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People Used: Terri Runnels, Michael Cole, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Good 'Ole Jim Ross, Lillian Garcia, and President Brian

People Mentioned: Stephanie McMahon, Triple H, Batista, HBK, and The Disease

Achievements: Being the Second IWF Diva

Statistics: 0 Wins - 0 Losses

Lines/Words: 529 Lines - 4129 Words

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The beginning of the IWF, and already two Dominant Divas have signed up. Terri Runnels and, of course, Stephanie McMahon. Words were said by Stephanie, in her debut, and now we're all awaiting Terri's response... Will she take kindly to Stephanie's comments, or will the IWF's Blonde Bombshell be ready to kick some McMahon ass? The IWF's very own Horny Lil' She-Devil has made her way to the IWF, and the Federation is about to learn the real definition of a DIVA.

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~The scene kicks off inside of the Target Center, in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The Target Center is packed with over 25,000 screaming fans, who came to see their favorite superstars in the house show. With the first Adrenaline, since the IWF opened, coming up in just a few short days, the fans are excited and pumped up, knowing any thing could happen. The cameras do circles around the ecstatic fans, zooming in on a few homemade posters and signs, some with quotes, insults, flattery, others pictures that they've drawn or copied. Some of the things on the posters say: "Stephanie McMahon - 25Cent Ho!," and, "Triple H Rocks," as well as, "Shawn Micheals | The Heart Break Kid," The camera's do a few more circles around the crowd, showing the fans watching at home what they're missing by not being a part of the Adrenaline live action. After a few moments, the camera's stop doing circles, and they focus on the two most popular commentators in all of Sports Entertainment today, Jerry "The King" Lawler and Good 'Ole Jim Ross. The camera's zoom in on the two, and the fans sitting behind them see themselves in the titan tron, so they begin going wild, knowing millions at home are watching them. They put bunny ears on JR and King, make faces at the cameras, but the two commentators ignore the crazy fans behind them and begin to broadcast the show.~

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Hey there folks, I'm Jim Ross, JR, and sitting here next to my is my good friend Jerry Lawler, or as he's better known, The King. Any ways, with those introductions over and done with, we've got news. IWF's first ever event, Adrenaline, will be held in just a few days! Two matches have been announced so far, those being Triple H The Game versus The Disease, and Shawn Michaels, HBK, The Showstoppa versus Batista... King, this is like two Main Events. We've got two legends: Triple H and Shawn Michaels, both will be facing men who have proved to be a force to be reckoned with. I, for one, have never seen Disease in action and am excited and anxious to witness his and Triple H's first IWF match. Now, if I were to put monet on it... I'd have to say I think the winner will be Triple H. Former WWE Undisputed Champion, Triple H has shown the wrestling world that he's not exaggerating when he says he's that damn good. I'm, however, in no way trying to under-estimate Disease in this match. I've just got a feeling, you know? Especially since I've seen Triple H in the ring and unfortunately can't say the same for The Disease.

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

What kind of name is that any ways, JR? The Disease? Ugh, gives me the shivers. Any ways, yeh that's sure to be a blockbuster match, but even more so we've got the legendary Shawn Michaels, The Heart Break Kid going toe to toe with Batista, who, I might add, is a giant. A fricken giant! But, yeh, Shawn Michaels versus Batista, that's gonna be a great match, a slobber-knocker as you like to call them, JR. Both men have come out already, talking about their matches, saying what needs to be said... But who will win?! I have to say Shawn Michaels. It's the obvious choice in this match, with the wrestling history that he has... But then again Batista is a giant, one Hell of a giant, and he's young. He's got the speed, the size the strength, and the youth... As much as I hate to say it, this could help him get the upper hand on HBK. Any ways, don't take my word for it, on the winner, make sure to tune in on Thursday to see who wins these two matches that are guaranteed to be action-packed... Now speaking of Shawn Michaels he came out earlier and completely insulted the Billion Dollar Princess herself while he was out... Now, I was going to go on more about his match, but now I'm side-tracked...

