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|~*~| MY RP |~*~|  ~The scene kicks off inside of the G-Mex Arena, being used for WWFX's weekly event, Raw is War, in Manchester, England. Many Superstars have already come out, talking their trash for Raw is War, laying down their threats. The fans are going crazy knowing that at a WWFX Raw House Show, any thing can happen. Champions can be crowned, careers ended, debuts conducted... Any thing can happen. Well aware of this, the fans are at the edge of their seats looking about, wanting to know ho will come out next and what they will say when they do. The camera's do circles around the arena, zooming in on one or two fans, and occasionally zooming in on a sign that says things such as, "Crock Lesnar", "Lita, the eXtreme Queen", and "I smell what The Rock is Cookin!" The camera's do a few more circles around the pumped up ZWF fans, before they stop and slowly zoom in to the top of the ramp, where the two most popular Commentators in all of Sports Entertainment sit to the right of the stage. Of course we're talking about Jerry "The King" Lawler and Good 'Ole Jim Ross. The two men have been talking about last weeks Raw is War, where Jeff hardy defeated Rey Mysterio and was crowned the new Cruiserweight Champion, Lita - The eXtreme Queen - defeated Victoria - The Psycho Bitch, Trish defeated Stacy Keibler vis disqualification, meaing Stacy Keibler is still our Womens champion, Shawn Michaels, the Heart Break Kid, HBK, retained his Intercontinental Championship when set against the old time Legend, Ric Flair, Scott Steiner defeated Nathan Jones when Jones tapped out to the Steiner Recliner, Triple H - The Game - Defeated Kevin Nash, and the team of the UnAmericans succesfully won the WWFX Tag Team Championships, which had belongs to Los Guerreros, Eddie and Chavo, in the Main Event. The camera's zoom in really close on JR and King, giving the fans and the viewers at home a great view of the two talking.~
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: Hey there folks, I'm Jim Ross, better known as JR, and sitting next to me is Jerry Lawler, or as most of you know him as The King. Last week, King, was one of the best Raw's I've ever seen since my stay here in the WWFX, and I'm sure every one has to agree. We crowned two new Champions, Jeff Hardy winning the Cruiserweight Champinoship, and those dman UnAmericans winning those Tag Team Championships. I gotta say, I was rooting for Chavo and Eddie Guerrero in that one, but any ways. We also had two Champions retain their Title, Shawn Michaels keeping his Inercontinental Title and Stacy Keibler, though it was done so with foul play, her Womens Title. I was impressed though with the physical abilities shown by some of our newly signed Superstars, those being Jeff Hardy, Scott Steiner, Lita, and even those who did not win their matches, Nathan Jones, and Victoria, these Superstars and Divas put on quite the show, and I applaud each and every one of them.
-={|}=- Jerry "The King Lawler -={|}=-
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: And, King, moving on along the card, will Jeff Hardy be able to defeat his opponent, William Regal? Jeff Hardy is a high-flying, risk taking, young man, who lives to be eXtreme. As he would say eXtreme isn't a mood it's a lifestyle.
-={|}=- Jerry "The King Lawler -={|}=- And fear is only a four letter word, JR.
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: Riiight... Any ways, Jeff Hardy is a talented young man, with a promising career here in the WWFX. Our Cruiserweight Champion will be going toe to toe in a non-Title match-up with one half of the UnAmericans, William Regal. William Regal, with the Power of the Punch, of course that being his brass knuckles. William Regal is also one half of our Tag Team champions, whether we like that or not. But he cheats every damn time! I mean the referee's are having to check his every pad, under every single one of his wrestling gears, and his team mate Lance Storm as well, for those damn brass knuckles. William, a respected man from England, where we are right now, must be glad to know he's fighting in his own country, and not in the America he seems to hate so much... With no good reason, if I may add. But, Jeff hardy and he will be facing it off in the ring and it's gonna be one Hell of a match. High flying versus the Power of the Punch, who is gonna win this one King?
