nWo Saturday Nite Smackdown

A Boring ass Episode of Star Track has just ended, Da nWo 2003 Logo " Da Legacy Continues " Flashes across tha Screen and The new nWo Saturday Night Smackdown Video playz wit da Theme Right Here Right now by Ice Cube Playing

Madison Squarre Garden is shown as Fireworks Explode off like Hell in the Arena as NYC errupts on they feet with Right Here Right Now Playing in the Arena as " nWo, nWo, nWo " Chants start

Suddenly the Camera zooms around MSG and gets views of the Fans with there signz and then he fades over to the Announce Table as Good Ole JR and Jerry the King Lawler take it over

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: WOULD YOU LISTEN TO THIS OVATION!! Tonight is the Night King, nWo Returns, Smackdown is Right now, and what a Night it will be, Tonight we will see Rikishi and Shawn Hardy face in what promises to be a Memorable Heavyweight Title match in a Street Fight, and Hanging Above the Ring is the dreaded Hell in a Cell, as Triple H and The Rock meet and the Winner takes on nWo Champion Diablo Who will return tonight, at nWo2K3 in a nWo Asylum Match.

Jerry the King Lawler: I cant wait for those by JR Tonight, Puppies!!! and More Puppies!!! Diana faces Trish Stratus and Torrie, in a Triple Threat Bra and Panties Table Match for the Womens Title, woo!! I cant wait for that. A Ladder Match for the IC Title, Kyle Junior and Murdoc will fight in that and the Winner gets a Date with nWo, Well how sould I say this, HOE, Jessica! Woo!!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well King before We went on the Air, I got word that Eric Bischoff, Has arrived here in MSG, and to top it all off, the Prez himself Scott Steiner is here tonight as well, I wonder what both Owners will have to say, and I personally hope it has something to do with the nWo Asylum Match everyones been talking about

Jerry " The King " Lawler: I dont Know JR, Big Poppa Pump recently re opened the greatest company ever, but why did he hire the Parisite known as Eric Bischoff, Rember It was Me and You against him and Schivonie back and forth broadcasting, and now the former President of wCw and former GM is here in nWo, JR I got a bad a feeling about this.

Suddenly as the fans are on there feet " HOLLA IF YOU HERE ME " plays through MSG as NYC erruptz in a huge ass ovation for the Prez of nWo as Scott Steiner walks out flexin away

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Here comes the Prez King!! Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner is in the House, and Would you listen to MSG, My God I havent heard an Ovation like this in a long time, and What could the Prez have to Say King?

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR I dont Know, But Look at those Peeks, They have gotten bigger since the last time I saw them, All I can Prey is that, BPP makes sure things run smooth around here, and explain why he hired Bischoff, Oh and yea, Puppies!!

Steiner stops at the end of the Ramp and lookz at da Fans and then poses with his Peak and kisses it doing his trademark

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well the Prez sure looks pumped and looks like he has alot to say, His company has re opened, and tonight marks the new era of nWo.

Da Prez BPP gets in da Ring and strikes anotha Pose as MSG is going insane and loving it, and His Music cutz, as Steiner grabs the Mic, as the Ovation dies down as the Prez speaks

The Prez Scott Steiner: Whats up New York City!! " Huge Pop " Well it looks like the greatest Company, Hell sould I say the Absolute Fucking Best Company is back and we returned in the greatest Arena in the world! " Huge Pop " Now tonight marks the Era of nWo as we return and tonight, we got 4 damn good Matches! 3 of the finest Freaks on the divas Roster fight in a Bra and Pantyz Table Match for the Womens Title, Kyle Junior vs Murdoc for the IC Title in a Ladder Match and the Winner gets a Date with that Hoe Jessica, And the Structure hanging above me, Hell in a Cell, The Rock and Triple H will face and the winner meets nWo Champion Diablo at 2K3, and the Main Event Riksihi taking on Shawn Hardy in a Street Fight for the Heavyweight Title! These Matches are off the chains, and I cant wait to see what the greatest Roster shows us tonight! Now onto 2 Other things First off, the nWo Champion Diablo! " Huge Ovation " Some of you are probaly wondering why does he have the nWo Title around his waist, Well its Simple, When nWo Closed down, He was still Champion, and by that, He gets his Title Back, The Only Man to hold all singles titles and He will make more history, be being the first to Hold it over a Year, at the End of April! Now Let me get to another Subject, Eric Bischoff! " Huge Boo's " The Reason I signed this Man is Because, He helped me in wCw, he was the one who Pushed me, he was the one who Got all my Mercendise on the Map, but then again, He's the One, Who didnt push me until wCw was nearly Fucking Dead, and He was the One that Killed the Oringal Boys in Black and White, I dont like the Son of a Bitch, but I respect what he does for Companys! He made wCw Number 1 for 86 straight weeks, and then His ass killed by the Politics and by Hirin that Jackass Vince Russo, Bad Move Eric, Bad Fucking Move! You made the Biggest Mistake when your ass didnt push Freakzilla like he sould have been Pushed! and Bischoff I swear if you Tear this Company Apart, I will personally beat your ass to a bloody Pulp! " Huge Ovation " IM BACK!!!!!! AND BETTER THEN EVER!!!

The fans errupt wit huge ass Boo'z as None other than Eric Bischoff walks out onto da Stage with a Huge Smile on his Face as MSG is booing like Hell

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well here's our Co Owner King, and look at that Smile on his Damn Face, He must have something Planned for us, Ive been in this buisness 25 Years, and Ive never seen a Bigger Parisite then that Man right there, He destroys careers, He Ends them, and Hes Ruthless like you wouldnt believe

Jerry " the King " Lawler: I know JR, Thats why I never went to work with him, I dont trust him at all, He basically ended the Career of Legends, you name any name He's either ended there career, or screwed them over, But like Steiner Said, Bischoff, Screws nWo Up, Its the end for him, and He Bischoff inturpted the Prez, Thats not going to please Steiner.

Bischoff walks down the Ramp getting Booed like hell, and Da Co Prez hits da Ring as Scott Steiner is eying him hard, and Bischoff quickly grabs the Extra Mic and begins to speak

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Incase some fo you Dont Know who I am or forgot about me, Let me introduce myself, Im Eric Bischoff, Co owner of nWo!! " Huge Boo's " Now Scott sorry to have to inturupt you but, It wasnt me that Didnt Push Big Poppa Pump, It was Scott Steiner himself that wouldnt Push Big Poppa Pump to his Full Level! I didnt kill wCw or the oringal Boys in Black and White, it was wasteless Talent like you who Killed it all! " Huge Heat " Now Steiner lets get something Straight, I wont destroy nWo, If anything your Superstars who dis obey me, or wont Show there full level, Will Destroy it! Lets take this Hell in a Cell, Hanging aboave us, Later on tonight, In that Cell, 2 of nWos Greatest will fight and the Winner will get a Title Shot at Diablo at nWo 2K3. Id Like to Speak on Diablo if you dont Mind Scott. Why in the Hell is this Man Champion? " Huge Ass Heat " Personally ive Seen some of his Matches, He may get Extreme, But to me He's a Nothing! Thats why Diablo, When you arrive here Tonight, Come to my Office, Id like to personally meet you. Not only will Diablo be Here tonight but at nWo2K3, " The Extreme God " will be defending his nWo Title against the Winner of the Number 1 Contenders Hell in a Cell Match, in a nWo Asylum Match!! " Huge Ovation " Now some of you are Probaly Wondering what the nWo Asylum is, Well let me take the Time to explain, Its a Structure, Never seen, its still in the Process of being Built, a Round Chain Cage, Chains so big they will leave bruises the size of Texas on your Body, One Pinfall, Weapons Under and Around the Ring, The Match will not be stopped for bloodloss or Broken Bones, Simiply Pure Mayhem! The Rock or Triple H along with defending Champion will get to take part in a Eric Bischoff creation, and Boys, it will be pure Hell! Thank you!

