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A awesome story for you...by me

one day Tori and Tiffani were walking down the street and they seeded some flowers,soo they picked them and ran, cuz they stole some old ladys flowers and they went to Fannys and gotted some clean clothes then...they gave the flowers to Fannys mum she laughed and said not to get caught so then Tori and Fanny jumped in the beach place then when they were walking home they seen Meghan and they said hey! and Meghan said Hi so Tori,Fanny and Meghan went to the tennis courts and on the way they seen some more pretty flowers so they ran up and picked them but then an old lady came out with a broom and started chasing them because she could and she was yelling "come back here with my flowers or i'll call 9-11, 9-11 you pre-verts.
that was our story..there will be another one comin soon to a store near you????


another story

once there was a lil boy..no girl her name was fanny. the end....



the bestest story ever to be told on the history of story telling
Once there was a magical land where magical shapes roamed.They were the coolest magical shapes that ever lived. The leader of the magical land was a super triangle named Steve he was sexy...anywayz all the girl shapes loved him and they tried everything to get him to like them. Steve had everything that a magical shape could ever want except one thing. He wanted a magical cookie stash more then anything in the world and he would do anything to get them. There was one other thing that he wanted.He wanted some circles.Not magical circles just boring plain ones. He wanted friends.He had none because he was sooooo sexy that none of the guys liked him because they were jealous and all the girls liked him but he thought they only liked him because of his sexiness and he wanted someone to like him for his personality.So one day a lovely octagon named Hayley appeared. She was very intelligent.The first time she saw Steve she hated him because he was with all those girls.She thought he was just a big player.But then one day Hayley knocked into someone "dammit" she thought. It was Steve.So they started to talk and Hayley soon realized there was more to Steve then his sexy good looks. He was a person with an opinion and he hated the way all the girls hang off him.Steve really really liked Hayley so he decided so ask her out on a date. She said yes. They went to a rock concert.Then they went out for dinner and stayed up all night talking.They really hit it off. But they couldn't become boyfriend and girlfriend because stupid sexy Steve is afraid of commitment. But they did live happly ever after together.

by Tori Dauphinee and Steve Gannon
Starring the lovely Steve as the magical triangle.

meow said the dog....

Tori's shout-outs to dudes..and then some..

Fanny- yo g DON'T STEAL THE GODDAMN FUCKING FLOWERS YOU PRE-VERT. hows walter?? stop attacking me you lil fucker. lol your nagitivity pisses me off-good night. OOooOOooOO walter.....9-11 whats dig gonna think? your teen daughter who loves to pick up hot guys and party?? what the hell??What a bomb baby...Turtle Turtle am i not turtle enough for the turtle club??if the price is right i'll fly up your ass-dig the man!! hes bomb but wheres your legs? there your get away sticks.later dayz wait a second you live at my house...meow?..i wonder what would happen if i put the juice in the microwave????dun forget lil robert...we left him there where he died. IT WAS FAKE THE GODDAMN FLOWERS WERE FAKE!!!if i was a jelly fish where would i be? dude if i were to kick your ass where would you land? such questions for such a tiny mind....dude you are such a blonde.what was with darryl and that movie?? he loved it!! the evil kittys will get you!!watch your back!!!

Meghan- whats new? BOO..the mauffin!! hows about ste.annes partner?? gummy worms!!!!! oh boys! 'le diable' hows it britney spears? skirt short enough?? come on you remember John!!! fuck which one was it?? there was 3??it melted to the heater....don't get caught..for i is super tampon!!!want a pad???those juices were gross..member when you woke up in the middle of the night scream oh fuck with your hands under the blankets????oh boy that sounds dirty but your fucking leg was broken!!!!!!it went retarded.hows the mountin dew??? DON'T RUN OVER MY DOG!!! holy crap i have to learn how to stop swearing or dude your mum will kick my ass. like at that soccer game when i yelled Fuck i thought your mum was gonna kick me..oh well 'funny' and do not forget the fishes on the bookshelf with the macoroni?? we gotta beat alison up k? dude "be prepared" is 3 words k??? always be wrong its the right way to go...alrighty then