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Oh God...

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

No, JR, but did you hear those things HBK said to her? Stephanie McMahon-Iliketoblowmyboss... How mean is that? And besides it can't even be applied to Stephanie!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

I beg to differ...

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

Excuse me did you say something JR?

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Nope, nothing at all.

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

I tho -

~Suddenly Jerry "The King" Lawler is interrupted by the sound of screeching tires. The fans, and the two commentators, turn their attention to the titan tron, as it flickers and changes from showing the two commentators, to showing the parking lot, where a silver Neon Plymouth has just pulled up to the curb. The fans hush in curiosity, as the engine of the car dies down, and there's a moment of silence in the parking garage. Then the sound of a door opening is heard, and you can just barely see the top of the Driver side door, as it opens. The car blocks the view of the person at first, and the camera's don't swing around to offer a better view. You hear a sharp thud, as the sound of high-heeled shoes hitting the cement filter through the speakers. Suddenly a semi-short woman appears. The woman, at first having her back to the cameras, is unrecognizable. She takes a step out, to avoid the door, as she slams it shut. The woman then turns around, flipping her neat blonde hair, and removing her sun glasses, as she does so. The fans give a huge reaction, cheering their heads off, as they realize the woman is none other than Terri Runnels. Terri flashes a quick smile at the camera that's zooming in on her, and that gets a bigger reaction from the crowd. The Lil' She-Devil walks towards the entrance of the arena, tossing her car keys to a man near by, dressed in a valet parker uniform.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Take care of that will you?

~The man blinks, out of his trance.~

|:|:|:| Valet Parker - Bill|:|:|:|

Yes ma'am, right away...

~The man continues to stare at Terri, until she shoots him a glare, which makes him practically jump, in his rush to get in the car. Terri turns her attention away from him, and walks once again towards the entrance of the arena. A man, standing by the main doors leading to the arena from the parking garage, hurries and opens the door, a gush of air from inside the building, comes out, blowing Terri's hair back, behind her shoulders. She smiles at the man who opened the door, but walks in without saying as much as a thank you. She gets only half way down the entrance hall, when she's stopped by the security whose guarding the other hallways. The security guard looks her up and down, then smiles at her, as he crosses something off on his list.~

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

Hey Miss Runnels, good to see you finally showed up...

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Yeah, my trainer was a little late so that set back my schedule a bit... So, uh, where's my locker room?

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

You're lucky, you got one close to the ring this time... Locker room A123.

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Cool, thanks...

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

No prob.

~Stacy Keibler walks past the security guard, about to head towards her locker room, but she remembers something, and turns around, adressing the guard.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Um, hey, could you tell me where Brian's office is?

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

The Pres.?

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Yeh...

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

He's in locker room B104...

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Okay, thanks. Oh, and one last thing...

~Terri hands the Security Guard her small duffel bag, which is black and has the words, "Terri Runnels," sewn in with silver thread.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Could you have that sent to my room for me?

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

Uh, sure..

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

K, thanks again!

::<^>:: Security Guard - John ::<^>::

No prob... Again.

~Terri gives him a quick smile before turning aroun once again, heading towards her locker room. She just barely turns the corner when she's stopped by none other than Michael Cole. Terri smiles, remembering the times back in the WWE, when she had treated him like crud, like most every one else. He, seeing her smile, smiles back, offering a hand for her to shake, which she does. Michael Cole raises a microphone to his lips, looking Terri up and down, thought not in a sexual way, and begins to start a quick interview.~

-)()(- Michael 'The Annoying' Cole -)()(-

Hey Terri, long time no see...

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Hey Cole, how you been?

-)()(- Michael 'The Annoying' Cole -)()(-

Pretty good, pretty good... So you here as an interviewer to?

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Um, no... Actually, I signed a contract to wrestle...

-)()(- Michael 'The Annoying' Cole -)()(-

That's great! Wow... Well, in that case you deserve a better interview, hehe... So, Miss Runnels how does it feel to be the second Diva here in IWF?