-={|}=- Jerry "The King Lawler -={|}=- Power of the Punch... He doesn't cheat every time, JR, you're exaggerating way too much... Any ways my money's on Regal... Jeff Hardy is just too... Weird. He'd never beat the respected man of England, William Regal. Just like Victoria won't beat Terri Runnels. It's all that simple. I mean, Victoria is too psychotic. Let's face it, she's just not right in the head. The Lil' She-Devil, our European Champion, has got this match in the bag... After beating the likes of Matt Hardy and Rey Mysterio Jr... Both of them being high-flyers... How could she not handle a little psycho bitch? Victoria, pretty as she may be, is just insane. Crazy I tell you. JR, she licks people, she bites their ears... What more do you have to do to prove that you're just not mentally one-hundred percent? You remember that feud she had with Trish Stratus back in the WWE? That was weird... And the way she'd just toss Terri around as if she were a rag doll... Well, I think this is a different story King. Our Horny Lil' She-Devil has changed. She's gotten more tough, stronger in fact, and she's more than proven that this sultry vixen is ten times the average Diva. Our European Champion packs more than great looks... And all I've seen Victoria pack is psychoness... Think about it, JR... If you looked inside of Terri's traveling bag what should be there is a nice thong, bra, skimpy wrestling out fit or two, and she's covered. And man does she look great in all that too... But then if you look inside of Victoria's bag I'd bet you'd find only three things, number one, one of Trish's cowboy hats that she often wears, and Victoria mimicks... A streetjacket, just to prove her insanity. And i bet you any thing that you'd find the bottom ear lobe of Steven Richard's right ear, cuz of how many times Victoria has bit it... And I'm not joking, JR, I seriously think you'd find that. We haven't seen Victoria at all since she lost to Lita, and we also haven't seen Miss Runnels since she defeated Matt Hardy for the Euopean Championship... Will we see either Diva before their match on Raw?
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: That's a good question, but unfortunately one we won't know the answer for until it happens. Sean O'Haire versus Scott Steiner. Wow. What an amazing match this is sure to be. Poppa Pump, Booty Daddy, Freakzilla, whatever he's calling himself these days, is going against Sean O'Haire, the same Scott Steiner who in fact defeated new WWFX Superstar, Nathan Jones. Steiner... Is huge. Let's face that, King, he's gigantic. He's got muscle's on his muscle's... And even more muscle's on top of that. Nathan Jones, a very tough Superstar I might add, tapped out when Steiner applied the Steiner Recliner... Sean O'Haire, though I'm not saying he's not as tough as Nathan Jones, but will he tap out as well? Or will he come out on top of Scott Steiner. It's hard to imagine a guy O'Haire's size, which isn't all that small, versus a man Scott Steiner's size, yet coming out on top... I'm not sure how that would work. Yet, it could be done, because any thing in the WWFX is possible, as we all know that by now. You'll be seeing this particular match on the same show you'll see every other match we've announced, so obviously it's a show you don't wanna miss!
-={|}=- Jerry "The King Lawler -={|}=- But then again, JR, when do you ever wanna miss Raw is War?
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: Good point, King.
-={|}=- Jerry "The King Lawler -={|}=- Matt Hardy, yet another Hardy on Raw, versus Lance Storm. You know, Matt and Jeff Hardy, as we all know, are brothers... And I always wondered what would happen if both of them showed up here and were on one show? How would they react to that? But they seem not to have acknowledged the fact that they're on the same show once again. But any ways, Matt Hardy will be facing the other half of Team UnAmericans, and the other half of the Tag Team Champions, Lance Storm. Now isn't it funny how the former Hardy Boyz, now seperate and focusing on their single career, are both facing members from the same team? I think that's a big coincidence... But moving on once again... Matt Hardy will be facing Lance Storm on Raw, and this is going to be a technical straight forward match, no messing around. If I can be serious for a moment... Lance Storm, former part of Team Canada in the wCw, and now one half of the UnAmericans, must not be thinking much of his opponent, Matt Hardy, who refers to himself as Version-1. But then again when does Lance Storm ever think much of his opponents? Any ways it's sure to be a great match up, one that you don't wanna miss out on seeing.
