That's a little bit more of Stephanie then I like to talk about, and probably more than you'd like to hear, too... There's a certain blonde Diva, well, heck, there's a lot of blonde Divas in this match, but there's one in particular... Trish Stratus. Or, Trish, should I call you by your more proper name... Trash Stratus? Well, Trash Stratus, your back again, huh? I figured when I beat you for the NCW Womens Title in our debut match, you had left for good... But as soon as the fEderation comes back alive, you're hear with it. Well, that's good, cuz it wouldn't be the same if your blonde bimbo butt wasn't here for me to beat up... I bet you're getting really excited about Redemption, huh? Your first shot at the Title, since I beat you for it back in August... Well, I'll warn you ahead of time, don't get too excited... Because it will be me walknig away with that Title, Trish. Not you, not Victoria, not Torrie, not Lita, and not Stephanie... Definitely not Stephanie. You know what's wrong with you Trish? You have the very opposite of a perfect record in NCW, yet you still think you're the best... But you're mistaken. See, to be the best you have to prove something first. You have to win a match, or get a Title, or make some history... But the only history you made was becoming the first person I ever beat. Hahaha... So, okay Trish, sicne I don't want to be taking about you too long, cuz I don't like talking about silicone stuffed, barbie doll wanna be's, let's quickly go over your somewhat not good career, okay? Alright, on March 19, 2000, at the age of 24, same age as Stephanie... But at least you don't look like you're thirty... Any ways, yeh, March 19, 2000, the viewers had the rumors confirmed... Miss Stratus has dinally arrived at the WWF, WWE, whatever you wanna call it... And upon her arrival the little blonde bomshell formed a tag team called T&A, consisting of Albert, and my current boyfriend, Test... Now are you noticing similarities betweemn slut number one, Stephanie McMahon, and slut number two, Trish Stratus? They were both interested in the same man... The man who happens to be mine... T&A was succesul and everything, but that's only because Andrew was it's back bone, and did more than his share in the matches, because Albert wasn't woking hard enough, and Trish was too busy sleeping with Vince McMahon to pay attention to how her team was doing. Oh, and let me use this moment to say something to Stephanie... Stephanie, yes, I'm sure Trish does remember when you put her head in that digusting goop in the mop bucket... But I'm sure you also remember the time she rubbed your face in manure, and then poured oil all over you? Yeh, I thought you'd like that reminder... Anyways, yeh, Trish started sleeping around with Mr. McMahon... Which, by the way, I never did. We kissed once, only once, and if any one saw that, I was completely grossed out! Where as Trish was begging for spankings and things like that... EW! She was actually into the old geeser! That's just sick and nasty, sad and pathetic, all at the same time. Trish, either you were that desperate for power, screwing around with a married man, whose not just married, but is fifty something, and has a daughter your age... Or maybe you just have sick judgement and are into older guys... Way older guys... No offense, that's kinda gross... But hey, it's your thing... Any ways, after Trish was a victim of total and utter humiliation from the McMahon-Helmsley's, Trish moved on to bigger and better things. Basically more men... Only these ones were her age... Let's see, there was Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Big Show, Kurt Angle, Bubba Ray, The Rock, Triple H, the list rolls on... And then when she was done messing around with the guys, she started messing around with the girls... And no, I do not mean in a sexual way... She start concentrating more and more on her wrestling ability and fighting it out in the ring, even capturing the WWE Womens Title a few times along the road... And that's good Trish, I'm glad you had your taste of gold in the WWF, or WWE, whatever you wanna call it, cuz you won't be getting a taste of it here... So, Trish, that's a err... Very exciting career... I mean, there's nothing like being most remembered for having an affair with the boss... So, Trish, you getting ready for our match? The first time we're in the ring together since I beat you, you better be getting ready... This time I want at least some competition from you... Last time, you remember the last time we were in the ring together, Trish? It was just you and me, Diva versus Diva... With the Womens Title on the line. And I beat you. All it took was a little Spinning Heel Kick, and you were knocked out for the three count in the center of the ring. And that is when I gained the Womens Title... Which is now in the hands of that grimy, dirty, disgusting bitch... God knows how many times I'm going to have to wash that thing, once I get it back, to wash her germs off of it... Anyways Trish, I've beat you before and lets just say history is about to repeat itself... You couldn't stop me when the Title was on the line before... And you're not going to be able to stop me this Sunday, when it's on the line once again.

