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HA, I found a fifth board
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/21/2002 7:31:16 PM | Message Detail
interesting, but not really
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 2/22/2002 12:19:40 AM | Message Detail
Just tell us!!!
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From: zoips | Posted: 2/22/2002 2:28:39 AM | Message Detail
http://www.eesoft.org/files/boards.exe (self extracting RAR file)

Look through the index.
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From: KINGCHAOS | Posted: 2/22/2002 9:46:14 PM | Message Detail
wow where is the link to the paranormal/conspiracy board??

i cant find one but i know its there i did a few random checks and the list seems accrute
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/23/2002 12:23:54 AM | Message Detail
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=214

I thought it was a special board the first time I found it
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From: MeleeMonger | Posted: 2/23/2002 3:23:46 AM | Message Detail
Wow, finding a 5th board and then coming here to brag to everyone really frikin stinks. If you want to keep it a secret, don't come here and brag about it. Now you've upset me. I'm not happy. You now have 24 hours to give the 5th special boards # or I will personally go to the 100 most popular message boards and tell every single person where they can find spork, eggbeater, spatula, and ********, as well as telling them to make lots of topics here and how special these boards are. Then, on top of that, once people do find out your 5th special board, which you know they will soon enough, I will revisit these 100 boards and tell them all about that one too. So it's either that, or you tell us now, your choice.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/23/2002 3:48:59 AM | Message Detail
news flash, it's too late, everybody knows about all the special boards, so that's not going to do much
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From: MeleeMonger | Posted: 2/23/2002 5:20:44 AM | Message Detail
Well if I have to learn of a fifth board from some spoiled braggart, then wait a long time to actually find out where it is I will make it my mission to find the 5th board and reveal it to every other board starting with random insanity...
From: zoips | Posted: 2/23/2002 5:43:38 AM | Message Detail
MeleeMonger, did you read any of my posts? There isn't a 5th board. There are only 4 secret boards. This is a joke topic. Cripes.
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From: MeleeMonger | Posted: 2/23/2002 6:36:39 AM | Message Detail
Only one guy said something about the toaster oven... that's all you searched for. At no time did the topics creator agree with the toaster oven BS. I hold my position and they only have 21 hours left.
From: zoips | Posted: 2/23/2002 7:26:27 AM | Message Detail
WTF? I didn't just search for Toaster Oven. I scanned the entire damn board range searching for secret boards. See that text file in the link up there? I read through that entire damn thing looking for boards. There aren't any more yet. Get over it.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/23/2002 1:08:53 PM | Message Detail
I'll give you a hint, the first number of the board is a zero, and it's bigger than 3 numbers
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 2/23/2002 4:04:51 PM | Message Detail
zoips,can you find it?
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/23/2002 4:34:04 PM | Message Detail
lets see
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From: zoips | Posted: 2/23/2002 7:19:53 PM | Message Detail
Nice try outbreakorn, but leading zeros are stripped from integers. *Apu voice* Thank you, come again.
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From: ultra shadow | Posted: 2/23/2002 7:22:04 PM | Message Detail
putting a zero in front of the board numbers does nothing. you can type 0000000000applez for the board number and end up here.
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From: C H E G G | Posted: 2/23/2002 7:35:53 PM | Message Detail
you liar theres no 5th board!
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From: zoips | Posted: 2/23/2002 8:10:01 PM | Message Detail
Oops, that should read "leading zeros are stripped from base 10 numbers."
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/23/2002 11:26:58 PM | Message Detail
hey, you're right, I guess you don't need the zero in it
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From: zoips | Posted: 2/24/2002 4:20:14 AM | Message Detail
3000 and up are all game boards (with the exception of the invalid boards sprinkled in there in odd places). I've checked.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/24/2002 1:07:08 PM | Message Detail
But where's the toaster oven, no one knows
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From: zoips | Posted: 2/24/2002 4:16:48 PM | Message Detail
[This message was deleted by a GameFAQs Moderator]
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/24/2002 8:05:16 PM | Message Detail
I don't think you could get a toaster oven in my anal cavity
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From: Bears092 | Posted: 2/24/2002 8:11:47 PM | Message Detail
goatse!!!
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/24/2002 9:24:32 PM | Message Detail
I was going to say that, but decided not too
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/26/2002 6:52:34 AM | Message Detail
I bet I could if I really tried. Those toaster ovens get pretty small, and I bet that particular part of the body can be stretched pretty good if it has to be...
From: renholder | Posted: 2/26/2002 1:16:26 PM | Message Detail

ouch ><
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/27/2002 3:22:31 AM | Message Detail
no kidding, just don't plug it in
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/27/2002 7:06:51 AM | Message Detail
No, no, plug it in and fill it with bread first! That way you get a(n) (un)pleasant surprise after a few minutes!
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/27/2002 3:01:21 PM | Message Detail
*clicks on suggest for aura*

wait, never mind, I'm usually over there when I'm talking about this stuff.
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/27/2002 6:26:40 PM | Message Detail
Suggest for aura? Is that like marking for moderation?

Or perhaps it is more like a replacement karma system where you are rewarded aura if it is suggested that you deserve some by another user?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/27/2002 8:51:08 PM | Message Detail
That second one
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/27/2002 9:49:36 PM | Message Detail
The second one when counting forwards or backwards?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/27/2002 10:06:05 PM | Message Detail
the second one
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/28/2002 6:58:55 AM | Message Detail
Oh, so it was an alternate method of marking of moderation, eh?
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/28/2002 5:30:20 PM | Message Detail
no, the second one
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/28/2002 6:52:17 PM | Message Detail
Right, the second one: the moderation one.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 2/28/2002 11:11:36 PM | Message Detail
sure. What has this become to, the scum and outbreakorn topic?
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From: Scum | Posted: 3/1/2002 6:53:27 AM | Message Detail
I prefer to think of it as the Scum and Friends topic.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/1/2002 5:50:59 PM | Message Detail
but I made it, so it should be outbreakorn and friends, and zoips
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From: Scum | Posted: 3/3/2002 11:58:11 AM | Message Detail
Nope, it's Scum and Friends. Note that friends doesn't necessarily mean friends, not unlike how in the TV show Garfield and Friends Garfield was not actually friends with most of the other characters. He didn't get along with Odie or Jon at all, and he rarely interacted with all of those farm animals.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/3/2002 4:28:48 PM | Message Detail
Nerble was Garfeild's enemy, he just had a different type of friendship with Jon and Odie
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From: Scum | Posted: 3/3/2002 5:04:38 PM | Message Detail
Yes, that was a "special" relationship.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/3/2002 5:19:43 PM | Message Detail
it sure was *giggles*
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/3/2002 7:37:56 PM | Message Detail
Hey! SWEET!! I found the board! It's not called toaster oven, though. I saw your topic there, outbreakorn. You must have been PRETTY high to post something like that (and it'll probably get moderated).

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/3/2002 9:11:23 PM | Message Detail
I never said it was called toaster ovan, someone else did
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 3/3/2002 9:39:15 PM | Message Detail
I know.

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/3/2002 9:46:30 PM | Message Detail
did you know zoips wants to stab me in my face?!?!?
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From: Scum | Posted: 3/4/2002 12:08:11 AM | Message Detail
No, it was me, all me! There are billions of secret boards, all of them called toaster oven. All of them!
From: Scum | Posted: 3/4/2002 6:55:37 AM | Message Detail
Oops, I almost let outbreakorn get another 100...
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