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::: Disclaimer ::: Whud up Dawg! Dis layout u see here waz made by me Jeff, yeah I kno its hot shit, Dis layout has nottin to do with WWE, or any promtion out dere, And this shit better not be takin without my premission and I best get full credit, dont take partz, and by parts, I mean dont take any tablez or shit off of this and add it on to yo onw layout and say u made it, Enjoy this shit, holla 1! ::: End Disclaimer :::

Scene Openz in Tha Parking Lot of Da Sold Out Pepsi Arena in Albany New York as the fans are shown watching over the Titantron as EastCoast is awaiting the Arrival of the New Co Prez as Limos and Carz is shown

" Watching ova the Titan Tron "

Announcer Thuggin J: Well Da Prez JC Garcia is away on buisnezz and has hired a Co Prez to take his Place til he getz back and we have yet to Find out who dat iz, Any ideaz James? JC could have hired anyone, It could be one of tha Superstarz

Announcer James Newman: Nope I dont, I have a few names in Mind but I dont think JC would hire them, What could this Buisness JC has to handle be about it, JC was rumored to be trying to sign some Big Stars.

Suddenly a 2002 Benz comez rollin down tha Rampway Full speed as the System is blasting and Da Hyrdolicz is Pumpin and Suddenly da Benz Stops as the Fans and James a Thuggin are watching over the Titantron

Announcer Thuggin J: Dayum wat a RIDE!! Could dis be Our New Prez, Could dis be the Man JC haz hired to be Co prez?

The Binz Doorz open as Hardknock Boyz Ramone and Rasheed get out as Da Fanz errupt on they feet watching as both Dawgz get out cracking they knuckles

Announcer James Newman: Oh My God!! J would you look who is here, Ramone and Rasheed, The Hardknock Boyz, These are 2 Of JCs good friends but My God what could they be doing here is ECW?? Will someone in the Back please find out this Arena is going Crazy

Ramone: You ready to dis Esa? You ready Rasheed?

Rasheed: Yea lets fuck dis Nigga up!!

Hardknockz walk up to Da Lockeroom Entrance Door and both dawgz go in as The Pepsi Arena erruptz on they Feet fo da Hardknock Boyz as close da Door behind them as it fadez fo a Commerical Break Commericalz: 8 Mile, Snickerz, Foot Locker, Iversion: Da Awsner, And 1, HardKnockz, We Dont Play T Shirt

Scene openz in da Lockeroom Area as Alexis Dayton and Kaley Upshaw are shown outside of Lockaroom 999 as they are shown arguin as it da camera fadez in

Interviewer Alexis Daytona: Fuck u Hoe, im getting dis one im gettin dis Interview, U got Calloway already!!

Interviewer Kaley Upshaw: Bitch why dont u go back to Interviewing That Jackass Shawn Hardy!

Interviewer Alexis Daytona: Ohh Fuck you, You Blonde peice of Plastic, Atleast I have interviwed a Champion!!

Interviewer Kaley Upshaw: Atleast I didnt SLEEP my way into this Company!

Suddenly Billy Hunter walkz into da Scene wit a Mic in hand as he approachez both da Fyne Ladez wit a smile on his face

Interviewer Billy Hunter: Ladies, allow me to do the Interview, and after that maybe all three of us can go get a Bite to eat?

BOTH ALEXIS AND KALEY : FUCK OFF BILLY!!

All three of dem continue to fight outside da Lockeroom and Suddenly da Lockeroom openz and out walkz da HardKnock Boyz as da Pepsi Arena errupts

Rasheed: Who u Niggaz?

Interviewer Alexis Daytona: Well im here to interview u two.

Interviewer Kaley Upshaw: Damnit I am!

Ramone: I like wat I see Esa, two fyne Hunniez!

Interviewer Billy Hunter: Allow me, Hi Ramone and Rasheed my Names Billy Hunter, # 1 ECW Interviewer!

Rasheed: Ha, Ramone look at dis Little Whacked out Nigga, Nigga got da Macualy Culkin haircut, Ha!!

Ramone Stands back and Super Kickz da Hell outta Billy Hunter as he flyz down and both Alexis and Kaley look at both Da Hardknockz

Ramone: Take yo punkass bak to Chuckie Cheese vatto!

Rasheed: Since we got 2 fyne boo's wantin to Interview us Ramone, letz do dis, Alexis yo interview Ramone and Kaley u interview me, iight?

