...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...Hey folks, and welcome to Raw is War! Just a few nights ago we saw a historical Raw is War, as they always are. Stacy Keibler was able to pull out a victory over Dawn Marie. Edge got a victory over Hurricane, and Hulk Hogan got a victory over Kurt Angle.
...<:|:>...Jerry "The King" Lawler...<:|:>...
It was indeed a great match, but I'll tell you what, JR, I can't wiat until this Friday for the next Raw is War!
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...
It will be a great even, it always is...
...<:|:>...Jerry "The King" Lawler...<:|:>...
And I can't wait to see all the Puppies on Raw going against each other! Kat and Lita, it's gonna be the best! But speaking of best, I've got word that Beauty At It's Best, Pamela Paulshock, will be arriving shortly! We've heard the rumors, but appearantly it's becoem a fact, former wCw Diva has signed with the WWF Xtreme!
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...
I don't know, Kat certainly has been in this business longer, and her experience advantage might come into play in the match, we'll just have to wait and s-
~Suddenly JR is interrupted by the sound of Cole's voice booming on the speakers. The fans and the commentator's turn their attention over to the Titan Tron, where you can see Michael Cole, a mic in hand, standing next to none other than... Trish stratus. The fans cheer loudly at the site of her, she smiles because you can hear them all the way backstage. Trish flips her hair and licks her lips, and smiles at Cole who raises the mic to his lips, and begins to talk.~
...<:|:>...Michael 'The Annoying' Cole...<:|:>...Hi, Jr, King, and fans, here I'm standing next to the lovely Trish Stratus to bring you an exclusive interview, right here on Smackdown!! Now Trish, just a few nights ago you lost your chance to get the WWF Velocity Womens Title. Not only did you lose that chance, but you lost it to your enemy, back from the WWE days, the Pure and Wholesome Molly Holly. How do you feel about this loss?
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...Well, Cole, yah know you can't beat them all. I'll admit, yah, I don't like Molly. Heck, everyone can tell I hate that bi - that stuck up... Snob. You can't win them all, and I've already lost a Title match, not just that, but my debut match as well. That's okay, I'll get over it. Mainly I'll get over it cuz I'm getting a second chance. But Molly's going to brag over beating me, that's what I don't like the most. Yeah, Molly, you beat me, it's not a big deal, yah know? But whatever. The way I see it, Molly is just an over confident virgin who, well, let's just say, can't get a man better than Christian, that is if Christian really is a man at all! Alright, I'll stop there, because I'm not here to talk trash about Christian, though here's a lot of trash to be talked about in that area. Molly is a selfish old brute, whose a virgin now, and I'm betting, will forever and always be a virgin. She has a lot of pent up frustration and anger, it leaves me wondering if all virgins are like that, or if it's just this stuck up blonde. Who knows, and really, who cares. All I want to know is whats shoved up this bitch's ass. Have you ever noticed how conceited she is? Thinking she's better than everyone else, well someones gonna have to teach her differently, and that will just have to be me, I'm guessing. Or maybe Chyna will do a good enough job of it. Speaking of whicch, I'm a little hesitant. Chyna paved the way for Womens Wrestling, and if she gets a hold of that Title, I'm afraid us other Divas wouldn't really stand a chance. And I'm really hoping Molly beats Chyna, actually, simply because if she does, I'll have a better chance of winning. I have a lot of hatred to take out on Molly, and that's gonna give me an advantage over her, for sure. So how do I feel about losing? I'm not happy about it. But I'm not depressed about it, either. I'm gonna get another chance, and you can bet your bottom dolar that I'm not going to need three times at the Title, to make it a charm.
...<:|:>...Michael 'The Annoying' Cole...<:|:>...Before your match, unlike Molly, you weren't around. We saw no promo's and we were unable to get an interview with you, before your match, can you explain your absence?
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...You, as well as the many others, all know Stephanie McMahon and I don't exactly... Get along. And a little someone, who shall remain nameless failed to tell me that WWF Velocity's Smackdown was scheduled for August twenty ninth, and also failed to tell me I had a match. I finally decided to check and see what was going on over here, nd find out that that night I have a match! I did my best to prepare that hour, but obviously it wasn't good enough. But now that I'm here, and here to stay, I won't be giving you any excuses, because I will be here for every event, and I will be giving everyone out there one hundred percent Stratusfaction.