~Terri laughs at his mocked sincerity. He cracks a smile as well as Terri plays along.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Well, Cole, it feels awesome. I'm sooo glad IWF contacted me, I was beginning to feel like I was wasting away as an interviewer in WWE. But now I've got the cahnce to do what I've always wanted to do once again, and that is wrestle. It makes me really excited, and I can't wait to get to know every one here, and be part of the IWF family. In fact I recall a lot of these people from WWE, Stephanie, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Batista... They're all great competitors, and it's gonna make IWF slowly, but surely, rise to the top of all Federations.

-)()(- Michael 'The Annoying' Cole -)()(-

I couldn't agree more Terri.Stephanie came out here ea -

~Terri pulls her hand up, causing Michael Cole to stop talking.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

I know, I know, I know, she had a lot of trash to talk, whether she tried to sugar-coat it or not... But you know what they say Cole, she can tlak the talk, but can she walk the walk? Trust me, it won't take that long to find out, if I get a chance to prove it. Any ways, I have to go talk to someone really super quick, then I think I'm scheduled to have a promo in the ring, so maybe I'll see you later...

-)()(- Michael 'The Annoying' Cole -)()(-

Yeah, sure Terri. It was great seeing you again.

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Great seeing you too, Cole. Bye.

-)()(- Michael 'The Annoying' Cole -)()(-

Bye...

~The camera's zoom in on Cole's smiling face as he watches his ex-co-worker, now a Diva here in IWF, walk away. The scene fades and goes back to the arena area, where Jerry "The King" Lawler is obviously very excited over the newest addition to the Divas roster.~

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

JR... JR... JR... Terri's HERE!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

I can see that King...

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

More Puppies! Woo-Hoo. The Lil' She-Devil is here!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

What does this mean for that jezebel, Stephanie McMahon though, now that someones here to try and steal the spotlight...

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

Who cares, JR? As long as they're both here, nothing can go wrong.

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Maybe not for you, but I'm sure that Terri Runnel's arrival might ruin a little bit of Stephanie's plans... Such as her becoming Womens Champion...

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

Eh... True. Bu -

~For the second time that night The King is interrupted by a noise coming over the PA System. This time it's the sound of a light knocking. The Commentator's and the fans look up at the titan tron once again. There they see the small She-Devil Terri, standing in front of a locker room door. Looking at the nameplate, you can clearly read 'President', which is nailed on to the door. Terri straightens her blouse, and runs her fingers quickly through her hair as she awaits an answer.~

/><\<>| Unkown Person |<>/><\

Come in...

~Terri opens the door just a little, peaking her head in, then opens the door all the way, entering the locker room. She shuts the door quietly behind her and walks over to the person who she came to see... President Brian. He rises off his black leather sofa, greeting her with a smile. She returns his smile, and shakes his extended hand.~

/><\<>| President Brian |<>/><\

Hey Terri, can I help you with something?

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Well, actually... Since you've offered and all. As I'm sure you know, Stephanie has, well, talked things about me... And I was just thinking -

/><\<>| President Brian |<>/><\

Let me guess, you want a match with her...?

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Yeh! How'd you guess?

/><\<>| President Brian |<>/><\

I'm a President of a great Federation... I know what my employees want.

~Terri smiles.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Appearantly.

/><\<>| President Brian |<>/><\

Any ways, I've already signed a match between you and Stephanie... It will take place this Thursday at Adrenaline.

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Okay, great... Well, that's all I wanted, so uh... Thanks.

~Terri turns her back to the President and walks towards the door, grabbing it's handle. She jsut begins to pull it open when President Brian's voice interrupts her thoughts and causes her to turn around.~

/><\<>| President Brian |<>/><\

Oh, and Terri?

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Yeh?

/><\<>| President Brian |<>/><\

It's gonna be a bra and panties match...

~The smile Terri already had on her face gets even bigger.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Hey, even better...

