be and im glad to be part of your team..What does Stacy have agains the both of us to begin with all she does is make things up as she goes on which is rediculous.Its really funny that Stacy thinx she has everything over us when she has screwed with half of the guys on the roster at this point..And theres another just like her..Anyway Trish good luck in the match though.. |||~*The Canadian Blondebombshell Trish Stratus*~|||Well Torrie i dont blame you for being pissed about having to face Stacy either.When i first found that out i was like what the heck is this until i realized that Stacy will be so easy i mean she is a easy target if you ask me..Anyway this should be very very interesting in all kinds of ways.. ^^The Lovely Torrie Wilson^^Well yeah i am sorta pissed as well having to face a talentless ratface bitch..Anyway Trish im glad your in the match at least i have competetion..Oh damn i just forgot i have gotta head back now so ill be seeing you on RAW then? |||~*The Canadian Blondebombshell Trish Stratus*~|||Ok see you around Torrie.Oh and one more thing good luck even though i know you wont be needing it at all anytime soon..::torrie walks away::. |||Trish grabs her beachtowel and wraps it around her waist and then starts to walk off.Trish walks into the beachhouse that she has and closes the door so the scene fades to all black|||
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"Stratusfying Babe"



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