:::Tazz:::Whatever. Smackdown! six days away. The first ever since the Roster Split, and I'm telling you right now, it's guaranteed to be one Hell of an event. We got hardcore, we got a spank my ass match, we got it all baby, and it's coming in less than a week!
:::Michael Cole:::
The first match that was announced is a match up between Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie. But not just any match, these two ladies will be participating in, as Tazz just mentioned, a bra and panties, spank my ass match. The first ever bra and panties spank my ass match in the history of the WWFX, and it will be taking place in the upcoming Smackdown! Who will win? We don't know, you'll have to tune in on Thursday and find out. BUT - I'd have to say if I could put my money on it, I'd bet Torrie will come out victorious. She's beat Dawn Marie, when both resided in the WWE, and Dawn Marie has yet to beat her, in any company. Day by day, as she continues training, Torrie's skills in the ring are improving, and I'll tell you I can't wait until I see this woman hit her full potential. Don't get me wrong, Dawn Marie has her good points to, I'm just giving my opinion. This is, for sure, a match you do not, I repeat, do not, want to miss! Find out who will reign victorious, by tuning in to UPN at eight, seven central, this coming Thursday!
:::Tazz:::
Right, sure to be a slobber-knocker, as Good 'Ole JR says. The second match scheduled for Smackdown! is a Hardcore match, with my old buddy Raven, and an ECW legend, Tommy Dreamer. Now I know these two guys, and I'm telling you now, you will never, ever, see a Hardcore match like this one. We've got Raven, just about the King of Hardcore going against Tommy Dremaer, ECW legend... Does it get any better? Any bigger? No. Dreamer, he's one Hell of a man, Raven's one Hell of a wrestler, and going toe to toe, head to head. Man, only God knows what's gonna happen. Whose gonna win? I dunno. Who do I think is gonna win? Dreamer. No doubt. Raven? What about Raven? Well, like I said he's one Hell of a wrestler... But getting in that ring and getting to business, that's what Dreamer is all about. Raven, he loves this business, he lives for this business... But Dreamer? Dreamer's married to this business... This business is his life. My money's on Dreamer, and I say that without a hesitation Cole...
:::Michael Cole:::
Well, I'd have to disagree... Raven is a great wrestler, and for that reason I think he's gonna win. Both of these men have been around this business for quite a while. They're both the same size, the same build... But I think Raven has more Hardcore experiences than Dreamer... But anyways, moving on -
:::Tazz:::
Remember that time back in WWE, when Dremaer was facing Undertaker and he threw up, then a-
:::Michael Cole:::
Moving on... The third match that's been announced for Smackdown! is a battle between Divas. In a standard match, former WWE Champion, Ivory, will be taking on Stacy Keibler, also known as, the Long Legged Goddess. Alright, truly, need I say more? Ivory will win. She's bigger, stronger, and, no offense to Stacy, but Ivory is also better in the ring. Stacy, just recently coming out of WCW, had barely any wrestling training previous to her appearance in WWE. And even after she joined up with WWE, she stuck to being a valet, or participating in matches strictly for Divas... Such as Bikini Contest's, or pillow fight matches... I'd like to say that she's basically never gone up in a standard match, and stood a chance. It never has, and frankly I think, never will happen. I am in no way disrespecting or insulting Stacy Keibler. She's a beautiful woman... But as other Divas, such as Ivory, have proven they're more than just eye candy, Stacy has yet to really do that here in the WWFX. Ivory is more competitive, more experienced, more -
:::Tazz:::
You're speaking highly of the woman who was indeed eliminated by Stacy Keibler, at No Mercy, Cole. I knowIvory. I worked with her in WWE. We both worked together at Tough Enough. She's a tough chick, there's no other way to say it. But... Stacy Keibler is resourceful in the ring, Cole. To pick a winner, your right, I'd have to go with Ivory, she is more experienced. I just wanted to point out the fact that Ivory was eliminated by Stacy Keibler, so when saying who is better than whom, that needs to be under consideration.
