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But not as older as the older ones on the other pages! But still older then the newer ones! So read them now!

March 10! Finely the March Madniss is about to start! I cant wait because nothing has been going on in the sports for a while and now we can get down to business of me winning all the baskeball pooles and getting some money! Of course the teams that are the awesomest are my Arizzona Wilecats and Kentuckey Wilecats who are both the awesomest team in the world! Usually this time of year I hand out my famous AC All-Star Awards but since Duke is a bunch of looser nothing crap this year and Coach Kay has lost it and needs to be fired and Marryland is looser and just a onehit wander I am not going to waist my time on that looser AC confrence this year! Next year when Duke has a new coach or else Coach Kay takes my advise and starts winnign again I will talk about that league so all you people who have been demanding my ACC allstars team tough crap for you I dont waist my time on the loosers! SO anyways the March Madniss this year is all about wich Wilecats are the best Arizzona or Kentuckey it is pretty close and no one else anywhere has any chance! So in the big Finale Game for the world championship it will be wilecats verses wilecats and I will tell you right now that my Wilecats will win it all write it down take it to the bank you can count on it go and write it down on you office poole and make big money for free thanks to me! Go ahead I cant belief that I am giving this awesome perdiction out for free you better write it down now beffore I change my mined and come back here and change it to keep it secret! So there you have the answers to you March Madniss poole your welcome!

March 3! Well the big news of sports these days is how David Welles is a fat drunk! The Yankees aught to fire that guy! He is a desgrace to the fine penstripes of the Yankees uniform! He wrote a book about how he is drunk all the time and how all base ball players are on steroids and how they all hate the Great Rodger Clemmens and how Fat Welles threw a perfect game on Drugs and half drunk! What a desgrace the Yankees are a great champion team of sports and class act all the way and they do not need a lowlife like Welles to desgrace they unifrom! In the olden days when they Yankees were CHAMPIONS they only had a couple of lowlife looser drunks like Darrel Strawbery, Steve How, Duwight Gooden but none of them was FAT like Welles! And they dident go and write books about how they were all half drunk when they were pitching perfect games what a outrage! Welles doesnt desserve the privelige of being on the great awesome team of George Stinebrenner Babe Ruth Mickey Mantel Billy Marten and all the other great Yankee champions of the olden days who would be embareass by him! He aught to rezine his contract and go play for some looser team instead of desgracing the Yankees CHAMPION famous penstripes uniform! How dare he he is lucky that Derrick Jeeter and Paul ONeill and them all carryed him to the championships or he never would of won one and this is how he thanks them! What a looser! And fat!

Febuery 25! Well the big news is that the AWESOME TV show called Are You Hot or Not is having a big search contest to find out the Hottest people in the whole earth! So of course I will be on they show soon I have already filed out the applycation it is full of nosey qestions but whatever I dont care this is my big chance to show everone how Hot I am and get on TV and share my Hotness with the whole world! SO here is some of the qestions they aksed me!

"ARE YOU HOT?

The Search for America’s Sexiest People

ARE YOU A LEGAL RESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?

Duh yes where else would I live! USA = Number #1!!!

WHERE DID YOU GROW UP?

America! Duh!

WHAT IS YOUR HEIGHT AND WEIGHT?

I am nice and tall and almost six feet tall! Which is very tall I am way taller then my cousens even the other mens! I weigh about 160 pounds but I am working out al lthe time I canbench almost as much as I weigh already because I am strong and wirey!

WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?

I am the CEO of a big Famous Copration!

YEARS EMPLOYED:

6 months at this place but on the night shift for only four weeks I am fast learner and figured it all out quick so I got promoted to the night shift because the day shift manager say it is a better use of my tallents and I can already work the drivethru window real good!

DO YOU HAVE AN INTERNET HOMEPAGE?

Yes it is the most populer one on the whole iternet and won the big BW Award two years in a row!

ARE YOU ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR CITY/JOB IF CHOSEN TO PARTICIPATE IN OUR PROGRAM?

You bet I am on a week to week least on the doublewide so no problemo!

HAVE YOU EVER FORMALLY OR OTHERWISE CHANGED YOUR NAME OR USED AN ALIAS? IF SO, WHAT OTHER NAMES AND/OR ALIASES HAVE YOU USED?

Everone calls me Bandwagon Boy!

WHAT IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION YOU’VE COMPLETED?

I completed all of them and I got the G.E.D. right here to proove it I can whip it out right now if you dont belief me!

HAVE YOU EVER APPEARED ON TELEVISION? IF SO, IN WHAT CAPACITY DID YOU APPEAR AND WHEN?

I was in the crowd at the big Duke basketball playoffs game a couple years ago and the camara pointed right at our section of the crowd you can see me in my Lakerz hat and Yankees jacket if you freez-frame the tape my mother has the videotape I will tell her to make you a copy if you want to see it!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TREATED FOR ANY SERIOUS PHYSICAL OR MENTAL ILLNESS(ES)? IF YES, PLEASE DESCRIBE:

I got a injury that keeps me from playing the sports anymore but I use to be dominate and awesome when I played and my teams won all the championships so it is so unfair that I can't play no more! And allso one time I was doing dry wall and a sender block fell onto my head and I was bledding all over the place and so I was out on the workmens comp for a few years but now I am back Bucko! And I dont go to a shrink because I am not a nutso freak like all the freako nutsos that go the shrink are! But I still have the old pills that they use to give me but I dont take them no more because they give me gass and keep me all slow and sleepy and I dont need them anyways!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHARGED WITH OR CONVICTED OF A CRIME? IF SO, PLEASE DESCRIBE:

I have never been convected of any Crimes except for the time the cop jumped me and hitted me with his nitestik because he was so jealous of me I was at the 711 just minding my own busyness trying to get some lottery tickets and smokes and beers and they wouldent sell me any because I didn't have on a shirt and the punk at the counter was a wiseguy and so he calle dup the cops instead of selling me my stuff because I wouldent leave and he said I was all drunken disordely which is a LIE because I can handle 8 beers without being DRUNK I do it ever day and the Cop was jealous of my Hot body and how I was right in the eyes of the Law so he cheapshot me with his bellyclub and drag me out of there and I had to spend the week in the County beffore I could get bayled out but I still have my lawsuit against the jealous Cop and wiseguy LIER clerk man and I will win and clear my name and axonerade myself just wait! So other then that no I have never been convected of any Crimes!

HAVE YOU EVER ISSUED OR BEEN ISSUED A RESTRAINING ORDER? Explain:

It wore off last year and she knows better then to try that crap anymore! And the stupid cops around here dont even know how far fitty yards is it is a lot shorter then they think! Loosers!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY? DESCRIBE:

No not convected of any fellony! Unless Drunken Disordely is fellony I do not think it is!

HAVE YOU EVER POSED NUDE FOR ANY PUBLICATION, BEEN EMPLOYED AS AN EXOTIC DANCER, OR BEEN THE SUBJECT OF ANY PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL? IF YES, PLEASE EXPLAIN: (Please note: a "yes" answer should not disqualify you.)

I have no probalem doing any of that stuff belief me! So far I havent except for the times that I broke out the videocamara with the old ball and chain but that dont count it is just normal stuff that all commonlaw marryed couples do and there is nothign wrong with it belief me and it aint nobody busyness anyways! But I have no probalem with that nude stuff and dancing and pornoe and I can mail you the tapes of me and the old ball and chain if you want its pretty Hot stuff but dont show it to anybody else Billy Ray dident get my good side I can look a lot Hotter with a better camaraman and lighting man and sound man then those loosers we had!

WHY DO YOU WANT TO AUDITION FOR THIS SHOW?

To get on TV and be famous and start my big celbrety career and to show everone how I am Hot!

DO YOU THINK YOU’RE HOT AND WHY?

Yes I do and the little woman has told me I am hot manny times expecially when I put on my mussel shirt it is black and skampy and tight and has a picture of Molly Hatchett on it and it is rebell and she always gets all crazzy when I wear that one bucko!

WERE YOU ALWAYS HOT? EXPLAIN.

Yes I have always been Hot the girls always loved me and still do because I am what is known as a Badboy! Like Puffy Daddy!

WHAT IS YOUR SEXIEST ATTRIBUTE/BODY PART?

I would say that my hair is pretty awesome it is very long in the back but short in the front and looks rebel! Allso my mustashe is sexy you know how the girls love them mustashes!

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST SEXY ATTRIBUTE/BODY PART?

None! I use to have a beer belly but I do 15 pushups ever week so it will be gone by the time the show comes on!

ARE YOU MARRIED OR SINGLE?

Yes! DESCRIBE YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP:

I have been with the old ball and chain for years and we went commonlaw a couple years ago but face it no woman can chain me down I have a lot of life to live and I dont need any Ring to keep me from playing the field! Me and the woman have what is called a Open Relationship but dont go blabbing that to her!

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN?

None that I know of! Hahahahahah! Except Billy Jack who live with my Babaymama! He is four! Or five now maybe!

HAVE YOU EVER HAD COSMETIC SURGERY? PLEASE DESCRIBE:

Not yet but I will do it if it will get me on you TV show!

WHEN AND WHY DID YOU HAVE COSMETIC SURGERY?

I dident! But do Tatus count I got about 5 of those! I got them at the County Line Tatu palace on route 271 from Snake he is a badass artest and many cool people go to his shoppe for tatus!