Bischoffs Song playz through MSG, and Eric Smiles and leavez the Ring as The Prez BPP stares at him with a Pissed look as it fades for Commericals Subway, KFC, THe Grammy Awardz Promo, nWo Da Legacy Continues T Shirt, Reggie Gold in Spiderman 2 Promo, nWo Greatest Matches

nWo Returns from a Commerical Break as MSG is shown and suddenly " Time To Rock and Roll " playz through da arena and the fans errupt on they feet as Trish Stratus walks out to a huge ass ovation

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Folks were back and were gonna start tonight with a Little Table Action for the Womens Title and here comes the Beautiful Trish Stratus and what a Ovation for the Blonde Bombshell from Toronto King!

Jerry the King Lawler: Puppies!! Puppies Galore JR, Look at Trish, Shes Puppiriffic, Woo!! I cant wait for this Match to start, Tables, Puppies, Bra and Panties, it doesnt get any better than this, and this is what nWo is all about!! Woo!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Now Remember folks this isnt a Normal Table Match, The Divas can strip there opponet to there Bra and Panties, and Use whatever Weapon they can find at Ringside, but they must put a Diva through a Table to win the Match and become nWo Womens Champion, This is going to be a Slobber Knocker!!

Trish Stratus hits the Ring and Strikes a Pose as da Whole MSG is going Insane as the Blonde raises her arms up and gets ready

Right Den " Feel So Numb " Hitz in MSG as da Fans errupt and go Wild as Dianna Hardy comes walking out looking Fine as Ever as She walkz down da ramp with a grin on her face

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Here comes the Younger Sister of Shawn Hardy folks, and we know the Background on Shawn very well, Shawns an Egotisic Jackass who thinks the whole world Loves Him, His Sister, I dont know very much about her but shes a Lovely Young Woman and looks to be in great Shape for this Match.

Jerry " The King " Lawler: Lovely? JR shes HOT!! Look at that Body, Look at those Puppies, WOO!!! Her brother is the next Triple X 2, And Shawn dont worry, THe King will be there at the Premiere of it, and Be sure to bring your sexy Sister, JR look at her, Shes smoking along with those puppies, Woo!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: She is a Hardy King, and Taken after her Old Brother, she may be one tough SO-, Well lets just she will be one tough Woman to beat, and tonight its Tables, and its her first match, Tonight may be the Night for the Hardy Clan, and Tonight Dianna Hardy could make history King.

Dianna slides in the Ring and gets in and Strikes a Pose and quickly gets in the Face of Trish as the 2 Divas have it out wit wordz

Suddenly " Need a Little Time " Hitz in da Arena as MSG erruptz in Cheerz as the lucious Torrie Wilson walkz out with a Smile on her face as MSG goes wild

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well here comes the Young Lady from Boise Idaho, King, Shes been in this Buisness awhile and she recently signed with nWo, and Im personally Glad to see her coming out and competing in this Match, This is one Slobber Knocker King, Do you think Torrie can handle it?

Jerry " the King " Lawler: " Using Banoculars " Woo look at that Ass, WOO! I personally think a Fine Looking PuppiesGalore diva like Torrie Can Handle anything, and JR I mean anything, Woo, this Match is gonna be great, Trish, Dianna, and Torrie, WOOO, and would you look at torries outfit!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Ohh stop it King! This Match is going to be quite intresting, You can strip your Opponet Down, but you have to put them through a Table, and King I Wonder if these women will be the same after this Match, alots on the line here.

Torrie Slides in the Ring as her music cutz, and da bell ringz as all three divas stare at Each otha and it begins

The Match begins as Trish Heel Kicks down Dianna and Tackles down Torrie and starts to Punch away at her, and Dianna, gets up and grabs Trish by the Hair and Drives her down with a huge DDT, " JR: what a Move by Dianna, what a DDT! " Dianna gets up, and Grabs Trish By the Legs and Tries for a Boston Crab, and Torrie gets up and Drop Kicks Dianna right in the Head, and Torrie rolls over and Trish Gets up and Goes against the Ropes and Clothelines the Hell outta Torrie across her chest and Throat, " The King: Be careful of the Puppies!! " Trish Picks up Torrie and Drives her down with a Suplex, and as she rolls over for the Cover, and Dianna Drops down on her with a Huge Running Splash, and Dianna Gets up and picks up Trish by the Hair and Tosses her to the Outside. Dianna goes to the Outside and Rams Trish Face first against the Steel Steps. " JR: My God this is a Damn Pysical Match " Torrie Slides out of the Ring and Goes under the Ring and Gets a Kendo Stick and walks over to Dianna and Smacks the Hell out of her With it, and drops the Kendo and Picks up Dianna slams her on the Floor. Trish gets up and goes under the Ring and Slides out a Table as the Fans errupt, " The King: Here comes the Wood, and The Puppies are still Safe " Trish slides the Table in the Ring and goes back under the Ring and tosses in a Trash Can and a Kendo Stick, and Torrie hits Trish from Behind with the second Kendo Stick and then tosses her in the Ring, Torrie Slides in and Picks up Trish and Tosses her against the Ropes and Trish comes back and Torrie Powerslams her down hard, and Gets up and Picks up the Trash Can and Sets it up and Picks up Trish and Tries to Powerbomb her on it and Trish Reveres it and Face Plants Torrie Right on the Dumpster as the Fans Errupt. " JR: What a Shot that Was King " Dianna slides the Table in from the Outside and Gets in and Grabs the Kendo, and Smacks it across Trish's Face, and Then Tries to Hit Torrie, But She ducks and Kicks Dianna in the Gut and Tries for a DDT but Dianna brings her down with a Huge Bride Suplex, Dianna gets up and starts to Stomp away on her and She Picks up Torrie, and Puts her on her Shoulder and Drives her down with a Death Valley Driver, Dianna Then Rolls over and gets up, and Takes off Torries Short and Shorts as it reveals Torries Red lace Bra and Matching Thong as the Fans errupt! " The King: Puppies!!! Look at that Thong, WOO!! " Dianna Starts to Laugh and Trish gets up and Rips Diannas Top off, Revealing her Black Bra as the Fans go nuts. Dianna turns around and Tries to Clothesline Trish, but Trish grabs Dianna By her Neck and Hits the STRATUSFACTION. Trish gets up and Quickly sets up the Table and picks up Dianna and tries to Suplex her through it but Dianna blocks and takes Trish Down with a Neckbreaker, and Dianna then takes off Trish's Pants and Fights with Trish and she finally Rips off Trish's Shirt revealing, a Black Bra and Thong to Match. Torrie Starts to Get up, and Suddenly through the Crowd runs Dare Devil as He hits the Ring and starts to show a sick smile and Torrie Turns around and Dare Devil hits her with a Huge Jumping Martial Arts Kick knocking her out cold and flying out of the Ring. " JR: What the Hell is He doing here, and why Did he Take out Torrie, Whats going on? " " The King: Damn Him, he took out the Puppies Galore " Dare Devil quickly leaves, and Trish Gets up and Front Kicks Dianna as Dare Devil leaves through the Crowd, and Trish Picks up Dianna and Puts her against the Corner and charges with a Huge Clothesline knocking her down on her Ass, and Trish backs up and Signals for a Brono Buster as the fans go Nuts, and Trish goes for it, and Hits it, and rides, and rides, and rides, Trish then picks up Dianna, and Puts her on the Turnbuckle Next to the Table and Jumps up on her Neck and tries for the Stratusphere, but Dianna Holds on and leaps and Powerbombs Trish right through the Table, and wins the Match as the bell rings.

