...:::...My RP...:::...
(The scene opens up to tewnty-five thousand fans on their feet, screaming as loud as possible, for
the camera's. Just returning from a commercial brake, the fans are pumped up and ready for anything
at all to happen. The camera's do circles around the sold - out crowd, zomming in on some of their
homemade signs that they made just for this particular event. Some of them say: "Meow," "The Next
Big Thing," "Stratusfaction," "Hulkamania," there are also numerous pictures on the
posters. The fans, after showing off their signs and screaming loudly, return to sitting down, as the
camera's stop doing circles, and zoom in on two of the ultimate commentators, none other than Jerry
"The King" Lawler, and his co commentator Good Ole' Jim Ross. The fans behind the two
commentators, King and JR, immediately know, upon seeing themselves on the titan tron, that they
are on television, and the millions at home can see them. They go even more wild than before hand,
making faces at the camera's, waving, putting "bunny - ears" on King and JR, waving their signs, and
other things are just a few of their reactions to this moment of startdum. King and JR ignore the
ecstatic fans sitting behind them, and go on with commentating the show.)
>>>Good Ole' Jim Ross<<<Well, King, I'm thinking that Rock has put himself on the list of the nWo. First the comments he made, but I still can't believe that Stacy Keibler slapped the Rock! knowing what he could do to her, that woman is either very brave or stupid
>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<
JR, what have I told you about watching your mouth when talknig about nWo members? You're gonna get your butt whomped sooner or later...
>>>Good Ole' Jim Ross<<<
No, I have the right to say anything about anyone that's working in this company, that's why I'm a commentator, King. Besides, most likely they're not even listening to me right now. But it also looks like the Lady of the nWo made two enemies, The Rock... And Torrie Wilson! These women have been going at each other like all! It'll be interesting to see how that feud unfolds in their match at Adrenaline...
(Suddenly Jim Ross is interrupted by "Legs" by Kid Rock beginning to blare over the PA System. The fans and the two commentators turn their attention towards the top of the ramp, to see Stacy Keibler come onto the ramp, wearing a low-cut white and black business suit. She crosses her arms over her abdomen, taking in the boo's of the crowd, but still smiling.~
>>>Lillian Garcia<<<Making her way down to the ring... A member of nWo... Stacy Keibler!
(Stacy Keibler struts down the ramp, smiling the whole way down despite the boo's. She gets to the end of the ramp and climbs up the steel steps, getting into the ring, lingering between the middle and top rope. She goes to the left side of the ring, putting her arms high above her head, smiling, as the fans and the media take pictures. She repeats th epose on the right side of the ring, then grabs a mic from Lillian, whose exiting the ring. She paces inside the ring for a moment, and stops near the center. Stacy raises the mic to her lips and begins to talk as the fans and her music die down.)

...*...Stacy Keibler...*...
Now I got some things to say, so you guys just keep your pants on, stay seated, and listen! First off, who does the Rock think he is? Or for tha matter who does he think I am? Rock, I'm not your messenger girl, you wanna tell the nWo something, then go to our locker room and just say it! Or maybe you didn't because you didn't have the... Balls... To do so? Well Rock, get some courage and pretend you have something in those pants of yours, and go to the nWo's locker room to tell them what you want them to hear... But, I don't really have time to talk about you - I'll let Scott, Kevin, Rey, and Shawn handle you, while I take care of the four bimbo's this coming up Adrenaline! You all know who they are because I've come out here and talked about them endlessly, one time before. Torrie wilson, Trash Stratus, The "eXtreme Queen" Lita, and Miss Kitty, also known as The Kat... Well, you all already know my feelings towards these so called Divas but recently, one of them has come out and decided that they would talk trash about me! Wel that was their first mistake! Their second mistake was to talk trash about me twice! You know who you are... Torrie Wilson! And I have to say a few things about your comments towards me... Like you saying I'm jealous of you... Why would I be jealous of an ugly air head who had an eating disorder? Really, Torrie, did you think you were fat and becoming buelimac would make you prettier? Well you were wrong, because looking at you know, you're just as ugly as you were before you got your eating problem! You know, I never had to have an eating disorder or a diet to get me to look this good... It's just natural beauty,something you've obviously never heard of! So tell me why I'd be jealous of a short, stringy haired, buelimac, slut? Um, I wouldn't. Now of course we all know you're jealous of me, my long legs, and my beauty. But, Torrie, I'm sorry... You're never gonna look this good, not even in your dreams! And, you also stated that I slept around with all my bosses. But, I'm sorry hun, are you blind? Or are you sick enough to imagine that I'm doing something sexually with Eric Bischoff? Of course, it's like