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: And finally the Main Event. The one match that ends all WWFX Raw is War's with a bang... This week the Main Event is Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair teaming up to go against Triple H and Shawn Michaels... Hogan and Flair, two legends made, no longer in the making, Triple H, The Game and Shawn Michaels, the Heart Brake Kid, will all be in the ring at the same time, which you know is gonna make this match one Hell of a slobberknocker. We have never seen these men together in the ring, and it's something I'd just die if I missed... Shawn Mi -
~Suddenly Jim Ross, JR, is interrupted by the sound of a woman's laughter.~
-={|}=- Jerry "The King Lawler -={|}=- What the-?
:::<>::: Good 'Ole Jim Ross :::<>::: Shhh!
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Yeh, Julie, how have you been girl? I haven't talked to you in ages! It feels like forever...
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Yeh, girl, it does feel like forever. I've been good, I quit my job at the Vetenarian Clinic, going back to school again, I want to be a pediatrician...
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Oh my God, that's so great Julie!
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Uh huh... But what about you, hows our little Womens Chmapion doing?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| You've been watching? Hehe... Well, I'm doing good, or great I should say. I've got this match though, on Monday, and I'm defending my Title against Lita and Trish.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| That should be fun...
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Oh yeh, you know it.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Ugh, Trish is really starting to bother me, I hate seeing her come out every house show... Like did you watch it last night? That chick completely trashed you!
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~|
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Who could blame you? I'd be sick of facing a blonde midget too, if I had to face her basically once a week. That would suck. But hey, you are the Womens Champion, and that's gotta mean something.
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Yeh, it means it's a pain in the ass, haha. Nah, it's fun. Hey, you'll neve guess what?!
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| What?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| You have to guess!
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Umm... You're going to quit wrestling forever and become the supermodel we want you to?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Ha! Um, no. You remember Tolga Johnson from high school?
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| That foot ball player?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Yeh!
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Okay, uh huh, I remember him. But what about him?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| He asked me out on a date, tonight... Called me just a little bit ago.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Wow, last time I saw him he was a real cutie, hehehe... You'll have to give me full details!
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| I will, don't worry.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Hey, do you want to go to a movie or out to lunch or something tomorrow?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Oh hun, I can't, I'm flying out to England around midnight tonight, for Raw...
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Damn. Oh well, have fun hun.
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| I will.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Do you have to go now?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Nope, I still have half an hour before I get ready for my date, so we can talk.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Okay great... Well... So... What do you think about that Lita chick?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Ugh, you're going to regret the fact that you just got me started. I don't think Lita is a big threat to me in this match at all. I mean, she hasn't even showed up in the arena, since Adam Norton re-hired her... And let's face it, she's just a lazy ass bitch. Won't drag her ass out of bed to make one quick promo, except for that tiny debut she made at King of The ring... Which leads me to believe that she doesn't even lug her ass to the gym to train... Therefore she is absolutely no competition.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Then again, who is competition for the great Stacy Keibler?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Hahaha, very funny Jul.
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| I'm being serious, you've beat Trish Stratus, you've beat Dawn Marie, you've beat Torrie Wilson not once but twice, and you've also beat that tough bitch Ivory. No ones stopped you yet, and whose going to?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| I could name off a few people...
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| Like who?
|~*~| Stacy Keibler |~*~| Just people... Let's stop talking about it. Any ways, you've obviously been watching Raw and Smackdown!... What do you think about what's been going on?