DO YOU HAVE ANY BODY ART? (PIERCINGS, TATTOOS, ETC.) DESCRIBE:

Yes of course I just said I got 5 tatoos one is of a dragon and one is of a Duke Devil and one is of my babaymamas name and one is of Shack and I use to have a Carolina one but I had Snake change it into a Eagle that say USA #1 instead!

DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE AS A MODEL?

I could of been a Modell but I was a champion athalete instead in my young days! So now I am ready to be a modell and get on TV!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN REPRESENTED BY A MANAGER OR AGENT? IF YES, WHO?

Billy Ray from work is my expert and adviser for my famous websight he gets me googol on my computer for only 20 dollers a month but I will get shed of him if that will get me on the TV show any quicker! Once i am famouser I will probaly hire up Coach Kay or Shack to be my agent because they are good at being Famous!

WOULD YOU HAVE ANY OBJECTIONS TO POSING OR APPEARING NUDE ON TELEVISION OR IN A MAGAZINE? (NOTE: ANSWERING "NO" TO THIS QUESTION DOES NOT DISQUALIFY YOU)

No way I will give the girls a treat and show off my Hotness any old time in fact that remines me I forgot that other time I got convected of indescent exposure that time but I only had a fine and its probaly off my record now so it dont count!

ASIDE FROM THE MONEY, WHAT WOULD YOU HOPE TO GAIN IF YOU WERE SELECTED AS OUR WINNER?

I would be famous and a Star of the Screen and Rich and Famous and Hot chicks would be on my jock and wanting to get with me and it would kick ass!

DO YOU LIKE TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION?

You bet!

ARE YOU COMPETITIVE?

Yes! I am a winner so I want to win always! I am the most competative person of all times and anyone who says different is a lier and I will punch them! And win!

HOW DO YOU REACT TO CRITICISM?

I am very good at reacting to it and I usually react really fast to it and dont waste any time before punching out the jerks!

WHAT FAMOUS PERSON REMINDS YOU OF YOURSELF?

Shack is big and strong and tallented like me and Eminam is populer and Rebel like me and his posse man Fitty Cent is allso populer and Rebel like me and Coach Kay is smart like me and George Stinebrenner is rich and famous and powerfull and respected like me and Bert Renolds and Tom Selig are famous for being Hot like I am going to be when you put me on you show! So do it!

HAS YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE EVER HELPED YOU OR PUT YOU AT A DISADVANTAGE? EXPLAIN:

It awlways helps me because people see me and think wow he is cool and tough and Rebel and he dont take any crap and he is probaly Smart and knows all about which teams to cheer for because of his hats and teeshirts which are winner teams not loosers!

HOW DO OTHER PEOPLE DESCRIBE YOU?

As Awesome and Genious and Number #1!

HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SHOW?

From the TV I was watching Joe the Millionare or Fear Factory or something and the commercial came on and I was like Wow that chick is Hot and I am hot so I got to get on this show!

So there is my applycation I tried to be as honnest as possible because I am a very honnest man I will tell you you are looser anytime I am not afraid to lay down the law and call them as I see them so I gave them the facts and they shoul dbe putting me on that show very soon and you all can watch me and be amazed at how Hot I am I cant wait!

Febuery 19 Well the big news today is that the big Fight is back on! Mike Tyson is going to fight verses that Clifton Eatin looser after all and it is going to RULE! FINELY Tyson gets to deffend his belt after all the troubles he has been through where they locke dhim up and dident even let him fight since about 5 years ago! We have been waiting so long for him to finely get this chance so it is great! He is badass and Rebel which he show by getting a Tough Man kind of tatu on his face it is wicked badass I might get one of them myself to tell everone how I am so bad! Like Tyson! He is wacko and might blow up at any second and kill everone which is why everone is so scared to fight him so that is why he is the Champ! He RULEZ! So the good news is that the fight is going on anyways which is great sense I already payed Billy Ray $75 for my half of the Paper View which is going to RULE because allso in edition to Tyson kicking ass they are going to show Jayz rapping and singing and dancing around which is great because I know all about rapping and Jayz is one of the BEST so it is going to be a great show and worth it so I am so pshyced and they better not make me work this weekend I wont do it I dont care if they need the walkin cooler cleaned out or not someone else can do it no way am I missing this fight they can go cram it! Speaking of rappers the best new rapper of the World is the awesome Fitty Cent who is buds with Eminam and raps good songs! He is allso Rebel of course and he has AWESOME new CD called "Get Rich or Try Dying" and it is all about kicking ass and getting rich so it is like about me and stuff! So it rules!! So that's the big news in sports today!

Febuary 17 Well I just saw the big ending of Joe the Millionare and it was Unreal! It turns out that Joe the Millionare wasent even a millionare! He was faking and lying! Unreal what a frod! Anyways he picked Zoro insted of Sara come on how can you take that brownheaded Zoro girl over the nice hot blondy! What a looser no wander he poor! So anyways Joe the Millionare pecked Zoro and told Sara to go screw and then Zoro founded out that he was poor and she was ticked off but she dident even leave him or punch him or go sleep with his friends lucky for Joe the Looser! She should of after he lied so much thats what I would do because no one treats me bad and lives! But she dident do that and she was lucky because the Butler gave them a million dollers! What a stunning twist! It was unreal I was shocked out of my head! I dont know where that Butler got his million bucks from he must be one of those axcentrec millionares you always hear about! I need to get me a Butler like that who could give me a million dollers for nothing but who cares I am already Rich and a big famous CEO so who needs a rich Butler I will just get me a regular one but if he turns out to be a axcentrec millionare and wants to give me a lot of money that is cool with me I will keep it and just buy up some more awesome stuff and get a new car and a Xbox and a cordless phone and a basketball shirt of Lebaron James or West Unselt or Iversen or someone! So if you are a axcentrec millionare who likes to be a Butler come and work for me it will RULE you will have a great time and I will buy cool stuff with the money you give me! So do it!

Febuary 14! Well today is the holyday known as Valentimes Day bu it isent much of a holyday because I had to work anyways! So it stinks! The thing about Valantimes Day is that it is a holyday for the girls where they get all worked up and axcited to get flowers and chocalites from they man and go out to dinner at a nice restrant and not have to pay! They aught to be a holyday for MEN where we get to watch TV and drink a beer or ten and burp out loud and watch the damn game without the ball and chain ragging on us and allso have naked and nude Girls on the cable TV and allso get to eat all the junk food we want and not have to go to work! That would be a AWESOME day why dont men ever get a day like that! It isent fair it would be a great holyday we should have it and call it Men's Day and it would be so cool it would be just like ever saturday! Only it would happen during the week and it would RULE!!!! Anyways for the Valantimes Day I was a Romantec guy again like always and got the best flowers and candy in the whole 711 for the old ball and chain and of course she loved it and I was the big Hero because face it the women love a winner and thats me Bucko! And then we went out to a fancy restrant and I picked up the Check by myself and dident even make her leave a tip or anything because I am a big spender and Romantec and show a girl a good time! Money is no object and I told her to go ahead and get whatever she wanted even the Grand Slam Breakfest but I knew she wouldent because it was past breakfest time and for the Early Bird Special they had chiken fried stake so I knew she would get that anyways but I would of payed the money if she had ordered up the Grand Slam Breakfest because thats the kind of guy I am and it was a holyday! Even if it was a dumb one! So I put up the big bucks for my Woman! So thats Valantimes Day for you I cant wait untell this country gets FAIR and starts giving MEN a break and gives us a holyday of our own called MEN'S DAY!!!

Febuary 13! Well I finely remembered to type out the list of all the other amazeing awesome people who won the famous BW Award this year it is a great group and it is so perstegeous to be a part of this group you are all so lucky you get to read my great page for free! For now! So anyways without futher adoo here is the list of awesome winners of the 2002 BW Awards chosen by a big pannel of famous experts and scientesses!

2002 BW AWARDS!

Most awesome Internet websight anywhere in the universe for 2002: Bandwagon Boy's Page!

Best President of USA = George "W" Bush!

Most Awesome Rebel Rap Guy and Actor of 2002 = Eminam!

Best Baseball Champions of 2002 = Calfornia Angles!

Awesomest Football Champions of 2002 = Ohia State Bucks and Tampa Bucks!

2002 Best NBA National Champions of the World = LAKERZ!

2002 Award for Smartest and Best Scientest = that guy who invented gravety!

Hottest Girl Actres and singer and hot chick 2002 = J-Low!

Best Golffer = Tigger Woods!

Best race car driver man = Jimmy Jeff Johnson who beat out Jeff Gordon!

Best Writter of Books and Novells and other important stuff = Tom Clansy or Steven King!

Best Computer Guy and allso Richest guy in the World= Bill Gaits! (So there Billy Ray I told you you wouldent win for best computer hackerer! Jerk!)

Best sports journelest of all = Bandwagon Boy!

Best TV show = C.S.I or else My Freinds!

Best Movvie = Chigago if you like singing movvies or else The Lord of the Ring II: The Towers!

Worst big jerk evildoer = Sadamn Husane!

Other hot Chick with awesome TV show = Aleass!

So there you go what a amazeing list of great superstars and Heros except for Sadamn Husane who is bad of course! Just think of all the awesome people who werent good enough to make the list but I did and I won so that means I am the AWESOMEST!!!!!! YESSS!!!!

