>>>Good Ole' Jim Ross<<<

Hello folks, and welcome to the EWA house show... I'm Jim Ross, and next to me is Jerry "The King" Lawler! Well, King, it seems to me like we've been getting tons of new arrivals!

>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<

That's so very true, JR... But possibly my favorite one is Torrie Wilson! Puppies! This woman is hot, JR!

>>>Good Ole' Jim Ross<<<

She is a very attractive woman, King, I'll admit that... But we've also been getting wonderful male Superstars signing contracts for the EWA. The EWA is budding into quite the Federation, King. And nothing's gonna stop it. It's go -

~Suddenly JR is interrupted by a loud squealing sound of tires slamming on their brakes. The two commentator's and the fans turn their attention towards the titan tron, which shows a silver Plymouth Neon pulling up to the curb of the arena. The driver's door opens, and you see a slender, five foot six, blonde, come out. She's wearing camoflouged shorts, that ride up a little bit, and a tight white tank top that comes up enough to show her belly button. On the t-shirt, in bold black print are the words "Bombs Away" she's also wearing a tight arm band made of camoflouged material, and black boots. She reaches into the car and pulls out a camoflouged duffel bag, slings it over her shoulder and then slams the door shut. She walks around the car, and heads towards the main entrance of the arena. She smiles at the Valet Parker, and tosses him her keys.~

>>>Woman<<<

Take care of that, will you?

>>>Valet Parker<<<

Right away maam...

>>>Woman<<<

Thanks

~She flashes him another warm smile, as he goes to park her car. She opens the main entrance's door, and a gust of air from the air conditioner comes flooding out, blowing her hair back. She walks inside, closing the door behind her. She doesn't get very far until she runs into the Security Guards. She smiles up at them, but they don't return the smile. They stare at her, with annoyance.~

>>>Security Guard<<<

Excuse me miss, but we have to have your name, before we can let you enter...

~The Security Guards look at each other, smirking at her outfit, but loving her looks. She ignores their tone of voice, and how they're eyeing her.~

>>>Woman<<<

Um... My name's Tylene Buck...

~The Security Guards look at each other, smirking once again. One of the Security Guards look down at the list of paper on his clipboard. He chuckles softly, then looks back up at her, looking at her chest, and not her eyes.~

>>>Security Guard<<<

Look, little lady, I'm sorry but you're not on the list... So why don't you just ski-daddle. Or better yet, why don't you ski-daddle to my bedroom, we could have some... fun.

~The woman reaches out, and pulls the Security Guards chin up, holding it tightly, and looking right into his eyes, forcing him to look at her.~

>>>Woman<<<

Try Gunns... Major Gunns...

~Her tone of voice let's him know she means business, but the other one laughs out loud at the name. The Security Guard shakes her hand off his face, and looks down at the clipboard. He swallows deeply, and sends a look to the other guard, which makes him shut up. The Guard turns back to the woman, looking her in the eyes this time.~

>>>Security Guard<<<

Oh... Welcome Miss Gunns... You can enter. Would you like us to have your bags sent to your room?

>>>Major Gunns<<<

No thanks, I've got it. However, what you can do is point me to the right direction of my room. If you can do that much of your job correctly...

~The Guard looks at her, obviously mad about what she just said, but not acting upon it. He stares straight at her, and she returns his gaze icily.~

>>>Security Guard<<<

Go straight, take a left, another left, and your room will be on the right, you can't miss it.

~Without another word Major Gunns walks past the Guards, and they stare at her as she does so. Baffled, the Guards turn their attention to someone approaching them, as Tylene Buck, better known as Major Gunns, turns the corner. Almost immediately she smacks straight dab into Michael Cole. Taking a step back, she looks the man in front of her up and down.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Excuse me, I'm very sorry, we're just in a hurry to meet the new arrival, so if you'll excuse us, we have to go find the -

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Well, what do you want?

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Pardon?

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

You said you were looking for the newest arrival, well you found her, can I help you with something?

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Oh, I'm sorry, there must be a mistake. We don't have two arrival's scheduled, but this interviewing time is scheduled for Major Gunns, so I'm sorry but we've got to go find him, maybe we can get around to you later...

~Tylene covers her mouth, giggling to herself. Cole looks at her curiosly then tries to walk around her, but se stops him by grabbing the sleeve of his shirt, and holding him back. He turns around, looking at her strangely.~

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

I am Gunns, Major Gunns, see?

~She holds up her duffel bag, allowing him to see the words "Major Gunns" embroidered in the bag's fabric. Color flushes Michael Cole's face, in embarrassment. Tylene laughs at his reaction, and lowers her bag.~

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

And you are?

~Cole takes a deep breath, trying to force the color to drain from his face. He looks at her, smiling nervously.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Me? I'm Michael Cole... An interviewer here in EWA. And I'm very very very sorry for the confusion, Major Gunns, I jsut... It didn't say... Anyways, let me be the first to welcome you to the Extreme Wrestling Alliance.

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Thanks Michael Cole, and trust me, next to those Security Guards, you definitely gave me the best welcoming...

