:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Howdy folks, I'm Jim Ross, and next to me is Jerry Lawler, The King. Folks, we're just forty eight hours away from NCW's first Adrenaline, since it's return, and I must say I'm getting very excited. We've got six absolutely great matches lined up for you, and I can't wait until the show gets on the road...

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

That's right, JR, six great matches have been announced, and only God knows what Bischoff has up his sleeve...

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Amen to that, King. Well, the very first match announced for this coming up Adrenaline is Perry Saturn versus Test. Who will win? We don't know... Who do I think will win? Well, I'm going to have to go with Test on this one, King. Test has the size and build advantage, along with experience, in my opinion. Also, the last time we saw Saturn was in the WWE, and he wasn't exactly, well... Mentally with it, remember?

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

Also, Test has something to motivate him... He has the lovely Stacy Keibler at his side. The last girl Perry had wasn't even a girl... If I do recall he left the horny Lil' She Devil, Terri Runnels, for a mop! Moppy!

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::And can you tell me what that has to do with the winner of the match, King?

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

It doesn't, I was just pointing out a small fact...

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Right... Well, the second match ann -

~Jerry "The King" Lawler interrupts JR, wanting to announce the only Diva's match scheduled for Adrenaline.~

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

The second match scheduled for this Adrenaline is a battle between the Divas. Two gorgeous Divas, that is. We've got the Long Legged Goddess, Stacy Keibler... And we have the Billion Dollar Princess, Stephanie McMahon... And they'll be getting in the ring, the very same ring, at the very same moment, to go against each other! Now, JR, I have to say I am impressed with Stacy Keibler.

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

I have to second that, I'm very impressed with Miss Keibler. In the WWE she was unable to capture a Title... But in August she captured her very first gold... The Womens Title. She's made history, King, not only in that she was the first ever NCW Womens Champion, but also she was the first female in a Main Event, remember when she teamed up with her former nWo partner, Scott Hall, to take on The Rock and Torrie Wilson, in which she pinned The Rock, getting the win for her team, and the nWo.

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

Yes, and now she's held the Title for about five months, which is quite the impressive run.

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Yeh King, it is impressive, but what we're failing to mention is that Stacy ahs yet to defend that Womens Title.

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

That may be true, JR, but she will be defending the Womens Title against Stephanie McMahon, in just two days... And I also think she has proven herself a worthy Womens Title, pinning The Rock, and becoming the first ever Womens Champion in NCW...

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

I guess you could say she's proven herself, King.

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

Could say? She has proven herself, JR. Anyways, Daddy's Lil' Girl will be going toe to toe with the former Lady of the nWo, and a few frustrations are sure to be taken out, especially after some of the things Stephanie McMahon said about Stacy...

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Yes, and it could be the biggest Diva feud in this Federation... Stacy and Torrie had quite the feud, but I don't think it reached what the McMahon-Keibler feud will be. The question is, in her first Title Defense, will Stacy Keibler be able to keep her Title? She has a perfect record, but is that about to change? You'll have to tune in on Thursday to find out, folks...

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

I hope Stacy is able to keep her Title, JR, I'd hate to see her unhappy. Her being unhappy she might not do one of her famous dances that we recieved back in the old days...

~JR replies sarcastically.~

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Oh no, that would be a real tragedy...

~King ignores the sarcasticness dripping from JR's words, and replies seriously.~

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

Yes it would, JR, it would...

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

One more thing, before we move on... The Divas match, Stacy versus Stephanie, Womens Title on the line... Stacy Keibler gets to pick a stipulation!

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

What will it be? A pillow fight match? A bikini match? A bra and panties match? A lingerie match? A wet t-shirt contest?

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

You would only hope, King. Actually, no word has been said on what stipulation Stacy Keibler has chosen, or if she has even chosen one. Hopefully it will be announced soon though, I think we're all about to die with curiosity.

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

I know I am!

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Yes, King, you've made that very clear. Anyways, moving on now... The third match announced for Adrenaline is a Hardcore Match, between Hardcore Legend, Raven, and the Deadman himself, The Undertaker. I'm not trying to underestimate Raven's ability... But I have to go with Undertaker on this one. Look at his size, his build, and then look at Raven. Undertaker having a huge, and I mean huge, advantage over Raven. Now, it's a given that Raven is a legend in the Hardcore Division... Undertaker a legend in almost all Divisions... But what will happen, King?

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

Well, you're certainly right about Raven and Undertaker being legends in this business... But as far as an NCW Hardcore match goes... Since there is weapons, it's not all about strength, and size, though that does play a big part, I still think Raven has a chance, JR, even if it is a small one at that.

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Undertaker, the current NCW Hardcore Champion, but things could change in just a blink of an eye, this coming up Thursday...

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

You go, that's right. The fourth match that has been announced for Thursday Night Adrenaline is Shawn Michaels, HBK, The Show Stoppa, against Our Olympic Champion, Kurt Angle. HBK, there's a lot to be said for this man. A perfect record, and in my opinion, a perfect career. Kurt Angle, a confident young superstar, is going to be taken to school this Thursday. HBK's been in this business for a long time, JR, a long time... Kurt Angle, Olympic Champion or not, stands no competition when it comes to experience... HBK, the girls love him, the superstars respect him... He's everything this business stands for. Granted he's getting abit up in the years, JR, he's still delivering everything the fans are wanting to see. Kurt Angle, not having a previous record in NCW, new to the Federation is about to be taught what NCW is all about...

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Kurt Angle is a young, and a fine Superstar, not to mention he's also a gold medalist, plus a former WWE Champion, just like HBK. In fact, Angle had one of the most impressive WWE careers. But who will win, we don't know, making my guess, I'd have to go with Kurt Angle. Michaels is gettin' just too damn old, King, he isn't gonna be able to keep his stunning career up.

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

Well, this next match is between Chris Jericho, Jeff Jarrett, and Matt Hardy. Whoever wins this match, JR, will be facing with Kurt Angle or Shawn Michaels, whoever wins their match, for the World Title!