Condensed Review
Eric Bischoff announces the Un-americans, Test, Christian and Lance Storm were in the limo on Smackdown and are now on Raw. As a fellow Canadian, I really don't know what to say! HBK comes out to interupt and speak to Bischoff, he wants HHH! Lance Stormed called HBK selfish, he also says the Un-americans will be making an impact. Booker T. vs. Eddie Guerrero, this match was very boring and Booker T. won. Eric goes to see "Steph" in her limo but it was really Moolah and Mae Young. Trish and Bubba beat Big Show and Molly. Big Show wants to talk to HBK but he does not have the time. Ric Flair is talking to Jeff about doing things "just for ratings". Bischoff comes along. Jeff says that he's ok, he's extreme and he's home in Greensboro! Mae Young and Moolah go after Bischoff. HARDCORE MATCH: Jeff Hardy vs. Hardcore Champ Bradshaw. Poor lil Jeffie. Then BOOM! Jeff gets the garbage can! Bradshaw has the steel steps in the ring and takes Jeff over, but Jeff gets out and grabs a ladder. Bradshaw shoves the ref and Jeff gets the trash can lid, knocks Bradshaw off the ladder and a swanton bomb! Jeff wins! Johnny Stamboli.. then Tommy Dreamer is the new hardcore champ. Regal is talking to the Un-americans. Intercontinental: RVD vs. Chris Benoit. Benoit gave RVD a cool hammer lock, RVD's rolling thunder, woohoo. Benoit won but his feet were on the ropes. Shawn Michaels is still waiting for HHH. (see above) Coach is talking to Rock, asking if he going to be able to make serious impact with Ric Flair. Rock says that Coach is pretty cool compared to "Hermaphadite Kevin Kelly" and "Masturbating Mark Lloyd" but Rock says Coach has a special cow named Bessie. (This was soooo funny) HHH is in the ring and says he does not solve problems in parking lots, he does in the ring. HBK is out in the parking lot looking mighty nasty laying bloody on the pavement, and HHH is upset over that. Rock beats Ric Flair. Y2J is on Raw.