~She smiles warmly at him, he gladly returns her smile, the nervousness leaving quickly. He raises his mic to his lips, as the camera's zoom in on the two talking just a little more.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Well, I hope you don't mind an interview, but that is what this time was scheduled for and -

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Of course I don't mind Michael!

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Oh, great! Okay, Major Gunns -

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Sorry to interrupt you Cole... But you can call me Tylene, if you'd rather.

~She smiles at him once, and once again it's returned.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Well, Tylene, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly are you doing here, the EWA, of all places?

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Hm, well really Cole, it's a long story. See, a while back I was in the WCW, of course you know what Federation that is, since I do believe you were working int he WWE, when the WCW invaded, but anyways... When Eric Bischoff came into the WCW, I believe he's the Vice President of the EWA, he decided he didn't like the profanity and the women, so what happened? Five of the top women of the WCW got released, those women being Tygress, Daffney, Paisley, Leia Meow, and myself. Now, I'm pretty sure that every single one of those women, including me, asked for work from the WWE, but unfortunately that wasn't granted. So when the other girls went home, I decided I still wanted to wrestle, and I got into this small-town Federation, the XPW. And that helped me stay in shape until I heard of the opening of the EWA. I, of course, was interested, and met up with some of the Employers. I'll admit it though Michael, I was in utter shock when they whiped out a contract right then and there. But without hesitation, I signed that piece of paper, packed my bags, and got over here as fast as I could. Um, so that's basically the story of how I got here, I guess I still have to answer why I'm here... Hm... Well, Michael, I guess I could put it this way... I'm here because I want to show Bischoff how great and talented women wrestlers can be! In my opinion, the Womens Division has never had much spotlight at all. In fact I could be wrong, but I think that there's only been one time when a Womens Title match was the Main Event. Of course I'm talking about Stephanie McMahon versus Lita, for the Womens Title. But since then, the Womens Division has kinda been left a little in the shadows, and I don't know about the other women in the EWA, but that kind of makes me mad. The Womens Division is a very talented division, and I'd like to show everyone that even though the women are smaller then the men... You know what they say... Sometimes the smallest packages can be more precious than the largest. But there's also one more thing troubling me, Michael. Two of the Divas in this federation have, at one point of time, been in the WCW, those being Torrie Wilson, and Stacy Keibler. Now what about that bothers me? Well, in WCW, the last years of me being there, there was no Womens Title, no way of showing who the best Diva was. So, Stacy, Torrie, and I stayed in the WCW arguing whot he best was, but not doing anything about it. So when these women get the chance, they aren't able to grab the gold! They go on saying that they're the best, but at Invasion, tell me Michael, who beat them? Trish Stratus! They finally got motivation, and a way to prove who the best really was, and they showed that it was neither one of them. So now there's three women originally from WCW, and none of us have ever tasted the Gold. What kind of name is that for the ex-WCW Superstars? I've trained with Torrie and Stacy before in the past. And I've feuded with Stacy as well, when she went by the name of Miss Hancock. But in the back, we were friends, and we got along well. But appearantly things have changed. Anyways Michael, to sum everything up, into one nice sentence... The reason I'm here is because I want to show everyone how great the Womens Division can be, and to show how great former WCW Superstars can be.

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Thanks a lot for that insight of yours, Tylene. Now, I know you just arrived here, and probably haven't had much of a chance to see these Diva's in action, but please, give us your toughts about one of the matches on this upcoming Raw... Stephanie McMahon defends her Title against Trish Stratus and Lita... Who do you want to win, but who do you think is going to win?

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

That's a hard question, and hardly fair, I'd say. All these Divas are great wrestlers, even the Royal Princess Stephanie, and The Long Legged Beauty Stacy. Now as far as Trish and Lita are concerned. Well, just like everyone else, they are great wrestlers, or else they wouldn't be here, Michael. Now of course, I could be like Stacy and clal Lita a man-faced whore or something... Or better yet I could be like Stacy and call Trish a silicone - stuffed barbie doll, but wait... Then I'd be talking about myself!

~Michael Cole smiles, amused, as Tyelene laughs. When she gets a grip of herself, she continues.~

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

But as I was saying, Trish, Lita, and Stephaine, are cool Divas. Now who I want to win, Michael, that's an easy question. I would love to see Lita win. Lita came from a small wrestling company to, ECW, her character wasn't all that great or anything, and she definitely wasn't in any kind of spot light. But then she got hired by the WWE, and things changed. She was in a Main Event, Michael! And that's more than a lot of us can say. She was the Womens Champion as well, and that too is more than what some of us Divas can say. I'm really proud of Lita, for getting as far as she has, and I can only hope to do the same here in the EWA. She's a high flying, courageous young woman, and I hope she'll continue her rise to the top, Michael. We all know she deserves it. So good luck, Lita, I really do hope you win, and take Trish and Stephanie to the eXtreme... But, Michael, I'm afraid who I think is going to win isn't the same as who I want to win... See, who I think is going to win is Trish Stratus. Now I know, Stephanie thinks she's better and all, but really Cole, until I get involved in a match with her, I'm not going to say anything bad about her. Just like until I face Trish or Lita, I'm not going to knock them. Trish, Trish has what it takes. She's an awesome Diva, and she's proved that time and time again, when she won the Womens Title and defended it time and time again in the WWE. She's a deserving Diva, just as all of them are. Um, she's trained hard, and she's been waiting for the day to prove herself. Well, Raw is her day to do just that, and I wish her the best of luck, along witht he other two divas participating in the match up. I know that no matter what the outcome is, they'll deliver a worth while match, and give the fans their moneys worth. As Trish would say... There's one hundred percent Stratusfaction Guaranteed!

