YANKTOBER 20!!!! YESS I CALLED IT I KNEW WE WOULD DO IT IT WAS SO GREAT TO SEE MY CHAMPION YANKEES BEAT LOOSER REDSOX I KNEW WE WOULD WIN ALL ALLONG AND I TOLD YOU ALL AND IT IS SO AWESOME TO BE PART OF THIS CHAMPION TEAM AND TO BE PART OF OUR AWESOME VICTORY WHERE WE WON IT ALL AND ARE CHAMPIONS AGAIN AND GO ON TO THE WORLD SERIOUS YOU LOOSERS WHO DOUTED US CAN GO TO HELL I NEVER DID I WAS LOYALE AND NEVER GAVE UP ON US AND THAT IS WHY WE WON!!!! I WENT ALL THE WAY TO NEW YORK CITY AND WATCH MY CHAMPION TEAM WIN AGAIN AND BEAT THAT LOOSER PADRO MARTINEZ I CALLED IT HAWHAW CRAM THAT ONE PADRO YOU ARE JUST LUCKY THAT I COULDENT BRING MY LUCKY ROCK INTO THE STADIUM OR GET TICKETS OR ANYTHING!!! WHEN DERRICK JEETER HIT THAT HOMERUN TO WIN THE GAME I WAS GOING CRAZZY AND I CALLED IT AND I SMASHED UP VINNYS APARTEMINT TO CELBRATE AND THREW HIS TV OUT THE WINDOW TO SHOW EVERONE HOW PSHYCHED I AM AND SO TOO BAD TO YOU LOOSERS WHO GOT IN THE WAY WE WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP WHAT DO YOU EXPECT AND I CAN CELBRATE THE NEXT MORNING IF I FEEL LIKE IT WHAT ARE YOU OGING TO DO ABOUT IT NOTHING!! EXCEPT EAT SOME TV HAW HAW YOU ARE PROBALY RED SOX FANS ANYWAYS!!! IN YOU FACES LOOSERS MY TEAM WINS AGAIN AND I TOOK THE BUSS ALL THE WAY TO NEWARRK IN THE N-Y-C JUST TO SEE IT AND NOW I AM BACK AND EVERBODY AROUND HERE BETTER GET READY FOR SOME MORE CELBRATING AFTER WE BEAT MY SECOND FAVERITE TEAM MARLONS IN THE REST OF THE WORLD SERIESES I AM GOING TO PARTY AND RIOT AND KICK ASS JUST LIKE MY TEAM!!!!!! WHICH IS YANKEES!!!!!!! YANKEEES!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Otcober 16! THIS DAY IS THE WORST EVER THIS SUCKS AND STICKNS AND BLOWS AND SUCKS!!!! I couldent even get into the stupid looser choker Yankees game!! I went down to the stadium which is real big and crowded and it is not a little softball field no matter what some LYEING JERK MORON tells you the day beffore it is not true he is probaly just jealous!!!! Anyways I went to the looser Yankees stadium and they were all sold out of tickets!! Unreal what a joke I was so mad I dident ride a bus for 13 hours to get here just for this crap!! Anyways I tried to buy me a ticket from some people but they wanted like a hunderd dollers!! What am I a millionare that is such a ripoff the ticket said $60 dollers right on it!! I offered the guy $50 dollers chash but he wouldent take it!!! unreal people in New York City are mean and jerks just like everone says! Anyways it dident matter because they had all kind of sacurety there and I even gave my lucky brick to a guy who was going in so he could throw it at Padro Martinez but the sacurety guy took it away! Anyways it dident even matter I just went back to Vinnys apartmint and watched the stupid looser game on TV untell the 7th inning when the CHOKER Yankees made another stupid play so I threw Vinnys ramote at his TV and somehow something broke on the TV and it wont come back on and its probaly because it is one of those cheap Japenese ones and it is junk so what do you expect Vinny if you are reading this then you should stop buying them cheapo Japenese TVs and buy a REAL TV like a American!! Anyways the point is I am GLAD that the TV is busted!!!! I wouldent of watched the end of that game anyways I dont have time to watch two LOOSER teams play!! The stupid Yankees CHOKED like I knew they would I told you all allong that they would but no one listened to me why did looser Torry start jerk choker Rodger Clemmins I knew he would blow it! I told you all!! Well anyways who cares because I knew Yankees would loose and I don't really like them anyways! Maybe once they FIRE that looser Torry and get a REAL manager I will like them again but I have HAD it with Joe Torry he is a looser and always has been how do you loose to the Redsox of all teams unreal I never seen anything like it George Stinebrender if you are reading this then get off you fat butt and open up you wallet you cheapskate and get us a GOOD manager why cant we get Graddy Liddel from Redsox he can beat you choker team so sign him up NOW! Anyways I dont care I always liked Marlons best anyways and now I get to see them FINELY get to play in the World Serieses! That rules!! Too bad about looser Yankees but I knew it would happen and I dont like them much anyways now I need ot find a phone book to look up the adderess of where moron Joe Torry lives so I can light up a trash can on fire at his house to show him what REAL fans are all about! And I still have my lucky