:::Michael Cole:::
You're right with that one, Tazz. However, even though Stacy Keibler did eliminate Ivory, there were other women in that match who had been doing damage. I think in a straight up match, Ivory will dominate Stacy Keibler... Anyways, the fourth match for Smackdown! is with two men, with big names from the WWE... Triple H and Kurt Angle... Seriously now, Triple H's ego is just about as big as his name. Triple H, The Game, The Cerebral assassin, going against Kurt Angle, our Olympic Champion. Really, I could only give you a guess at the winner with a coin toss. Both men have been WWE champions, both men are great competitors. So, hmmm... A guess at the winner. Triple H. Kurt Angle, if you remember from the WWE, strikes me as a cry baby, which Triple H did in fact point out. Sometimes Angle has the maturity of a three year old, and Triple H is always, always, living to be in that ring. So there you go, my lucky guess. The fifth match is yet another match consisting of Divas. Molly Holly will be taking on Stephanie McMahon, winner will face the WWFX Womens Champion the following Smackdown!. Well, I'll be honest... I don't think Stephanie stands even an ounce of a chance... Both are former WWE Champions, sure... But Stephanie never would've gotten that gold if it hadn't been for her Daddy, Vince McMahon, and of course her husband, at the time, Triple H. And she never would have kept it for the five motnhs that she did, if it hadn't been for her daddy and Triple H... Now, without the help of either one, I don't think she stands a chance in this business. Face it, the woman can't wrestle. Molly can. Molly got the Title on her own, and she defended the Title on her own. Molly, she's tough, and she's a great Diva, even if she is an uptight prune. Once again, like I said when I was talking about Stacy Keibler, I'm not trying to disrespect or insult Stephanie McMahon. I'm just stating the facts, and that is that Molly is a better wrestler in that ring. She can do maneuvers that Stephanie can't pull off, such as the Molly-Go-Round. They're effective, and because of that, I just don't see how Stephanie could win. I could be wrong, but what the hey, it's my opinion.
:::Tazz:::
Mhm, well there's one more match before the Main Event... The ECW God, Rob Van Dam, Mr. Pay Per View, going against The Ayatollah of Rock'n' Rollah, Chris Jericho, the King of the World... And the TV Title is on the line. My guess? Rob Van Dam. I mean, how could I say any differently? Everything's cool when you're Rob Van Dam, and theat is the truth. Now Chris Jericho, he might be the former WWE Undisputed Champion... But Rob Van Dam was the Hardcore Champ, and hey, he comes from ECW, so that's telling you right now, that RVD is a tough man. Chris Jericho's more of a on-the-ground type of man, where RVD is always flying high... I think Chris Jericho being in a position where he'll have to take on a ground attack form RVD, as well as an aerial one... Well, I just don't think he's gonna have it in him to pull out a win. Just like Cole, I could be right, I could be wrong, it doesn't really matter. It's my guess, that's all. Would I put money on it? No, probably not... But, yeh know... The TV Title up for grabs, who will walk out the new Champion, RVD or Jericho?
:::Michael cole:::
Finally, what you've all been waiting for, and what we're happy to tell you about... The Main Event... The founder of DeadMan Inc... The Undertaker. The Rattlesnake... Stone Cold Stave Austin... The Peoples Champion... The Rock. All three will be in the ring, Triple Threat, for the WWFX United States Championship. It's gonna be a great match. We've seen these Superstars compete individually before, and they've always wowed us in their matches. But now, all three iwll be in the same ring, at the same time, and Lord knows all Hell is gonna break loose. These men, with their egos, and of course their competitive blood, have never got along. They've battled against each other before, smashing in skulls, throwing them from cages, using finishing moves... But now all three will be housed in one match, in one ring, and I jsut don't know who to say will win. In fact, I'm not even gonna make a prediction. These men have the biggest names in the company, they're the biggest stars, fan favorites, and who will win? Personally, I'm rooting for Rock. However, I'm not gonna sit here and say that The Rock is going to win, I'm just hopning he does... These three men, courageous and bold, will be getting it on int the ring, this Thursday, so don't forget to tune in!
:::Tazz:::
Yeah, you don't wanna miss this one, ladies and gentleman, it's gonna be one Hell of an event, like I said earlier. So, Cole, with that out of the way, what about this Brand Extension? Adam Norton claims that Raw is the better show, but I beg to differ. I mean any show with me on it... That's the better show. It's more entertaining, any one would agree...