Febuary 11! Well do you know what is awesome I will tell you what is awesome it is that my famous and popular web sight is so powerfull you remember back when I told Coach Kay and Phill Jackson to stop being loosers and get smart again and tell they team to start winning and making baskets instead of loosing like loosers and missing all them shots well every sense then those teams are UNDEFEATED and playing like CHAMPIONS again and it is all because of ME and my great advise which was of course perfect again and awesome and it is great to be the person that a Genious Coach like the Great Coach Kay or Phill Jackson looks to for advise when they are in trouble and coaching like fooles and loosing all they games so I think the lesson that you people can learn from all of this is that I know what I am talking about so when Genious famous coaches like that listen to me you best shut up and do it too and learn that I know best because I have the CHAMPION AWARD WINNING WEB SIGHT that just won another award it is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!YESS!!!!!

Febuery 10! Well the big news in the sports world today is how once AGAIN I have won the big and famous BW AWARD!!!! This is awesome news! I won the award in 2001 and now I have just found out that my websight has won the perstegeous BW Award for Best Internet Web sight of 2002! This is so cool and it is a very big and HUGE honer because so many other great and famous people have allso won this great Award such as Geroge "W" Bush who won for Best President of 2002 and Eminam who won for Most Awesome Rebel Rap Guy and Actor of 2002 and the Calfornia Angles who won for Best Baseball Champions and Ohia State Bucks and Tampa Bucks who won for being most Awesomest Football Teams of 2002! Plus a bunch of egghead Poindexters won for things like best Scientist and Best Perfessor and a bunch of other stuff that no one cares about! What is even more AWESOME is I am the only person in the whole Universe to REPEAT and win the BW Award for both 2001 AND 2002! So cram that one loosers! The famous BW Awards are picked out by a pannel of famous people who are axperts and scientists and who look at everyone in the world and pick out the best to give out awards to and I won! AGAIN! I can't belief it this is so great and you are all so lucky to be able to read my Award winning Web sight for FREE because I am so genrous and great! So congradulation go out to me and all the other people who are so honered to win this awesome award with me but I am the ONLY one to win for two years in a row! Unreal this RULES! So here you go the 2002 BW Award winner for Best Internet Web Sight of 2002! You should of seen the big famous people I beat out maybe tomorrow I will print the whole list of the loosers who lost to me but right now I am going to the parking lot behind the 711 to get all tore up on 40s and whiskie because I am the WINNER and CHAMP and the BEST and I RULE and I AM NUMBER #1 so cram that one all you jealous loosers who are against me and talk trash about me and try and make me work over time or clean out the walkin cooler or try and put you websight up against mine or who start you own JEALOUS looser websight to bash me that NO ONE reads because you are LOOSER and I am WINNER!!!! YESSSS!!!! YESSSS!!!! AWESOME I AM THE KING BUCKO!!!!!

Febuery 5! Well the big Sport news today is how LeBaron James that high school basketball player got sent to jail just for wearing someone elses shirt! Its is unreal this kid is AWESOME and a superstar and all they can do is throw him in jail just for wearing some old guys shirt! What a bunch of ignorent jerks! The story is that some olden days people named West Udsel and some woman paid LeBaron James to wear they shirts with they names on it! Who cares big whup who gives a flying crap! LET THIS KID PLAY BASKETBALL that is what he does for a living and who cares how much money he gets paid by olden days people what does that have to do with anything NOTHING! This kid is a superstar and he should be allow to wear whatever the hell he wants it is a JOKE! This all happened because people are so JEALOUS of him being so AWESOME and they heard that he bought a Hummer which is like a tank but is made by Christler and it has a TV and video games in it and girls in bekenis in it and a bar and all that which is a sweet ride do you know what I am saying but so what who cares what kind of Hummer some teenager boy gets! Not me all that matters is that he is a superstar and his Constatucional Rights are being robbed and they are throwing him in jail just because of JEALOUSY!! Belief me this kid is the best player ever he is so good he could of gone to Duke but instead he wanted to get the blingbling so he is going Hardship instead so that he can get on Shack's team and win about 50 championships and all the playa hatas out there are so jealous and scared of LeBaron James on the same team as Shack that they got him arrested instead this sucks and is a JOKE and I am so mad I cant belief it I am going to loose all the money I had bet on his team winning the State champion ship it is a ripoff and I am going to Sue some people if LeBaron James isent allowed out of jail to win the champion ship what is wrong with this country how can a crime like this be allowed it is nonsince and I want my money back I wouldent of bet if I knew he was going to jail and anyways he should be let out on perol so that he can win the title and then he can go pro and buy all the Hummers and olden days shirts that he wants and there is nothing you playa hatas can do about it so give me my money back and CRAM IT!!!!!

Febuery 2! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS LOOSING! COACH KAY USE TO Be A GENIOUS BUT HE HAS LOSSED IT AND THE GAME OF BASKETBALL HAS PAST HIM BYE! HE CANT EVEN BEAT LOOSER FLOREDA STATE COME ON! HOW LONG IS HE GOING TO COAST OFF OF THOSE OLDEN DAYS NATIONAL CHAMPION SHIPS HE HAS ONLY GOT ONE IN THE LAST 10 YEARS MARRYLAND HAS ONE IN THE LAST ONE YEARS! WE ARE IN 5TH PLACE THAT IS LOOSER LAND AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! I AM A WINNER AND I DONT CHEER FOR LOOSER 5TH PLACE TEAMS! I HAVE STUCK UP FOR THIS LOOSER ALL YEAR AFTER WE LOST THOSE TWO GAMES AND I HAVE GIVEN HIM A CHANCE BUT HOW LONG ARE WE SUPOSE TO WAIT I AM SICK OF THE LOOSING AND THE WAITING COME ON WE CANT EVEN BEAT FLOREDA STATE TWO YEARS IN A ROW WHAT A JOKE I HAVE HAD IT GET RID OF THIS LOOSER NOW AND GET SOMEONE IN THERE WHO KNOWS HOW TO WIN AND HASENT GOT OLD AND FORGOT HOW TO WIN WHAT ABOUT QUEN SNIDER OR JOHNNY DAWKENS OR TOMMY HAMMOCKER THOSE GUYS STILL KNOW HOW TO IN ITS TIME TO KICK COACH KAY UP TO THE NBA AND BRING IN SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO WIN!!! WE HAVE LOST TO FLOREDA STATE TWICE SENSE WE WON IT ALL AND IT IS NOT ACCEPTIBLE I WONT EXCEPT IT IF YOU PEOPLE WANT TO STICK WITH THE GUY WHO FORGOT HOW TO COACH THEN YOU mUST LOVE LOOSING THAT MAKES YOU A LOOSER I AM A WINNER AND I HATE LOOSING AND I WOULD FIRE THIS GUY!! GOoD THING I AM A MARRYLAND FAN NOW AND WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE INSTEAD OF LOOSER 5TH PLACE! UNREAL LOOSERS LOOSING IT IS SICKENING FIRE COACH KAY NOW I HAVE HAD IT IF YOU STICK UP FOR HIS LOOSING THEN YOU ARE A LOOSER TOO!!!!!!

Januery 29 Well sense the Super Bowel is over there is no sports that anyone cares about going on untell the March Madnass starts up next month! So I will talk about some movies for you people to give you something to do untell the March Madnass starts up! The best movie in the world right now is called Darkeness Falls Down and it is a Horrer movie about this guy with a Shady past and this town called Darkeness that is all spooky and stuff! It gives me the creeps to watch this movie and is allmost as scarey as the Bare Witch movie but it has better spacial affects! So even though it doesn't have a good monster like Freddy or Chuckie or Jasson it is scarey! The next most awesome movie to watch these days is called Kangeroo, Jack! It is the story of a talking donkey that looks like Joe Cammal! This guy from England named Kangeroo Jack puts his coat onto the Donkey by misstake and the donkey goes running off and they have to chase him around and all sort of high jenks happen and stuff! It is a funny movie like a comadey so dont expect any action or explosions or naked girls that are nude! Allso Kangeroo Jacks coat has the money in it so they have to chase the donkey! That talks and looks like Joe Cammal! It is funny even though it happens in England! The next best movie to watch is called Chigago but it is a singing movie and kind of borring but the Girls are in skampy little cosstumes so at least there is that! So impress the little woman and show her you have class by letting her make you go to see this singing movie and you can stair at the hot Girld is skampy cosstumes and laugh at Richard Gear who tries to Sing! Unreal what a looser! And then of course there is another funny movie called Natural Sacurety with Lawrence Martin and that funny face guy in it they are a hoot and funny to laugh at! And it happens in American not England so that part is better then Kangeroo, Jack! So it is a good comadey to laugh at but they could of used a talking donkey or jackass in this one! And then of course dont forget Lord of the Ring II The Towers which has been out forever now and everone is bored allready but it use to be good back when it first came out! This is the sequal to the irst Lord of the Ring movie and it is allso a magiciens and dragons movie about elfs and whorelocks and gobblens! It isent funny and there arent any Nude or Naked Girls in it but there is lots of killing so at least there's that but I dout there will be another sequal because its not that good! So forget it we dont need a Lord of the Ring III! So there you go some good movie advise from me I love the movies I go all the time and see all the pictures because I am not a cheapskate I can go see a new picture if I feel like it I go ever month sometimes a couple times if theres nothing else to do so I know all about the movies!