Winner: Dianna Hardy , at 10:34

Feel So Numb Plays as Dianna celebrates with her new Womens Title, and she then drops it and takes off her shorts to reveal a Black Thong as her fyne Ass is shown as the Male fans errupt and She leaves carrying her Title in her Bra and Panty Thong

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: My God what a Match King, Dianna Hardy pulled it off, in one of Hell of a Match, But Would she have won, If Torrie hadn't got the Lightes knocked out of her by Dare Devil?

Jerry " The King " Lawler: I dont Know JR, but damn that Dare Devil, How dare him to take out Torrie, He must have some kind of reason to do it, but damnit why the Puppies DareDevil Why!

It then fadez backstage as Marc Llyod is shown standin by wit da King himself Shawn Hardy as it fadez in as Marc beginz to talk

Jackass Marc Llyod: Well Shawn tonight is the Night, Tonight you face nWo Legend Rikishi in a Street Fight for the Heavyweight Title, how are you feeling?

King of the World Shawn Hardy: First off you Jackass, Id like to say Congrats to My Sis on her Title win, and In the Main Event, I will destroy Rikishi and Bring more gold to the Royal Family. Now you Ass Clown, Im feeling just fine, I just recently signed to be the Newest Triple X, and I recently did a Commerical for Gadorade, As for that Blonde Bleached Fat Ass, what has he done? Not a Damn thing, He will never be the Man that Shawn Hardy is, he will never be the Athlete Shawn Hardy is, He will never, Beat Shawn Hardy!

Jackass Marc Llyod: Well Rikishi has quite a reputation and He is like he says, a Bad Man.

King of the World Shawn Hardy: Dont make me laugh Junior, This Ass Clown is a Absolute Nothing!! He reputation is nothing compaired to mine, Ive beaten any name you can think of, I was on the verge of being the Best in nWo, but then it closed, well now its Back, and Tonight I will prove that once again why I am the King, and Why Nobody beats a King, This Company has had great Champions in the Past, but im the Present and I will go down in the Hall of Frame, as the Only Man to win the Heavyweight Title in his First match with nWo, Why? Because im Shawn Hardy and I always get what I want!

Jackass Marc Llyod: It is A Street Fight, can you handle that?

King of the World Shawn Hardy: Ha! Hell I basically invented the damn Street Fight if you think about Junior, Ive been in more damn Street Fights then Kishis been at Eating Contest, I personally dont even know why Eric Bischoff re hired this Ass Clown, Hes Fat, Hes Fat, Hes Fat, Hes Fat, and did I mention Hes Fat damnit! But Kishi listen to the King, When I Say, your Ass will respect the High Autority, and Fat Ass Plain and Simple you cant beat me, and This Will be a Night I will never forget and Nothing will go wrong!

Scene den fadez out for a commerical break as Shawn Hardy walks off with a huge ass smile on his face Commericals: Taco Bell, Nas: Gods Son , nWo the Themes Volume 1, nWo Divas: Come and Play on VHS and DVD, nWo Shirt

Scene Comes back as it showz da Game in his Lockeroom Getting Ready for his Hell In A Cell with da Rock as some Kind of Spy Camera Called F-View shows The Game talking on da Phone to someone as it fadez in

The Game Triple H: Haha, sounds great, So the Deal is set, You have signed with nWo?

The Game Triple H: Haha excellent, So when will you be debuting?

The Game Triple H: Haha perfect Timing, nWo 2K3 is coming up and what not a better way then to bring it in!

The Game Triple H: Haha, Yeah. So just like we use to do it huh, Blood and Tears?

The Game Triple H: Sounds Good, Look I got to prepare for my Match and then I got to drop an announcement on the Company later on.

The Game Triple H: Alright, I cant wait.

It den fadez back to Ringside as da IC Title is shown hanging above da Ring and Da Ladder is shown at da end of the Ramp way as da fans are going insane

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: What the Hell was Triple H talking about King, Someone or Something has signed with nWo, and He has an announcement to make later on Tonight? Plus he has the Hell in a Cell coming up!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR its Triple H, he always delivers, and I personally Cant wait to see what he as in store for us, I mean come on He's the Game and He is that Damn Good, and Tonight he's going to prove it!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well Folks up next its the Ladder Match for the IC Title, and the Winner will get a Date with nWo, Well How sould I say this, nWo Personale Jessica, and alots on the line in this Match King, the IC Title, and the date with that gourgous young lady.

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR she doesnt want you, and Might I add, Shes nWo's HOE, hehe!! And She will get a Date with the new nWo IC Champion, and damn they are going to be the Luckiest SOB alive, woo!! She will do anything you want her to, imagine that JR!

Suddenly through da Arena " Cochise " hitz and MSG erruptz on they feet goin insase as da music plays and out walks Kyle Junior to a standing Ovation as he quickly runs down da Ramp and hits da ring with a Smile on his face

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: What a Ovation for Kyle Junior King!! The Former TV Champion looks Pumped and ready to go, Tonight could be his Night King, A Ladder Match is one dangourous Match, and Kyle has competed in many and he May walk out with the IC Title and a Date with Jessica, But can he beat the Sadastic Murdoc.

Jerry The King Lawler: JR Jessica and the IC Title are on the Line, Puppies, WOO!! I think Both Men are going to fight like Whoa to win a Date with her, JR did you see her in Penthouse and Playboy? WOOO!! She is so Fine, and She can come to the Kings court anytime.

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Actually King im a Married Man, but Jessica is a very Beautiful Woman, This Match is going to be Awesome, Kyle Junior had nWo History holding the TV Title longer then anyone til nWo Closed, and now were back and lets see if Kyle Can make more History by winning the IC Title.

Right den " In Da Club " hits in da arena and da Fans errupt in Boo's as Murdoc walkz on out to a huge ass ovation of boo's as MSG is going insane booing him as Junior waits in da ring

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well here comes the Sadastic one King, and If you rember correctly, he is a Former TV and Cruserweight Champion, and won in a memorable match at nWo KOTR 2002, but tonight he's going for the IC Gold, and I think he has a fair Chance, He's been Hardcore Champion on 4 different occasion and Wrestled in the KOTR tourney.

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR this guy scares me, He never smiles, but Tonight I think he Will be Smiling, the IC Title and Jessica are on the Line, WOO!! Maybe a Night with her, will bring him out of that Darkness or whatever he's in, Cause I know I had a Night with Jessica, WHOOO, I would be a changed person to.

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Oh Good Lord King! Murdoc and Kyle Junior, sould be a intresting ladder match, We have seen alot fo Ladder Matches in nWo, and this one, has alot on the Line, and this very well could be a Match of the Year Canidate, both Men are extremely Talent and Both deserve that IC Title.