you to have sexual fantasies about your boss and your ex best friend! Ew, gross! Thank God I'm not friends with you any more! What are you a lesbian? I mean if you're having sexual thoughts about my boss and I, well... Maybe you should get some psychiatric help before you come out here acting like even more of an air head who doesn't know what she's talking about... And Tor, everyone might be behind you... Because they all know that if they're behind you all the way, there's a good chance you won't get around to them... Tor, you may have the fans support, but that doesn't mean you're the best. And if you think it does then you're even dumber then I thought! And to prove that you're dumb, you came out not just once, but twice! Two times! To talk about me, well, Tor, I'm flattered - But, like I said you need to stop the fantasies with me, and move on, please. I'd like to bring up something you said to Lillian Garcia... You said that I'd go bad on you, that I turned on you! Nor torrie, you turned on me! You left me and your companybehind in the dust while you moved on to be with that Japanese freak! You left me! You went bad on me! So don't blame your idiotic actions on me, okay Torrie?! Take blame for your own dang faults! A lot better looking Torrie? With that grotesque hair? Those stubby legs? And your hideous fashion sense? Hah, I'd like to see you even try to look better than me! An immitation of you? Lord help me if I am, but really it's you whose an immitation of me! You've always tried to look as good as me Tor... But really, you're never going to look as good as this long legged beauty. But you were correct about one thing Torrie. I am stuck in my own fantasy world. In my world, I'm the best, I'm unstoppable, and in my world I'm going to kick your little bimbo butt at Adrenaline! Oh wait, no, I'm sorry, that's reality! Torrie, don't flatter yourself... No one sees you as eye candy! Cuz I have one four letter word that describes you... U-G-L-Y! Ugly, ugly, ugly! Do you get the picture! Well if you don't, look in the mirror and you'll see what I'm talking about. Yeah, Torrie, you're right about another thing... Rey... He is a little cute, but don't worry Tor... He's not stupid or blinde enough to fall for you! That hospital bed that's reserved, well thanks for the thoughts Tor... But I'm afraid you're going to be the one needing it! Cuz, well, despite what you say, it'll be me walking out the Womens Champion! And you, Tor... Well you just won't be walking, because you're going to be in one position that with all your boy toys, you've been in many times before... Flat on your back! So Tor, get over yourself and face the facts... You're going to lose... There's nothing wrong about losing, it's all you're expected to do... I'll see you in the ring, at Adrenaline. Oh yeah, and take your own advice, call you're life insurance... You're gonna need it... See, all you fans, you're crazy! You love a girl whose dumb enough to mess with me... You love a girl whose having sexual fantasies about my boss and I... And you love a girl who, if you pay enough, would give you her service... But then again, her services aren't really worth more than a penny, so anyone could afford them...

Now, as fun as it is to spread the truth about Torrie Wilson, I have other bimbo's on my list... Like Lita, the eXtreme Queen... Yah know Lita, in the WWE, you were eXtreme and all that. But you were even eXtreme in ECW, but not in the ring, if you get my drift... In fact in the ECW you were about as low as Torrie wilson, Trish stratus, and the Kat put together... Now don't deny it Lita, I've seen pictures, you definitely weren't all about wrestling, in the ECW. But, I guess, yeah, you could say things have changed since then, huh? You're all about the business now. You're all about taking chances and acting "eXtreme"... You're all about climbing to that top rope and jumping off onto your opponent. Well, I'm all about the business to, Lita. Sure, I may not be high flying or eXtreme. But I am rough and tough and I am powerful. You, Lita, and Trish, you two girls under - estimate me just because you've had the Womens Title. Well, that's a mistake on your behalf, because I am your equal. And maybe I even surpass you when it comes to getting into this ring and wrestling... And on Adrenaline I'm getting my chance to prove how good of a wrestler I really am... But, admit it Lita, you didn't fairly win the Womens Championship back in the WWE. You fought Stephanie McMahon numerous times, and you never won! Not until the Rock gave her the Spine-Buster during your match, allowing you to deliver the moonsault and get the win. So you owe your reign of being the Champion to, ugh, The Rock. How can you even be proud of your Title reign when it was all due to help from the Brahma Bull? All I know is that when I beat you this Adrenaline, and get the Womens Title, it won't be because the Rock gave you the Spine - Buster, it'll be because I was good enough to beat you, and you weren't good enough to beat me. Heck, I know you won't beat me, because you couldn't even beat Trash Stratus! I remember, on Raw, just after Invasion where Trish had won the Womens Championship, she defended it against you... And you lost! So I don't see how you think you can beat me when you can't even beat Trish! That's kinda funny when you think about it, it shows that