Januery 28! Well do you know what is AWESOME! I will tell you! It is AWESOME how both my CHAMPION FOOTBALL teams are named the BUCKS! Both Ohio State and Tampa are BUCKS which is my faverite team name of all times now! It is awesome! I have to get me some champion ship hats and shirts that say BUCKS WORLD CHAMPS 2003 on them to wear around and show everone that I am a WINNER and not some jealous LOOSER! It is so great to have my favoritest football team be the CHAMPS and after all my loyelty I am glad to finely see these people win it all for me! I have loved Ohio State Bucks every sense we signed up Marece Clarinett to be our superstar runningback and of course I have loved my Tampa BUCKS every sense we got Grewdan the BEST Genious coach of all football! It is awesome too bad for you you are not me! In you faces BUCKOS!! Get it! BUCKOS!

Januery 26! YES YES YES FINELY MY TAMPA BAY BUCS HAVE WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP I KNEW WE WOULD DO IT AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT WE FINELY DID AND IT RULEZ AND I TOLD ALL YOU LOOSER OKLAND FANS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND IT DID SO CRAM IT IN YOU FACE LOOSERS!!! JOHN GREWDAN IS BEST COACH OF ALL TIMES WHY WOULDN'T YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT WELL NOW YOU KNOW! GREWDAN RULES AND SO DOES WARN SAP AND RONDAYNE BARBOUR AND ALL THE OTHER SUPERSTARZ OF MY TAMPA! YESS YESSS YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! NATIONAL CHAMPS IN YOU FACE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAMPA!

Januery 24! Well encase you dont know the big Super Bowel is Sunday! And my TAMPA are getting ready to whup up on Okland! It is going to RULE!! The only thing I am worried about is if we are going to repeat next year and win two in a row it is very diffecult to do that and only Great Champions like my Broncose with the AWESOME John Alway and my favorite COWBOYS with Troy Akemen were great enough to do that! But I am the loyelest Buckaner fan ever so I know that we can do it even with all our players that you never heard of like Rondayne Barbour and Matt Johnsen! The only thing is what if next year in the Super Bowel we have to play the Cowboys and what if Troy Akemen comes back to play for the Cowboys that would be very tough for anyone to beat even awesome Tampa! I use to love my Cowboys back in the olden days even though I hate them now but now that we have a new Coach Bill Parcels who is great I am starting to love my Cowboys so it will be tough for me next year when my TAMPA NATIONAL CHAMPS are going for the REPEAT in the Super Bowel but we'll just have to wait and see! Its going to be great anyways that is my theory on how my Tampa will win the Big Game and win the National Championship in the Super Bowel on Sunday I cant wait TAMPA RULE BUCKO NUBER #1 NATIONAL CHAMPS I CALLED IT YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!!!!

Janary 21! Well I told you all who was going to the Super Bowel and I was right AGAIN my favorite AWESOME TAMPA BAY BUCKENERS kicked ass again and will be whupping looser Okland in the Big Game! I love Tampa and they showed how they were AWESOME by pounding Phildephia Egles like I said they would!! We have too much skillz and over raded loosers like Rich Cannon MVP and Gerry Rice and Charley Carner and Makus Allan and Charles Rodson and Roman Owski are too old and looser and they Coach is nothing and cant touch up to John Grewdan World Genious of all times so forget it!! It is great to have my two faverite teams square off for the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP once again and it will be even sweter when my Tampa win it all! Us Tampa fans are so loyal and crazzy about our team you cant belief it and we have been waiting so long but its going to be great when we win we desserve it so much as the most loyelest fans in the whole world and the most crazzy! We all dress up in black and sliver cloths that say TAMPA and we go and yell bad names at the other teams because we are so crazzy about our Buckeners and the other team always get syced out and gets all nervous and then TAMPA kick ass and WIN!! Just you watch we will do it again in the Super Bowel!! Raders you are NEXT for a whipping dont even show up you have NO CHANCE!!!

January 20! Well I know all about TV shows and I have a great idea for a new TV show it would be so awesome and everone would love it! My show is going to be called American Celebrety Millionare Surviver Factor! Isnt that the coolest name in the world! It is going to be great the way it works is that a bunch of cool celbretys like maybe some Playboy Bunnys and Hulk Hogan and Eminam and Tigger Woods and Juliea Roberts and allso some looser celbretys like Webster and Danny Partrige and Tanya Hardin all have to live together on a island! And they have to compete to see who can win challange contests and answer trivia questions from Reeges Filban and Simon that English jerk and the winners can get millions of dollers in prizes! But the catch is that they have to try and hook up with sexy millionares and whoever doesn't gets voted off the island! Plus they have to eat bugs and jump off cliffs and sing karyokey and jump into a big pool of sharks and wear batheing suits in the Hot Tub and go on Dates and try and Get With the millionare batchelors! And its all on camras so we can see what really happens! its going to be great if you like shows like Fear Factory and American Batchelor then you will love this show! Trust me! I am going to send a email to the Fox channel and tell them this idea and then they will give me millions of dollers its going to be great! And I will be on this TV show myself if they have some hot Playboy Bunnys I cant wait I am going to be even Richer and Famouser! YESSSS!!!

January 16 Well the big news I just heard from Billy Ray at work is that Googol now costes 20 dollers a month to use! Unreal what a jip I was getting it for free and now we have to pay for it ever single month! Encase you live on the moon or something googol is the awesome software for computers that you can turn on and it will look up stuff for you! It is awesome and it is like some kind of a electrical Encyclopedio or something! I use it all the times for all my research into sports for my sports writting and it is how I come up with some of my best breaking news stories and reports! So this is bad news but the good news is that Billy Ray says that he is a computer "hackerer" and he can hacker up my computer so that it will still use the googol for me and I would only have to pay him 15 dollers a month! And I am so rich that I will spend all that money on the googol! So good news for you people! So its actually not too bad of a deal because googol is good! And at least I wont be paying 20 dollers ever month like the rest of you suckers out there! Maybe I will take the money I save and buy me up some lottery tickets or maybe take the old ball and chain out to the Macdonalds so she'll get offen my back about how I never take her out to dinner! It is good to save money like that so I really cant afford not to do it! It just stinks that the googol cheapskates have to get so greedy exspecially after how I already had to pay Billy Ray $50 to enstall googol onto my computer last year in the first place! But it is hard to be a superstar sports journelest like me and like they always say you have to pay money to spend money if you want to be the best or else you will just end up fading into bolivian! And I am too famous for that to happen Bucko!

January 15 Well I told you all how my Raders were the AWESOMEST team in all of the whole NFL and how we were going to kick the crap out of the Jets and what happened we DID! YESSSS!!! We are the dominate team and will be slottering Tennsee Titens this weekend to clench another trip to the Super Bowel! Listen I know all about foot ball and I can tell a great team when I see one so let me tell you how my Raders are the BEST in the game! We have Gerry Rice who is BEST recever ever and our QB is Rich Cannon the MVP bucko! And we have the running backs who RULE like Charlie Carner and whathisface and I think Markus Allan is still there! Then on deffense we are unstoppible with stars like Charles Rodson, Roman Owski and that other guy! So you see no other team can compare to us in football and so after we slotter the Tennsee we will go on to Sweep the Super Bowel playoffs and be the NATIONAL CHAMPS of football just like Ohio State! The Super Bowel is in Samdiego this year which means that my Okland Raders will have the Homefield advantage because Okland is in Calfornia also so probaly all the crazzy fans of Raders will drive to the game or take the bus! But it doesnt matter we dont need it anyways because my Raders are the BEST bucko! YESSS!! The Sliver and Black a commendmint to exellence! We are going to kick ass in you face loosers! No way is Tennsee comming in and winning in the Black Coal (that is the knick name of our stadium of Okland because all our crazy fans dress up in Black like Coal! And go Nuts!) I can't wait its going to RULE it is always awesome when one of my teams is about to win it all AGAIN!!!!

January 10 Well once AGAIN my DUKE Devils are the best in the world! We have not lost yet and everone else in the whoel country has even Arizzona! As the only undeffeated team in the world we are ovioulsy NUMBER #1 out of everone and on our way to yet another CHAMPIONSHIP that I perdicted and told you all about but did you belief me NO well its you own fault because I knew Duke would go undeffeated and just think how rich you would al be if you had listen to me and betted you money on DUKE ever game! But you dident! So this weekend we play some nobody team like Georgia Tech on TV so take it from me we will win yet again and the UNDEFFEATED streak will continue why doesent everone love Duke I guess some people are just jealous and looser so they like teams that loose and stink well I AM A WINNER and so is DUKE so get with the program and start cheering for NUBER #1 or else be a looser who cares my team will win anyways!!

January 10 well the football national championships tourneyment is comming up and my team looks awesome! I am so sick of the looser Patriats who I loved all last year but after they dumped Bleddso and wouldent FIRE looser BILL BELLYSHACK I said forget it and pecked out my NEW favroite team who are awesome and are going to win the big game this weekend I gauruntee it and I will bet anyoen any amount of money that they will! Because I have a special feeling like I did about the Patriatz last year only about my new awesome team it is going to be great I cant wait I will be right once again mark my words you heard it here FIRST! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!

Janury 8! Wow I LOVE the new Realty shows on TV! That Joe Millionare show was great! I think it great that FINELY They have a show where this guy named Joe Millionare has all this money and all the hot chicks are fighting over him! It is going to RULE when he picks out his hot chicks! I think the show is great where else can you see a bunch of hot chicks chassing around after a real cool Millionare guy who they all love! At my house you can thats where! But not on TV!

