Today straight forks, Tommorow the World
The flattening of forks began as an expiriment. An expiriment to change the little things that no one notices until its too late. If I were to straighten one fork every day, soon enough every fork would be straight. But, if people were to join me in the straightening of forks, the revolution would begin soon enough. The straight forks look normal...from a distance...but then you sit down and try to eat your spaghetti and you reach for your fork and twist the noodles onto the fork so you can eat them. You lift your fork to your mouth and your noodles are left sitting on your plate in a heap. You look around for someone not using their fork; but its spaghetti day, and everyone uses their fork on spaghetti day. You are left useless and blindly angry at whoever straightened your fork. Thats exactly how the public will react unless they meet our demands. We are the fork straighteners and together we can change it all........
We are the straight fork society. Our creators are anonymous. Our members are anonymous. We are a silent brotherhood. We are the people of the people for the people and against all evil. We are wreaking minimal worldwide havok for various just causes. Contact me on the message board or you can e-mail me at straightforksociety@hotmail.com.
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