BOTH ALEXIS AND KALEY : OK!

Interviewer Kaley Upshaw: Well Rasheed, Im just wanting to know what you are doing in EastCoast Championship Wrestling, We know Prez JC Garcis is away on buisness, Is Hardknockz in EastCoast?

Rasheed: Dats easy to awsner sweet thing, Damn straight we in EastCoast, NYC baby, it wouldnt be EastCoast witout Hardknockz out dere in dat Ring whoopin dat ass! See We gotta Phone Call from da Prez JC Garcia, He offered uz his main dawgz a Contract, and we rolled down to hiz crib in da Bronx and signed up wit da best damn Company eva, and dats EastCoast, 2 da baddest mutha fuckas in EastCoast, u kno we gonna whoop sum ass and jump sum niggaz, we done it befo and JC can tell you niggaz, we dont play!!

Interviewer Kaley Upshaw: Well is there any one, or any Team in ECW you would like to face or in your Words, Whoop there ass?

Rasheed: Yea actually dere is, Dats one of da Reasonz we signed with East Coast, Dere is 2 Teamz, dat gonna get they ass Whooped by us, lemme start with Team # 1, Dose Bitches in Simiply Elite, dey walk around dis Lockeroom Talkin all da Shit they want, thinkin no niggaz gonna stomp dem down, Well mutha fuckas dat da day of getting yo punk ass stomped is herre, You niggas probaly neva been on a date wit a female, so you beg dis Dianne Gurl to roll witchu, and by da way dat girl lookz u niggaz, she aint like wat she see's, cause when I look all I see iz 2 punkass little Bitches one named Justin and one Name Kyle who think he a Ghetto Child!

Interviewer Kaley Upshaw: Any Messages to the Women in ECW?

Rasheed: yea Kaley dere iz, I see ECW got dem sum fyne Hunniez in da Back, most u niggaz is takin, Well gurlz, any one of u wanna roll wit HardKnockz , holla at uz, we aint hard to find, and rember every nigga in da back might as well face da factz they gettin they ass whooped Hardknockz way!!

Interviewer Alexis Daytona: Well Ramone whats the Deal with You guys the Prez JC Garcia?

Ramone: See esa, We go way bak wit JC Garcia, Dat esa broke got us into da buisness, befo we waz doin dis and we was bak in NYC wit our own Kliq, den JC rolled up and told us bout dis Wrestlin Gig, and we debuted da same night he did, all three of us whoopin sum ass, and it went from dere, Garcia went on and we stayed in NYWF, den in 2001, are boy called uz up, we rolled into CWE, and stomped dem vattoz down like nothing, Den earlier dis year we finally got da big contract and signed wit wCw who was invadin da nWo, and wCw would go on to win da Invasion and put nWo out of buisness, now we in ECW Esa, and every vatto bak dere betta get they ass ready cause the stompin has begun!

Interviewer Alexis Daytona: Rasheed Mentiond there is another Tag Team you guys want to Face?

Ramone: Yeah 2 Lil punk ass mutha fuckaz, by name name of Damien and Ashe Da god dayum BIRD, 2 esas who call dem selves freaks, fuck dese vattoz esas, they holdin dose Tag Belts like dey tha shit, Who da fuck wearz a fuckin mask and carryz a bird and thinkz dey da shit holmes? Fuck if I kno esa but these Mutha fuckas walk round dis fed actin like a god dayum Circus holmes, dey wanna be freakz they can fuckin go play hide and go seek wit da cemetary wit da otha freaks, and sit in a big circle and talk bout who has da whitest skin esa, Ha!! Dese Vattoz in fo a Ass whoopin just like dose bitches simiply elite, I dont blame dem fo backin down like da pussy they iz, cause we will beat dem esas like they was nothin!

Interviewer Alexis Daytona: And like Kaley Asked Rasheed, any Comments for the Women of ECW?

Ramone: Yea any u fyne mamacitaz want to manage HardKnockz, u holla at us Esaz, We da only undefeated team in dis Buisness so Holla if u wanna roll wit HardKnockz!!

Ramone: Now Alexis and Kaley why dont u fyne hunniez go in our lockeroom wit us we show u Hard Knockz fo free?

BOTH ALEXIS AND KALEY : SOUNDS GREAT!!

Scene Fadez out fo Commericals as HardKnockz and Da 2 Ladiez go into da Dressin Room shuttin da Door as it fades to Black Fadez to Black \