Murdoc slides in the Ring and stares vicious at Kyle, as Murdocs Song cutz da fans stop Booing and the Bell rings as da match begins for da IC Title

It starts as Murdoc and Kyle lock up and Murdoc Kicks Kyle in the Gut and tosses him against the Ropes and Brings him down with a Huge Back Body Drop, Murdoc Then Picks up Kyle and Drivees him down with a Snap Suplex, Murdoc then Picks up Kyle and Tosses him back against the Ropes and Junior comes back and hits a huge Flying Clotheslines Knocking the Hell out of Murdoc as he goes flying down. " JR: Damn what a Move my kyle " Kyle gets up and Picks up Murdoc and Tosses him out of the Ring, and Murdoc gets up Dizzy and Kyle goes back against the ropes and leaps over them with a Huge Font Flip taking out Murdoc as the fans errupt. Kyle gets to his Feet and Goes under the Ring and Slides out a Singapore Cane and Tosses it in the Ring, and Slides out 3 Trash Cans and tosses them in the Ring, and Turns around as Murdoc is getting up and Murdoc takes him out with a Superkick right to the Mouth. Murdoc goes over to the Spanish Announce Area, and Grabs a Chair and folds it up and walks back over to Kyle as He is getting up, and Murdoc smacks the Chair across his Face as he goes down as the fans errupt. " The King: Geez What a Chair Shot, JR, that was insane " Murdoc starts to Smile and he goes Under the Ring and Slides out a Table as MSG errupts, and He sets it up, and Quickly puts Kyle on it and Murdoc grabs the Ladder and Moves it by the Table and Murdoc climbs it and to the Top and Signals as the fans are Booing and Murdoc leaps with a Splash and Kyle rolls off the Table as Murdoc goes crashing through by himself. " JR: Good God Oh Mighty!! " Kyle gets up and Picks up Murdoc and rolls him in the Ring and Kyle gets under the Ring and Slides in 2 Tables and Junior grabs the Ladder and sets it up and Slides it in, and goes in the Ring and Junior picks up the Singapore Cain, and Murdoc gets up and Kyle smacks it across his Face rapidly as Murdoc goes down and Junior drops the Cain and Picks up the Trash Can and Murdoc Stands up and Junior puts it over his Face, as hes dizzy and Kyle picks up the Cain again and starts Rapidly hitting it across the Trash Can as Murdoc falls Down, Kyle then picks up the Ladder and Murdoc gets up and Kyle Charges with the Ladder, and Murdoc Drop Toe Holds him face first onto the Ladder the Fans errupt. " The King: Damn what a Counter by Murdoc " Junior rolls over Bleeding out of the Forehead and Murdoc picks up the Ladder and starts hitting it across Kyles Chest back and forth, and Murdoc stops and Sets up the Ladder and then Begins to Climb it going for the IC Title and Kyle gets up and Picks up the Chair from the outside and walks over to the Ladder as Murdoc is almost at the IC Title and Kyle Smacks the Chair across his Back and Again and Kyle climbs to the Middle of the Ladder and Brings down Murdoc with a Huge Back Suplex that Shakes the Ring as both men lay on the Ring out, " JR: My God what a Match King, they are giving everything they got " Kyle is the First to Get up, and he Grabs one of the Trash Cans and Sets it down and Picks up Murdoc and Piledrivers him right on it as Murdoc rolls over. Kyle gets up and poses for the Fans as they go Insane, and Junior Sets the Table he brought in up and and He lays Murdoc across it by the Ladder and Kyle climbs the Ladder and Murdoc rolls off and Grabs Kyle by the Throat and Climbs the Ladder as Well and Suplex's him off the Ladder and through the Table as the fans errupt, " The King: Another Table Broken!! " Murdoc instead of climbing up the Ladder gets off, and picks up Kyle through the Table peices and Drives him Down a Silencer, Murdoc gets up and Picks up the Chair and waits for Kyle to get up and he does and Junior Drop Kicks the Chair right into Murdocs face, and Both Kyle and Murdoc go down, as the fans are going insane, Murdoc finally gets up and Begins to Climb the Ladder and Kyle rolls over and crawls up the other side of the Ladder and they Both reach the Top as they Both starting Punching Away, and Murdoc Smacks Kyles Head against the Ladder and Kyle Falls off the Ladder and Murdoc climbs up Some and looks to be reaching for the IC Title and Kyle pushes the Ladder and Murdoc flys over the Ring and through the Fans as they errupt as Murdoc takes out half the first row, Kyle sets up the Ladder again, and Begins to Climb, " JR: He's going to Win it King! " and Kyle reaches the Top and Grabs the IC Title wins as he falls off the Ladder.

Winner: New IC Champion, Kyle Junior at 16:45

Kyle gets to his Feet and holds up Da IC Gold while holding his Ribs and Suddenly nWo Hoe Jessica comez running out and she hitz da Ring and grabs Kyle and him and Her Start to make out, and Suddenly GLASS SHATTERS and da Music playz as Stone Cold Steve Austin walkz out to a Huge ass ovation from MSG carrying a Chair

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: ITS STONE COLD, STONE COLD!! The Rattlesnake is on Smackdown, Oh My God would you Listen to these Fans, they are going Insane, The Toughest SOB in the nWo is here, and live, Oh My God!!!!

Jerry " the King " Lawler: Whys he carrying a Chair, just when we were about to see More of Jessica, he Comes out, whats the meaning of this, I want Puppies damnit, Why Austin?

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: King he has that Look in his eyes, He looks furious and He looks agressive, This does not look good for Kyle Junior or Jessica, If Austin does do, What I think he will do!!

Jerry " the King " Lawler: Get the Puppiesd out of there, this does not Look good Damnit, I was enjoying watching Jessica out there, what does this Texas SOB want, Please somebody get the Puppies out of there Fast, I dont trust that Rattlesnake!

Austin hits the Ring and Junior quickly Charges Austin and the Rattlesnake takes him out the Chair across the Face, and Then Picks him up, and hits the Stone Cold Stunner as NYC is going crazy, Austin then gets up as Jessica quickly leaves the Ring Scared and Da Rattlesnake grabs the Mic and speaks as his Music cutz and He bendz down with da Mic

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?! What?! What?! What?!

Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?! Incase you New York Peices of Trash Forgot who I was, My Names Stone Cold Steve Austin! " Booo!! " What?! I set back and Watched this Trailor Park Jackass Kyle whatever the Hell his Name is, Win the IC Title and celebrate with some Cheap New York Skank Like he was a Big Shot, Son your Stepping in Stone Colds Ring, What?! I Said your Stepping in Stone Colds Ring, What?! Your ass just got bite by the Rattlesnake, What?! You come here with your Little Cheering crowd of New York Jackass's and think your something Special, What?! Your not Special, See you little Bastard, Im Stone COld Steve Austin, and I sign with this damn Company, and I dont even get a Match, thats Pathetic! " BOO!! " I Said thats Pathetic, What?! Stone Cold thinks its a Bunch of Trash, What?! There is not one Superstar back there who Can beat Stone Cold, or have the Career so far ive had, all you little Bastards back there get a good Look at this, cause what I just did to this Peice of Trash will Happen, I bust my Ass each and every damn Week, Whoopin ass and taking names like Stone Cold Does, and I come here and hear about Weak names such as Diablo, Shawn Hardy, Kyle Junior, Well personally Stone Cold Doesnt give a rats ass about any of them! " BOO! " What?! I said I dont give a rats ass for them and thats the damn Truth, there nothings to me, and The day the can be half the Man Stone Cold is, maybe I will shake there little hand, but for now, there nothing but wide eyed Bastards! Im sick and tired of hearing, Diablo did this, Shawn hardy is that, Kyle Junior won this, Its making Stone Cold Sick to his Stomac, What?! I said Its makes Stone Cold wanna Puke, What?! which is why Next Week, Bischoff, Steiner, I challenge this peice of Crap Kyle Junior to a IC Title Match, let Stone Cold Stomp a Mudhole in his Ass and walk that Son Bitch Dry! " Asshole!! " What?! Shut up I said, My Name is Stone Cold Steve Austin and I dont deserve that and come Next Week, somebodys ass is going to Beat! And thats the Bottom Line cause Stone Cold Said so!!!

Austin den gets on da turnbuckles and Poses as da Fans of NYC errupt with Boo's as Da Rattlesnake is ont he rope

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: King, I can not Believe, What I just saw! Austin decided to beat the Living Hell out of the New IC Champion and then Call New York, Trailor Trash, What the Hell has gotten into him damnit, I thought I knew him!