So anyways my point is that if you dont like this show then you are just JEALOUS of Joe Millionare! I am sick of everone who says it is stupid and who try and cut him down and run they mouth and this and that! JEALOUS! Now there is also the show called American Batcheloret which is kind of dumb because there is only one hot chick and about 20 guys who wants to see that its borring now if they had 20 hot chicks and one guy ME then it would rule! Why dont they ever come up with good ideas like that for the TV! And of course the new realty show is comming up soon it is called Celebrety Real World where loosers like Webster and Axel Rose and Amelio Esteves live in the same house with PLAYBOY Playmates and stripper girls and that girl from Baywatch it is going to be AWESOME I cant wait! So there is a lot to watch on the TV when you get back from seeing the best movies of all times called "Lord of the Rings II: The TOwers" and that cartoon where Adam Sandaler plays Eminem called 8 Crazzy Miles check it out it RULES and Emminemm RULES and is REBEL so cram it!

January 7! I am sick and tired of this whinning by fans of NY LOOSER Giants how they got robbed by the reffs too bad the refs are part of the game all that matter sis who wins and you lost so cram it I am keeping my money because they lost by 3 and NOT 3.5 points so cram that one loosers crying about the refs is JEALOUS and shows looserism you will NEVER hear a winner like me complain about the refs they are fine men just doing they job and refs never have any inpack on the score of the game only loosers say so!

JANUARY 4th! YES YES YES!!!! I CALLED IT MY OHIO STATE BUCKEYES WIN IT ALL CHAMPS WE WIN THE COLLEGE SUPERBOWEL I KNEW WE WOULD AND YOU LOOSERS WHO DOUTED ME ARE SO WRONG IN YOUFACE I CALLED IT!!! YESSSSS! I KNEW MIAMI WOULD CHOKE THEY BLEW IT AND EVEN THOUGH OHIO STATE CHEATED A LITTLE BIT AND GOT LUCKY WHO CARES THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM AND ARE CHAMPS!!!! MIAMI BLEW IT I AM SICK OF THEM ANYWAYS I KNEW THEY WOULD CHOKE AND THAT'S WHY I CALL THEY COACH LRRY CHOKER!!! THEY NEED TO FIRE HIM AND GET A WINNER IN THERE BUT ANYWAYS WHO CARES MY BUCK EYES WIN!!! IT IS SO GREAT TO FINELY SEE MY OHIO STATE WIN IT ALL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS BUT I STUCK BY THEM AND WE WON AND IT IS AWESOME TO BE A PART OF A CHAMPION TEAM US LOYALE FANS ARE A BIG PART OF THE CHAPIONSHIP AND WE FINELY GOT THE BIG ONE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS IT IS SO GREAT!!!YESSSS!!! OHIO STATE BUCK EYES NUBER #1 NATIONAL CHAMPS COLLEGE SUPERBOWEL CHAMPS WE RULE BABAY!!!!!!! YESSSS!! IN YOU FACE LOOSERS MIAMI BLOWS OHIO STATE RULESSSS!!!!

January 2! Well the BIG GAME is getting close and now is the time when everone in the world is looking for me to make my big perdiction on who will win the game! It is very difficult to perdict because these are the best two teams in the world and I love them both! But I know all about football so I can tell you that it will be a very close game that will go right down to the wires and it will probaly go into Overtime maybe even double Overtimes beffore my Buckize pull it out and win it all! So you see that is my bold perdiction I am not afraid to make the call and risk everthing and make the call! So it will be OHIO STATE my favorite team winning it all over Miami who I use to like but now theyre kind of looser I know all you people who just change teams to cheer for the champions all the time and who like Miami Hurrcanes now will get mad at me for being so loyale to my BUCKIZE but too bad I call it like I see it and I am so loyale you wont belief it and so I am sticking by my BUCKIZE I dont' care who is against me that is my call I perdict my OHIO STATE to win the college Superbowel in the big game you heard it here first I am on the record making this perdiction and it is January 3 right now way back beffore the game was even played not the day after or anything! GO BUCKIZE WE WILL WIN IT ALL!!!

January 1! Happy New years to all my thousands of fans who love me! It is 2003 and that means that it is a new year and it will be awesome for me once again and all my team will win the national championship again! Just you watch! This is the time of year that I always look back at 2002 and see how my teams did and the answer is AWESOME! The Lakerz won it all again back beffore Phill Jackson got stupid and my Calfornia Angles of course won it all! And dont forget Marryland who won it all I loved them back when they had the superstars of Big Lonny Wilcots and Wan Dickson who brought home the bacon! I don't much like them anymore but who cares we won it ALL babay!!! And of course I love my Detroit Redwingers CHAMPS again bucko! I LOVED my Patriats back when we had Bleddso I told them to keep him but they dident listen because Bellyshack got stupid and choked but we did win the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP back when they were my favorite team! With Bleddso! And dont forget the awesome Tigger Wood and Jeff Gordon and many others that I love and perdicted big things for and I was right! So it looks like 2002 was another great year for me and my champion teams and 2003 will get off to a great start with my two favorite teams playing for the college NCAA Superbowel It is going to RULE!!!!

Decmber 30! Well the BIG game is comming up this week and of course it is between my two favorite teams my OHIO STATE BUCKIZE and Miami! I use to LOVE Miami canes last year when they had all those other guys and they are still all right but OHIO STATE is my real favroite team this year because we are so AWESOME! So anyways the game is comming up for the CHAMPIONSHIP so it will be great to see my teams kick butt! Too bad for the rest of you that you looser teams stink and mine RULE!!!

December 26th! Well I had a awesome Christmas! I will tell all about my awesome Chrsitmas I got the best presents in the world! I got me a Miami Hurrcanez NATIONAL CHAMPIONS hat and a Lakers teeshirt that looks cool but Lakers are kind of looser now so I will not wear my new teeshirt until they wake up and fire Phill Jackson! I think I will maybe make up a new special web page about how Bill Bellyshack and Phill Jackson have lost it and arent smart anymore and are stupid loosers and should be FIRED now! It will be aweosme and all the people who are sick of they stupid ness can go the webpage when I make it and vote about how they want them FIRED NOW! It's going to be awesome and probaly get about a million hits and everyone will be talking about it and so I will get even MORE famous and then all the reporters will aks Phill Jackson about the famous webpage about firing him and he will say "If that man think he can do a better job he should try it himself!" and then I will say "Oh yeah you think you so smart Bucko I will do it myself" and then the Lakers will hire me up as Coach and I will lead us to another CHAMPIONSHIP and be the Hero and Shack and Cobey will carry me off the court on they shoulders and I will get the trophy and be voted Best Coach of the Year and will get paid a million bucks and do TV commercials and get my own TV show and I will have on guests like supermodels who will be hot and want to get with me because I will be so rich and famous and Best Coach of the Year! And Billy Ray and all them loosers that smart off to me will have to shut up then and they will be sorry and apalogize to me and I will tell them to CRAM IT! It is going to RULE so I need to start working on that FIRE PHILL JACKSON web page soon I will do it later after New Years and soon I will be the coach of the Lakers! So that's how I had a awesome Christmas!

Decemeber 21! Well I am so mad I dont know what to do today is saturday but sense Christmas is comming up I decided that I would beat the Rush and get going to church out of the way today when I have some free time instead of going when it is all crowded up on Christmas Eave! So I go out and the first church I come up to looks great it is open and people are in there and it is all lit up and has a big star on the front! So I say this here church really is full of the Christmas spirit and I am full of it too! So I go in and it was a bunch of nonsince the preacher was some hippy man with a BEARD and long sideberns and a funny hat and he dident talk about the Jesus or Santa Clause or CHRISTMAS even once! He just blabbed around in some madeup languange that isent even words! I was so mad I couldent belief it I dont have time to go to some church anyways because I am so busy and importent and here I take the time out of my busy day to waste in some church and this happens! Well I was walking out after that church time and I say to that preacher man "Marry Christmas" all sarcastick like and he dident even get it he just gives me some wierd look like I'M the one who is nuts and a whacko when HE is! What a looser anyways this hippy church RUINED my Christmas I better get me a lot of big presents to make up for all the time I wasted in that church I have learnt my lesson when it is Ester or Christmas Eave again I will stay home and watch the church on TV at least Billy Swagger or them other guys will talk about Christmas and the Jesus and Santa Clause like they are SUPPOSE to do! Unreal what a bunch of werdos take it from me stay away from that church they arent even real christens there it is named after Beth somebody so if you go by that place dont expect any good preaching about Santa and Bbay Jesus and toys and Christmas Carolls and all of that stuff just a bunch of JUNK!

December 19 Well there isnt much in the sports news today accept that Atalanta Braves just signed up Gary Maddux the SUPERSTAR pitcher! Maddux is always full of the statts but take it from me he can't win the Big One and he will never win the national cahmapionship in baseball he just doesn't have what it takes! So anyways he will get millions of dollers but big whup he's still over rated and he wouldent even start on my AWESOME CHAMPION Calfornia Angles! In other sports news many famous Coaches that use to be smart are getting dumb and need to be FIRED NOW! First of all is that block head Phill Jackson he use to be a good Coach but he got overconfident with his big fat paycheck and lazy with all his money and wommen and forgot to Coach his team to WIN! How can you have the two best players in the whole world SHACK and COBEY and still be a looser team! UNREAL! He needs to get fired now why dont the stupid Lakers cut hiim and just make SHACK the coach he is the best anyways and when some of those scrubbs miss shots Shack could say you stink looser get off the court you dont desserve to play with the like of me! And then the scrubbs would wake up and make some shots and give the ball to Shack more! Allso Bill Bellishack needs to be FIRED now! I use to love my Patriats back in the olden days when we were winning CHAMPIONSHIPS with superstars like Drew Bleddso but now we are stuck with loosers and I blame the Coach! Bellishack is just like Phill Jackson he needs to start coaching the players to WIN instead of to loose how hard is that get with the program or get lost! And another Coach who use to be smart and is now dumb is Barry Williams the coach of Champion Marryland! Come on these guys are CHAMPS but they are loosing games left and right there is no excuse for it they have all the same superstars that won it all last year but they are playing like loosers and of course there is only one reason for that the COACH! So start winning now Williams or you need to be FIRED too! I dont have time to waste watching crappy teams play crappy games with crappy coaching and I wont stand for it and things need to be done and changes need to be made NOW or ELSE!!!!