rocks so maybe I will throw some of them through his window!! GO MARLONS!!! FIRE TORRY!!! GET GRADDY LIDDEL TO NEW YORK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Yanktober 16! Yo what is up my possey guess what homes I am typeing this from my pal Vinnys house in NEW YORK CITY!! I took the buss out here the other day because I was so mad that they crimenal looser Redsox were let to play against my Yankees instead of being kicked out of base ball like they should of! When I am ticked off Bucko I do whatever needs to be done!! So after that long bussride that took all day I FINELY got to my friend Vinnys apartmint in the part of New York City called Newarrk! Vinny is this guy who use to work with me and then moved back home to New York he was probaly jealous of how good I am at my job anyways I found out his phone nuber and called him up and told him I was comming out to the N.Y.C., yo dawg saweeet knowamean! And he was real suprize and was too surprize to say much because he was so happy! So anyways I take the buss out there and find 1234 Main Street which he said was his addaress and there is nobody home! He must of been at work or something importent probaly came up I remeber he said he was gonna be real buszy so I just let myself in to drop off my stuff and then went to the game! It is VERY hard to find Yankees Stadium and it took like forever to find it and they subbway is full of retards and crimenals and jealous loosers who wanted to mugg me but they saw my big strong pythonn arms and knew I could bench 140 and so they backed off! Anyways I FINELY got to the game and got right in to the bleechers for free!! It was awesome!! Yankees Stadium looks much smaller and less crowded in real life then on TV! There was hardly nobody there! And I dont know why they Yankees werent even wearing they regular uniforms or anything they were wearing shirts that say Anthonys Tavern on them I guess they got a new big sponser to get more money to buy free agents with or something! Anyways I am a base ball expert and I can tell right away they dident care about the game and wanted to loose on perpose! Oviously! They wanted to let there be a Game 7 because they wanted to let they loyale fans throw stuff at Padro Martinez it is very nice of them!! I couldent find that JERK Padro Martinez anywhere and I aksed the guy next to me where he was but all he did was laugh! He must of knowed how Padro was too scared to show up! Anyways the game was too borring for me to stay vary long they pitchers was throwing all underhand and they players all looked fat and slow in real life! Everthing is allways better on TV! So I took off and went back to Vinnys apartmint and it was much easier to let myself in this time with the locks allready busted and I dident even watch they rest of the game on TV because I KNEW my Yankees would try to loose on perpose OVIOUSLY they wanted to get a chance for all of us loyale fans to throw our lucky battrys and rocks at the crimenal cowerd Padro! So the Yankees dident even try and were probaly laughing through they hole game and I saw Sportcenter from Vinnys TV on how they put in the suckiest pitchers they could find like that million yearold Mexican Contraryass and that uggly guy who always give up homeruns! Good thing I left beffore they put in they scrubbs like that anyways the point is that I been to a real PLAYOFF game and you havent!!!! Even though the Yankees lost on perpose it is okay because I am going today to the BIG game and Yankees will KILL the looser Redsox I GARANTEE it no doubt this is Yanktober and YANKEES ALWAYS WIN! When they try! Like tonite!! It is going to be so great I cant wait to watch my Yankees celbrate ANOTHER champion ship against the CRIMENAL COWARDS Redsox and I will run out on the field after we win it is going to be great and it is going to be real eassy to do there wasent no sacurety loosers at the Stadeum yessterday except for one guy with a Brooklin Softball Legue teeshirt on haw what a looser that is the best they can do for sacurety!! No one is going to stop me from bringing in my lucky rocks and bricks to the game tonite I am going to teach them COWERD Redsox a lesson about how REAL Yankees fans kick ass!!! And then I am going to run out on the feild and celbrate being here when we WIN the CHAMPIONSHIP again this RULEZ it is worth dealing with the scummy bumms that live here in the N.Y.C. to be a part of a champion team like my YANKEES yo we are going to do it AGAIN tonite Dawg I cant wait!!!!!!!!!
