Song Lyrics
Here are song lyrics from various places. Most of them are from Spongebob Squarepants episodes. Most of the lyrics listed here were brought to you by 
Theme Song
Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!!!
Ooooooooooooooooh,
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Ready?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Spongebob....Squarepants!
dodododododododo
Ripped Pants
When I ripped *rip* my pants,
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it all sky-high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I *rip* ripped my pants.
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
Spongebob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and *rip* ripped his pants.
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret,
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his
pants. *rip*
F.U.N.
F is for friends who do stuff together,
U is for you and me,
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea.
F is for fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for uranium....bombs,
N is for no survivors, when you....
*dialogue*
F is for frolic through all the flowers,
U is for ukelele,
N is for nose-picking, sharing gum, and sand-
licking
Here with my best buddy!
Texas
Wish I was back in Texas.
The ocean's no place for a squirrel.
Wish I was in Texas,
Prettiest place in the world, oh no.
I guess a'deep in my heart,
I'll always be a Texas girl.
I wanna go ho-o-o-o-o-ome, ho-ome.
*yodels*
I wanna wake up in Texas.
I miss those wide open skies.
I miss my 20 acres,
Barbeques and pecan pies, oh why?
When I'm so far from you, Texas,
All I can do is cry.
*yodels*
I wanna go ho-o-o-o-ome,
*low voice* I wanna go ho-ome.
Loop de Loop by Ween
Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop.
You gotta take a lace in each hand,
You go over and under again,
You make a loop-de-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.
You go over and back, left to right,
Loop-de-loop and you pull 'em tight,
Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.
You make a loop-de-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.
You make a loop-de-loop and pull,
And your shoes are lookin' cool.
Spongebob Scaredypants by The Ghastly Ones
All right, boils and ghouls, you ready?
Yeah!
Well....who lives near a graveyard under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
Absorbent and yellow and spooky is he!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
If nautical chills be something you wish,
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
Then spread your gills out and flop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
Spongebob....Scaredypants,
Spongebob....Scaredypants,
Spongebob....Scaredypants,
Spongebob....Scaredypants!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SCAREDYPANTS!
SPONGEBOB....SCAREDYPANTS!
Christmas Who?
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday,
Not your normal, average, everyday.
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree.
Spongebob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
The world feels like it's in loverly.
Go away before I harm you bodily!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to
me.
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow.
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!
People seem a little more brotherly.
Here's a little something to you from me.
Even all the trash, on Christmas it smells so sweetly.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas
to me.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
Step outside, we've got something for you to see.
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree.
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be.
A star on top will complete all the scenery.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to
me.
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to
me.
from Wormy
A friend is a friend
'Til the end of the end,
That's forever and a day.
Stay by your side,
Won't hear me say goodbye,
Come what may,
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
'Cause that's what friends do.
from Band Geeks
The winner takes all, it's the thrill of more kill,
The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will.
Don't ever look back on the wind closing in.
The only attack were their wings on the wind.
Oh, the daydream begins....
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight,
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah,
And the world is ours to follow....
Sweet, sweet, sweet victory.
from Welcome to the Chum Bucket
A stove is a stove
No matter where you go.
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.
A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries
Either way.
But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay.
This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a greasy spoon without you.
Having a Wonderful Time
Things that bother you never bother me,
I'm as happy as pie, a-ha!
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot,
Coffee's only a dime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.
Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any brother,
I do what I like, just when I like, and how I love it!
I'm right here to stay, when I'm old and gray,
I'll be right in my prime,
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time.
*trills the tune*
Chips Ahoy Commercial
Sqeeeeeeeeeeze
In the middle
Smack daaaab
In the middle
Squeeeeeeeeeze
In the middle
Smack daaaab
In the middle