:::Michael Cole:::
Uh, yeh... Well, Mr. Norton does claim Raw is better, but like you, I'd have to beg to differ. I think with the roster we have, we have tons of talent that's being put to use. Mr. Bischoff, though sometimes concieted, a jerk, rude, manipulative -
:::Tazz:::
You were saying Cole?
:::Michael Cole:::
Bischoff comes up with some weird matches and gimmicks, but when it all comes down to it, he's just trying to out do Raw, that's all...
:::Tazz:::
Yeh, Bisch wants the best for this show, like all of us, Cole. This roster split, I dunno how much i like that... I guess it's okay, we got some okay superstars here, and all... Bu -
~Suddenly Tazz is interrupted by the sound of screeching tires. The fans, and the two commentators, turn their attention to the titan tron, as it flickers and changes from showing the two commentators, to showing the parking lot, where a silver Neon Plymouth has just pulled up to the curb. The fans hush in curiosity, as the engine of the car dies down, and there's a moment of silence in the parking garage. Then the sound of a door opening is heard, and you can just barely see the top of the Driver side door, as it opens. The car blocks the view of the person at first, and the camera's don't swing around to offer a better view. You heer a sharp thud, as the sound of high-heeled shoes hitting the cement filter through the speakers. Suddenly a semi-tall woman appears. The woman, at first having her back to the cameras, is unrecognizable. She takes a step out, to avoid the door, as she slams it shut. The woman then turns around, flipping her long blonde hair, and removing her sun glasses, as she does so. The fans give a mixed reaction as they realize the woman is none other than Stacy Keibler. Stacy flashes a quick smile at the camera that's zooming in on her, and that gets a bigger reaction from the crowd. Stacy walks towards the entrance of the arena, tossing her car keys to a man near by, dressed in a valet parker uniform.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Take care of that will you?
~The man blinks, out of his trance.~:::Valet Parker:::Yes ma'am, right away...
~The man continues to stare at Stacy, until she shoots him a glare, which makes him practically jump, in his rush to get in the car. Stacy turns her attention away from him, and walks once again towards the entrance of the arena. A man, standing by the main doors leading to the arena from the parking garage, hurries and opens the door, a gush of air from inside the building, comes out, blowing Stacy's hair back, behind her shoulders. She smiles at the man who opened the door, but walks in without saying as much as a thank you. She gets only half way down the entrance hall, when she's stopped by the security whose guarding the other hallways. The security guard looks her up and down, then smiles at her, as he crosses something off on his list.~:::Security Guard:::Hey Miss Keibler, good to see you finally showed up...
:::Stacy Keibler:::Yeah, my autograph session ran a little late... So, where's my room this time?
:::Security Guard:::You're lucky, you got one close to the ring this time... Locker room A123.
:::Stacy Keibler:::Cool, thanks...
:::Security Guard:::No prob.
~Stacy Keibler walks past the security guard, about to head towards her locker room, but she remembers something, and turns around, adressing the guard.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Um, hey, sory for bothering you again. But, um, I was expecting a special someone to come by earlier today, for my promo... Have they arrived yet?
~The guard looks confused at first, but then a look of understanding comes over his face.~:::Security Guard:::Oh you mean the mo -
:::Stacy Keibler:::Shh!!! It's a surprise. Yes, that's precisely what I mean. Have they arived, then?
:::Security Guard:::Yeh I had it - Err... Her... Sent to your locker room...
:::Stacy Keibler:::Alright, thanks again, hun. Oh, and make sure you watch my promo on one of the monitors... Hehe, there's gonna be a special appearance you'll love...
:::Security Guard:::I'll be sure to do that then.
~The guard and Stacy exchange smiles, and then Stacy heads towards her locker room, to get ready for her promo. The scene changes, showing Tazz and Michael Cole once again at the commentator's table. The two commentator's, while Tazz looking cool, calm, and collective like always, Michael is obviously excited about the arrival.~:::Michael Cole:::Wait... Special appearance? What is she talking about, Tazz?
:::Tazz:::
How am I supposed to know, I look like a psychic to you?
~Michael Cole rolls his eyes, then focuses on the camera.~:::Michael Cole:::Well, we've just seen the arrival of WWFX Diva, Stacy Keibler.