Jerry " the King " Lawler: JR, I dont like Him, He decides its ok to Take out Kyle, then he scares away the Puppies, but He challanges Kyle Next Week to a Match for the IC Title, I Know Kyle, and I know he wont back down from this, but Can Junior step up to the Rattlesnake?

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: I dont Know King, im Still in Shock, That Son of a Bitch Austin decides he can do what he wants, Well Steve this isnt WWE damnit, You better watch you do out here, Somebody back there will whip your ass Steve, Be sure of that!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: I agree, The Hellraising has Begun JJR, and Austin is leading it, All I can Say is, people just better what they do, Cause When he's pissed, He's Pissed, We have to take a Commerical Break, we will be right back! nWo T Shirt, nWo 2K3 Promo, Nike Shoez, Iverson da Awnser, Rikishi T Shirt, nWo Coming events

Scene comez back and it fadez backstage as it shows Eric Bischoff on his cell phone happy as hell as he's talking to someone and it quickly fadez in

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Haha, You completely Took off Torries Head with that Kick Dare Devil, Excellent Touch, and Dont worry, I fired her 10 Minuites ago, Shes useless in this Company

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Ha, Great, so you have re Signed with nWo?

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Perfect, I know Talent when I see it, and you Dare Devil are Talent!

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Oh so The nWo Champion Diablo has never beaten you huh, 1 and 0 over him, Haha I sould have signed you with wCw when I had the Chance!

Easy E Eric Bischoff: You beat Diablo with his Own Finisher? Wow Impressive! Well I have to go, I got something to do, Bye.

Eric hangz up and putz his cell in his Pocket and suddenly lookz up and none other den Diablo is shown standing there with his nWo Title as da whole arena errupts on there feet as da Champ speaks

nWo Champion Diablo: Well, Well, Well, If it isnt Eric Bischoff, And to think, I thought your was busy sweeping floors at Mcdonalds.

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Funny! You may refer to me as Mr Bischoff! So your the Guy that made nWo Extreme, your the Guy who's held the nWo Title the longest reign ever huh, Well to be quite honest, your Name doesnt sound framilar at all!

nWo Champion Diablo: Well " Eric ", While you were down in Atlanta trying to hold your own Peice of Crap Company, " Dubba C Dubya " Together, I was here in nWo Making a Name for myself, Winning every singles Title, and helping by putting your ass out of Buisness!

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Thats the Past, this is the Present, So your suppse to be Extreme, you have been in Every nWo Style Match huh, Well my friend you havent entered a Eric Bischoff Match, and Im sure you know at nWo2K3 that nWo Title you have will be put on the Line in a nWo Asylum Match, a creation of Me!

nWo Champion Diablo: Heh, a Eric Bischoff Creation huh, Well after im Done making it famous they will add it to the List of the Matches Ive made Famous, So Bischoff lets get something straight, You get in my way or decide to play games with Me, Your Ass will be Parylized Head to Toe, Think about it Boss!

Da Scene den fadez out as Diablo leaves smiling and Eric shows a Consirned look on his face

it den Fades to MSG as da fans are going insane and awaiting da next match as JR and The King begin to call it with a Huge Ovation of Screamin New yorkerz

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: King we still have the Hell in a Cell to come, but We saw the Return of Stone Cold Steve Austin, A New IC Champion in Kyle Junior, Dare Devil has re signed with nWo, and the nWo Champion Diablo is in the Building!!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: Yeah JR, Austin made quite the Impact, and thank god Jessica and the Puppies got out of the way, Congrats to Kyle Junior but damn he got his Ass Kicked, as for Dare Devil, Why did he take out the lucious Torrie, and why did Eric Fire her, And I cant believe the nWo Champion is here!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Yes King but...

Suddenly in da arena " Big Pimpin " playz and da fans errupt in huge ass booes as da Commish Reggie Gold walks out wit his arms up to huge ovation of Heated boos

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Damnit what the Hell does he Want! Out of anyone in this Company King, I hate him the Most! All he cares about is himself, and I personally dont see how he got hired in the First Place, what was Bischoff thinking, Shh he thinks he's a Star!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR he is a Star, Did you catch Titanic, I did, He was the Star, Spiderman, Ha he's the all around Pimp Daddy Commish, Theres Only One Reggie Gold JR and your looking at him, and How can they Boo him in his own hometown? Come on now!!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well we may be in his Hometown King, but NYC knows how much of a Jackass he is, He doesnt care about anyone but himself and those Women he calls " Hoes ", and Its really starting to piss me off seeing him around here, Whatever happened to Mick Foley damnit, Reggie Gold claimed the other day he would bring raitings, well with him here, I doubt that!

Reggie hitz da ring and hitz a Pose as da fans are booing like Hell and Da Commish grabs da Mic and begins to Speak as all of NYC is booing

Commish Reggie Gold: Wassup NYC, Yo pimpin Commish has returned home! " BOO!! " Wat da Hell kinda respect is dat Nigga, Dis Pimpin here, I just got done doing a Commerical for Pepsi, and I was wrapped up Spiderman 2 Nigga! " BOO!! " Dont Boo me Motha Fuckas, If it wasnt for me, NYC wouldnt be da great city dat it is, Im Reggie Gold, Dis Pimpin I got in my Blood is a Family Tree, Kna Mean? My grandy Daddy was a Pimp, my Daddy Reggie Gold the 2nd was a pimp, and now me Nigga Reggie da 3rd Gold, a Pimpin Commish, u Feel me Knocking NYC? " HELL NO!! " Well Fuck you den!! Aint no body a Bigga Pimp Daddy den Me motha fucka, Now Id like to discuss sumthin, Earlier you saw da return of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dat nigga came in and beat da hell out of the IC Champion, Kyle Junior, and damn was dat a Whoopin, Well Next Week on Smackdown as yo Pimpin Commish, It will be Kyle Junior defending his IC Title against Stone Cold Steve Austin in a Cage match!! " Huge Ovation " Bout time u start cheering for me!! " BOOO!! " Well fuck u den, Ima da greatest athlete walking Gods Green Earth Nigga, I been in Shoe Commericals, I been in Movies, Hell I have my Cologne coming out called GoldSpice, Yea nice touch huh! This is how Life is if U reggie gold, When you a Pimp and u Roll with me, Everything is off da chains, You can just call me Yo Preisdent, Cause Hell I make da right choices, Ima Pimp, Da hoes love me, and all u Niggas is jealous of me! " BOO!! " Shut the hell up, Sit yo happy meal Asses down, this is Reggies Time, U obey the Gold, When I say Sit, You Sit, When I say Talk, yo ass talk nigga!! Its Every Pimo for dem selves and all u Fake niggas out dere who cant appreciate dis chocolate Hersey, den fuck off, Cause Ima pimpin Commish and I always bring da raitings and da hoes! Da Cage Match gonna be off da hook, cause I booked it, and because, well simply, Ima Pimpin Commish and I take my Job seriously kna mean? " BOO!! " Dont hate, just appreciate, Cause Im Reggie Gold and dere aint a Betta Pimp out dere, holla!

Scene den beginz to fade out for a Commerical as Reggie Poses wit NYC booin him like Hell Commericals: nWo 2K3 Promo, Taco Bell, Gastrol GTX, Lugz Bootz, Reggie Gold T Shirt, Dianna Hardy T Shirt, Best nWo PPVS on DVD and VHS

Scene returnz to da MSG arena as da fans are going insane and it fadez to da announcers table as Eric Bischoff is shown sitting with JR and King getting ready to call the Hell in a Cell as da cell is lowering

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Hello Everyone, Im out here to Simply enjoy the Hell in a Cell, 2 Men Fight o have the honor of Wrestling in a Eric Bischoff Creation, The Rock vs Triple H!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well Im not going to say anything Im going to regret, So let me just call the Match, Folks we have 5 Hell in a Cells here in nWo, and tonight for the first time in History one will be Telvised instead of On PPV, and I Cant wait for this one, its going to be a Slobber Knocker!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: Well Mr Bischoff first, Id like to see say what an Honor it is to have you out here, and Second JR, This Match is going to be a Bloodbath, Plain and Simple, We have seen 5 Hell in a Cells here in nWo, but this one has more on the Line, the Chance to Wrestle for the nWo Title at nWo2K3!