Yanktober 15! Yo I am still so mad at that mean jerk Padro Martinez who pitches for looser Redsox and he hit that fat guy Sergio Garcia from Yankees in the head the other day! Unreal what a jerk! He is lucky I wasent at that game or else I would of run out of the crowd to kick him in the back and then run off beffore he could find me! But I had to work the night shift and I dident have tickets and the buss all the way to Bosston which =loose town is too much money! But the point is that that little COWERD Padro is lucky that I wasent there! How dare he hit Sergio Garcia in the head like that it is a desgrace and a shock and he aught to be banned from base ball for LIFE!!! And THEN he punched out Doc Zemmer that little old fat manager from Yankees! I never seen anything so desgracefull in my whole life! Doc Zemmer is like a hunderd years old and a big fat guy with a metal plate in his head and this CRIMINAL Padro Martinez attacked him and punched him out!!!! That is so unfair it wasent even a fair fight Zemmer aught to have brung a bat with him and a chair and then punched out Padro how would you like that Padro you JERK!! Maybe I will get me a bat and go up behind that COWERD Padro and hit him!! That will teach him a lesson!! What a desgrace well we have the last laugh now that my CHAMPION Yankees are sweeping out the looser Redsox just like I called it! Yankees ALWAYS win and Redsox ALWAYS loose and it is happening again why do these looser teams like Redsox even bother! I HATE they looser Redsox so much I cant wait untell we sweep them out I hope we hit them all in the head with pitches and teach the dirty cheaters a lesson what a bunch of crimnels!!! And allso they are not good at base ball! Haw my Yankees dont even care about the games or even try untell the last games and they STILL are sweeping out Redsox! THAT'S WHY IT IS CALLED YANKTOBER BUCKO!!! After we win the Worlds Series AGAIN!! Anyways the point is that that JERK Padro Martinez is a crook and a desgrace and he aught to be banned out of base ball untell his contract runs out!! And then when he is a free agent YANKEES will sign him up to win more Worlds Serises for my YANKEES because that is where the best players always go to win CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! I am so mad that I might take the buss to New York city and go to that game tonight so I can chuck battrys at those desgracefull cowerd jerky looser Redsox and show them how bad they are and how CHAMPION YANKEES do things the right way like WINNERS!!! Which we ARE!!! GO YANKEES! Dominanting YANKTOBER AGAIN!!!! Cram it looser Redsox and crimenal Padro!!!
Yanktober 10! Get it it is Otcober but that is when awesome Derrick Jeeter and YANKEES always win so now I call it YANKtober because it is YANKEES month!! Yo I CALLED IT my YANKKES won again! We beat looser Redsox last night and after we sweep them out of they playoffs there is NO stopping us! I KNEW it dident matter when stupid Torry losted that first game because if you are a true Yankee fan like me you are so use to winning that you know that game 1 doesent matter! True Yankees fans dont care about game 1 that is for loosers we know we will win all the other games which are more importent! That is why everone is now calling it YANKTOBER!!! Which I made up! YANKEES always win they are just like me!!! I am kicking butt in all my fantassy foot ball leagues by like a million points which PROOVES that I am a foot ball Genious they aught to get rid of that looser John Grewdan and let me call all the plays! Wow what a jerk moron he is how can you choke and blow the biggest lead of all times and LOOSE the game!! Unreal what a foole he is a desgrace and should be FIRED! Oh well I dont care much anyways because I dont like Tampa as much as I did last year back when they were awesome and allso because at least my favorite team COLTS with Payten Manding won which I knew they would! COLTS RULE!! YANKEES RULE!! YANKTOBER = best month of all the baseball playoffs months!!! Yessss!!!!! YANKTOBER RULES!!!!