:::Tazz:::
And she was looking fine tonight, Cole.
~Michael Cole ignores Tazz's comment, and goes on with what he was saying.~:::Michael Cole:::Yet, still awaiting to see the arrival of her opponent for Smackdown!, that of course being Ivory. But, I can't get my mind off of the special appearance Stacy was talking about. Obviously, she has something up her sleeve, but what exactly is it?
:::Tazz:::
Maybe it has to do with that mo- thing the security guard was about to say...
:::Michael Cole:::
Well, whatever she was talking about, I hope she come sout soon, and doesn't make us wait the whole night to find out...
~As if on cue, "Legs" by Kid Rock, begins to blare over the PA System. Knowing exactly who the music belongs to, the fans rise to their feet, and give a huge ovation, awaiting the Long Legged Goddes to appear. She does so, walking out from behind the backstage curtains, and posing at the top of the ramp, her hands on her hips, a mic in one hand, smiling because of the ovation she's getting from the fans. She stays at the top of the ramp, hand on hips, until her music, and the fans die down. After they do, she raises the mic, in her right hand, to her lips, and begins to talk.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Well, I bet you guys are all wondering about that special appearance I mentioned backstage... But you'll have to wait for that one, but trust me, it's worth waiting for. Any ways, as you guys all know, I'm going head to head with a so called Diva this coming up Thursday... Ivory. Former WWE Womens Champion. But you know, for some reason people think that just because they've been a Champion, they're all that. And see, I'd have to disagree... I mean, I know I'm all that, and I haven't been a Champion yet. Notice I said yet, because I will get gold in this Federation, I have no competition to stop me. Granted I did lose at No Mercy, but note that I did eliminate more than half the girls in that match... Losing to Mighty Molly was just a fluke. I mean, she's a freak with a cape! But whatever, next time I face that uptight wench, I'll win, no questions asked. So, okay Ivory, you think you're so much better. As I was told backstage, when I was on my way out here, some people seem to think that I can't beat you. They think I don't stand a chance... Well, I guess I get to prove them wrong then. Because if any of you, and I mean any of you, doubt me... You're going to be majorly shocked, when you see me pinning Ivory in that very ring. Ivory I don't care how big you are... Or how strong you are... I'm still gonna kick your little bmbo butt, and there is nothing, nothing at all, that you can say about that. The difference between me, Ivory, is that I'm class, and you're trash. Look at you... You look like you've lived in one too many trailor parks. You're hair is straggly, dirty, and down right disgusting... You're legs, ew, we won't go there. And you're short. You're practically as short as Trish! Me? I'm a five foot eleven, beautiful blonde, forty one inch legs, and let's face it... I'm drop dead gorgeous. See, I know you're going to come out here, make some kind of remark about me being a dumb blonde, or that I can't wrestle... Or you might even go as far as to call me flat. Well, that's okay, Ivory. You come out here and throw around your insults. I'll be backstage laughing at your every word. See, true, I might not have a big chest or anything. But at least, Ivory, I'm one thing you're not... That being, natural. Well, let's fac eit, really I'm the only natural Diva in this company. Which says a lot, since I'm also the best WWFX Diva. Now, true, some of you are thinking, if I'm really the best then how come I don't have a Title, or at least the Womens Title... Don't worry, that will all come in due time. See, I don't know, Ivory, who exactly youthink you are. Whether you think you're the best in this Federation... Or the most tough... Whatever, I don't care. All I know is that you seem to think you're one tough bitch... But I've got news for you... You're not tough... You're just a bitch! And an ugly one at that. You're a mokey faced, disgusting, grotesque, loose, slut, ho, whore, skank, piece of trailor park trash, bimbo! Seriously, hun, don't look in the mirror, it'll break. Um, Ivory... Is what I'm saying really making you mad? Is the truth really beginning to piss you off? Well, good. I want you motivated for our match. I want you to want to kick my ass... That way, you'll be at your all time best, so when I pin you and get the three count... I can honestly say I beat the monkey faced skank, at her best! But you know, here I am, flinging around these insults but not pointing out the fact that, yeh Ivory, I do respect you.In fact, I respect you sooo much, that I'm going to let you come out, right now, and contradict everything that I've said, that you think is false, okay? It's alright, I'm serious, come on out...
