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Scene: 01
Location: Red's Home
Time: 2:38 a.m


>>Red is sitting in front of his computer, in front of a window, not able to sleep. His blinds are completely open, not a soul on the streets. All that is visible is the rain falling from outside and the lightning that lights up the room. They're are no cameras whatsoever, Just Red in his dark master bedroom. His pug dog walks in and sits next to Red's feet. <<

::Amazing Red:: How you doing boy?

---Dog Whines--- >>Red pays his attention back to his computer, he logs in to a PHW chat room..the following is a transcript of what is Typed back and forth by Red and a couple PHW fans.<<

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Hey everyone, how you doin'? This is The Amazing Red from PHW, can't sleep, So I decided that I'd get on my computer for a bit. I'm glad you all are into PHW.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Yeah, sure your Red, you fuckin' douchbag, nice try. Gonna have to do more than claim that your Red to convince me you idiot fuckbag!

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Yeah man, besides why would Red even be in a PHW chat room? He's probably at McDonald's in the PlayPlace, rolling around in the balls.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Haha! Good One Trish. You said balls.

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: That's messed up, but I really am Amazing Red, what would I have to do to in order for you to be convinced?..Some information about me?..Hometown..ect?

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Nope, too easy.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Yeah, anyone can just go to a biography site on him and pull it off, it's simple. What else ya got poser?

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: All I can say is that I'm appalled at how you wouldn't even consider the fact that us PHW stars like nearly the same things you do, like the internet. I can't give out any personal information, but I can tell you that Randy Orton is a good guy when he is out of character, all of the PHW stars are for that matter.

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Dude, your a fuckin' moron, I can say that Andrew Kendrick is my stepdad, stop with this bullshit nonsense..whore!..Besides, has it ever occured to you that even if you are Amazing Red, that we could give a shit less!? He sucks anyways and won't get anywhere near the Heavyweight Title. So just give it a rest.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Man, you just Rocked his Socks Trish..Couldn't have said it better myself. Not only won't he make it to the Heavyweight title, I bet he won't get any belt for that matter, he has a few good moves, he's fast. He's lucky if he gets a push towards the tag team titles with Paul London.

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Speakin' of Paul London, he's still out due to his leg injury, as for me getting a title, I'm not concerned with the Heavyweight belt, I explained that to Andrew Kendrick before one of the Slaughterhouse shows awhile back, he fully understood where I was coming from. And this coming Wednesday I'm facing Trish in a non-title matchup, if I beat her, which I most likely will, then I will show that I'm in contention for her Pride Championship.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Don't you get it man!? STFU! Your a damn wannabe Red, we understand that he's your idol and shit, but you don't have to go and pretend to be his ass, you damn fucker you!

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: If you want to convince us that your the Amazing Red, tell us what will happen when we watch PHW on Wednesday.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: There ya go, that'll surely make me convinced.

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: I already told you that I'd be facing Trish, if you want to know what will be the outcome of that match, your gonna have to watch,but I will tell you this much is that Trish has gotten cocky ever since she won that Pride Title, and it's time someone shoves her foot in her mouth, that person will be me, Randy Orton was a breeze, he put up a fight, but with Trish, I'm going to give it twice as hard.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Dude, your all nothing but talk. You probably have insider information, and you know who's going to win you douche. So shut your damn mouth because you will never be like his sucky ass to begin with. If he's gonna face Trish, she'll be the one to make him her bitch in the ring, because Trish Owns Me, just like PHW. and she's gonna Own you, if you are Red, even if you aren't she's gonna turn Red into a fairy, more than what he already is.. This is just lame, I'm outta here, later TIMW..

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: C'ya man.

::ll:PHW OWNS ME:ll:: Has Signed Off

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Why won't you believe me!?

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Cause one, Red more than likely has a life. Two, he is shitty, it's like you posing as Al Snow, nobody cares, now if you pretended to be Stratus, than I would absolutely want you to prove it to me with Pix or something..

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: That's it!!

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: What's it?

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: I'll send you a couple pictures via webcam. That will be 100% proof.

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Okay sure go ahead. IDC.

>>Red takes a few pictures and sends them to him..Moments pass.<<

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Well?..So?

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: What?

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Convinced now?

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Oh yea.

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Suprised that a top valuable PHW superstar has IM'ed you?

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Eh..not really..remember?

~~~The Amazing Red~~~:: Remember?...Remember What?

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: You suck, and Trish is gonna slap you around like a red headed stepchild. So later Homo!

::{[]}Trish Is My Wife {[]}:: Has Signed Off

::~~~The Amazing Red~~~: Fuck You Fucky Fucker! You like to do your mom and so do I! how do you like that for a comeback..yeah that's what I thought, don't say anything back...Oh your gone..Your an assbite!

>>Red, now pissed shuts down his computer, and yanks the covers up as in a pissed off motion, he crawls into bed and slams his head into his pillow. And drifts to sleep. He forgets to let the dog out and steps in a mushy turd when he wakes up two hours later to take a piss. He shakes his head and goes into the living room to watch the MTV Video Wake-up.<<


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