BUNk

This is a list [that will probably grow] of stuff that is bunk. Also I want you to use the word bunk as much as possible...it means stuf that is agravating or dumb or messed up. i had previoiusly mentioned that sara campbell made up this word, when in fact it was a word used in the 1920's, it had a slightly different definition but it was still BUNk. so na na na na sara!!!

Things that are BUNk

• the spare show Seventh Heaven and etc [i think it was cancelled...or maybe i just hope it]
• CRAPPY "professors" who talk about their uninteresting lives instead of actually teaching!
• weird dreams that defy any explaination.
• fat jerks
• homework [well that is pretty much a given]
• ya know when ppl talk to you but you cant quite hear them?, and so you just smile and nod, BUT THEN they ask you a question and you have to mumble something and run off? that is bunk. \
• MATHMATICS of any type, which i now beleive to be a form of withcraft.
• people who live their lives completely devoted to fiction (i.e Role Playing Games, Comics, Weird Asain Cartoons, Weird Asain Cartoon PORNS! [yeah they have those], movies, DVDS or televison)
• crazy people who have a disease called Dawson's Sydrome, where they play out a dillusional romantic story between you and them in their head!
• Terrorism, Nazis, and some RTeality Shows
• DuncanvilleHighSchool
• spare colleges {DBU UTA TCC}
• the phrase "holla!"
• when ppl are mean JUST to draw attention away from their faults
• abortions
• Waiting in LINES of any form or fashion
• forgetting to eat lunch
• looking stupid in front of girls, or adults, or boys to for that matter. so i guess, looking stupid in general
• when you dont 'get' a joke so you have to fake laugh
• when annoying and mean children follow you around
• its bunk when you acccidentally shove the youth minister's fiancee into a window. i am sure that has happened to us all at one point.....right?
• Being stupid
• Getting lost
• saying the wrong thing at the wrong time
• when people [sara campbell, etc] tell you to shut up and they keep on talking
• stubbing your toe
• going into a room and forgetting what you are doing
• calling someone and for getting what you wanted
• loosing stuff [ ie. shoes, keys, wallets, hats leather jackets, etc]
• being bored
• talking to yourself in public
• talking about someone and them over hearing
• cornbread [ugh]
• hearing about those crazy people who are always blowing stuff up in other contries
• when you look at someone, when they arent looking, THEN they look at you and see you looking at them, and they think you are stareing, but you werent you were just looking around you know what i mean?....n/m just forget it
• sleeping to much
• not sleeping enough
• getting in trouble for doing something stupid that is unintentional
• drinking flat drinks
• forgetting to zip up your fly
• when you were a young lad, and you would answer the phone and ppl would think you were a girl.
• BOWLING! oh MY GOSH!!! i hate bowling! it is stupid and evil, and NOT A REAL SPORT!!
• getting yelled at in public for doing something stupid [by parents friends {namely Adam} and worst by your LITTLE sister
• being mean to some one and not even trying to [my foot-in-mouth syndrome] <-- to be confufused with "hoof and mouth" disease
• getting REALLY mad for dumb reasons
• people being REALLY gross and mean in emily's [or any] guesttbook!
• forgetting where your pants are
• mispeaking. like saying "hell no" when you meant to say "Hello" or saying "this is me!" when you meant "i am hannah!" etc.
• being mean to me is also bunk!

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