~The President nods his head in agreement as Terri lingers her gaze on him, then turns around once again and leaves the locker room in silence. Once out of the locker room she roams the hall for just a few seconds, the camera's following her the whole time. Suddenly she stops and looks down at the watch on her left hand.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Hm... Time to go to the ring...

~Terri then walks along the halls once again, her arms swaying at her side, a smile brightening her face. The scene fades yet again and shows the two commentators for the third time that night.~

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

B-B-B... Bra and panties?! Terri?! Stephanie?! Bra and panties?!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Appearantly King... The first ever IWF Divas match will be taking place this Thursday, and it's set to be a bra and panties match.

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

Stephanie and or Terri in their bra and panties? There's no way I'm gonna miss that!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Yeh, well, I guess it should be one the fans iwll love, especially the men out there...

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

I'll love it! I'll love it!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

I knwo you will, King, you've made that very clear.

~Before King can respond to JR's annoyed tone, "Dirrty," by Christina Aguilera hits the PA System. The fans rise to their feet, trying to get a better view of the entrance ramp, but they don't make a sound because they don't know who the music belongs to. Shortly their question as to who the music belongs to is answered when none other than Terri Runnels, the She-Devil herself, appears at the top of the ramp. She poses with her hands above her head, then blows a kiss to the crowd. She then goes to the left hand part of the stage and does her signature 'She-Devil' horns above her head with her index fingers. She agily prances down the ramp as IWF's Lillian Garcia announcers her presence.~

{!*!*!} Lillian 'The Singer' Garcia {!*!*!}

Please welcome to the ring... The Lil' She-Devil, Terri Runnels!

~Terri gets to the end of the ramp and limbs up the steel steps, entering the ring between the bottom and middle ropes. Once in the ring she poses on the left side, grasping the top rope with both hands, and leaning over, placing her foot on the bottom rope, and blowing a kiss to the fans, who are cheering ecstaticly. She then prances to the right side of the ring, doing the same pose, flashes from camera's go off as the fans and the media take pictures of the newest Diva, Terri. Terri stops posing, but still smiles to herself as she listens to the cheers of her beloved fans. She motions for the microphone and Lillian hands it to her as she exits the ring. Terri drums her fingers on the microphone s she paces the ring, rolling her head to the music, and smiling at the fans, laughing when she sees a funny sign every once in a while. When her music draws to an end and the fans quiet down Terri raises the microphone to her lips. She's about to talk when the fans caught her off with a, "Terri, Terri, Terri," chant that can be heard throughout the arena. Terri lowers th emic, smiling once again, and the fans end the chant and break out into loud cheers once again. When they quiet down for the second time, Terri raises the mic to her lips, and this time is able to talk.~