Easy E Eric Bischoff: An Eric Bischoff creation at 2K3, the nWo Asylum, and Either the Rock or Triple H will face Diablo at nWo2K3 for the Title, But Tonights match, another Match put together by by your Co prez, Im testing both the Rock and Triple H, to see how bad they want it!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Trust me, they want it Bad, The Rock a 3 time nWo Champion and the Game, a Former wCw Heavyweight Champion, is looking to hold the nWo Title as well, and this Match will find out who is the better man and the Number 1 Contender!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: Well can they beat the nWo Champion Diablo JR, Diablo is the longest reigning nWo Champion, and at 2K3, Hes going to face one of the best that nWo Has to offer, and In a nWo Asylum Match, created by our Co prez, Mr Bischoff!

Suddenly " IF YA SMELL " hitz through da arena and da fans errupt on there feet and go Insane and out walks The Peoples Champion to a huge azz ovation

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Well folks here comes the Peoples Champion, and does he Look ready, He sould because if he wins tonight, the nWo Asylum awaits him and the Great One better be ready cause its going to be a hell of a ride!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well The Rock looks ready and would you Listen to this Ovation, My God NYC is going Insane for the Peoples Champion, and Tonight could very well be his Night, 3rd Generation Superstar, and Tonight he could very well be in Line for a Shot at becoming the 4 Time nWo Champion

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR The Rock has been in nWo for a long time, and Tonight marks his Return and He is up against the Game, and rember we last Saw the Game at KOTR 2002, as the Undertaker beat him for the wCw Heavyweight Title, And the Last Time we saw the Rock, He lost to Diablo and 2 others in that memorable 4 Way Match!

The Rock hits ringside and looks up at the Cell and enters the Door and gets in the Ring and stands and awaits for the Game Triple H as his Music Cuts, and right den " Time To Play The Game " playz through da arena and MSG errupts in mixed reactions as the Game walks out ready to go

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Here he comes everyone, a Man that I soulkd have hired when I was running wCw, A Man that has been dubed the Cerbral Assasin, and Tonight could very well be his Night, But is he Ready for a Eric Bischoff Creation?

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: The Game has done it before, He has been in the nWo for almost a Year now, and has had quite the Record, He has held almost every single nWo Title there is to Hold, and he has made history at PPV's, But can he beat the Great One inside one of the most Dangrouours Matches, Hell in a Cell?

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR Im ready for this, The Moment the Games Music hit, you can see the adrenaline in his Eyes, and See the Pain he is about to unleash and the Same with the Rock, You Saw the Fire in his Eyes, The Great One vs the Game, Here we go!!

The Game hitz Ringside and looks at da Cell and Smiles and he enters through the Door and getz in da Ring and has a huge Staredown with da Ring inside da Cell as da Bell rings and da Match begins

The Game and Rock stare each other down and they start to throw Punches, Left and Rights, and The Rock takes it over and starts to hit away at HHH, and the Rock tosses the Game against the Ropes and drives him down Hard with a Back Body Drop has he comes back, The Rock Picks up HHH and tosses him against the Turnbuckle and runs and takes the Game out with a Huge Clothesline as he Falls to his Ass, and the Rock picks him up and Tosses him back against the Ropes and Ducks for another back drop and the Game hits the Great one down with a Huge Knee Buster, and the Game, then Picks up the Rock and Drives him down with a Huge Brainbuster, and the Game then goes for an Early Cover, 1...2.., The Rock kicks out, Triple H gets up frustrated and and goes over to the Turnbuckle and takes off the Pad revealing the Steel, and HHH turns around the Rock gets up and leaps and The Game rams the Great One face first against the Steel Turnbuckle as the Rock goes down Hard. " JR: My God what a Shot! " HHH gets out of the Ring, and slides the Rock out and Hunter picks up the Rock and Rams him against the Cell Side, as the Rock goes down Hard, The Game then grabs the Ring Steps and takes them off and Sets them on the outside in Side of the Cell and The Game turns around and the Rock starts hitting away and the Great One flips Triple H by the Legs and grabs his Legs and launches HHH into the Steel Pole as the Game goes down Hard. " The King: Geez did you hear the Games head hit that Pole " The Rock then goes under the Ring and takes out a Chair and slides it in the Ring and slides out a Table and slides it in, and the Rock walks over to HHH and Picks up the Game and Starts Smashing his face against the Cell, 1...2....3.....4.....5....6....7....8....9....10, 10 times the Games face smashes against the Cell and the Rock then walks back over and Grabs the Steel Steps and Picks them up and walks back over to Hunter as he's getting up and the Rock Rams the Steps right into the Games Face as HHH goes down Hard, " Eric: God damn that was heard world wide " The Rock tosses in the Steel Steps and Picks up HHH and tosses him back in the Ring and the Great one covers the Game, 1...2., HHH Barely kicks out! The Rock gets up and Picks up the Chair and Hits it across HHHs Spine as he gets up and The Game falls to he knee's and the Rock drops the Chair and drives The Game down with a DDT, and covers, 1...2..., The Game Kicks out! " JR: What a Match, HHH barely kicked out " The Rock gets up and goes to the Outside of the Ring against and goes under it and tosses in a 2 By 4 in Barbed Wire as the fans errupt, and The Rock gets in and Picks up the 2 By 4 but The Game is Quickly up and Smacks the Rock across the Face with the Chair as the Great One goes down, and starts to gush blood bad, and the Game grabs the Ring steps and sets them up in the Middle of the Ring and grabs the Rocks Bloody Face and takes him over and Drives his Head down with a Piledriver on the Steel Steps! " The King: My God what a Piledriver! " Holy Shit chants start in the Arena and The Game gets up goes to the Outside and pulls out a Sledge Hammer as the Fans errupt, and HHH gets back in the Ring and Swings it across the Rocks Chest area as the Great One goes down again, and HHH walks over and begins to Set the Table up and Sets it up Perfect and Grabs a Bloody Rock and takes him on it and Signals for the Pedigree, " Eric: Here go, Pedigree time! " He tries and the Rock Blocks, the Game tries again and The Rock Blocks, HHH tries for a Third time and the Rock Counters with a Rock Bottom right through the table as he sends the Game and himself through it crashing. " JR: Ive never seen anything like this in all of my life! " The Rock is the first to his Feet as he pulls him self up and Picks up the Sledgehammer and Waits and Finally HHH pulls him self up with the Ropes and turns around and Runs and The Rock takes the Game out with a Sledgehammer shot right to the Face. The Rock then turns over a Bloody HHH and applies the Sharpshooter as the Game begins to scream in Painw hile Blood comes pouring from his Head, " The King: Sharpshooter is applied! " The Game will not Tap out as the Ref is Checking and The Rocks lefts go and Picks the Chair that has Blood all over it and Waits for the Game to get up and Hunter does and the Rock swings as HHH pulls the Ref in the Way and the Rock takes out the Ref like Hell. The Ref goes down hard as the Rock drops the Chair and HHH turns the Rock around and Kicks him in the Gut and Drives him Down with a Pedigree on the Chair, and Triple H makes the Cover and the Ref is out cold, and the Game gets up and tries to Wake the Ref up, and The Game turns around and Picks up the Rock and starts to Hit away at the Great One and The Game tosses him against the Ropes and ducks and the Rock kicks HHH right in the Face as the Game comes up and the Rock drives Hunter down with a Spiderbuster, The Rock then signals for the Peoples Elbow, he takes off his elbow pad, and goes and Delivers right in HHH's heart, " Eric: What a Peoples Elbow by the Rock " The Rock covers and the Ref is still out Cold, The Rock rolls over and goes and walks Towards the Ref and tries to Wake him up and HHH rolls out of the Ring and Carrys the 2 by 4, and Climbs up the Cell carrying it as the fans errupt, " JR: Oh My God, you got to be kidding me!! " HHH gets to the Top as the Rock turns around and watches and The Game hits the top of the Cell with the 2 by 4, and bust a huge Hole in it and HHH climbs through and goes to the Top as the Fans errupt, and HHH stands up holding the 2 by 4, as he calls the Rock up, and the Great one doesnt waste anytime as he goes to the Outside and begins to Climb and he gets to the Hole and climbs through it and is at the Top now with HHH, " The King: Here we go, Here we go!! " The Game quickly swings the 2 by 4 across the Rocks Back Hard and the Game Picks up the Great One and Suplex's Him on the Top of the Cell and begins to stomp away at the Rock, and The Game picks up the Rock and Tries for a Pedigree and The Rock Back Body Drops the Game and the Great One backs up and charges with a Clothesline and HHH falls down as the Rock trips over HHH and falls off the Side of the Cell hanging on for dear life, " Eric: This is the Kind of Action I love " HHH makes it to his Feet and starts to taunt the Rock and the Great one pulls himself back on top of the Cell, and The Rock and HHH start to go at it again left and right and Both Double Clothesline each other down and Suddnely the Middle Cell Breaks and Both Rock and HHH go flying off and into the Ring right next to each other as both men are out Cold, The Rock has his Arm over HHH and The Game has his arm over the Rock, and the Ref crawls and counts, 1.....2......3, " JR: What the Hell, the both had each other pinned? " The Ref gets to his Feet and notices they Both have each other Pinned and Suddenly out runs an Extra Ref as he quickly runs through the Cell door and gets in the Ring talks about it with the Main Ref, and The Main quickly gets the Mic and begins to talk " The Main Ref: After seeing both The Rock and Triple H pinning each other, I am declaring this Match, a Draw! "

