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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/4/2002 4:30:06 PM | Message Detail
whoops, almost let scum get another 101!!!

but you cheated, you can't post twice to get a last page post
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: Scum | Posted: 3/4/2002 7:57:43 PM | Message Detail
Those posts were almost 7 hours apart. You had your chance.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/4/2002 9:43:52 PM | Message Detail
those are my sleeping hours, you are trying to disrupt my sleeping hours!!!! This is all your master plan to and try and kill me
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/4/2002 9:47:23 PM | Message Detail
Drat, he knows too much. We'll have to kill you now... wait a minute.

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: Scum | Posted: 3/4/2002 10:01:30 PM | Message Detail
Actually, that master plan involves a gun and mayonnaise. This is part of the master plan to reduce dependence on foreign oil.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/4/2002 11:41:12 PM | Message Detail
not the mayo, damnit, my one weakness, NOOO!!!!
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: zoips | Posted: 3/4/2002 11:45:56 PM | Message Detail
Yes, and my threat to stab you in the face caused a moderation! You will burn for that outbreakorn! You will burn!

Oh, and THERE IS NOT A 5TH BOARD DAMMIT!~!!1!!1@!!!11!!!!!1!!!#!11!1@12!3!!!!1!11!!!~!!#!!11!!
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http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/059.htm You are next, ****er
"Here's the solution, paragon: be a trolling voice of reason." - phoenix OMEGA

NOTE TO MODS: It's a joke dammit! If you mod me again, I will be...very angry. That's it. Very angry. *stares piercingly*
From: Scum | Posted: 3/5/2002 7:05:58 AM | Message Detail
I was the one who deleted your message, using my skills as a moderator. I guess I'll have to make number one on the list for this.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/5/2002 4:03:34 PM | Message Detail
lol, how did you get modded for that. Scum, did you mark him?
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/5/2002 4:06:46 PM | Message Detail
wait, what did you get modded for, i don't see any moderations from you
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/5/2002 7:52:48 PM | Message Detail
(Great Master to Base. Initiate operation mayonaisse.)

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: Scum | Posted: 3/5/2002 9:31:51 PM | Message Detail
Look out! Giant, very absorbent slices of bread in the area! Possible sandwich in progress, abort, abort!
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/5/2002 9:39:23 PM | Message Detail
Damn. He's using the bread slices. We have no choice. Bring out... the hamsters.

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/5/2002 10:28:38 PM | Message Detail
who is this great master, he sounds like some old guy, no offense
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/6/2002 4:40:36 PM | Message Detail
Hmm... he's lowering himself to the level of insults. We have no choice but to... mark him for moderation! Nah, that's too harsh. ANYway, no, I'm actually 16, I'm Canadian, and I have a ravenous hamster army just waiting to devour something.

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/6/2002 7:14:57 PM | Message Detail
nah, I wasn't insulting, I was just thinking. You feel too much like The Great Magus(I think that's how he has it) who is like 30 something. Candiai huh that's an odd country, never heard of it
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: Scum | Posted: 3/6/2002 10:34:18 PM | Message Detail
I think it's way down by Belgium, over in the tropic of capricorn sea.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/6/2002 11:49:46 PM | Message Detail
Belguim isn't a real country, I should know, I've been there
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: zoips | Posted: 3/7/2002 12:43:10 AM | Message Detail
My god is not 30! He's only 21...or 22...can't remember now...

Anyway, no insulting my god!
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http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/059.htm You are next, ****er
"Here's the solution, paragon: be a trolling voice of reason." - phoenix OMEGA
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/7/2002 1:27:28 AM | Message Detail
Scum isn't 22, what the hell are you talking about?
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: zoips | Posted: 3/7/2002 2:54:35 AM | Message Detail
Blasphemer! The name of the one true god is The Great Magus!
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http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/059.htm You are next, ****er
"Here's the solution, paragon: be a trolling voice of reason." - phoenix OMEGA
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/7/2002 4:22:48 PM | Message Detail
that's kinda lame to worship a mere mortal
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/7/2002 5:48:31 PM | Message Detail
BTW, outbreakorn, The Great Master is my only identity on this board.