Now lets go from one brainless blonde to another... Torrie Wilson. Torrie Wilson, heh... She really is the whole definition of slut! And as soon as I'm done telling you about her career, you'll understand why I say that... She, and her boyfriend, went to a WCW house show, and it was her first time ever watching wrestling... She got to meet Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash, one of my old partners from nWo back in the good NCW days... And Steiner asked her to accompany him to the ring, and she agreed. Afterwards she was asked to do more and more shows, and then eventually signed a contract with the wCw. You used your looks, which I personally don't think can get you any where, because no offense Torrie... You're a man faced slut! Anyways, getting to the point... You used your looks to get into the business... You probably wore some really slutty clothes to get Steiner interested into taking you down to the ring... Then, Torrie, what happened? We met. We feuded, messed around in the ring, all that. You playe your boys, David Flair, Billy Kidman, the Filthy Animals, while I got engaged to get married... What was wrong Torrie? You got sick of one boy after the other? Or did they just see that you were trash, and they tossed you out? Which one was it Torrie? That's okay ,you don't have to tell us, we basically already know the answer... They threw you out! See, Torrie, wCw got sold, and we went on to the WWE, in the invasion... You and I were friends. We made WWE history... Then what did you do? You turned on me Torrie. You sold out! Not just on me but your company to... No wonder you never stuck with just one guy, you lacked something all relationships need, business and personal... Loyalty! You left me and the wCw for who? That Japanese idiot, Tajiri. But I want to thank him... Yes, you heard me right, I want to thank Tajiri for his kindness, and Torrie for her stupidity. Torrie was dumb enough to leave wCw for a WWE guy... But at least he recognized her ugliness, and he hid her body from us, even though that only lasted for a short while. He would make her wear those robe things, it's really too bad that she decided to stop wearing them... Now we have to see that disgusting body of hers... Well, after tossing at Japanese boy, she started hitting on someone even lower in my standards than Tajiri... What was his name again, that rookie kid... Oh yeah, Maven. Ugh, I remember that relationship. Everyone knows that I was the hottest, sexiest, and most beautiful woman in WWE... And I was going to prove that to all the other Divas, when WWE had that whole Divas Undressed thing. But, no, Torrie's stupid boyfriend had to cheat, and vote only for her, even though we all know I looked a million times better. But, whatever. Then, Torrie, hm, who came after Maven? No one, I don't think... I think you were just satisfied with being a low tease for a while. Oh wait no, your most recent sexual action... Messing around with Dawn Marie. Now Torrie, I knew there was something odd about you, but I never quite put my finger on it... You're a lsebian! Now that explains everything. The way you've always been eyeing me and everything. Uck, it makes me sick just to think about it. But now you're back in NCW again. Have you gotten any better Tor? I mean, last time you were here I ended up beating you in both of your matches... Giving me a perfect, flawless, record. But it gave you a perfect record to... A perfect LOSING record. Hah. I, being as kind and generous as I am, gave you the spotlight by letting you be my opponent in two matches. I even came up with the idea of it being you who teamed up with The Rock, to face me and Scott Hall. See, I shared my spot light. Tried to give you a push to become great... But you couldn't handle it. NCW, and well, me... We were just too much for you. You couldn't handle the... Heat. Or maybe, since it was just recently discovered that your sexual preference isn't exactly... Straight... You just couldn't handle being in all those matches with me, because you knew you couldn't have me. Maybe, huh, but then again, I guess we'll never know. I know you're really disappointed, Torrie, about this match... You were hoping for a lingerie match, or a bikini match, so you could see all of us Divas, who are hotter than you, half naked... Or maybe you were hoping for a spanking match, so you'd be able to get a 'piece' of us, should I say? Or maybe, even better Torrie, you were hoping to get us in a bra and panties match, so you could strip us down... Well, sorry hun for the bad news, but that just ain't gonna happen. Instead, we're going to be going against each other in a Womens Ladder Match... I know, I know... That's not what you wanted. It's not what you hoped for... But life goes on, Torrie. Oh, but if you touch me in any way that I feel is sexual and not needed for the match... Then I swear, I will really contemplate about ending your strupid, pointless, little career! Take that warning seriously Torrie, because I wouldn't hesitate to end your career... As you know from the past, I don't hesitate when it comes to hurting someone... Remember that chair shot I gave you during our match? Yeh, I knew you would... You probably still have a headache. But don't think I won't do that again Torrie, especially with this inparticular match coming up...