Winner: a Draw at 29:34

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: What the Hell, a Draw, we need a Number 1 Contender Damnit!!

Suddenly through the Crowd Diablo is spotted runnin, and The nWo Champion quickly hits ringside, and he walks towards the Cell door and goes in and gets in the Ring with his nWo Title and Triple H starts to get up and Diablo smiles and Kicks the Game in the Gut and drives HHH down with a Soul Reaver as the Games Head hits Hard and Diablo begins to Pose with his nWo Title as HHH is out once again and the fans are going Wild and the Rock is still out, and Suddenly Eric Bischoff leaves the Announcers Table and has a Mic in hand as da fans are still in Shock

Easy E Eric Bischoff: Wait, Wait, Wait!! The Decision is a Draw Huh, Well thats not fine by Me, I did not put alot of damn Money into nWo Asylum for only one Superstar, No, Since this was the final decison as Co Prez of this Company, At nWo 2K3, It will be Diablo defending his nWo Title, in a nWo Asylum Match against Triple H and The Rock in a Triple Threat Match!!!

The Fans in NYC Go Insane as Eric Turns around and leaves smiling and suddenly a Image flashes across the Titan Tron.

The fans go insane and Diablo den Smiles and Da Rock gets to his Feet and Da Champion turns around and The Rock Drives Diablo down with a ROCKBOTTOM , as da fans go insane and the Rock stands tall as Both Triple H and Diablo are out inside the Cell and the Rock gets on the ropez and poses and JR and King take it away

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: What a Match King, I have never seen anything like that in my 30 years in this Buisness!! My God!! And now we know, after the Draw was made, Eric Bischoff announced that nWo 2K3 its Triple H vs Diablo vs The Rock, Triple Threat for the nWo Title inside the nWo Asylum, My God The Silverdome is going to errupt for that one!!!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR im still in Shock, What a Match, The Rock and Triple H gave it there all, in Probaly the Most brutal Hell in a Cell we have ever seen, JR at nWo2K3, Imagine it, these 3 will enter an Eric Bischoff creation, nWo Aslyum, My God, We will be back after these Commerical Breaks!

It den fadez out for a Commerical break as da Cell is being raised and da MSG is going insane after what just happened Commericals: Shawn Hardy T Shirt, Rikishi: Im a Bad Man, on VHS and DVD, Snickerz, Pepsi, 50 Cent Get rich or Die Trying CD promo, nWo 2K3 promo

It den fades Backstage after da Commerical break and Shows Marc Llyod standin by with a Bandaged up and pissed Triple H

Jackass Marc Llyod: Well Triple H, what a Match, And how are you still able to Stand after that Brutal Hell in a Cell which was declared a Draw, But you are going to nWo 2K3 to Face nWo Champion Diablo along with the Rock in a Triple Threat Match.

The Game Triple H: Cut the Crap LLyod, Im Sill Standing Because im that Damn Good, and If you would have saw, I had the Rocks ass beat first, he may have had me down the second time, but I hate the Crocks ass down First, and the Refs knocked out cold, I sould be going to 2K3 Alone, but you know something, I just dont give a damn Anymore, Bischoff wants to Book all Three of us in this nWo Asylum thats Fine with me, Cause I will go in and Do like I always do, Cripple someone and Show them why I am the Game!

Jackass Marc Llyod: Well what are your Comments towards The Rock and nWo Champion Diablo?

The Game Triple H: Rock your ass survived the first Test, Next and final test is at 2K3, and I will Cripple your ass once and for all, I dont give a Damn if you are the only 3 Time nWo Champion, The Game will be making History that night, Being the only man to ever win both major Titles, Crock understand me when i say, you cant beat me and you never will, and as for you Diablo, Your ass wants to come out and Give me the Soul Reaver, well If its Games your Canadian Ass wants, its games your ass will get, Diablo the Asylum will be my Playground and you will be my BITCH!!

Jackass Marc Llyod: There are rumors going around that you have a Dominant Force coming in, Any comments to that?

The Game Triple H: I think its time I let everyone know Llyod, I have 2 Dominant Forces coming in, Starting next Smackdown the First one arrives, and they are just as ruthless and show no Mercy Like Me, and the Second dominant force will be here in 2 Weeks, now expect the 2nd one to make the Biggest Impact! Out of my way!

Triple H pushes Marc aside and walkz off as it fadez to ringside as da Main event for the Heavyweight Title is about to begin as JR and King begin to call it

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Well King up next is the Main event for Smackdown, Rikishi and Shawn Hardy in a Street Fight for the Heavyweight Title! I can already say this Match will be one for the Ages Both men, arent well liked, but Are 2 damn good Athletes, and King tonight, Rikishi and Shawn Hardy will both be tested in diffrent ways!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR the Bad Man has been on a rampage since he has been back, and No question what he will do to Shawn Hardy tonight, or what Shawn hardy has planned for him, both men want the Heavyweight Title and its going to be Insane!

Suddenly through da MSG " Bad Man " plays and da fans errupt in a huge ovation of Boo's for da bad Man as Rikishi walks out with a pissed look on his face

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: 400 Pounds King of Bad Ass ready to be Dropped, I have seen Shawn Hardy compete, and I dont think Shawn has ever faced anyone with this size ever, Rikishi is a damn near hard SOB to get down, and a Hall of frame might I add

Jerry " The King " Lawler: Thats one Bad Man JR, former nWo Champion, Former IC Champion, and the first ever nWo KOTR Champion, and tonight he could become the Heavyweight Champion and add more to that list of Gold he has held, and Would you look at that Bottom, that could be on Shawn Hardy after tonight!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: Shawn Hardy may not come out of this Alive, He's up against 400 Pounds of Bad Ass who has beaten nWo Legends past and present and Shawn is only a Rookie here in nWo, and tonight the so Called King of the World, may prove that he is trully a Living Legend.

