Up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, f-uck no! It’s Quick Lightning! The newest wrestler to sign with the CMF at Domination! Quick Lightning is backstage the CMF arena waiting in his Quick~Cave (locker room) for Triple H to come by and welcome him and give him a mission (match). A red head comes in and sits next to the standing ‘superhero’.

QL: “How may Quick Lightning be of service to you mi’lady?”

Lady: “My name is Paige McGowan and I’ve been sent by Triple H to welcome you to the CMF and to see if you need anything.”

QL: “Well Paige, it is a pleasure to meet you, and I hope to be seeing more of you, but being superhero I am quite busy.”

Paige: “Superhero?”

QL: “Ah! A doubter in my midst! Your doubts make you evil and I do not associate with evil doers! NOW OFF WITH YOU BEFORE I USE MY QUICK STRENGTH TO DEAL WITH YOU!”

Paige: “Um I’m not evil, not by any means.”

QL: “Okay, but I believe you. You sound sincere is what I mean.”

Paige: “So when did you find out you were a superhero?”

QL: “When I was about ten years old I noticed I was stronger then other kids and I could move incredibly fast! I was always a comic book kid and I knew the symptoms to a superhero quite well. So I honed my skill and now I am the best crime fighter you’ll ever come across.”

Paige: “Hm, I like superheroes.” (grins) “Maybe you’d like to get something to eat later tonight and talk more with me?”

QL: “You don’t have to be a superhero to say yes to that mi’lady!”

Paige: “Well I’ll go tell President Helmsley you’re fitting right in then, okay?”

QL: “No, no need for you to overexert yourself, I’ll go tell him. I need to talk with the man anyway.”

Paige: “Thanks, I could use a breather. You mind if I stay in here while you go and talk to him?” (QL shakes his head) “Thanks.”

QL: “Anything for a beautiful lady such as yourself.”

QL exits his locker room and heads down the hallway as he comes to Triple H’s office. As QL reaches Triple H’s office he enters. Triple H doesn’t even notice QL enters, just continues his phone conversation. Triple H hangs up and jumps as he sees the masked man standing there with his arms crossed standing with excellent posture. Triple H then smiles and offers him a seat, and he accepts and takes his seat in front of Triple H.

Triple: “Oh right you must be Quick Lightning, but hey listen I am in no mood really to deal with any new stars, I have this Mexican who stole my Benz and my title…”

QL stands up and slams his hands on Triple H’s desk. Triple H jumps as he is startled, but then regains his composure.

QL: “There is an evil villain already lurking around the CMF eh? No need to fear! Quick Lightning is here! I’ll deal with this evil doer if thou desires of me so!”

Triple H: (smiles deviously) “You know Quick Lightning you could have many possibilities against my many enemies, all of which are evil villains that need dealt with.”

QL: “I am here to cleanse the world of all evil! I am yours to command, as long as you are pure and good.”

Triple H: “Oh I am, trust me.” (continues to smile deviously) “I’m one of the most purest people you will ever meet, my heart is filled with so much good! I run CMF for the fans, not for me. That’s how good and pure I am.”

QL: “That you are, I have seen you on television fighting the forces of evil all by yourself! You need a man of my caliber to combat them with you! Citizen Helmsley, your promotion is about to turn out for the better, as evil becomes more minimal than ever before! Citizen Helmsley, Quick Lightning is here to save the CMF! Quick Lightning is here to save the day!”

Triple H: (smiling deviously still) “You know Quick Lightning, this is the start of a beautiful alliance possibly. I look forward to working side-by-side with you to ‘vanquish evil’ out of the CMF.”

QL: “Now if you don’t mind, I have citizens to save.”

Quick Lightning gets up and jumps out of Triple H’s office as a loud ‘Whoosh!” sound is heard. Triple H watches as though he just saw QL fly out of his office. The scene cuts off to black.