caly-am i not turtle enough for the turtle club?? TuRtLe..TuRtLe..hey bob whats new g?sum 41!!!..jew?i is better then you....and then some, you can do a sumersault. why did you give my nose to steve? how was scream at 5 in the frickin morning? we got yelled at by my nan for bein on the puter at 4:30 in the morning.WHAT ABOUT BOSTIN???hows about a snowball mr.coach sir? wheres sean? damn he was sexy. "hey don't make fun of my son. hes not a wimp"...or is he?? he wouldn't jump in the mud puddle...tai you've gotta come down my house again...dynamite tick tick tick tick BOOM!!! sorry g i got alittle carried away. anywhoz what ever happened to StRaNgErZ WiTh CaNdY??? we gotta work on that...DARRYL!!! dude just never go to the shaggin shack k? i have the coolest room ever don't i??HOLY CRAP!!! it has a zipper, like oh my fuck, theres a zipper!!

Dnl- hey yo..meh i is tordi..you was the only one left up at 4:30 when we went to get tickets to sum 41.BILLY IDOL!!4:30 in the morning..hows the snowboardin??better question whats a duff?? meow don't fart on my head...OH MY GOD i gots it member when my brother kicked you out and was gonna make you walk home???fuck i was laughing so fucking hard i was crying. i almost flew out the door when he was driving away!!!damn that was great.dun forget the movies ha we ran away but i found 10 bucks! your sister is really a lil boy....what do you do??later dayz your jealous of my cool ass room aren't you??? KEVIN!!! sorry dude but hes just a dumb blonde, we really gots to buy a van when were older and travel around in it! but first we have to paint it rainbow! WITH BLACK!!!!never,ever inhale the hole thing, you will fall off the rock coughing....lol

steve- hows it??dude i gots your virginity...just a joke what do i do??? fannys the lil boy. lets push her in a ditch. do it up??? aren't you gonna get the condom???its floating away!!hes fruitier then a fruit cake...lil C? roll the dice..is she a hoe?? the schools leaking!!! what the hell? lets bore her until she leaves. what were you doing when we went to get you? damn i don't think i want to know. its bob ghetto!!! she has the cancer pox...run!! the graveyard flowers were fake!!fake i do believe....sexy steve falling down the stairs is the best you should try it sometime.NEVER rape the little kids though that was funny when he actually came over. i think he wanted to be raped..kinda scary isn't it..remember that story we made up about you? mme.bernier? dude so how did that thong look on her? what the fuck but at least you got with all those girls and you passed out on one..silly steve dicks are for chicks....lol. and lezbians rock wanna go out??..hows about the fence damn what a turn on..CUFF!!!hey were married hows the seven..ten children....is it now??by the way where are the boxes. dude i really gotta get you drunk sometime.. it'd be great.yeah i know i look good in just caution tape...you wish you were there,lol...Damn i want you so badly, i'm just a horny bitch, but i need you to be my teddy bear,i would have gotten it, if i was wearing pants, but i'm not because its my room and i can do whatever i want..... you haven't cuffed me in the longest time, does that mean i've been a good girl?i sure hope not. UNH! whats with you and being mental? oh its your monster noise....*lick* your my sippy boy. Harder Harder Harder!Towee's getting impatience.....*Roar* its like a baby dinosaur..or a baby Steve..Nakee baby..ewwwnakke babies...but Nakee Steve...yummy *drools* lol Fuck i love you!Hello Clairese!..i'm so sorry about that! love ya hun

veronica- JESSICA!!! ahh run..hows the purple braces? *grabs your hood and makes funny noises*....and then some..i was CHOKING on the cough drop... what a shit...STE.ANNES!!!...i got some eggys i got some eggys i got some eggys and your jealous cuz you don't!! remember when we went into the boys room and i slapped Brads ass and he said "no matt not now" fuck i nearly pissed myself that was great. No Mr.abberz...we weren't in the boys rooms......RUN!! what was with the pads?SHIT i just got tampons in the mail!!!!! what the hell??? anywayz call me SPERMS!!!!!!!!SPERM #2