>>>Michael Cole<<<

That seems like a reasonable perspective on things... Now, if you're alright with me asking this... Do you have your eyes set on any of the male Superstars? You know to manage, be a valet for, or something... Well, more?

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

I'm never going to let you interview me again, if you keep asking me these hard questions, Michael! I'm just kidding... Hm. Well, you know unfortunately none of my old buddies, members of the M.I.A, such as Hugh Morrus, plan on joining the EWA any time soon... At least not to my knowledge. And well, after everything I've been through with them, I can't see how I could join another man, and have as much fun as I did with the Misfits In Action. But, oh well, I guess people could retaliate by saying I turned on them, when I helped Lance Storm pick up a win over the M.I.A, but let's just say... I was a bit brainwashed then... But, the guys here... Well, all of them are extremely talented, as I've stated repeatedly. Hm... I haven't really "set eyes" on anyone in particular, no. And I am open to anyone who wants me to manage them or whatever... If they don't that's fine, Michael... I'm here to wrestle not be some boy's toy, however if a relationship with someone fits in, I won't knock it away. We'll just see if the boys like me or not... But, Michael, tell me, do you see anything here that's not to like?

~She holds out her arms, showing herself off. He looks her up and down, blushing slightly, then returning to her warm gaze.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Nope, I don't see anything I don't like...

~Major Gunns giggles, crossing her arms over her abdomen once again.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Well enough about other things that don't really concern you... How about your match this upcoming Raw?

~Tylene's eyes widen in surprise.~

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

I have a match on Raw?

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Um, yeah... Against Torrie and Stacy Keibler, the winner goes on to face the Womens Champion at Summer Slam... Didn't you know about that?

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

No, I had no idea... I guess the phone call earlier was to tell me that, but my cell phone battery died on me... Well, Michael I was wondering what I was going to talk about when I finally got down to the ring, now I guess you've answered that question... Thanks, Michael, but I think it's time for me to get down to the ring, and talk about my match, since I finally know about it...

~She smiles, and he returns it.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Of course, oh and the ring entrance is your next right, and then the next left, you'll see it, cuz almost everyone hangs around in that area...

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Well, I'll see you later, Michael, I'm sure...

~She gives him one last smile, then begins to walk in the direction he told her.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Hey Tylene!

~Major Gunn's swings around, smiling, looking at him.~

>>>Michael Cole<<<

Cole... You can call me Cole... It's my last name, but everyone seems to call me that...

>>>Major Gunns a.k.a Tylene Buck<<<

Cole... Cool, bye... Cole

~Major Gunns turns back around, and starts heading for the ring entrance, as Michael Cole stares at her, smiling, from behind. The scene fades and goes to a commercial brake.~

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~The EWA show comes back from the commercial brake in just a few moments. Almost immediately, the camera's focus on Good 'Ole Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler, commentating at the commentator's table.~

>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<

Well, folks, welcome back! For those of you just joining us hear at the EWA show, just moments ago we saw the arrival of former WCW Diva, Major Gunns!

>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<

Yeah, and get this... Stupid Cole thought Major Gunns was a guy! Now, JR, tell me how someone can mistake that beautiful creature, for a man?!

>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<

The man was just doing his job, King... No one told him what or who to expect... Besides Major Gunns isn't a very feminine name...

>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<

Maybe not, but if I ran into her, even if I was supposed to interview someone else, I would have spent my time on her... Did you see her "guns", JR? Her puupies I mean?

>>>Good 'Ole Jim Ross<<<

Well, just like about every Diva in this Federation, she's a very attractive young woman. She's got a good sense of humor, and she seems very nice, I can't imagine that it will take very long for a man to come looking for a manager, King...

>>>Jerry "The King" Lawler<<<

I wonder if she'd be my manager, JR...

~As King contemplates the possibilities of Tylene being with him, "Feel So Numb" by Rob Zombie begins to blare over the PA System. The fans rise to their feet, looking at the top of the ramp curiously, and the two commentator's also give their full attention to the top of the ramp. A loud explosion of cheers erupts as none other than Tylene Buck, better known as Major Gunns, appears at the top of the ramp. She makes a gun shape out of her pointer and middle fingers and her thumb, on each hand. She raises them to her lips, and blows on the tips of her fingers, her signature "guns" taunt, causing the fans to get even louder, if possible. Major Gunns continues to taunt the crowd, running her fingers through her hair, after doing her "guns" taunt, until Lillian Garcia announces her arrival.~

>>>Lillian Garcia<<<

Making her way down to the ring... The newest Diva of the EWA... Major Gunns!

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