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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/18/2002 6:53:50 PM | Message Detail
i sure don't, but my poor friend does, and he always complains that they jiggle around too much. I tell him to wear a bra, but he just gets pissed.

do you have this problem?
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/18/2002 7:04:05 PM | Message Detail
No. Sounds like fun, though.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/19/2002 12:19:53 AM | Message Detail
Oh, this topic is only for guys? I guess I can't respond then.
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/19/2002 7:15:46 AM | Message Detail
Scum, you're a girl?

If that is true, im sorry. I thought you were some kind of fruitcake.

heh, you probably are a guy though.
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 5/19/2002 12:26:58 PM | Message Detail
whoa cool, im warned
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/19/2002 1:14:54 PM | Message Detail
Cool.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/19/2002 1:25:57 PM | Message Detail
No, I'm not a girl. Not to say that there aren't any girls who use this account, I don't really know.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/19/2002 11:10:09 PM | Message Detail
I know.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/20/2002 8:29:20 PM | Message Detail
I know you know. Did you know I know you know?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 12:09:05 AM | Message Detail
Actually, I don't know. I just wanted some attention.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 6:10:12 PM | Message Detail
Well you can't have any, I need it all to build my attention fort.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 9:56:19 PM | Message Detail
*steals attention*

Aha! Now I have your attention!
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 10:50:06 PM | Message Detail
Huh? I wasn't paying attention. You're working for free.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 11:51:27 PM | Message Detail
Well, then I quit.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/22/2002 7:10:40 AM | Message Detail
You can't quit, you're fired. Now pay attention.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/22/2002 4:02:06 PM | Message Detail
But I don't have any. I think I have a deficit of attention. I like to eat at Burger King.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/23/2002 8:01:31 PM | Message Detail
Me too, they have the best burgers ever, and the fries aren't half bad. Clouds are fluffy.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/24/2002 1:00:35 AM | Message Detail
So is cotton candy. I ate cotton candy at the circus before. Clowns are funny. Except for that one. He scares me.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/24/2002 3:36:20 PM | Message Detail
Sweet Tooth?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/24/2002 4:28:30 PM | Message Detail
No, the one on TV with red hair. Buzo or something.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/26/2002 9:14:35 PM | Message Detail
Sweet Tooth is cooler. Ever consider switching? You'd save up to 5 cents on every call.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/28/2002 5:40:59 PM | Message Detail
How would Sweet Tooth save me money on long distance?
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/31/2002 7:36:09 PM | Message Detail
He'd kill all the people you want to talk to using your long distance phone calls, so your calls would just be short "wrong number" conversations with the police who are investigating the crime scene.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/31/2002 9:59:15 PM | Message Detail
What if I want to talk to Sweet Tooth long distance? Would he kill himself?
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/10/2002 10:19:08 AM | Message Detail
No, but he'd make it look like he did to fool the police into being there to accept your call. Then he'd kill and eat them.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/10/2002 1:02:49 PM | Message Detail
He'd probably eat them with sugar, since he has a sweet tooth. *rimshot*
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/12/2002 12:57:24 AM | Message Detail
No, blood is naturally high in sugar, so he'd probably just add apples.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/13/2002 1:49:42 AM | Message Detail
Apples; what all evil cannibal clowns eat with the blood of their victims.
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/20/2002 7:43:16 PM | Message Detail
Oh, I've seen that commercial!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/21/2002 3:06:06 PM | Message Detail
I haven't. I came up with that gem myself.
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/25/2002 9:03:58 PM | Message Detail
Oh, too bad, it's really good. The background music is very apple-esque.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/30/2002 10:11:41 PM | Message Detail
Really? I came up with that, too.
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/30/2002 11:42:17 PM | Message Detail
I like how you made the whole think with duct tape, too.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/2/2002 3:24:45 AM | Message Detail
Yup. If there's one thing the Red Green Show has taught me, it's that everything and anything can be made or fixed with duct tape.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/2/2002 4:37:55 AM | Message Detail
Whoa... don't move your head, it makes all of the colours blur together. Uh, getting dizzy... It's hot in here...
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/2/2002 12:37:20 PM | Message Detail
i knew a guy with man boobs. he had to get he had to get lypo suction
From: Scum | Posted: 7/2/2002 3:46:26 PM | Message Detail
"One time I gave a snake some beer. It was all ****ed up. It was slithering this way and that."

You're right, adam sandler is funny.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/3/2002 6:01:06 PM | Message Detail
I never said that. Therefore, it can't be right.
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/3/2002 8:28:49 PM | Message Detail
i got my dog stoned once
From: Scum | Posted: 7/4/2002 10:08:50 PM | Message Detail
You're right though, it's left.
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/5/2002 10:49:28 AM | Message Detail
Nope.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/6/2002 5:06:39 AM | Message Detail
Can't argue with that logic. Well, actually, I could, but I'm lazy.
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/6/2002 10:26:04 AM | Message Detail
or you just don't have logic
From: Scum | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:20:24 AM | Message Detail
I have two, I'll sell you one for a billion apples.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/9/2002 1:19:01 AM | Message Detail
Hmm. . .

What can I get for 5 apples and a banana?
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/9/2002 10:45:16 AM | Message Detail
an ass whoopin
From: Scum | Posted: 7/9/2002 2:50:53 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, but if you take out the banana, you could get a million dollars.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/10/2002 4:15:08 AM | Message Detail
*takes out the banana*

There, now pay up.
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:45:23 AM | Message Detail
I ain't givin you squat
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/12/2002 12:46:28 AM | Message Detail
Good, 'cause I don't want squat. I want my million dollars.
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