Chris- The imposing but warm-hearted co-founder and former cook of Yeshiva Shaarei Torah has become the best friend of every student of the yeshiva.  A funny, compassionate person, he is always approachable- unless you're in the kitchen and in the way at meal time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Mrs. ESH- The woman crazy enough to marry me. She also likes cows..
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sol- Sol is as nuts as any person you'd ever meet in an institution, and the proud father of my pair of nieces, Meira and Tamar. Sol's where the funny's at.
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Sol's girls- Sol and Chan's little angels. Little whirlwinds in disguise, that's what they are. Their first words may not have been "Uncle ESH," but they certainly know how to ask for me by name (and do quite often). My own personal fan club.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Ari and ZC- Unfortunately for us, Ari and his wife have shipped out to the fine state of Iowa to try their hand at cow farming. They and their groovy son should have lots of fun making fun of the yokels out there. To their site
 

Groovy Reuven- Here's the little cat who know's what's happening, what's fly, what's hip and what's, um, what's what.
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Peretz- Peretz stands up there with Mr. Bean, Tracy Ullman and Winston Churchill- all Brits who were not too stuffy or afraid to let their true crazy side show and make the world laugh. Cheers, mate. See the Peretz Site
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Engel- Registre la viga incandescente - la luna de la salida es los pescados de la torre deliciosa. Cuando y si el teclado de la burbuja de la implicación del terrorista, él incluso no sabe la manera. Deuda de la tarjeta de crédito? Dé una llamada a su greengrocer local.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Fam- If you think insanity doesn't run in the family, think again. Better yet, just come over for a meal sometime. We'll have you deep in discussions about the hidden nuances and social relevance of selected episodes of The Simpsons in no time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Nana- Nana, as many people well know, is not afraid of letting the world know what she thinks. This has earned her many friends and admirers, who all wish that she were their grandmother.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Art and Gersh- Two great guys, dedicated to the spread of insanity wherever they go. Let us all applaud their loving wives, who probably didn't know what they were getting into, but subdued the savage beasts just the same.
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AXE- One of the few people who can keep pace with me and my bizzarre thought processes (though I really must give a lot of credit to those who try), Axe also maintains his own dazzling website. GO THERE
To see pics from Axe and Rifky's wedding, CLICK HERE.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Duv- Duvie is an incredible source of inspiration for me- The amount of meaningless garbage in this world that he is able to see through truly amazes me. There's a guy with his eyes open.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Kart- Just another prime example of a guy who knows what means what in this world. Kart knows what's important, what's not, and exactly how to mock what when. (Who?)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Mesh- Don't ever expect to get a straight answer from Meshulom. However, exactly when you're expecting not to get a straight answer is the perfect time for him to give you one, so expect that too. Just don't expect to figure him out.


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Berf- It was my doing that turned Tzali into the complete nut he is. Just ignore the fact that the rest of his family is also like that.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Trenks- They were thought to be the brotherly duo of the millenium before they faded into obscurity. This picture was taken when they were still celebrity heroes in the rock band The Bandits back in the early 60's. The wild duo went on to become a big hit back in the 80's. Then they just disappeared.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Riverdale Crew- Growing up with these guys was a mind-losing experience, as you can see. None of them really turned out as delusional as I did. Is the water that much more polluted in Yonkers than it is in NYC?