ABBERZ- it was you....you with the tampons. everyone was waiting for us to come down but we were having a tampon fight. i kicked your ass at that game!!'super tampon' never shove sticks up old ladys...hows your grand mothers uterious?? is it still falling out?? oh god we were laughing our asses off. oh man so many good times..i'm gonna kick your ass for dropping out!!. STELLAR!!!!tell Kat i said howdi k? oh and tell Mr.Abberz i said hi too..later dayz

stephy- don't worry i'll get steve. so how was camp?? MMOOPP!! dude i made you piss yourself at ste.annes, "can i sleep in your guys room tonight? rach locked me out" >>MEghan" you can sleep in the closet" dude lol that was great. DON'T DRINK THE VODKA better yet dun go to school with it!!! damn the good old days..yummy natchos.if i dressed like a hooker would you still be my friend??? better yet why would i want to dress like a hooker? damn bitch it goes under the red ones...shit son wanna rap? you stupid mofo..frigg dude i gotta get steve damn hes fine anywayz english is the best class ever!!! come on i mean just eat the stupid mentos. SPERMS!!!!!!!!!!!! sperm number #3, you fucking pissed on the road!!!! what the hell??? that was soooo funny, then the car came and you had to jump into the ditch, laugh my ass off, i was down on the road crying it was that funny, lets smoke some doobies!! the aliens are coming!!! grab water!!, dude that movie was the best, to bad you missed half of it because you were hiding in your hands..lol, you didn't get to piss on the road again...aw darn, well i got to eat the fat indian man....lol i'm gonna eat your arm with a loaf of bread,FEED ME FOOD AND I'LL BE HAPPYknitting with our fingers i don't think will ever finish the scarf, anywayz always eat your tv dinners, you ever jumped me at fitches, like what the hell, lol i had to carry the head, i can't believe you jumped the body! Matthew Snow was soo jealous, Nicole was All over Bradley...lol damn she just can't get anyone, even my brother!!! and thats saying ALOT!

justiney-yo...shit i mean word? i'm never commin down on sundays.i did look good in them bathing suit top,capris and high heels didn't i? don't forget to add the tiara. damn how many pieces of toast can you eat??...lets hide tylers bike..shit where did it go??justine you lost tylers bike...no wait.its right there see it??NO!! damn that wasn't it "MARK!" come and help us find tylers bike..that was great and yes i is a nut a good one though.remember soccer when i told that girl to FUCK OFF!!! dude everyone was laughing....but she hit me..then again i hit her too...i think she started to cry..lol

huggies for my soccer team we kickass....and then some!!! we WILL win the play-offs because we eat lots of frosted flakes and they make us GGRREEAATT!!!!lol and i will never ever leave my half circle i'm telling ya thats the best just don't forget to knock! and why are all...or most goalies man like? i mean our goalie isn't a man shes like the only one that doesn't look like one i mean damn there just ugly. and mr.coach sir you are the best!! just never put me on left-mid or i will kick your ass..lol stick it up!!

i do believe that i have lots more to say..

Ben-you are so useless when it comes to topics to talk about.so umm...meow what is with this meow dog thing i've got going on? does it even make sense?? and give me back my phone number..or use it??, BENJI, dude i love you, your the best, and your so friggin cute about it, i'm charlotte and i play with nunchakus, were never doing that again!!!BENJI!! B-JAMMIN, THE BOY SLUT, the one man show the one hit wonder!!!Franklin is such a dirty boy! he slept with bear and messed around with his mumma! SoCk PoRn!hunny we're the best...lol you sexy bastard you later hunnyz

sheena-hows it? have fun hanging out with fanny..lets buy some mauffins?? don't get those glasses.that old man talking to us..what did he say anywayz?? though yes you are broken. at least your pulse isn't like 109 like mine. Meghans was only 67!!!...dude maybe i'm the one thats broken.

