:::<>::: Tazz :::<>:::

Hey there everyone, I'm Tazz and this here is MC, Michael Cole. Before we even get started with our promoting match ups and the review of the King of The Ring Pay Per View and the review of the Smackdown! show coming up soon, but nowwe have a special treat for you.

:::<>::: Michael Cole :::<>:::

That's right, Tazz... We've got Stacy live at her hotel, pool side, where she's relaxing after an exciting Raw, and waiting for Smackdown!, tomorrow night, to kickoff. She's already seen Torrie Wilson's debut and promo, and now she's ready to say her thoughts on her match on Raw, and of course her thoughts on her upcoming match with Torrie Wilson.

:::<>::: Tazz :::<>:::

So let's go see what's up with our Womens Champion, still Cole, Miss Keibler.

~The screen kind of flickers, showing color, then black and white, and then nothing at all, and finally a pool scene. Some people are playing water volleyball in the pool, most just swimmming laps, and a few lounging back in the chairs getting a sun tan. The camera's move around, allowing the fans in the arena and the people at home to see the whole scene. Then the camera's zoom in on a woman wearing a green bikini, and sunglasses with big white frames. By the long legs and blonde hair, they know this woman to be their fan favorite Diva, the Womens Champion, Stacy Keibler. She takes notice that the camera's are on her, but she stays lying on her back, and keeps the sunglasses on. After a sighs she turns over on her stomach, and pushes her sunglasses up, giving the camera's one of her brilliant smiles.~

|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~|

Okay, okay, okay, I'm going to talk fast and get this over with, so I don't get an uneven tan... First off, on Raw, I'm sure all of you watched it at home... How awesome was my match! As you can see, I am still the Womens Champion... Even though Lita interfered... But whatever, I'll have the chance to face both of them on Raw, and quite frankly I can't wait until I beat Trish and Lita at the same time... But that's Raw, this is Smackdown! so moving on... It looks like I'll be facing Torrie Wilson this Thursday night... Oh goody! :::Stacy rolls her eyes.::: Really, I can't wait... Torrie, hun, you know... We could have been friends. Just like the good old days in wCw. We could have gotten along, could have been the bestest of friends, the dominant women of Smackdown! But no, you had to bring your trailor park trash ass out here and insult me... Why Torrie? Did you think that would make you seem like a tough girl? Did it make you feel special that you could think of insults that contained more than one syllable? Well, by throwing insults my way, you made a huge mistake. Let me say that again Torrie, if you didn't hear me the first time, you made a huge mistake. Not only have you lost the only friend you would have had in this Federation, you also pissed me off, and that's something, well as Trish should have learned by now... It's something you don't want to do! And now Trish... You're going against one hellacious bitch with an attitude. But then again, Torrie, I don't know if I would've trusted you as a friend... There's two reasons for that... The first one being you ditched me. We were best friends and you left that just cuz some guy would give you the time of day... You left me and you left our company... Which leaves me wondering why in the Hell Bischoff would hire you, knowing how you completely packed up and left the Alliance for the Federation... Knowing how you completely left those who supported you and made you the Diva that you are. And no, Torrie, I'm not jealous of you... I'm not now, and I never was... All that time in the WWE, when everyone thought my hatred against you was made out of jealousy... It wasn't. It was made out of disappointment. Pure disappointment. Disappointment in myself. I was disaapointed in myself, for hanging out with a loser for so long! I got tired of carrying around your fatt butt in that ring, Tor. Like take that bra and panties match with Trish and Lita at the WWE PPV Invasion... Remember that? Ha! Everyone was hoping that I could handle Trish and Lita, cuz they knew you couldn't Torrie, and to be quite honest, no one wanted to see you in your underwear... I heard that when you lost your clothes, Torrie, pay-per-view customers started calling their cable providers in record numbers, demanding a refund. And you know, I believe that to. Torrie, you're a pure out skank, and what's sad is the fact that you'd deny it... And you're right Torrie, I don't feel threatened by you... Ho's don't tend to frighten me, and I never take a whores threat seriously... Which is exactly why I'm lounging by the pool instead of training. Oh, and Torrie you asked a question during one of your more boring promos... For how long? Meaning, for how long will I be able to keep this Title... Well, hun, trust me, it's going to be longer then you think. Afterall more than half of the back thoguht I would have lost it on Raw... Hell, they thought I wouldn't even win at King of The Ring. But I proved them wrong, I'm going to keep winning. Only this time, the majority of the back thinks I'm going to kick your ass all over this ring... And for a change, I'm going to prove them right. You say I always thought I was better than other people... Your right, I did. And I still do Torrie. Only, I don't think I'm better than all the other Divas... I know I'm better! That's the difference between you and me hun. That's also the difference between me and Trish, me and Stephanie, me and Lita, and every other so called Diva in this business! You've changed? Well, let me steal a quote from one of my more favorite men in this Federation... "Just Bring It!" You think it's a change I'm not ready to face? I'm more than ready to face it hun. The question is are you ready toface me, preiod? I mean, I haven't changed at all since the WWE. I'm still just as good now as I was then. What bothers me wbaout you Torrie, is that you never give up... I mean the last Smackdown! show, I kicked your ass... Crying, you packed your bags and left, knowing you had just been beat by the future WWFX Womens Champion. And all of a sudden you come prancing back, thinking you're on top of this business? Hun, think again, cuz as you can see in the rankings... You're a long ways away from being number one. In fact who is number one on Smackdown!? Oh wait, wait... That's me! And yet you think you're just as good if not better than me? Haha! There's a reason why I'm number one on Smackdown! and it looks to me like you're going to have to learn that the hard way... Torrie, Torrie, Torrie... Get ready for Smackdown! Hun, cuz your ass is about to get owned... By the beautiful... The gorgeous... Stacy Keibler.

~Stacy rolls onto her back, putting down her sunglasses. Suddenly a guy appraoches her, with two drinks in his hands.~

:::<>::: Jake :::<>:::

Hey Stace, you're looking hot today...

~Stacy sits up slightly, pushing her glasses down her nose a little, getting a good look at the guy.~

|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~|

Thanks, I'm sure I am, and you know what they say... Flattery will get you everywhere. Well, wait, no... Flattery will only get you some where with that skank, Torrie Wilson, my standards are set quite a bit higher than hers, as you must know by now...

~The guy looks at her strangely, then sticks out a hand offering her a drink.~

:::<>::: Jake :::<>:::

Riiiiiight..... Drink?

~Stacy rolls her eyes then rises out of her chair, looking down at the five foot ten guy. She smiles sweetly, then smirks.~

|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~|

Tell you what... How about you go blow your money on some girl that will waste her time on you... Like Torrie Wilson. She'll go for any one. Me, however? I dig the cute guys... The kind that well, no offense... Look ten times better than you.

~Stacy pushes her sunglasses back up, and trns back around, stretching out her legs as she's about to get on the lounge chair, the guy behind her, stunned. Suddenly she's splashed with water, getting soaking wet. She looks to the pool where a bunch of cute guys were playing water volleyball near her. They look up, seeing her furious face. She grabs a towel and wipes off her face, giving the guys in the pool one last glare. She turn on the heel of her shoe and shoves her way past the guy who offered her a drink, heading back to her hotel room to take a nice long bath.~