December 13 Well the big news is how Pete Rose is FINELY going to the Hall of Fame! I say that this rules because Pete Rose = NUMBER #1 of all times in hitting and so oviously he needs to be int he hall of fame how can they put in all those other people who were less of hitters than the great Pete! I know that jealous loosers are all getting together to say that just because Pete Rose betted on base ball he shouldent go to the Hall of fame that is the stupedest thing I ever heard it really burns my craw! Who cares if he bet! So what its neither hide no there when you are talking about the hall of fame! And I bet all the time its what real men do! Who cares if he bet on base ball you have to bet on something and football doesn't go on in the Summer just base ball! Duh! What is he suppose to bet on tiddellywenks! Yah right! Pete Rose is number one and he use to run like a crazzy man with his pants on fire to first base when he got a walk! Do you see any of these other lazzy players do that NO just Pete Rose who was knick named Charley Hussler because he use to hussle so much! And even so these people are still against him they are so stupid! So anyways the good news is that Charley Hussler is going to the Hall of Fame I hope he shows everone what a bunch of low class jerks they are by flipping them the bird right on the stage whn they hand him his big gold plack! That would serve them all right! Anyways I am glad that the little guy finely wins out against the political correct liberal loosers who want to keep Pete Rose down in the gudder its about time he got his way and now we can all relax with Justice being done! Congradulation to Pete Rose American Hero! Maybe he can go back to being mannager for the Redds who STINK and can teach them to hussle on walks and bet on themselfs so that they will try to win for a change instead of being loosers! Loosers!

BRAND NEW FEATURE IT IS SO COOL MY TOP TEN RANKINGS SEE WHO IS THE BEST AND NUMBER ONE OF THE NUMBER ONES!!!

BANDWAGON BOY'S TOP TEN RANKINGS:

NUMBER #1!!!= MIAMI HURRCANEZ NATIONAL CHAMPS!!!

3! MY CALFORNIA ANGLES = WORLDS CHAMPS BABAY NUBER #1 AWESOME!!!! YESSS!!!!

4. JEFF GORDON BEST RACE CAR MAN EVER!!!!
5. DETROIT REDWINGS BEST IN HOCKEY WIN THE STANELEY CUP!!
6. MARYALND TERPINS NATIONAL CHAMPS OF BASKETBALL BABAY!!
7. TIGGER WOOD = BEST GOLFER OF ALL TIMEZ AND AWESOME!!!
3. PATRIATZ SUPER BOWEL CHAMPS!!
7. DUKE BASKETBALL AWESOME BABAY!! LOOK OUT FOR US NEXT YEAR!!

A awesome song is the song from the American Idle show it is good and very great the way that she sing it she has a great voice the way she makes it go up and down all the time and back and forth she is like Maria Kerry so that is pretty awesome! Better then you could sing it! So go and buy the song from American Idle today because it is great and everone loves it!

8. EMANEM HAS A AWESOME NEW MOVIE CALLED 8 CRAZZY MILES AND HE SING ITS SONG AND THE SONG OF HIS RAPPING THAT ROCKS IS CALLED LOOSE YOU SELF AND IT ROCKS!!
9. THE NEW JAMES BONDS MOVIE KICKS BUTT IS CALL DIE ANOTHER TIME AND JAME SBONDS IS COOL AND AWESOME AND THE GIRLS LOVE HIM AND HALLEY BERRY IS HOT AND JAMES BONDS IS JUST LIKE ME WHICH IS WHY HIS MOVIE RULEZ!!!!!

10. "Fear of all summs" is a new Video and it RULEZ it has the stars of Ben Daffleck and Morgan Fairchild and it is full of suspence and Action and stuff liek that so go and rent it today!

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December 9th! Well FINELY we have the setup of who gets to play Miami for the College Super Bowel and of course it is my second faverite team called Ohio State! This is awesome news because my two undeffeated teams will be matched up and after Miami wins number one then Ohio will be number two and I will have won two times! Instead of zero like a lot of you loosers who dont cheer for my champion teams! Duh! Mean while of course it is getting to the end of the year which means it is almost time for the big awards to come out like Best Movie and Alblum of the year and Best TV Show of the Millenium and the Noble Prize and the Pewlitser and of course the best and awesomest awards of them all the famous BW Awards where a bunch of the smartest people in the world pick out the very best things! Oviously last year this great web page won the BW Award for best web sight anywhere and is the big faverite to win again! But you never know the suspence is killing everone but I think I will get the big call soon from the famous BW comitee and find out how many new awards I have won this year it is awesome to win things! And so I can't wait to win even more awards and be the best and NUMBER #1!! again!!! YESSS!!!!

December 2-- well one thing that many people are afraid to admet ecxept me is that Shack is kind of over rated and not as good as he use to be! I love the Dallas Mavricks in the NBA this year of course I still love my CHAMPION Lakers and they rule but Shack and Cobey use to be better I dont know why people are afraid to say so but I am not I call it as I see them and Shack needs to wake up and get his butt in gear I do not accept looser play because I am a winner so Shack and Cobey get playing like Champions! Now! I dont have time to waste cheering for teams that dont even win I am very busy and how long do you think you can coast off of last year! Start winning NOW or else the Mavricks will have took you over as the awesomest team! Wake Up Now!!!

November 31-- well everone has been writting to me to say "Dear Bandwagon Boy you rule! Why dont you updait you page all the time I need you infomation so bad because I learn everthing from you and I cant wait for you next page! So hurry up and make more news for me to read!" Well for you infomation I am a very busy and importent man and I have a lot of big busness things to do! And plus allso in addition it was just the big Holyday havent you ever heard of Thanksgiven its a big holyday and I was busy with it so back off Bucko! Encase you dont know Thanksgiven is the day where we all get together and eat Turkey and watch football and that is what America is all about! So you commies and Muslins out there that dont belief in Thanksgiven can just go cram it! I ate a big ol' plate of food it was awesome! I ate almost the whole loaf of turkey by myself plus allso about half a box of mashed potaoes and half a can of gravvy plus in addition almost the whole can of cramberry sauce! I was stuffed to the max and had to loosen up my belt buckel after all of that awesome food! So if you are a looser that dont belief in Thanksgiven because of you stupid looser relgion then look at what you are missing! No wander you are all jealous of us Christians that belief in Turkey Day! (That is my knick name for Thanksgiven I call it Turkey Day on account of it is the day where we all eat Turkey and watch football and pray to the Jesus for all the awesome food that Christiens get that jealous relgions dont!) So you see that my relgion is the best and the right one so wake up and start being someone that goes to the Church of Jesus over on Ellm Street ever single Ester and Christmass Eve and whatever and you will get to eat awesome Turkey on Thanksgiven too! Or else go back to wherever you came from I dont care more Turkey for me that way! Looser!

November 26 Well the big news is that SHACK is BACK!!! He come back from having his toe amputaded and of course kicked everone's butt and now the Lakers are back!! We are so awesome it is going to RULE to win another Champion ship you people all gave up when they Lakers play like garbage loosers but I am the one who always said to show some LOYALTY and just wait untell SHACK gets back and now he is and I am right again! Loosers! Second of all American Batchelor finely picked his wife and he picked the little brown hair girl I dont know why he dident just keep dating all the hot girls at one that is what I would of done! What a looser! No wander his show got canceled! In football news my two faverite teams will be playing for the Super Bowel of college football CHAMPION Miami and of course awesome Ohio! It is so great to have the two teams that I love so much play in the college Super Bowel it is unreal it must stink for you loosers to never even get one of you teams in the big game but I got TWO! And two is more then ZERO so you see I win again!!! YESSSSSS!!!!

November 18 Well look out I told you all CAROLINA IS BACK!!!! We slottered Pen state on TV last night and are undefeated once again! Pen State stinks and blows but belief me any time that you can destroy a Big East team like Pen State like Carolina did last night you are so awesome it is unreal! It is so great to be back after that looser garbage desgrace of a team from last year! FINELY they are listening to me and playing Rashad Felton why the hell wasn't he playing last year I demanded it and they dident listen well I told them so and now finely they listen and of course what happens he is back and we are undeffeated and on the way to the Finale Four! It is so awesome that my three faverite ACCC teams are so amazing and great this year it is going to rule! First of all we have Duke who will win it all AGAIN behind the Great Coach Kay and of course Carolina is BACK and our 60 feet of hell deffense and slam dunking the ball on the offense is going to put us in the Finale Four babay! And then we have Marryland who is champs but better wake up and start dominating if they want to hang with my Undeffeated Heelz! And Devils! And of course there is my favorite team Arizzona! Who rulez! GO SUN DEVILS NUMBER #1 Babay!!!!! Yess! So that's pretty much settled for the Finale Four this year my faverite teams of Duke Carolina Arizzona and allso the team from last year who I loved beffore they lost all my foaverite players Marryland! So go make you bets now I have spoken it is like free money for you people to go bet on that Finale Four! Go do it what are you wading for!