:::Michael Cole:::But Tazz, Ivory hasn't arrived yet, how can she be coming out here? Is this that speci -
~Suddenly Ivory's music begins to play over the PA System, and the fans rise to their feet, giving a mixed reaction, as they wait for the tough, former WWE Champion, to appear on the ramp.~:::Michael Cole:::Wait a minute, what's going on here?
:::Tazz:::
Maybe she has arrived, Cole.
~The fans hush in confusion as something else appears on the ramp, instead of Ivory. It's a monkey, dressed like Ivory! Stacy doubles back, laughing, as the monkey stands on the ramp, staring at the hushed crowd, unsure of what to do. Stacy, trying to regain her composure, stops laughing, though a grin plays on her lips. Stacy raises the mic to her lips once again, bending down, to be the monkeys height level.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Well, well, well, Ivory... It's so nice to see you. So, um, you have anything to say about what I just said about you?
~Stacy puts the mic up to the monkeys mouth, but it looks away from her, in the other direction. Stacy pulls back the mic.~:::Stacy Keibler:::I didn't think you would. I mean, there's no denying the truth... And what all I just said, well, that's the truth!
:::Michael Cole:::This isn't right, Tazz. Ivory isn't here to defend herself... But I bet you anything when Ivory hears about what Stacy is pulling now... Stacy's gonna have a let to reckon with.
:::Tazz:::
What are you talking about Cole? This is great!
~Stacy stands back up, taking a step back from the monkey.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Seeing as Ivory, here, has nothing to say, this is a waste of my time, and yours, so somebody, please, take it away...
~A crew member comes out, picking the monkey up, and walks back backstage. Stacy walks back over to the center of the top of the ramp. She raises the mic back up to her lips.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Well, with all that stuff with Ivory done with and taken care of, let's say I give you exactly what you came to see... Honestly, why do you people come here? To see some action... To see some rather good looking women... But what you really hoped to see... Was some good looking women strip to their bra and panties...
~The male fans go wild, and Stacy's lips curve into a smile as she continues.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Tell me, how many of you want to see what you came here to see?
~The fans get even louder.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Then I have just three words to say... Hit my music!
~"Legs" by Kid Rock hits for the second time that night. Stacy drops the mic, and runs her fingers through her hair, beginning to dance, and the crowd loves evyer second of it, giving her a huge ovation.~~Stacy pulls down her skirt ever so slightly, then pulls it back up. She grabs the mic off of the steel ramp, as the crowd begins to boo, not liking the way her dance just ended. She smirks at them as she raises the mic to her lips.~
:::Stacy Keibler:::Cut the music!
~The music abruptly ends.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Ew! You freaks actually thought I would strip for you?! Get real! You people are so not good enough to see my gorgeous body half naked.
~The fans boo even louder.~:::Stacy Keibler:::Sure, boo me all you want... You people always seem to do that... Boo the class, but cheer the trash. And that's fine, because you idiots have a messed up case of judgement. Anyways, since you're acting the way you are right now, I don't think you deserve the Long Legged Goddess's presence any more... I'm going back and preparing for my match. But Ivory, one last warning to you... Strap on your gear, lace up your boots... Because Smackdown! is gonna be a long night for you...
~Her music starts up again, for the third time, and Stacy drops her mic, as the fans boo with disappointment that the strip tease hadn't gone on longer. Stacy turns on the heel of her shoe, and walks backstage, disappearing behind the curtain. The focus goes on Michael Cole and Tazz, as Stacy heads towards her locker room.~:::Michael Cole:::Well, some harsh words spoken by Stacy Keibler here tonight, but will she be able to go through with her threats?
:::Tazz:::
I guess we'll just have to wait until Smackdown! Cole.
:::Michael Cole:::
I guess so, though smackdown! might be coming a little early for Stacy Keibler, once Ivory here's some of the things she said tonight, Tazz. Anyways folks, stay put, we'll be right back after this commercial break.~
~Michael Cole and Tazz talk to each other about the Stacy and Ivory feud, as WWFX goes to a commercial brake.~
