Hey, putting the quotes into the bios would take up
too much room, especially for Dillon because he has
so many great lines. So I left one quote in their bios
and put the others here. Some of them are not exactly
teen quotes, but they were in the scene.
Skye: Hey. What's the occasion?
Dillon: Debut of my magic act. I start my new job as a
maitre d', and then I just might stop by prom.
A.J.: Who's the unlucky girl?
Dillon: I'm going solo.
Skye: Ooh, just like A.J. when he can't find a date.
Maxie: Um, would you tell Dillon that his date's here?
Skye: Uh, Dillon, you might want to see what popped
out of your hat.
Dillon: S plus E plus X equals L.
Maxie: Capital L.
Dillon: I'm guessing in your equation, sex equals
humiliation.
Maxie: Capital H.
Lucas: I came in looking for that party you told me
about and Maxie was there.
Georgie: Oh. And then your lips just got vacuum sucked
to her face -- is that it?
Nikolas: Come here. Close your eyes.
Emily: Hmm. More snuggling. I think I'm about to be
spoiled.
Georgie (to Dillon, when he hands her a new knife):
You really don't want to hand me sharp objects right
now.
Officer: The kid's under arrest.
Mac: For what?
Dillon: Broken taillight?
Officer: More like grand theft auto, destruction of
public property.
Mac: Dillon stole a car?
Officer: Well, A.J. Quartermaine reported it stolen a
half-hour ago. This guy's plowing down parking meters
with a hummer on Elm Street.
Mac: Do you have anything to say for yourself, Dillon?
Dillon: Uh -- yeah. Yeah, those things are a bitch to park.
Mac: So you were intentionally plowing down parking
meters.
Dillon: It's a stupid place to put parking meters.
Georgie: I cannot believe you did that.
Guy: Yeah, I thought I saw something.
Georgie: You yelled, "gila monster on the ice."
Guy: It was small and scaly. It could have been one.
Georgie: Don't they live in the desert?
Guy: Well, maybe they migrate in the winter. Ok, so I
wanted to see the guy with the mullet wipe out on the
ice. But you laughed for, like, five minutes
afterwards, so don't make me sound like satan.
Guy:Does it ever scare you that america's youth is
being influenced by people that are probably having
acid flashbacks during lab?