|~*~| Terri Runnels |~*~|

Well, well, well, that was quite the welcome... What did I do to ever deserve that? Any ways, I'm not gonna waste your time, or mine, and I'll get straight to the point... Stephanie McMahon... The self-proclaimed Dominant Diva... She strutted down to this ring, thinking she's all that like usual. Not wasting any time in saying that she's going to become the IWF Womens Champion... Well, as far as that's concerned, I don't really care... Sure, if I win the Title that's great, if I don't that's alright too, cuz this business... It's not all about Gold, like some people seem to think. Just because, and if she does, Stephanie gets the Womens Title, it doesn't mean that she's better than everyone else... All it means is that she just added another ten pounds to her waist, as if she needs that. But, you know Stephanie saying she's going to be the Womens Champion... I could care less about that. It's when she said in this very ring that no one could stop her, not even me... I don't know where her head is, rather up her big butt or maybe it's just in dream land, but Stephanie, hunny, I'm in control. I'm always in control. Tha'ts just how it is... The She-Devils, well at least me any ways, are very dominant women, and seeing as we've never faced each other, I wouldn't expect you to know that. The only serious consequences that will come around will be for you baby... Not for you trying to keep me from getting the Title, as you say about me, but instead it will be for you saying that I can't stop you. It's the mere prncipal.. I can stop you, and if you don't learn that soon hun, I'll be putting you in your place every event. About me being beautiful, talented, even tiny, yeh, you got that right... For a change Steph you said a sentence that wasn't bull crap. Good job for you... Me FAKE? Well, I'll be the first one to admit I'm not 100% natural... But I don't know how you can talk, considering you got your boob recently, and they're bigger than mine now... So as far as fake goes... You win the award for being the Queen of fakeness... And yeh, I'll stick to bra and panties matches, that's fine for me... But, oh wait, Steph! You're going to be in a bra and panties match with me! Wow, what a coincidence... There is harm, and there is hate involved, ever since you opened that big hole in your face that you call a mouth... As far as going along with a partnership or a friendship... You couldn't be more wrong! You see, Stephanie, while I might not have been a Womens Champion in WWE, like you were... I have been wrestling longer than you, and I do deserve at least a little respect, even from brats like you... So Stephanie I understand this will be your first ever Bra and Panties match... Congrats. Maybe now they think you're pretty enough to compete in a T&A Match... Though, no offense hun, I do kind of disagree. You've got a beautiful face, nice curves, but I'm not sure I wanna see what's under those clothes of yours, hun... But, oh well, I guess the whole world is gonna have to see Miss McMahon in her bra and panties, because I'm not going to be losing this match... Stephanie, Daddy's Lil' Girl... Hm, which reminds me... It doesn't seem that poor ole' Stephanie is much of a Daddy's Girl any more... I mean, she refuses her father's demands, not just that but referring to him on a first name basis... I'm shocked. I remember in the WWE when she was 24 and was still hugging on his trousers afraid to take a step and be away from him... Whether that's a good or bad thing, I'll let you decide. And wow, Stephanie, you're coming on strong aren't ya? First night in your new job and you're already kissing Triple H, whose your ex-husband, need I remind you... But then again, that's what sluts do right? Kiss their ex-husbands the moment they see them in new surroundings... Whatever, Steph, do whatever floats your boat...Stephanie McMahon, there's so much to say about her... I bet she thinks that she bites... In fact in one of her earlier WWF days I remember that she once said, "You better watch out, because I bite," and you know what, steph? You're wrong... You don't bite... Baby, you suck! And that's the truth. But you know, and don't worry I'm almost done, I'm not planning on wasting my whole night on trashing you Stephanie, but you know... I don't think any one could have put it better than Shawn Michaels, HBK. Miss Tephanie McMahon-Iliketoblowmyboss... That's great. Honest, and great. I don't think I could name you any better, or any more honest than that... So I'd like to thank HBK for shedding the light on Stephanie's true name... Stephanie, I'm going to leave you with one last warning tonight... You might wanna wear a full body suit, or hey, maybe even super-glue your clothes on... Cuz those are the only ways that your clothes are going to stay on in our match up... But, maybe even that won't keep them on... After all when a Lil' She-Devil sets her mind to something... You can bet your bottom dollar that she's going to get it. Stephanie, go to a gym, train, work your butt off, cuz even though this is a bra and panties match... I'm going to take you to your limits... To She-Devilville and back!

~Terri drops the microphone as, "Dirrty," begins to blare over the PA System once again. The fans rise to their feet and cheer loudly, giving a huge ovation, for the one and only, Horny Lil' She-Devil, Terri Runnels. Terri poses in the middle of the ring, doing her She-Devil horns for the last time, before exiting the ring between the bottom and middle ropes. The camera's take their focus off Terri, and show a close up of an excited looking King, and an expressionless JR.~

-=}{=- Jerry "The King" Lawler -=-}{=-

I still can't get over it, JR... A bra and panties match here in IWF between very two lovely ladies! I can't wait!

:::><::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::><:::

Yes, well, Terri seems quite anxious for her first match here in the IWF to get underway... Any ways folks, don't change the channel, we'll be right back after this commercial brake...

~The scene fades as the House Show takes a commercial brake and Terri disappears behind the backstage curtain.~