even though your hair isn't blonde, your brain cells sure as heck are! So, Lita, I'm sure you've been training and all, to get ready for this match, but so have I. Things have changed from the past. Instead of being just a manager and a valet, I'm now a wrestler. I've been training hard, and I know now that I can beat you, any time and any place! And I'm not being coneited when I say that, Lita. I'm not just thinking I'm better than you. I'm saying that I'm better than you, and that's telling the truth! I'm not exaggerating, and I'm not trying to make myself sound like I am the best, but I am the best, whether you fans, you Lita, or anyone else want to admit it. Lita, you look big and you look tough, and maybe that's why people are aprehensive about getting into the ring with you. But when they hear that they're going to fight Stacy Keibler, they get all excited, thinking they're gonna face an easy win... And if you're one of those people, Lita, then I'll warn yah. I may not look big and tough, but I am, despite popular belief. So you got your Hurricanrana, you Moonsault, your Twist of fate, but I do have my Spinning Heel Kick, and even with just that one move, I still dominate! An example of this would be when I delivered it to Trish Stratus just after she won her match against Stephanie... So Lita if you're ready to bring the eXtreme, I'm ready to take it to the eXtreme!
Next up, Trish the Dish... Or rather, Trish the Bitch! Trish, you've said a many things, but we haven't seen you around lately. Maybe you got scared about facing me, packed your bags and left. Or maybe you've just been busy, whatever the reason, I don't care. The only thing I care about is that you show up for our match, so I can kick your little bimbo butt! Now, Trish, I have a question for you... How many men have you been with? Let's see there was Test, Albert, Val Venus, Triple H, Jeff Hardy, The Rock, and of course, who could forget Vince McMahon... Now does that spell out "Slut" to you, or do you need to be more convinced? Hm, how about the time you kissed Lita's boyfriend, Matt Hardy, or the time you were doing stuff with Triple H, while he was married to Steph, and Vince McMahon, when he was married to Linda? Ahem, if that doesn't spell out slut to you, then you're either crazy, or even dumber than I thought possible! So now that we've officially decided that you're a Ho, we can move on. Trish, you have come out here once since my arrival, and you had a lot of rather harsh words as a response to mine... And in that you dared to say that I give a bad name to women! Excuse me, I guess you'd like to say that women who sleep with other women's husbands, give a good name for women? Um, no! Yeh, Trish, women can go against men... In fact I'd like to see you vs. Kane or Brock Lesnar, so they could teach you reality... Trish, you don't even stand a chance against Jeff hardy, for goodness sakes! So you wanna go against men? You wanna be stupid, and get your butt beat down to the canvas? Go right on ahead, I need a good laugh. But, please, not before our match, I want you in one hundred percent, so I can say I beat you at your best! Trish, there's a few words to sum you all up... Disgusting, filthy, ragged, dirty, ugly, bitchy, bimbo! Yep, that's you alright. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, I forgot to say what you truly are... A slut! So Trish when you come down to the ring... Bring your Stratusfaction... Bring your Bulldog... And get ready to lose! Cuz, unfortunately for you, when it comes down to me and you in this ring... Well, losings all you're ever gonna do! Get it? Got it? Good! Threee days, Trish... Count them down... Three days until I, the Lady of the nWo walk out the Womens Champion... Three days until you lose... Three days until you and I meet up in that ring, in my ring! Prepare yourself for the inevitable. Cuz when you, Lita, Kat, and Torrie walk into my ring, there's no escaping, and I'm going to bring you down! I've failed in the past, in the WWE. I haven't been able to beat you yet, that's true. But that was then and this is now. See, Trish, I don't like you for one reason... Whether you say so or not, you do think you're better than others. You don't think that there's a challenge you can't beat... Well, maybe you should start thinking a little harder, and look at your monitor now. You see me, Trish? Who you're looking at right now is the biggest challenge you're going to have in the NCW... And it's a challenge you won't be able to beat! For the first time in your NCW career, Trish, you've met your match! You've met the one Divas out of all of them, that can give you the most competition. And Trish if you do somehow miraculously beat me, which we know won't happen, I'm not going to take it lying down. See, Trish, if you do somehow beat me, I want a rematch. Because even though you may not be fond of me, you sure as Hell gotta admit, I'm the closest thing to actual competition that you have in this Federation! But you have to face the facts, Trish. There's no way you can win against the Lady of the nWo. And it'll be quite funny to see you try... But when it's all said and done, it'll be me with my arm raised in victory as Lillian announces not only the winner of the match but also who the new Womens Champion is... Me! I'm ready tot ake you on, Trish... The question is are you ready to take me?
