Welcome to the poem section of my website, i told you i would add something new to my page soon enough. Um these (this, cuz there is only one right now) are a collection of pirate poems about me and my friends. So here ya go:
Smee's Sex Scenario: There once was a pirate named smee, who really needed to pee, he went in the woods, came out in the hood, and got jumped by my cousin and me. So we stuffed him in our bling blingin car, and took him to places afar, ended up at the beach, and there we did teach, smee to down lots of shnopps at the bar. Smee got just a little bit drunk, so we threw him in our huge ass trunk, got to a motel, hooked him up with estel, who helped make the bed go thunk thunk. So now smee's pretty happy and cool, And bragged about all the wild sex back at school, how his penis was BIG, and estel wore a wig, shit, callie's transvestite friend is so cruel.
A big thank you to callie for your great poem!