Rikishi hitz da ring and starts to prance back and forth waiting and right den " You wanna Be me " Plays and out walkz Shawn Hardy to a Huge Ass Ovation of Boo's from MSG

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: And Could tonight be the Night of the Hardys? Shawns Sister Dianna is the new nWo Womens Champion, and tonight her big Brother could very well become the Heavyweight Champion and add more Gold to that Hardy Family, and King I wonder if Shawn knows He's in a Street Fight cause he looks pretty Confident!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: JR he's the King, He is the next Triple X 2, Watch what you say, He knows He is in a Street Fight, he has the Smile of a Champion written all over his face, but so does the Bad man, They both are Champion Material, and are both dangourous competiors!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: King, Ive witnessed many Street Fights and this One without a Doubt may be the most Brutal ever, look at whats on the line, the Heavyweight Title, and Both Men know whats at stake hear, and Believe me when I say, Were in for a Slobber Knocker!!!!

Shawn hitz da Ringside are and slidez in da ring and poses as his Music cutz and da Bell rings and da match begins

Shawn turns around and the Bad Man quickly takes advantage and Hits Shawn Across the Back knocking him down on his Knee's and Kishi picks up the King and Drives him down hard with a Powerslam, Kishi then gets up and Goes against the Ropes and Drives his Elbow down hard into Shawn and covers, 1..2... Shawn Kicks out! Rikishi Picks up Shawn and tosses him against the Turnbuckle and Kishi backs up and signals and Charges with a Splash and Shawn Moves and Kishi hits hard and Shawn comes from Behind and drives the Bad Man down with a Huge Neckbreaker, " JR: What a Neckbreaker King!! " Shawn gets to his Feet and Picks up Rikishi and tosses him out of the Ring, and Shawn goes out and Pick up Rikishi and rams him against the Steel Pole as the Bad Man goes down hard. Shawn then goes over and grabs a Chair and folds it up and Swings at kishi as He Gets up and Misses and hits the Pole and Kishi gets to his Feet Grabs Shawn and Belly to Bellys him on the Concrete floor, " The King: That had to hurt!! " Rikishi gets up and goes Under the Ring and pulls out a Trash Can and Tosses it in the Ring and Slides out a Table and picks it up and Slides it in the Ring, and Shawn is shown on the Otherside Standing up, and he goes under the Ring and Slides out a Ladder and Picks up and and Walks over towards Rikishi and Rams it upside the Bad Mans Face as Rikishi goes down, Shawn slides in the Ladder and Picks up the Bad Man and Tries to Suplex him on the Concrete Floor, and Kishi blocks and Rams Shawns Spide against the Steel Pole, and Rikishi grabs the Ring steps and Picks them up and waits for Shawn to get up and The King does and Turns around and Riksihi rams Shawn with the Steel steps upside the Face. " JR: We said this would be a Slobberknocker and it sure as Hell is one! " Rikishi Tosses in the Steel Steps and Picks up Shawn Hardy and tosses him in the Ring and the Bad Man gets in and Picks up the Chair and starts to rapidly smack it across Shawns Back and Spine making a Huge Thud as the fans are going Insane loving it, " The King: Oh My God, Rikishis Trying to break The Kings Back!! " Rikishi Drops the Chair, and Picks up Shawn and Tosses him against the Ropes and Slams him down with a Huge Samoan Drop and The Bad Man Covers, 1...2.., Shawn Kicks out! Kishi gets up and Picks up the Bent Chair and waits for Shawn to get up and Shawn Does and Rikishi Swings and Shawn Ducks and Drop Kicks the Chair right into Kishis Face as the Bad Man goes down, Shawn then Sets up the Trash Can in the Middle of the Ring, and the King picks up Rikishi and Snap Suplex's him him on the Dumpster smashing it in and Shawn covers, 1...2..., Rikishi kicks out! Shawn then goes to the Outside and pushes the Timekeaper away and Takes the Ringbell, and gets in the Ring with it and Breaks it across the Back of Rikishis Skull as He gets up, Shawn then rolls Rikishi Over and Applies a Dreaded Figure Four Leg Lock on the Bad Man, " JR: Figure Four King, this good do it! My God what a Street Fight! " It looks like Shawn has Rikishi ready to Tap and Suddenly the Bad Man grabs the Ropes and Shawn has to Let Go, and Shawn gets up pissed and Begins to Argue with the Ref and Rikishi gets up and Signals and Shawn turns around and SMACK, Kishi super kicks Shawn right in the Mouth, " The King: What a KICK!! " Kishi covers, 1.....2..., Shawn Puts his Foot on the Rope!! Kishi then Gets up and Sets up the Table and and then He grabs the ladder and Sets it up and He walks over to Shawn who's trying to get up and He slides Shawn on the Table and Kishi climbs up the Ladder and Shawn rolls off and Climbs Up as Well, and They Both start Fighting and Suddenly the Ladder starts to fall and Both Shawn and Rikishi go crashing through the Table, " JR: My God, Oh My God " The fans start to Chant Holy Shit as Both men lay out Cold and Suddenly Rikishi gets to His Feet, and Drags Shawn to the Corner, and Singals for the Banzai Drop, and he goes to the Top and Suddenly out runs Eric carrying a Crowbar and he hits Ringside and Kishi Drops the Banzai Drop on Shawn, and Calloway gets in the Ring and Takes Kishi out with the Crowbar Across the Face as the Bad Man goes down, and Eric then gets out of the Ring and Stands at ringside and Shawn Hardy crawls over and lays an Arm over Rikishi, as the Ref counts, 1....2....3!!

Winner:And New Heavyweight Champion, Shawn Hardy at 24:45

Shawn Hardy gets to his Feet as the Ref hands him the Heavyweight Title, as Shawn Starts to Celebrate as his Music playz and da King gets out of da Ring and walks up da ramp carring his Gold in joy

The fans begin to Boo as Kishi is still knocked out cold, and Shawn iz still walkin up da ramp celebratin in Joy as Calloway gets in the Ring and Grabs the Mic and beginz as da fans are going insane for him

Baddest Mother Fucker Alive Eric Calloway: Hey Fat Ass I believe I owed your ass that Boy! As long as Im here, you wont ever touch that heavyweight title!

Say My Name playz in MSG are they are going Insane and Calloway poses with his Arms raised up high as da credits is shown and JR and King get da last word

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: My God King, Eric Calloway has cost Rikishi the Heavyweight Title, and we now have a new Heavyweight Champion in Shawn Hardy, Oh My God, My God what a Event, Announced at 2K3 that it would be Diablo defening against Both The Rock and Triple H after that Hell in a Cell came to a Draw, Oh My God King, What a Night!!

Jerry " The King " Lawler: We saw a New IC Champion in Kyle Junior, and we saw the Return of Stone Cold Steve Austin as He jumped Kyle Junior, and Wooo the Puppies of Dianna are the nWo Womens Champion, JR this has been a Great Night, and I cant wait for Next Week, Kyle Junior vs Stone Cold Steve Austin, a Steel Cage for the IC Title!

Good Ole JR Jim Ross: 2 Returns Tonight, New Champions, What a Night, and Next Week I can guarntee there will be Hell to pay in each and every way, Folks thanks for Joining us for nWo Saturday Smackdown, We will see you Next Week!! Fadez to Black