Stacy Keibler Talks In The Mic

Well, finally, except me, there's no more blonde's in this match up... And only two more bimbos. Victoria and Lita... Well, let's save the psycho bitch last, and cover the man-faced skank first. Lita, Lita, Lita... What to say... I mean, I always find it hard to talk about concieted sluts... And ugly ones at that. This whole Federation is full of them! But, anyways, Lita... First of all, I got to say that you have a nice body. NOT! Look at your legs, they're so nasty... While my legs, well... They're soft, long, and sexy. And your face, ugh! Does Man-Faced mean any thing to you? If not, look in the mirror and learn it's definition. You think you're some tough chick, just because you fly off the top of the ropes every once in a while... You think you're all that because you can flip through the air, and make the crowd scream... I can make the crowd scream and I don't have to act like a bird, by flying through the air, to do it, either. Now, I admit, your career is slightly impressive. I mean all Torrie had to do to get in the business was dress like a ho, meaning dress like she normally does... And all I had to do was a little dance, and I was in. But, you... Since you don't have half the looks I, or Torrie do, dancing and dressing like a skank... That wouldn't get you any where. If any thing, it would make them scream and hide, just the thought of you in one of those itty bitty things that Torrie wears... Ugh, it makes me feel like I'm going to be sick... But moving on... The so called "Queen of eXtreme" trained down in Mexico, but even after all that training, she only became a valet at that small Federation... The ECW. Everytime I saw her come down tothe ring, I'd cover my eyes... That was when she wore those itty bitty shorts and tank top things, eww! It was possibly the nastiest thing I've ever seen. At the end of 1999, she left the ECW. Actually, I think that's all a lie... I think the ECW fired her because she just wasn't looking good... And the fact that she could not wrestle, at all. But, whatever, she can claim she left if she really wants to, I just don't believe it, that's all. Then she appeared in the WWE/WWF in February of 2000, being the manager of Essa Rios... You know, that red headed mexican loser. She stayed with him a few months, but then caught him with some of the Godfather's ho's, and I wouldn't be surprised if Torrie was in that group, and man did she ever get pissed... She even screwed him over, causing him to lose his match that night. Well, the next event Lita came out with Essa Rios, and interfered in the match numerous times, causing him to lose... Really Lita, you're a bad manager if you can't help him win, you can only help him lose... Any ways he took his frustrations out on her, rightfully so, and out came the Hardyz to save poor Lita. Lita left Essa in the dust, and moved on to two other men... Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy... Making Team eXtreme a three person party. Well, since teaming with them, you helped them gain the WWE Tag Team Titles, and also won the Womens Title for yourself, high five to you... Except, hun, you only held it for two months, if even, then never got it back even though you were offered numerous Title shots... I, well, I held mine for five months, that's three months more than you... Now tell me... Whose the better Diva? That's what I thought... Now, after the WWE realized that she couldn't wrestle, they stopped giving her so many Title shots, and this turned into a little love story between her and Dean Malenko... In which she led him to believe she was interested in him, and set him up for an ambush by the hardyz! Now, seriously, how mean, cruel, and not to mention sluttish, is that? Leading a man to believe you're interested in him... Letting him see you're lingerie, and making him believe you want to have sex with him... I think my boyfriend, Test, was right when he called you a tease, Lita, because that's exactly what you are! Now this whole Dean thing ended, and she started going out with that idiot, Matt Hardy... And every night we watched Raw and Smackdown!, we'd have to see them kiss and make out, ew, it was gross! I mean Matt, he's not even cute... And then him kissing dog faced Lita... They made one Hell of a nasty looking couple... Any ways, the whole time I was waiting for her to prove what a skank she is, by turning on Matt and hooking up with Jeff or someone else, but to our knowledge that never happened... Then Lita was hurt, and didn't appear on tv any more. And now she's here... Here in NCW, and getting a Title shot in her debut match, no less. That's fine Lita... But here, NCW legends have already been made, and I'm one of them! And if you're thinking that because this is a Ladder Match that you're gonna win... Then you better think again. Just cuz you're 'eXtreme' and all that doesn't mean you're good enough to beat me... You may fly through the sky, you may jump off ladders, and off the top rope... But you just remember, Lita... Just because you may 'fly', I can still kick your ass, while remaining on the ground... You just keep that in mind...