October 6! Yo Monday Night Foot ball RULES but it comes on too late some people have to get up before 10:00 the next day because of traffic court and you can't even be a halve an hour late or else you loose you case my lawyer even said so! So anyways I have to go to bed and there still halve of the forth qarter to go so I dont get to see my CHAMPION Tampa Bucks run up the score on looser Colts! Oh well at least I saw all the importent plays where my AWESOME Bucks kicked they assess all over the field and punked out Payten Manding hawhaw Manding you are so over rated you dont even know what hit you when you face the AWESOMEST defendse of all times which is TAMPA bucko! They aught to set that scrubb Manding on the BENCH where he bellongs and let the backup looser scrubbs play so they can start rebuilding hawhaw!! BUCKS RULE Grewdan = Genious I told you all and allso we have the great Keesean Johnson who RULES and everone who akses him finds out how great he is and allso the defendse encase you havent heard of him Warn Sapp = best defendsive player ever! And allso they have that Barber who is not Ticky and Simmeron Rice who are allso Allstars face it BUCKS rule I hoep we run up the score and punk out they Colts even MORE but I am going to bed I am a very busy and importent man with big importent meetings and law cases to deal with so MOnday NIght Foot ball I am telling you to start having games on earlyer! Anyways GO BUCKS YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Otcober 5! Yo my Yankees win again just like I called it it RULEs and we are the best and we always win!!! All you loosers who gave up on the team and said that Torry should be fired because they were going to loose to the Twinns should shut up and apalogize to me and all the other TRUE fans who allways knew my Yankees were going to win I TOLD YOU SO!!! You have to be loyale to you team like I am so you front runners should take a lesson from me and learn some loyaltye and learn how to be a TRUE fan which is me!!! So now my Yankees get to sweep whichever looser team wins the looser bowel between Loose-Town which is what I call Bosston and Choke-land which is what I call Okland! Both these teams are chokers and loosers and nether one can challange my Yankees! Okland is less of a looser then Bosston so oviously As will win tonight and then get swept out by my Yankees! Bosston rhymes with Lose-Town which prooves that they are loosers and Okland rymes with Chokeland which proves that they are choker! Nothing bad rymes with New York Yankees so oviously they are good! And dont start talking about how the other league could ever stand up to my Yankees they never do Yankees are champions and allways sweep out the other league full of loosers! I love atalanta Braves in regular season but I hate them in the playoffs because they arent clutch heros like Yankees they always choke in they playoffs and they just did again and lost to the CUBBS!! Come on they CUbbs are the looserest team of all of base ball it would be like loosing to Duke in foot ball to loose to the CUBBS! Cubbs rymes with SCRUBBS which prooves how Chagago Cubbs are scrubbs and Braves rymes with all kind of looser things which will tell you that Braves will NEVER win it all! If you are smart enough to figgure it out! So the point is that it is Otcober and that = Yankees CHAMPION month we NEVER loose in Octobre which is why we are the CHAMPS and the best! So bring on Okland oops I mean CHOKELAND!! HAHAHAHAHHAH!!! Get it it rymes!!!
Otcober 3! Yo the big news of sports today is how the great Rush Lambeau got arrested for saying that MacDonald Donavan is on drugs! Donavan is that over rated QB from Eaggles that use to be good but now he stinks! He probaly IS on drugs! I will say it I dont care I am not afraid you liberals wna to come and take away my rights you just try it I will slash you tires and put sugar in you gas tanks and light trashcans on fire at you house!!! Anyways Rush got arrested and then quit his job on the TV news because of all the Liberals who are out to get him! What is this world comming to when a man cant even say whatever he wants with out the PC Liberal police arresting him and throwing him in jail! But Rush must be out on perol now I heard him on the news on the radio a couple days ago and he isent going to take this crap! He is going to fight back and show them PC Liberals what he is all about! I bet he sues them all for stealing his Rights! He has the right to say whatever the hell he wants and if he calls some lowlife scumbag a looser druggie then thats too bad he has the right to free speech! Them liberals who say he is bad and wrong aught to be the ones locked up then it would finely be fair! But no! They all get to stay out of jail and poor Rush has all his rights taken away these PC loosers make me so mad who do they think they are its allmost like you cant even make fun of anyone for being a looser or a crook or a liberal or a woman or anything anymore what is this world comming to in the olden days it wasent this bad you could speak you mined and call foreiners and other scumbags all the names you want and now if you do it then the PC Liberals get all mad at you! If I cant tell a few Polack jokes or Iresh jokes or Italien jokes or call people the names they desserve then this country is gone to hell and the terrorests have won!! What a desgrace I cant wait untell Rush sues them all and shuts them all up and gets things back to how they aught to be you GO RUSH! I hope you dont stop your radio news show like you had to stop you TV news show because of these LIBERALS!!! Rush is right again megadittos give them hell RUSH!!!!