|*)(*| Julie Parker |*)(*| I like the matches, they've been pretty cool. Some exciting backstage segments... Your matches are some of the best Diva matches I've ever seen! My favorite match was the one on last weeks' Smackdown! You remember, it was you versus Torrie Wilson... That girl thought she was going to beat the crap out of you, boy was she surprised. |
They certainly did show a lot of effort, especially those who were looking to start a great career here in WWFX. REy Mysterio and the Los Guerrero's most be feeling really down in the dumps, after losing their Titles... But I know that Miss Stacy Keibler and the Heart Break Kid, Shawn Michaels, have been in a partying mood all week after retaining their Titles, and Stacy after succesfully beating her long time rival Torrie Wilson on Smackdown!. But, unfortunately Stacy may not be in a partying mood after this coming up Monday Night Raw is War. She will be defending her Womens Championship against Trish Stratus, once again, but not just Trish, she'll also be defending the Title against Lita, in a Triple Threat match, JR. This is Stacy Keibler's first ever Triple Threat match in WWFX, will she walk away to celebrate or walk away to pout? Lita and Trish are very formidable opponents, let face it, they're quetionably the best Divas in Sports Entertainment, of course including Stacy Keibler. Stacy came into this Federation, willing to get better, wanting to do any thing to prove that she was tough enough for the WWFX... She's now had a total of six matches, winning all but one due to a disqualification on her behalf... But with that record, JR, I think we can celarly state that Stacy Keibler has become a Diva to reckon with. Fromt he very beginning she wrestled against Ivory, and though all bets were against her, she mraculously won. She then went on to face Dawn Marie in a promotional match, that being a Hot Tub match, and though it was a Diva-Style match, and some would think it wouldn't take too much physical capability's, they made the match all it could be and Stacy came out on top. But still people said that she wasn't physically strong enough to be much competition to any Diva in this Federation. So in a straight up match she faced her long time rival, Torrie Wilson, and yet again she came out on top when the odds were stacked against her. That match marked the beginning of the career she's been having as of late. It got her the Number One Contendership, so that at King of The Ring, this past Pay Per View, she'd face the Womens Champion for the Title, which at that time was Trish Stratus... It was once again a first time thing for Stacy. Her first time facing Trish Stratus, her first Pay Per View, her first King of The Ring specifically, her first Title Shot... Then it became her first time beating Trish Stratus and when she became the Womens Champion. Since then Stacy Keibler seems to have the career Divas such as Dawn Marie and Torrie Wilson would love to have. She faced Trish Stratus the following Raw, giving her a rematch for the Title, where she lost via disqualification, but, obviously, kept her Title. The following Smackdown! she faced Torrie Wilson who had been bad mouthing her non stop from day one, and succesfully pinned her for the win. That brings us to today, where in just forty-eight hours, Stacy will be defending her Title against Lita and Trish Stratus, and it's sure to be a fight to the death? Will Stacy be able to beat both Trish Stratus and Lita, this Monday? 
~JR hushes him as he looks at the monitor on their commentator's table, seeing what is being revealed to the fans on the titan tron. The setting is in a semi-large room, one with robin's-egg-blue walls, and white curtains with yellow and blue flowers on it, with a matching bedspread on a wicker bed. Lying on the bed, barefeet in the air, is Stacy Keibler. She has a huge smile on her face as she talks into the phone, which is also lying on the bed in front of her. She laughs again, before talking.~
Oh my God, I know! She thinks she had that match won until Lita interfered and I nailed her in the head with that chair... Yeh, right, as if she could ever defeat me. Even though in the record books it does say that she defeated me last Raw, it was by disqualification, and that's not an honorable win at all, so technically she has never beat me straight up. Bumps and bruises? Look at me and my body... Even with bruises I'll still be ten times more gorgeous then that ugly wench Trish Stratus. I'm sick of hearing her say that I have no talent and that I'm not experienced. I mean, my God, if I had no talent I wouldn't have beat her at King of The Ring... I wouldn't have beat Ivory, Dawn Marie, or Torrie two times... And I sure as Hell wouldn't be where I am now if I didn't have talent... And no experience? I think facing Torrie Wilson not once but twice, Dawn Marie, Ivory, and Trish is more than enough experience. 
I mean look what it gave me... The Womens Gold. So Trish can babble on and on as to me being talentless, but in the corner of her mind she knows that my pinky nail has more talent then all of her. And a slut?! Ugh, it drives me crazy! I am not a slut, the only slut in that Federation is Trish... No, I take that back, the only sluts in that Federation are Trish, Torrie, Dawn Marie, Lita, and Stephanie McMahon. Which, if I wanted to word it in another way, I could just say that the only Diva in that Federation whose not a slut is me! And that's the honest truth, despite what Trash Stratus might say. And you no what? I'm even more sick of facing Trish! I'll admit it... Facing Trish is no walk around the park. She's a tough Diva, one Hell of a bitch... And I'll admit that straight up. I'm just sick of facing her.