Marshall- my strawberry boy..hows it? i still got your virginity in a bottle..and no you may not have it back. how did you manage to get Meghans glasses hit by a car??? dude you gotta be some kinda drunk or stupid...i'll go with stupid.

Rowen- dude you are the funniest thing ever...hows cheerleading and no matter what you say i am NEVER going with you to cheerleading. go swimmin it makes everything better. singapore curry noodles are the best but we only had 10 minutes to get back to school. ste.annes. 'super tampon' what was with the orange juice?? the teacher really thought i was insane!! i is le diable....what was with that? it was always joey and his pimpette....she was pissed. remeber when we broke emilys bed??? shit that was funny.You are such a lipgloss spazz! you buy a new one every second day! and no i didn't pee on the floor i left that for stephy..later dayz

Ellen- hows it? dude you are the funniest when it comes to rain...i give you a 8.5 and i can do better. i love the rain why'd it have to stop? he put me on forward!!! i was talking with meghan the whole time....don't you think that guy was sexy???i say fuck it..why not? Amanda...the goalies brother is soo hott damn gotta have him...yell at the cops DRUG BUST!!!!! they would have been crazy if they pulled us over. remember the guys when we stopped at the store and we got your mum to beep at them when we drove away. god that was crazy. how about yelling out the car window pretending to be a cat????i am so fucking insane.

Rachael- you still think i'm reatarded don't you???well i am!! ste.annes was great i can't believe you locked stephy out!! that was crazy but i think it was mine and abberz fault because we jumped you well you were sleepin. oh well she pissed herself in the end..lol whats with all the purple?? your whole freakin room is just purple!!its insane

steves brother- but we wanted you to come out and play!!!!not steve though he is pretty sexy.

scary ass people- what the fuck are you doing on our site???go away!!!!!

robert- hey robert..whats so great about that??how do i say it cute???

Brad- don't be mean to fanny ok? shes just alittle boy..whos retarded as hell!! what a blonde.

Felicite- hows it? don't kick me i'm warning you..the last time you kicked me you left me half dead i mean what a bitch!! the next time you kick me i'll find the strengh with-in (what a joke) and i'll get up and kick you in the head until you die...and then some!! anywayz hope you get Nick.

some old man- dude your the sexiest but what the fuck are you doing working on a corner your an old fucking man for fucks sake get off the corner and find a real job!!!

pre-vert i'm going to dail 9-11 you pre-vert you sister fucker..i'm going to dail 9-11????

Mitch the Bitch- what the hell are you doing out of my room???get the fuck back where you belong you bitch!!!dude your the best....

Dudes this is the greatest.....

IF THERE IS ANYONE I'VE MISSED THAT WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SHOUT-OUT FROM ME JUST WRITE ME AN EMAIL AT badgirl1_4ever@hotmail.com BUT DON'T FORGET TO GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH LIKE A FUNNY MOMENT OR SOMETHING OK????WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS???ITS LIKE YELLING AT YOU PEOPLE OR SOMETHING SO I THINK I SHOULD STOP.....thats better

Fanny's shout-outs

TORI-What the hell do ya think your doing??How's them garlic fingers??your negativity pisses me off goodnight!those goddamn evil kittys kept me up half the night!!stupid cancer juice! those f*uckers stole my getaway sticks!!can we have pancakes tomorrow? HEY! are the pancake guy?Who was that sister f*cker?HEY! it's the pre-vert call 9-11!The beard!!I can't beleave the flowers were fake! stupid steve! Do you remember what i found floating in the water??but then steve stole it!!Don't push me in the ditch!Let's bore her untill she leavs!EwEwEw Colin!!But we can't forget the fruit cake!!Daryal loves that movie!!

