Funny Quotes
I have been waiting all my life to meet you. But now that I have I really wish I didn't.
If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have I would have one dollar.
You said you can do anything. well can you disappear?
You said that if I won the bet you would give me 1,000,000 dollars. Well I won. So where is my money?
Try to understand it's not about the people it's about the money$$$$$$$$.
Hold on let me think about it. Ok I thought about it long and hard and the answer indefinetly no.
You can take away my freedom but you can't change my attitude.
You can break my heart, but at least keep the kidneys.
You have five seconds to hide: 1,10,12,125 ok I counted long enough, here I come.
If you thought you could get off the hook this easy then think how hard it is to go to jail.
If 5 minutes are this painful, imagine how painful 10 might be.
If you're butt ugly at this young age imagine how ugly you will be 50 years from now.
Lookin at your face makes me suffer, if I look any longer I'll die.
Take a long hard look, but don't make it THAT long.
I may be picky I admit, but I'm better than a hooker or bitch.
I can end your suffering with the click of a button.