Septemper 30! Yo I have HAD it Joe Torry must GO! I told you all this last year but did anyone listen to me NO!
So GO Joe Torry and lead us to victory I know you can do it!! Why wont anyone listen to me I am so SICK of loosers who critisize Joe Torry and his shananagans and stupidety that I am going to scream! Everone knows Yankees are BEST and awesomest and will win everthing AGAIN!!! How manny champion ships does this guy have to WINbeffore he FINELY gets some credit from you people! Who cares if He losted the game today against the Twinns by being stupid and not getting his players to score enough runs! I perdict we will win the next three games in a row!! I garantee it!! And then we will get to sweep out the looser Redsox in the next round!! ! Lucky my CHAMPION Yankees dont even try or care untell game 2 or 3 or 4 anyways so who cares about today anyways! No one!
Sebtepmer 29! Yo I am the KING of fantassy foot ball! I am in first place in all my leagues and I am kicking total butt!!!! I will proove to you loosers how awesome I am! I made up a league for you loosers to try and play! I am busy with my first place teams in my other leagues and I am in about 100 leagues so I wont be trying that hard in this league so this is you chance to try and come in second place to me!!! here is my league I DARE you to try!!!!!
Oh well it is too late to sign up now the league is all full of smartmouths with bad additudes who I am going to whup and teach some respect! I ALWAYS WIN!!!!
Setpember 26! Yo the big news of sports today is very sad and tragec it is about how the third best golffer of all times finely croaked! I heard on the radio how Robert Pallmer died and it is very sad because he was rich and a champion golffer! He was very famous and won all the golf games beffore there were good players to come along like Jack Nickelson and Tigger Wood! So for an oldtimes guy in the looser days when everthing was in black and white he was good! And he was very rich! So it is sad that the great Robert Pallmer past away today show some respect and tell everone you meet how sad it is that we will never get to see Robert Pallmer play the golff again even though he sucked for years he use to be good! They were talking about it today on the radio and it is very sad and he was young and died and so they kept playing "Edicted to Love" which must of been his faverite song because they played it so much that I got sick of it and turned the channel because it is a sucky song even though the video was awesome with them hot chicks dancing around and playing gitars behind that little funny looking guy! So that is sad news so bow you head and pay respect to the awesome man Robert Pallmer! Dont' be a chump show respect even if he was so old that he sucked ever time he played on TV in regular times and he wasent as good as Tigger Wood or even Jack Nickelson!
Septeber 23! Yo I was drinking 40s in the Piggledy Wiggledy parking lot last night because I am still banned from the 711 for another week but you will never guess what happened it was so wierd and cool! I found a shirt in the parking lot that is so wierd who ever heard of that! Anyways the point is if you name is Tommy Hilfligger then I found you shirt it was in the parking lot on the ground where you must of losted it and it is blue and it has you name on it all moonagrammed all over it so if you want it back then email me I will trade it to you for only one teeshirt that says Tampa Bay Bucks National Champs on it come on that is a great deal for you! You are very lucky that I am so nice and gennarouse because most people would of just keeped the shirt and not told you but I am very nice and good and kind and gennarouse so I am offering it back to you it dont fit me anyways! I have seen you walking around in cloths that have you name all over them and allso some of you friends allso have cloths with you name on them so I know I have the right guy so hurry up if you dont want me to keep you shirt! Tommy you are so lucky that I found you shirt instead of some greedy guy that would of kept it or aksed for way more then just one teeshirt to trade it back to you so anyways hurry up and email me beffore I decide to sell it on the ebay for a lot of money!