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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:28:00 PM | Message Detail
(shakes head) I'm surrounded by infidels...

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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:33:17 PM | Message Detail
yes, yes you are........ *Hit's The Great Master with a rock and says what are you the great master of, and mysterisely runs into the sunset naked*
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:38:04 PM | Message Detail
Unfortunately, my young friend here is apparently not aware that typing something does not make it happen... I was not hit by any rocks and I doubt that you ran into the sunset naked. (shakes head)

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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:41:00 PM | Message Detail
the rock may have not been true, but the running naked may have??????
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:45:04 PM | Message Detail
You may have, I can't be sure of that. However, I would say that there is about a 1% probability of it being true. You posted that message about 8 minutes later than the other one, and in all likeliness, you could not have gotten back from the sunset by then.

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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:47:56 PM | Message Detail
:( .............*he's on to me, Vash runs away*.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/11/2002 6:59:43 PM | Message Detail
You guys are crazy, writing things does make things true. You all like apples.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/11/2002 7:06:00 PM | Message Detail
Well, I do like apples, but that's beside the point.

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/11/2002 7:30:42 PM | Message Detail
No, it's square on the point. Square on.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/11/2002 7:36:55 PM | Message Detail
But, as we all know, it's hip to be square, therefore, it was hip on, and I don't want your hip on me.

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/11/2002 10:53:23 PM | Message Detail
the whole damn point is apples
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From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/12/2002 1:56:51 AM | Message Detail
Pointy apples? Don't they grow those in Wyoming?
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From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 4/12/2002 3:45:03 AM | Message Detail
What a scarily large topic.
And I was the first post guy!
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/12/2002 3:57:13 AM | Message Detail
How about them square watermelons those Chinese grow.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/12/2002 6:50:41 AM | Message Detail
Someone's been watching the Simpsons's...
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/12/2002 9:05:00 AM | Message Detail
And is there something wrong with this?!? (crosses arms indignantly)

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/12/2002 3:30:09 PM | Message Detail
Yes: you're sitting here crossing your arms when you could be watching more.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/12/2002 3:31:53 PM | Message Detail
It's not on.

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/12/2002 3:53:38 PM | Message Detail
You mean you don't have any episodes on tape!? The world truly is a sick place...
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/12/2002 4:25:50 PM | Message Detail
Only when it's trying to weasel out of Mrs. Thompson's third hour essay exam on modern French poetry.
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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/12/2002 5:22:14 PM | Message Detail
puhhhhhhh *ting*......*Vash sitting here chewing tobacco and listening to the words os Scum and freiends, and zoip.

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From: FBI Porker | Posted: 4/12/2002 9:04:27 PM | Message Detail
Erm yeah.
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From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/12/2002 10:52:57 PM | Message Detail
puff puff puff
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This lil cross thingy is wierd...I stole it from Fou-lu
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/13/2002 2:02:12 AM | Message Detail
can you hurry up a bit
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 4/13/2002 2:06:24 AM | Message Detail
*runs*
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/13/2002 3:33:02 AM | Message Detail
that a boy
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/13/2002 9:40:50 AM | Message Detail
Not so fast! I've got proof here that says apples are good, both for eating and fitting into various orifices. I guess that shows your little theory.
From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/13/2002 10:40:02 AM | Message Detail
Naw.....apples sux0r

Bananas are sooooo much better, except in pie. I love pie, but banana pie, yuck.
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This lil cross thingy is wierd...I stole it from Fou-lu
From: Scum | Posted: 4/13/2002 11:02:40 AM | Message Detail
Not true, I have proof, and you can't argue with proof. Especially when it's as real and nonfake as the proof that I have.
From: skitzo811 | Posted: 4/13/2002 12:41:42 PM | Message Detail
Oh yeah?

Where is this real non fake proof at eh?

*gives him the REAL proof that bananas are better
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This lil cross thingy is wierd...I stole it from Fou-lu
From: Scum | Posted: 4/13/2002 1:14:25 PM | Message Detail
*steals the proof and puts it in the garbage disposal*
From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/13/2002 6:36:07 PM | Message Detail
*A bum walks by and eats it* No more proof...haha kiwi's are by far the best.
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/13/2002 7:09:57 PM | Message Detail
Apples don't really exist. Proof:

-i cubed + -X _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -781 + Y squared - X to the power of 10
-------------------------------- x -----------------------------------------------------------
e to the power of 7 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ pi

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/13/2002 10:36:04 PM | Message Detail
where's the apple varible
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/13/2002 10:37:17 PM | Message Detail
Oops, sorry, X = Apple Variable, and Y = Non-existence.

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/13/2002 11:54:28 PM | Message Detail
But I have a counter proof that disproves your proof. I just choose not to show anyone.
From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/14/2002 12:31:54 AM | Message Detail
Not even a little tiny peek?
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From: mister dude | Posted: 4/14/2002 12:40:21 AM | Message Detail
I wanna see the fifth board! GIMME!(please)I'll be your friend! ^_^
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/14/2002 1:51:00 PM | Message Detail
*taps the "No On-Topic Posting" sign*
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/14/2002 1:58:57 PM | Message Detail
But I have a counter proof that disproves your proof. I just choose not to show anyone.

(rolls eyes) Sure, that's what they all say...

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/14/2002 3:55:18 PM | Message Detail
Then why would you have expected me to say anything different?
From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/14/2002 4:27:23 PM | Message Detail
Because you've always been different, Scum. You're a rebel, at least, you used to be... I'm losing fath...

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/14/2002 5:04:59 PM | Message Detail
losing faith in the apples
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/14/2002 8:11:43 PM | Message Detail
That's crazy talk, no one could ever lose faith in apples. They're so chewably scrumptious!
From: mister dude | Posted: 4/14/2002 9:39:34 PM | Message Detail
0_o! When did the conversation turn to THIS?!LOL!
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/14/2002 9:44:28 PM | Message Detail
That's crazy talk, no one could ever lose faith in apples. They're so chewably scrumptious!

I used to feel that way too, Scum, but now,... now,... I... I just don't know anymore... *sniff*

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/14/2002 11:25:04 PM | Message Detail
prey to granny smith tonight
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From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/15/2002 12:27:32 AM | Message Detail
Just remember to bring your macintosh if it looks cloudy.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/15/2002 2:02:18 AM | Message Detail
I hate macs so much

*waits to see who the 300th poster will be*
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
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From: WvvW0WvvW | Posted: 4/15/2002 11:16:40 AM | Message Detail
HAHA.. this is the middle post!!!

300!!

Right smack-dabb in the middle!

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