...<:|:>...Michael 'The Annoying' Cole...<:|:>...Glad to hear that. We've heard from all the Divas, excluding your opponent, who just signed with us, and what do you think about the Competition WWF Velocity has to offer?
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...Competition? I'm sorry, I'm not very familiar with that word, Cole. No one, anywhere, is competition to me. I am a Blonde Bombshell, and one Hell of one at that, you have to admit. I may have lost a battle, but how do they say it Cole? I will win the war? Yeh, I think that's how it goes. Now these Divas here, they might underestimate me, thinking that I lost to Molly, so I'm nothing to sweat about. Well won't they be surprised when I become the Womens Champion? Kat will be victim number one, but before I'm done, every single Diva, both on Raw and Smackdown, will have fallen victim to Stratusfaction, one way or another. I don't take my career lightly, Cole, and neither should anyone else. I might be small, but there is a saying I know of that say some of the biggest and best things come in small packages. I'm just living proof of that. Competition? There's no such thing.
...<:|:>...Michael 'The Annoying' Cole...<:|:>...Well those are all the questions I have for now... Thanks a lot for the interview, Trish.
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...My pleasure Cole, that was just in time to, I'm scheduled for a promo in eight minutes, and I've got to get ready. I'll see you later...
...<:|:>...Michael 'The Annoying' Cole...<:|:>...You bet...
~Trish flashes one last brilliant smile at Cole, then to the camera's as she turns around and heads towards her locker room to get ready for her promo. Cole turns to the camera, grinning.~
...<:|:>...Michael 'The Annoying' Cole...<:|:>...Well there you have it, folks, Trish has finally spoken.
~The scene fades as Cole continues to grin at the camera's. JR and King come back into focus.~
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...Some words said by Trish just now, and more to be heard, right after this commercial brake!
...<:|:>...Jerry "The King" Lawler...<:|:>...
Puppies, JR! Puppies are here! Hip hip hooray!
~JR shakes his head in exasperation, as the show takes a commercial brake.~
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~The fans cheer as the shows returns from a six minute commercial brake. But almost immediately after the shows returns, "Feel so Numb" by Rob Zombie begins to blare over the PA System. The fans rise to their feet as none other than Trish Stratus appears at the top of the ramp. She crosses her arms over her abdomen, and smiles broadly at the screaming fans, as Lillian Garcia announces her presence to the ring.~
...<:|:>...Lillian "The Voice" Garcia...<:|:>...Making her way down to the ring... From Toronto, Canada... She is Trish Stratus!
~Trish walks down the ramp, shaking some of the fans hands on her way down to the ring. She gets to the bottom of the ramp and climbs up the steel steps, getting into the ring. She poses at the side, her hands high above her head, showing off her body for the ecstatic fans. She bites her lips and smiles even more at their cheers, as they take pictures. When done posing she grabs a mic from Lillian, who then exits the ring. Trish paces the ring for a few moments, and stops at the center of the ring as her music dies. She expects the fans to die down as well, but they surprise her with a "Stratus, Stratus, Stratus" chant, which booms throughout the arena. When they do finally calm down, Trish raises the mic to her lips and begans to talk.~
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...Yah know, maybe I'm in the wrong place... See I thought there might be some people here that would like some... Stratusfaction?