Last, and certainly the least important on my list is the Kat... Kat, Kat, Kat... What's there to say? You are probably the most hideoous woman I've ever seen in my whole life! I mean, wearing those ugly, blue, red, purple, pink, white, and all those other colors, for hair? Ew! I mean first off you shouldn't have been dumb enough to let Terri Runnels do your hair, because what kind of degree does she have in hair cutting. And second, you shouldn't have let Terri do your hair, since you were feuding with her! I mean you let your enemy do your hair? Now how stupid is that? Then, after proving yourself and winning an arm wrestling match, you agree to fight in a Stink Face match? Now how gross is that? I mean, even though you won it, it's still nasty to think that someone of your alleged "class" rubbed their butt in someone else's face! Me? I wouldn't even stoop that low to compete in such a match! Think of what could have happened... Terri could've won and then you would have had her butt all over your face! Um, no thanks, I don't even want to take that chance. Then after parading around dressed like Chyna, and being friends with her, you pulled a Torrie Wilson... You became a back stabber! You left Chyna, and went around with her ex boyfriend Eddie Guerroro! No that is extremely low... Speaking of extreme, you decided to take it and smackdown to a whole new level, when you tried to give the fans nudity! Okay, I don't know what made you thinkt hat people want to see you naked, but newsflash hun... They don't! I mean, thank God Steven Richards, though I hate him, came out and stopped you, cuz I would have had to flip the channel to keep from getting sick! Then, just when your whole story line was getting good, because you had been captured by the RTC, who at least kept clothes on you, you were released by the WWE. Why? Well, I've already told you this before. They wanted newer and hotter women to come along and take your place! I hope you didn't think that you were good enough to stay there, with those looks! Ugh, the truth is, after you were gone, the ratings went up! That shows you how much the fans liked you! Kat, you've been wrestling longer than I have. You were a wrestler when I was cheerleading for the Baltimore Raven's, and you were a wrestler when I won the Nitro Girl Competition, and became a wrestler... And then you stopped wrestling while I continued... But now you're back, though i can't say you're better thane ver. You're still as stupid and slutty as you were when you left the WWE! And Kat, may I say that I think you're getting a bit too old for this business... Really, you're starting to make me think of Mae Young and Moolah! Ew! So, maybe, you should start thinking of retirement... But hey, if you don't wanna leave that way, that's fine with me... Maybe I'll just beat you so badly that it'll make you pack your bags and get the heck outta here! And even if you don't leave Kat... Even if you decide to rage war on me and the otehr Divas, well that's just fine. Cuz if I can't make you lsoe enough times to wanna get out of here, then I guess I'm just going to have to hurt you enough to get out of here. Cuz this Federation would be ten times better if you weren't here! But, anyways, Kat, I'm wasting my breathe talking about you, because you aren't even worth it! I'll see you and the other so called Divas in the ring, I'll beat you face to face, and we'll see who the true Diva really is... Me!

Now back to The Rock, as I was saying when I first got out here... You've messed with the wrong team, and you'll soon find that out. You better watch your back because the nWo... Well, we're gonna come after you...
(Stacy looks like she's dona talking, but after a moment she raises the mic back to her lips. She tilts her head back, raising the mic.)
...*...Stacy Keibler...*...
If yah smellllllll what the Lady of the nWo... Is cooking!
(Stacy drops the mic as "Legs" by Kid Rock beins to blare over the PA System. The crowd boo's, as Stacy remains in the ring, posing for the camera's, and for the disapproving fans. Smiling, she gets out of the ring, between the middle and tope rope, and climbs down the steel steps. She heads up towards the backstage area, with the NWO's locker room as her destination. The camera's stop following her up the ramp, and focus on Jerry "The King" Lawler and Good Ole' Jim Ross, as they commentate at the commetnator's table.)
>>>Good Ole' Jim Ross<<<
Well, that's gonna feul the Torrie Wilson, Stacy Keibler feud, a whole lot King...
>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<
Yeah, but she said a good few points, just who does the Rock think he is?
>>>Good Ole' Jim Ross<<<
He thinks he's the People's Champion, which he is, King...
(The scene fades and goes to a commercial brake, as Stacy disappears behind the backstage curtain, and the two commentator's sit in uncomfortable silence.)