November 13! Well the big news is that on American Batcheler they are down to two hot girls! It is unreal that Batchelor gets to go out with all these hot girls they aught to have let me be on the show I would of shown them hot girls a better time! But I wouldent pick only one hot girl no way I am too much man for any one woman to handel! So anyways its down to Helen and Brook who are hot girls one is blond and one is brownhaird! If it was me I would marry the bolnd girl and have the brunet for a girlfriend and then call back that other blond and have her be the misteress but Batcheler is too dumb he doesn't know what he's doing! I always say why make one girl happy when you can make three! Hahahah! Anyways the big season finalee is next week and everone want to know who Batcheler is going to pick I say he will pick the blond girl but he should pick them both but whatever everone want to see the girls face who doesnt get picked and is shown to be a looser on national TV! It will be too bad for her but I will help her feel better if you know what I mean! By having sex with her! If you know what I mean! So anyways that is the latest report for American Batcheler everone is really into it and cant wait!

November 11! Well the big news is that CAROLINA is BACK babay!!! We played this college called AE SPorts in the first game of the year and WHUPPED them but good by like 100 points and Rashad Felton and the rest were AWESOME and so we are undefeated and unstoppible and so the rest of you can look out because we are BACK and we are going to give our foes 60 feet of HELL ever night on the court so face it we are BACK and will be in the TOP of the ACC again and we are UNDEFEATED face it! And allso for all you people that want to buy my Carolina cloths I am still selling the FOOTBALL junk because they football team is awful and horribel and a joke and a desgrace! So I dont want that crap! But take it from me we are BACK in basketball! I have spoken!!

November 8! Well the big news is that Berry Zeto FINELY won the Cy Young award! He is awesome pitcher of the year by far! Even though he CHOKED in theplayoffs it just shows to go that there were no good pitchers in the league this year it was all about hitters and the HOMERUNS babay!! But what is weired is that they gave out two Cy Youngs this year why in the world do they do that it is stupid! You dont need two awardes escpecially when the pitchers sucked this year they aught to take that second pitcher award and give it to Berry Bonds or Derrick Jeeter or A-Rodd or one of the other superstarz of the game! Look at my Angles they pitching all sucked except for Sanfrancisco Rodrigez the AWESOME rookie! But they still won it all anyways because they are CHAMPS and have heart and HUSTLE and are tough and not CHOKERS so they aught to have give the Cy Young Award to Sanfrancisco Rodrigez from the ANGLES who desserve it not to Zeto who was awesome but a chokker! Anyways who cares about the dumb award it will probaly be shoplifted away by Winnona Judd anyways!!! Hahahahah that is a joke because Winona Judd is the celbrety who stole and got busted like a looser and now is going to jail and I say good! Throw the book at her I am tired of all these celbretys think they are bigshots and hotshots and going around like they think they so hot and stealing and shopplifting all the time it needs to stop NOW and they aught to give her the chair or something and make an example of her! Who does she think she is going around and stealing if she dident have a hotshot laywer she would have got the chair or something! Well I am tired of all this nonsince and its time to get tough on crime and crackdown on these celbretys shoplifting and something needs to be done NOW and so make an example of her and throw the book at her and lock her up without the key and next time some big actor like Winona Judd or Bert Renolds or someone goes around shoplifting they know they will get in hot trouble and they wont do it! Jerks! So anyways that is why Berry Zeto won the Cy award and is the best pitcher around! Except for Sanfrancisco Rodrigez who REALLY should of won the award but who cares about looser baseball anyways! Its no fun with the Yankees playing like looser garbage so untell Stinebrenner wakes up and fires looser Joe Torry baseball will be borring which it is anyways but at least the Yankees use to be awesome in theplayoffs oh well who cares I love my Angles and its football season anyways GO HURRCANEZ!!!!!!! YESSS!!! CHAMPS!!!!!

Noveber 5 Well the big news is how the AWESOME Randy Johnsen called the Big Unet won the Cy Young again! He is the awesomest pither ever of course and the best and was a Hero last year when he led Dimonbacks to the CHAMPIONSHIP but they CHOKED this year but he is so good that they give him the award anyways! I knew he would win it because this is a crap year for pitchers there werent any good ones anywheres Big Unet and Shilling were alright but they choked and werent as good as beffore and all the other star players in baseball were hitters like Extein and Samon and the other CHAMPION ANGLES! Allso superstars were Soreano and Gimabi from Yankees and of course awesome Barry Bonds who is the best player ever for a choker! And Derrick Jeeter of course rules too bad his team mates sucked this year and he didnt have anybody any good to help him so if you are reading this Stinebrenner you better wake up and get some good players NOW and fire the looser Joe Torry and hire a good manger to lead the Yankees or you are going to be cramming it from my CHAMPION ANGLES for years to come bucko! So there you have it the Cy Young = Randy Big Unet Johnson!!!

October 31 oh yes I have a announcement I have a bunch of Carolina shirts and hats and other stuff that I need to get shed of I never wear that junk anymore and I need room to put all my new CALFORNIA ANGLES WORLD CHAMPS shirts and hats and thunderticks and rally monkeys and banners and such! So if you want any of that Carolina junk give me a email I just want to get shed of it I will sell it to you real cheap belief me! I have a Joe Forty shirt and a Damon Duran shirt and one of Rasheed and allso Vince from back in the old days and about 20 different hats and some teeshirts and banners and two jackets and it is all that wussy light blue I am sick of it please make me a offer and I will sell it cheap it is very high quality and hardly been worn at all for the last couple years it is in great shape I just dont wear the uniforms of looser teams and I reffuse to wear it now that the great Dean Smith and that football coach are gone and we are stuck with loosers for coaches I am boy cotting them untell we get some winner coaches I reffuse to axcept such looser loosing and it stinks and it sucks and it stinks and I have had it and so I am selling all my Carolina stuff! So if you are a looser who still likes Carolina even now then send me out a email and make me a offer and you can have it cheap! I don't wear such junk!

October 31! Well today is the Holloween and it is the day for the little kids to dress up as spooks and gobolens and witches and monkeys and spacecraft men and celbreties and such it is very fun for the children except for the Creeps who put razor blades in apples when I was a kid I had to have the apples cut up because of these loosers if I knew who did it I would put sugar in they gas tank or key they car to show them who is Boss and that is me Bucko! Anyways the Holloween is good fun for the whole famly and is one of the best Holidays we have I dont know why we have to work on Holloween its a holday but they wanted us to come in but I dont care I called in "sick" (I wasn't really sick I was faking it and goldbricking but dont tell anybody!) and I dont care I am not afraid of anyone I will not work these holdays no more and anyone who wants me to can cram it! I slept all day and played the Exbox and watched the TV and I am going out all night to throw eggs and soap windows and throw joybags because I am going to get back them kids that papered up the whole trailer park last year trust me they dont know who they are dealing with they are going to be so sorry when they run into me! Jerks! So anyways Holloween is awesome and fun no matter whether you dress up like a spook or throw eggs at stupid teenagers it is the best and no man is going to make me miss out on the fun and anyone who tries can go cram it!! Jerks!

October 29! Well today is a very special day because it is the first annual annaversery of this web page! Unreal isent it! It seems like only a little while ago I was just a average CEO of a big famous corpration but now I am a famous journelest on the inter net! It is so amazeing this could only happen in America the greatest country in the whole world Bucko! You couldent accomplish all of my feats and become a famous internet sports journelest if you were from some looser country that cant afford the internet or even TV like Africa or China or England or Etheopia! Loosers! So anyways I think I should take this time to remember back on some of the great highlights of this amazing websight! First there was MIAMI HURRCANEZ winning it all! I called it right here and knew it would happen and it did! And then of course back last year when the Patriatz had the great Dru Bleddso we won it all it was so cool I garanteed it would happen and was right again! To bad the stupid looser Patriats were too dumb to keep Bleddso like I told them to! Oh well, the next wonderful memmory of this first year of my awesome page was when Marryland Terpins won it all! It was great and I told all you suckers from Kansas and Indianana that you had NO CHANCE against my Mighty Terpins and who was right ME thats who! I hope you all learnt you lesson from that! And then next of course was the great day when Shack and Cobey and the rest of my LAKERZ won they 4th NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP in a row and swept out the nets and were CHAMPS AGAIN! So you see, my web wite has gone through many big events and memmories and was always right and of course if you pay attention and read my comments and incite then you learnt a lot and owe me a lot and you really aught to be thanking me for all I done for you what are you ungreatful! Anyways I should allso thank all the little people who did they little part to help my awesome web page stay awesome there was me, and the Great Coach Kay who did a interview and Coach Barry Williams from CHAMPION Marryland who did a interview and of course SHACK who will be getting back to me real soon with his interview! And Billy Ray from work who cut me a deal and sold me this here web page for only $50 dollers! So thanks to all them but not to anyone else the rest of you dident do anything for me so who needs you not me why do people always come around with they hands out aksing me for something all the time! I'm tired of it! So anyways HAPPY ANNAVERSERY TO ME!!! ONE YEAR ALL READY UNREAL! At this rate I will own the whole internet in a couple years! I already have 30,000 hits of my page that is so many it is awesome! Do you know how manny that is it is a lot! 30,000! That must be the record for most hits of any websight in the world out of sports journalests! If you are all lucky I will keep doing this and help you out for a while more!