~The fans break out in cheers once again, then quiet down, and Trish continues.~
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...Oh good then, I'm in the right place. Well, I'm glad you people haven't given up on me, since my loss to Molly Holly, but I guess all of you guys are just loyal. I really do love just coming out here and listening to you guys, in fact if it weren't for you, I'd give up this business. But anyways, to get to the point as to why I'm out here... It seems to me like I got a match against Miss Kitty herself, Kat. Now, hah, that's a crack up. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to sound over confident. But, I mean come on now, this is all Smackdown! has to offer? Kat? Well, that's just fine and dandy, cuz no matter who I face, I will win. Now, yeah, I lost to Molly Holly, Miss Pure and Wholesome, but that's just a minor set back. See, after I beat Kat, I'll get another shot at Molly, and I'm not about to let that Title slip through my fingers for the second time. Molly... There's not a whole lot to say about her. She's just an ugly snob, who died and cut her hair, to the point that she was prettier before, that is if she ever was pretty. And that girl... Hm, how should I put this? She has... Some Junk in the Trunk? Yeah, uh, just a little. So Molly, you're big and tough, you're the Womens Champion... But being the Womens Champion also makes you a target. My target. And there's only one outcome for the match you and I will be having after I beat the Kat... You're gonna find yourself in a position you appearantly haven't ever been in... Flat on your back! But you know that's enough about Molly, I'll talk about her more, when I'm actually facing her. Kat, however, is the center of my attention for the moment. Kat, you were released from the WWE, before it was even called the WWE, you were fired a long time ago. And do you know why you were fired? You were spoiled, demanding, selfish, and, well face it... Ugly. So they hired on more beautiful and talented Divas, such as, as much as I hate to say, people like Torrie Wilson, and Stacy Keibler. You are nothing to the Sports Entertainment. Just a slut that tries to make the boys drool, unlike me, I don't have to try to make them drool that's for sure. So Kat, after being fired from WWE, you're gonna try your luck out on WWF Velocity. Great, just great. But don't come in here thinking it's going to be the same as WWE. It's going to be harder, and tougher, and you're going to have to use more than just your freakish looks to get to the top. When you were still in the WWE, I was just a manager, with Test and Albert and barely ever wrestling except in Intergender matches. But things are definitely different now. Now, I'm wrestling, I'm on top, and without a doubt I am one of the greatest Divas of all Sports Entertainment. Nw I know you held the Womens Champion, for about the same time as me, but the Womens Division changed since you were the Champ. It got tougher and harder, if yo had still been there, I bet anything you would have loss ninety-nine percent of your matches. But then again that's just my guess... So, Kat, just get ready, cuz Stratusfaction never fails to please the fans... And the only way to please these fans is for me to win. Which means, Kat, it's going to be me grabbing that pole and hitting you upside the ass with it. But I'm not going to stand out here and waste my time, when I've got better things to do. So, I'll see you in the back, Kat, hopefully before our little match up, if you get the courage to show...
~Trish drops the mic as "Feel so Numb" by Rob Zombie begins to blare over the PA System once again. The fans explode with cheers and take pictures, as Trish poses one final time. She gets out of the ring and climbs down the steel steps, as a "Stratus, Stratus, Stratus!" chant breaks out for the second time during her presence. She smiles at the fnas, then heads up the ramp.~
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...Some powerful words spoken by Trish, in her first appearence here at WWF Velocity...
...<:|:>...Jerry "The King" Lawler...<:|:>...
And after that, my money is still on Trish...
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...
Well, we have to giv eKat a fair shot to, though her presence here is yet to be felt, King.
~The scene fades and goes to a commercial brake, as Trish disappears behind the backstage curtain.~
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~The five minute commercial brake comes to an end, though the camera's aren't greeted by the fans, because they're showing a backstage area. Th camera's turn the corner, and go a little bit, before turning, and zomming in on a nameplate hanging on a door. It reads "The Rock" and the fans cheer ecstaticaly for the People's Champion. Suddenly knocking is heard, and the camera's zoom out to show Trish Stratus in front of The Rock's locker room, knocking on hsi door. She pulls her hand back and straightens her blouse, licks her lips and fixes her hair. The Rock opens the door and Trish drops her hands and jumps surprised.She smiles up at him, after a moment, and she stutters words.~
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...Um... Hi, Rock... I uh, just wanted to congradulate you on winning your match against Edge, you did an awesome job... But, the real reason I came here was to ask you something. Now, I'll give you time to think about it but...
~Nervous at first, but then calming down, Trish reaches up and wraps her arms around his neck and brings him in for a long kiss. Afterwards she sbites her lip then smiles up at him.~
...<:|:>...Trish "The Dish" Stratus...<:|:>...I think you get why I came here... I'll give you time to think about your answer, on whether you want Stratusfaction... Or not.
~Trish turns around and walks away, smiling to herself. The camera's zoom in on Rock's expressionlss face. The focus then turns from Rock, to JR and King sitting at the commentators table.~
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...Well, I'm taking it that Trish likes The Rock, King...
...<:|:>...Jerry "The King" Lawler...<:|:>...
He gets all the girls, that's not fair...
...<:|:>...Good 'Ole Jim Ross...<:|:>...
What will be The Rock's response? Stay tuned to find out, folks!
~The scene fades and goes to yet another commercial brake.~