Last, and certainly the least important is... Victoria. Now I think Jacqueline, from WWE, summed Victoria up... I mean, come on, we all know Victoria is a psycho bitch! For instance she has something against blondes... Maybe it's because all the blonde's in this Federation are way hotter than her... Or maybe it's because a blonde she had been working with got a job here before her... Or perhaps she's just had a bad past with blondes, who knows, and who really cares? Now Victoria... You just freak me out. Not because your obsession with blonde hair, or the way you just get wacko sometimes... And not just because you get physical when you don't need to... But more because of your thing for licking people... I mean seriously, your old boyfriend Steven Richards... Ugh! First of all he put you threw a table, we'll talk about that later on, and then second off you guys were the grossest couple ever, even worse than Lita and Matt! Biting his ear as good luck? What kind of freaking thing is that? That's just seriously... Wrong. And then your thing for licking people... Yes, Victoria, we all know you're a bitch, which is a female dog... Even though sometimes I have my doubts that you're a fmale any thing... But any ways, just because your a bitch doesn't mean you have to lick people just like one! Stephanie's a bitch, one of the biggest of them all, but you don't se eher going around licking people do you? I'm really concerned about your mental health, because it doesn't seem to be all in one piece... Now getting to that table thing I practically just mentioned... I don't remember if you have a memory span long enough for this, but the first time you appeared in the WWE, you came as one of the Godfathers Ho's. Now that's a huge coincidence, considering the fact that you really are a ho! But any ways, that's when you started the 'Save the Ho's campaign, and if memory serves me correctly... Steven Richards and the RTC didn't like that very much, so what did they do? They put you through a table! Then you go away and you train real hard, and come back in 2002. The very day you come back you beat Trash Stratus... Well, hun, you might not want to think you're all tough and mighty just because you beat her a couple of times... I mean we all know she's zero competition for a good Diva... Then I remember that one time you and I teamed up to take on her and that ancient hag, Terri Runnells... We totally kicked their asses! See your mistake, Victoria, is the hate for blondes, because that's only gonna get you into trouble later on down the road... Think about it, this Federation is ruled by blondes... Me, Trish, and Torrie, the best of the best, as much as I hate to admit that they're somewhat decent wrestlers... Then there's the crappy wrestlers... You know, Stephanie, Lita, and uh... You! Honestly, if Trish got hired before you because of her talent... Well then, that shows just how much you can wrestle. Now that I think of it, when I look at you, you remind me of someone... Let me think a minute of who... Oh yeah, Lita. I don't know what it is... The ugly hair? No that's not it, though you two do have the worst looking hair ever... It's the face, that's it! You guys both have man faces. Seriously, I remember something from the WWE... You looked at a mirror and asked who was the prettiest out of you and Trish, then you went psycho at the mirror. It's an inanimate object, hello! Any ways, I'm thinking that you should never do that again, for two reasons... Reason number one, every time you ask that question, you'll be majorly disappointed with the answer... Reason number two, just as a warning, if you look at a mirror, especially with your ugly face, it'll probably break, and the last thing you need is seven years of bad luck... You know Victoria, you shouldn't hate me, Trish, Torrie, or any other blonde... How does that saying go? Don't hate me because I'm beautiful? Yeah that's it... Only I'm gonna add a little more to that... Victoria, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, brilliant, and just plain out better than you! I mean seriously, that's not very nice... Hating me for something I can't help... Can I help that you're an ugly, stupid, and suck at wrestling and every other thing you do? No, I can't help that. Just like I can't help the fact that I'm going to totally demolish you, Torrie, Trish, Lita, and Stephanie in this very ring in just a couple of days... Victoria, let me jsut say something really quick and then I'll finally be done trashing these Divas... Victoria, I just wanted to say that I think you and Torrie would be great together... She'd be really into you... Since, as we already discussed, Torrie seems to be into girls, and well, Victoria... The way you lick girls all the time, I just think you and Torrie would work. Now that, ladies and gentleman, would win the freakiest couple on Earth award... Ugh, that's nasty. Any ways Victoria, you may have been a WWE Womens Champion... But that was in the WWE. I was the NCW Womens Champion for five whole months, the first ever Womens Champion... And when and if the NCW goes down, I will be the Womens Champion... This coming up Sunday I will capture the Womens Title and I will never, ever, give it up again. Get ready Victoria because I'm gonna make your hate for blondes increase quite a bit when I beat you this Sunday!

