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Seagulls Killed the Radio Star
Exactly 46 hours after bed, Kilbacca, killed by a baby, (a large, round baby) and not a-
And not a witch just like you said.
It's proof to me that you're dead (like your dad).
It's very dangerous just like you said but proves to be more significant instead.
Lakehurst
How many risks in life are taken completely in stride when going on an airship ride?
Taking off from one half of the planet often seems to let you down on the other side.
Why on Earth?
Why not somewhere else first?
How many breaths would it take to lift me over this place?
Sightsee from a sky that's safe.
I know I'm not landing on the sun but it's strange since I see more fire than grace.
Why on Earth?
Why not something else first?
Why on Earth?
Why not someone else first?
Why on Earth?
Why on Earth did we ever go to Lakehurst?
Were you ready for the worst?
Burst...
How many licks would it take to get to the center of space?
Maybe nineteen?
Maybe thirty?
Maybe seven?
Maybe?
Soy Sauce
Carnal and Carnivorous but not Adventurous tonight.
I can't be a chicken for the rest of my life?
I'd give a piece, I need an action
because your requirements read:
'Need sense of progression'?
Will this be a boy's loss or his first taste of soy sauce?
Sell me on the Soy Sauce, but first take this top off and make this topping rise.
I never knew that you could taste so nice.
I never knew that new would taste so right.
Will this be a boy's loss or his first taste of soy sauce?
A carnival of chews.
A festival of bites.
They might as well gather around and start throwing the rice.
Just try not to aim for my eyes.
Duk Sauce
Duk Duk Bing, Duk Duk Bang,
Duk Duk Doo Dah Doo Dah Doo
Chandler Bing, Lester Bangs,
One's a Writer, one's a Goof.
Michael Spinks, Tyra Banks,
One's a Fighter, one is Cute.
Bada Bing, Bada Bang,
Fuhgetaboutda Gabagool.
Duk Duk Bing, Duk Duk Bang,
Duk Duk Doo Dah Doo Dah Doo
Happy Meal
It is a pisser
To see a broken blister
And a calloused sister
On account of a missing mister
Are you happy now?
Are you as happy as me, Al?
Messy Me
You really made a mess out of me
when you blew me, when you threw me away
when you laid me out like a pile of waste
I was left to clean up what you couldn't take
Love Potion
I'm trying to get the right mix of music and monoxide
to keep me calm and take you home in my car. I drive
into your subconciousness these preselected bands.
I want to shrink back into the palm of your hand.
But the next three exits are yours
And all of my chances are gone
Don't make me take you home
Don't let me take you home
i'm trying to get a nicemix of rum, coke, and this ice
to get a spike of a spice shoved in my life.
Stars & Bars
I don't go to bars,
I don't go to wars,
I don't read the stars,
and I don't ask for more.
But when disasters strikes
the time for being rightuous
goes flying out the door
and all the things we like
and everything in life
suddenly means so much more
The Ultimate Warrior
Feel the power of the Ultimate Warrior.
The Ultimate Male
The Ultimate Warrior
The Ultimate Man
He's part Prince Valiant
and part Tarzan.