MEGHAN-Don't run over my dog!!Eat my toes! why can't we get drunk?AhAhHhHh The goldfishes are eating me!! Don't pee now!! great times in the tub!!Next time you dancing to shakira don't knock over the t.v!*we**be**thuggin* what a gay name! oops thats Robert! and "who or what is that? oh damn thats Robert!!Was.nt that great!That shirts not very flattering!!!Remember our visit to raymond pattersons house? She wouldnt let us leave!!im never going tubing with you again!lol,Don't fall up the stairs now!! OH BOY!

JUSTINE-Moldy milk really does smell!!Walking up the street in newspaper suits!! Who would be stupid enough to do that?oh us!I'm a bad babysitter got my boyfriend in the shower, im making 6 bucks an hour!Dressin up as hookers!BOMB!Can't forget our camps in you sewing room!I gotta go pee!!!!!JUSTINE!!Run to micdonalds in the rain!What are you doing?No Justine it's not a ten!o0o0o0o0 Devon! Hows eddie? I still owe him a present! Thats not your dog!!Ummmmm?

Robert-Hey babe!!lol Great times! yeah right!!so hows thomas?o0o00o thomas! no we all know you really love David!no wait? he's my man!! HELL NO!!Bathing suits and tight shirts!Robert where did ya put my lipgloss? oh no! I don't want that back!! Not without randy!!oh well ya lost your chance!poor you!stop fighting!Have fun talking on the phone?my phone?I need that back!! Well I can tell your cold!!Great fun!You have no idea? Do you?

MARK-So, do ya still like " big movies?"oh my,You and stoodly I never thought that would happen!! :P,Hmm, 3 dollars!!Don't unhook my bra!! funny shaped Hair!!!

STOODLY-Wait? Theres nothing to say? hmmmm

SHEENA-I can't beleave it ended soo fast between me and dougie! and its all because of Robert!Maybe I can buy my own horse?Hmmm,biking, oh no scotts not home!!Sheena what are you guys doing?

DAVID-Poor you! you had better watch Robert!

BRAD-Oh my brad....oh my

THOMAS-HEY!!! don't tell Robert!! lol

AG-Don't even try and beat me! I'll always win!!

Nathaniel-You have a hole in your shirt!

JESS-Your nickname is wrong!

SCOTT-B???

PHIL-Your dog stole my pop!! stupid dog!

KYLE G.- NO WAY!! im way cooler than you!

EDDIE- Your not getting you present!

KYLE I- I was the first one to say no!

JAKE-Stop eating my strawberrys!!

NATHAN-Im not the bitch!





VON hey hunn!U MISS ME?!? wow thats amazing!lol, your the best!!!!!

COREYhey babe,Dont forget im the one who taught you how to dance!you just wanted to hang out with me...well now were 2gether, and its the best!i never want to leave you!!!! and i dont like Robert! you like kat tho!

PoEmS By Us FoR...PeOpLe??


Steve
his name is steve and were not sure if he likes cheese but we think he likes peanuts under the sea under the sea as deep as can be running away from me hehehehe tiffani has to go pee so we'll poke her in the belly but she turned into jelly so we gave her to your smelly aunt but she turned it away with a shake no,no,no but we shoved it in her face with a yes,yes,yes under the sea under the sea as deep as can be there was a me and a steve without any jelly??? (oh yeah cuz we shoved her into your smelly aunts face)



SoCiAl ReJeCt
we never really liked you we played you for a fool we said that you were pretty you thought that you were cool your popularity kills me it makes me want to laugh we told you that you had friends now thats a load of crap you thought that you were fly you thought that you were fine you were really fat and nasty now thats a piece of mind you thought all the guys liked you and that you were really hot but we told you all kinds of things when really you were not now lets get to the sight of you it really hurts my eyes you're really so goddamn ugly i think i'm going blind you wanted to be smart and thought you knew alot now lets get to this you make me want to barf you were really stupid we thought that you should know you were really just a nothing but an ugly hoe