So ladies, you've heard what I have to say... And hopefully what I did say made you realize that I'm no Diva to be underestimated... This may be a Ladder Match where only the tough survive... But jsut because I look good doesn't mean I'm not tough... And sooner or later all of you will realize that. Stephanie you better wash up that Title really good, and make it shine enough to see your reflection... Take one last glance at it Stephanie, because when you hand it to the ref on Sunday, it'll be the last time you get your dirty hands on it! Stephanie, really, take one long last look at your precious Title... Come this Sunday you're going to be kissing it goodbye! So ladies, put on your gear and lace up your boots... Come this Sunday you're going to be in for a long, long, long night... Now, ladies and gentleman, it's been a real pleasure, honestly, but I'm afraid I have to go now... Andrew and I are going out to dinner, and quite frankly I've run out of things to say about these so-called Divas, Hah... So I'll see you guys later, possibly before Redemption... It just depends how badly one of these girls piss me off when they come out and trash talk me in return... Oh and Michaels, since this is probably the last time I adress you before your match at Redemption, I'll give you one last warning... You better watch your back, cuz you never know when the former Lady of the nWo, the Long Legged Goddes, will strike!

~Stacy drops the mic as "Legs" by Kid Rock blares over the PA System once again. Stacy exits the ring, once again lingering in between the middle and top rope, and climbs down the steel steps as the fans go wild.~

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Miss Stacy Keibler looking out to capture her Gold this Sunday at redemption, King, and after that promo there's no doubt in my mind that she can do it...

:::Jerry "The King" Lawler:::

She's going up against some tough opponents, JR, but I think she's proven herself more than worthy to face them, it should be quite the match coming up in less than a week, JR!

:::Good 'Ole Jim Ross:::

Definitely a show I would not want to miss, King, well folks don't go any where because once again we'll be back after a word from our sponsers.

~The scene fades and goes to a commercial brake as Stacy Keibler disappears behind the backstage curtains and the fans continue to cheer.~

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