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: Scum | Posted: 3/7/2002 7:27:38 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, The Great Master's right, Scum is eternal.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/8/2002 10:23:35 AM | Message Detail
And I said that where?

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: Scum | Posted: 3/8/2002 6:01:49 PM | Message Detail
Right before your speech about how great apples are.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/8/2002 8:01:01 PM | Message Detail
there you go about apple again
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: Scum | Posted: 3/8/2002 10:13:42 PM | Message Detail
Hey, The Great Master started the apple talk. Blame him.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/8/2002 10:33:29 PM | Message Detail
I'm innocent! I don't even know what I did!

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/9/2002 6:09:48 AM | Message Detail
you can't fool me scum, I know it was you. you're always going on about apples
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: Scum | Posted: 3/9/2002 10:05:07 AM | Message Detail
You can't trick me into taking the blame, I'm innocent!
*runs and throws apples on the ground to make any pursuers slip and fall*
From: WooBarb 5 THE KNIGHT | Posted: 3/9/2002 4:17:34 PM | Message Detail
I found it! w00t!

http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=097

Eat your arse out CC!
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/9/2002 4:20:34 PM | Message Detail
LOL. I don't think that's it :)

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"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare
From: Scizor CT | Posted: 3/9/2002 6:45:44 PM | Message Detail
Nice find though.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/11/2002 1:35:21 AM | Message Detail
people are weird
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: zoips | Posted: 3/11/2002 4:46:18 AM | Message Detail
That's an understatement...
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From: Scum | Posted: 3/11/2002 4:10:40 PM | Message Detail
That statement about outbreakorn's statement being an understatement is an understatement.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/11/2002 7:02:40 PM | Message Detail
You're an understatement!

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Signing off from NC land, where Nintendo is king, Donuts grow on trees, Star Trek is on 24 hours a day, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style,
The Great Master
From: Scum | Posted: 3/11/2002 7:52:33 PM | Message Detail
I'll understatement you.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/11/2002 9:33:14 PM | Message Detail
Now THAT'S an understatement.

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Signing off from NC land, where Nintendo is king, Donuts grow on trees, Star Trek is on 24 hours a day, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style,
The Great Master
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/12/2002 9:14:36 AM | Message Detail
what the hell did you just say?
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Lock the door, kill the light, No one's coming home tonight. It's getting colder. Locked in a place where no one goes~****ing Tool
From: Seifz | Posted: 3/17/2002 12:51:07 AM | Message Detail
This is the absolute best topic ever...You people are funny...
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"Your rotten son of a shoopuf!"
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From: TheVoice | Posted: 3/17/2002 6:22:01 AM | Message Detail
You are just as bad as Team Wicked on the Harvest Moon 64 gameplay.
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From: Scum | Posted: 3/17/2002 12:36:09 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, like the part where they said there are sheep in Harvest Moon 64. Everyone knows those aren't sheep, they're just deformed, hairy cows. Everyone.
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/17/2002 1:03:19 PM | Message Detail
(whispers) You fool! THEY are not supposed to know about that! (drags Scum away)

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Signing off from NC land, where Nintendo is king, Donuts grow on trees, Star Trek is on 24 hours a day, and Swing Music is ALWAYS in style,
The Great Master
From: Scum | Posted: 3/17/2002 1:23:06 PM | Message Detail
Can I at least tell THEM that cake is really pie that nobody loved as a child?
From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/17/2002 4:05:18 PM | Message Detail
YOU FOOL!!! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM ABOUT THE MAYONAISSE CONSPIRACY TOO!! OR WHO REALLY WON THE ZIMBABWE ELECTION!!!!!!

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/17/2002 4:33:17 PM | Message Detail
we all know the truth already, it's ok
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}
From: Scum | Posted: 3/17/2002 5:42:16 PM | Message Detail
Yes... truth... NOT incredibly implausible lies... not at all... no sir, it could not be more the truth...
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/18/2002 3:11:37 AM | Message Detail
what scum said
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
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