October 29! Well now that the Worlds Serieses is over and MY ANGLES are champs we can all move on to the importent games of college football! Only a few more weeks untell my MIAMI HURRCANES play in the NAtional Champion Bowel game on New Years Day for the National Championship of the World! So that means everone is looking at the CBS computer ranks! And they are stupid! What a joke first of all if you want the best team to play Miami just ask me and save all the trouble I will tell you! But these stupid CBS rankings are stupid! They are screwing up everthing and I am sick of it! The stupid CBS ranks have Oklahomma ahead of Miami thats how dumb they are! Oklahomma is a great and awesome team but come on they are only second best! The stupid rankings are going to screw up the National Championship Bowl because they are so wrong and stupid and backwards they are like some monkey typed them at a commputer or something! I will tell you the RIGHT ranks of how it should be without the stupid dumb CBS rankings! Here are MY rankings and they are right and better than the foolish CBS ones and are the best and done all scientific! So read the BBRR rankings which stands for Bandwagon Boy's Real Rankings! They are like this write them down on paper so you can show everone the REAL rankings! NUBER #1 = MIAMI! 2= Oklahomma 3=Notra Dame 4= Georgea 5=Ohio State 6=Verginia Tech 7=Texas 8=Washington State! 9=N.C. State 10=Ioewa! 11=USC! 12=Colorrado 13=Michigan 14 is LSU! 15=Kansas State! So there you go those are the famous BBRR rankings that they will use to pick the team to play verses MIAMI in the National Champion Bowel if they have any sense! So wake up CBS people and start using the BBRR rankings!!! NOW!!!

October 28! YESSS!! YESSS!!! YESSS! FINELY MY ANGLES WIN IT ALL AND ARE NATIONAL CHAMPS OF THE WORLD IT IS AWESOME AND I PERDICTED IT ALL ALONG BUT NO ONE LISTEN TO ME WELL WHO IS RIGHT NOW AND WHO IS WRONG BUCKO! ME THATS WHO!!!! IT IS SO GREAT TO BE A PART OF A CHAMPION TEAM LIKE MY ANGLES AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE FINELY DID IT I KNEW WE WOULD AND WE DID IT IS AWESOME! RALY MONKEY RULEZ!!!!! I HAVE ALREADY ORDERED UP MY THNDERSTIX TO BEAT AROUND AND MAKE NOISE AND THEY SAY CALFORNIA ANGLES NATIONAL CHAMPS AND I ALSO AM GETTING ME A STUFFED RALLY MONKEY AND A JERSY OF GARRY ANDERSON OR TROY GLOSS OR EXTINE OR MAYBE ALL OF THEM! OR MAYBE SANFRANCISCO RODRIGEZ THE AWESOME PITHER WHO RULES IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE MY TEAM BECOME CHAMP I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO EXCEPT TO SAY YESSSSS! IN YOU FACE TO ALL YOU LOOSERS WHO DOUTED US AND IN YOU FACE JEALOUS LOOSERS LIKE BOB GREEN THE LOOSER AND ALL THE REST OF YOU WHO SAID MY ANGLES COULDENT DO IT WELL WE DID AND I CALLED IT AND YOU ARE SO JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM A PART OF IT AND YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE NOTHING AND I AM A CHAMPION NO WANDER YOU ALL SO JEALOUS IN YOU FACE ANGLES NUMBER #1!!!!! YESSS!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

October 27! Well the only qestion left for sports this season is who will get to loose to Miami Hurrcanez in the big National Champion Ship Bowel Game! Ever year the CBS system peck out the best two college foot ball teams Miami and some body else to play in the big National Championship Bowel and so who will it be this year! I know that Oklahomma RULEZ and we are great now for the first time sense Hypel was there and it is great to see my Sonners back where we bellong! But allso dont forget my Verginia Tech who ROCK! And then there is Georgia who is my fourth favorite college football team because we are so good! So there are manny teams to peck from for the CBS computers to see who gets to loose to Miami in the National Champion Bowel it is going to ROCK I cant wait! YESSSS!! CANEZ RULE!!!!! NUBER #1! NATIONAL CHAMPS OF THE WORLD!!!!

October 22 well sense it is almost time for basketball season I will do up a preeview for the mighty AC Conference the home of my CHAMPION Marryland and awesome Duke! Pplus Carolina is BACK babay!!! And there are some other teams too!!

Here is how the ACCC is going to be this year you can take it to the bank!

1. DUKE 16-0! We are awesome again we dont rebuild we just relode and we have gotten shed of the deadwood and brought in many super stars did you forget about the AWESOME Coach Kay I think you did!

2. MARRYLAND 13-3! We are the national champs bucko! Dont you forget it! We lost big Lonnie Wilcots and the little guy but we are still awesome!

3. CAROLINA 13-3! Dont you even know about Rashad Felton he is only the AWESOMEST freshmen in the country he will average about 40 points a game this year! CAROLINA is BACK babay!!!!

4. NC STATE 12-4! No one knows about this team because they have been rotten and crappy for so long ever sense everone was a little kid but now they are back and dont stink anymore! Juleus Hoge is a Superstar take it from me he can dunk and shoot and trash talk and he can make a layup and then smack the back board no fake I saw him do it! He has what we basket ball people call mad hop!

5. Wake Forrest 10-8! This is another team that everone forget about because they never do anything but now they have a new coach and a hotshot guy Howard who is very good for Wake Forrest! So they will be alright and be middle of the road but will only go to the Sweat 16! Which is good for the like of them!

6. Verginia 8-8! These guys are alright but nothing special they dont have any players that you guys would of heard of but they have that Travis guy who I have seen and he is alright!

7. Clempson 0-16! These guys stink and have nothing trust me there is no way they win any games this year in the ACC!

8. Florida State 0-16! These guys stink too why dont they ever fire the coach oh well no one cares about them anyways so they will be last place again!

Coach of the Year Coach Kay duh!

All-Star team: Duhon from Duke! Rashad Felton from Carolina! Jeff Blake from CHAMPION Marryland! KC Sanderson from Duke! That other guy from Duke who is awesome! Juleus Hog from State!

MVP of the league Duhon from Duke or maybe Reyshad Felton!

So there you have it the REAL forecast for the basket ball of the ACCC this year this is how it will be trust me I know these things!

October 21 well it was awesome last night watching my two faverite base ball teams play the Worlds Serieses last night it was so awesome my Angles kicked butt of Giants thanks to the super Tim Samon who hit the big homerun and of course the Superstar Sanfrancisco Rodrigez got the Win I have loved my Angles ever sense we got this kid he is the best! He is the best Worlds Serieses pitcher of all times and is 5-0 that is the record for best pitcher EVER! I loveit when my champion teams win! I knew we would do it and we did too bad for you fans of looser teams that dident even make the Worlds Serieses what a bunch of loosers in you face!!!! Yesss!!! Go Angles Go Rodrigez GO RALLY MONKEY!!! And Thnderstcks we make so much noise they other team cant even think and get scared and Calfornia Angles win AGAIN!!!!!! YESSS!!!

October 19 well sense it is the time of year when nothing is going on in the sports that anyone cares a bout I will do you all a faver and write up a restrant review of good places to go to eat food! This will be a lot of help for all of you that dont know where to go to take out your womman or the famly and kids so I will help you out for free! This is great news for all of you people out there and you are glad you come to my websight! First of all because I am a big CEO of a big famous corpration I go out for fine dinning all the time so I know all about these things! So if you want the fine dinning to take out you cliants and impress people and make them jealous of you be like me I always go to the Benagains when I am out on the Town spending all my cash! Benagains is a awesome fancy restrant out on the parkway by the mall! They whup up a Chicken breast and make you a sandwhich out of it and it is all made out of only white meat! And they cook it up for you and put it on a hunk of bread with lettuce and tomatoe and it tasteses very awesome! And they give you fries with it for no extra money it is great and unreal! But unless you are a big CEO like me why do you want to spend all that money on a restrant! You are probaly not a CEO you are probaly just some looser whos wife always be nagging you take out her and her kids well take my word they will like this place called the Macdonalds it is a restrant out by Cosco and the Piggly Wiggly on Rout 3! Plus allso they is another one across town! Anyways kids can get they Happy Meals for a couple bucks at the Macdonalds and you can drive right up and tell them you order and get you food without even getting out of you truck! Do all you expensive fancyshmansy restaurants like you TGIFriday or even the Benagains do that for you! No! So why spend all that money for the fancy girly food when you can get good food handed right to you in you truck and its cheaper! But be carefull because the Macdonalds dont take checks and they dont even tell you that beffore you order and if all you have is a check they make you hand the food back even after you had it in you hands and smelled it through the bag you have to give it back! What a jip! Or else you can punch the gas petal and floor it on out of there but then you can't go back to the same Macdonalds for a while you have to go to the other one across town but you are in luck it would take a long time beffore they all reconize you and by that time they probaly have new workers and you can go do it again!

Now I would allso tell you about this great little restrant that I go to with my wommen it is called Ollive Garden and they serve up all kinds of macaroni and other spsegetti there and it is very famous place that you may have seen on TV dont worry you dont have to only get ollives there they have good foods too! But I wont tell you where it is because I dont want it getting all crowded with loosers I want to take my wommen to highclass place not crowded with loosers when I spend my money to take them out on the Town so forget it that will be my secret but anyways I already helped you out and save you lots of money with my other sugestions so do what I say and you wont go wrong!