RiDdLe Me ThIs

one day you were drinving by a bus stop in your car and there you see standing waiting for the bus and old lady whos about to die, the man/women of your dreams and your best friend you happen to of saved your life before. who do you pick up knowing that you only have room for one person? the old lady becuse shes about to die? but you may never see the man/women of your dreams ever again the old lady but you may never be able to see the man/women of your dreams ever again or your best friend knowing that the old lady is going to die soon. who do you pick up??
email me your answer and i'll tell you the right one....thats if your wrong..??


WERE TRYING TO GET ALL THE DATES OF THE YEAR FILLED IN SO EMAIL US YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR NAME AND WE'LL PUT IT ON THE SITE AND IF YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS WITH A BIRTHDAY NOT FILLED IN YET TELL US THERES TOO.

september
1
2
3
Lia.B.
5
Matt Reeves
Stephanie.P.
Fanny Murphy,David.P.
9
10
11
Kayla Clark
13
14
15
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17
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21
Adam.M.
23
Colby.H.
25
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27
Nicole.S.
Bayleigh Pelham
30

October
1
2
Meghan Collier
4
5
Rachael Elliott
7
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Justine Cowie
Ryan Cleveland
14
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Tori Dauphinee,Daryl.S.
Bryan.J.
31

November
Robert.M.
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Woodie
8
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Ashley
Christine.B.
16
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Adam Palmer
Jake.M.
Bryan.P,Daniel.M.,Mae
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Audery.D.
26
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29
Kate Ross

December
1
2
3
Tyler.M.
5
6
7
Hayley.P.
Alex.Gandy
David.H.
11
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14
Ben Dempsey
16
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19
Daven Gray,Bradley Palmer
21
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24
Angela.G.
25
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Dexter Holland,Evan Dauphinee
30
31

January
1
Scott.L.
3
Duane Dauphinee
5
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7
Jean-Luc Lemieux
9
10
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12
Rowen Lamont
Cheryl.N.
Alan.P.
16
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Stephen.O.
20
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Joe.H.
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February
1
2
Alison Kervin
Kevin.W.
5
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Veronica Parsons
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Calvin.C.
Chantel.D.
16
Pierre.D.
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Lori Hall,Niki Smith
25
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27
Judy.P.

March
Abberz
2
Sean Anthony
4
Maria Dauphinee
6
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8
Marley.F.
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11
Aubery.D.
13
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Heather.P.
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Kathy.P.
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Mark
Stephy.C.
29
Noreen.P.
31

April
Ben Richards
2
3
Gustavo
5
Marcus.B.
7
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9
Ben Allen
Lindsey.P.
12
13
Phillip.C.
15
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20
Steve Gannon
22
23
Katie Dauphinee
Lauren.B.
26
27
Emily Poole
29
30

May
1
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3
Jennifer.W.
5
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7
Stacy.P.
9
Mark Finley
Jake Bradbury
Alania Collier
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Barb.P.
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David Collier
Justine.D.
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June
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Chris.C.
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Katherine.S.
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Judy.D.
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July
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Corey.R.
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Amy.P.
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Struan.C.
Michael.P.
27
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August
Simone Lemieux
2
Caly and Dnl Richards
4
Brian.S.
Connor.M,Linda
Cody Smith
Ron Dauphinee
9
10
Vivian Collier
Shea Collier
Vicki Nicholson
Jessica Talbot, Nick Power
15
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Sheena.R.
Sam Dunne
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FANNY SMELLS!!!!!!

the 4 coolest dudes ever

• Walter
• Dig
• pre-vert dude
• Leon

Links to crap..oops i meant cool stuff...

CHEESE!!!
THE OFFSPRING!!
the lair...
justines website
abberz site
The unflushables site!!
fire hot quotes
bens website
kiwibox!!

Email: offspring_chick01@hotmail.com