Raw, March 11th, 2002 at Joe Louis Arena, Detroit
1) Hardyz & RVD vs. Dudleyz & William Regal
Jeff had a hard time courtesy of the Dudleyz and Regal! Matt came into the ring against Regal, full of energy and execuated a lateral press. Bubba clothelined Matt! RVD's 5 Star Frogsplash on William Regal won the match. No brass nuts tonight. What a way to start Raw off!
Kurt Angle came to the ring to talk about "crime" which really meant rivalry and he talked about Kane. Here is a quote "You call yourself the big red machine. Well I want you to meet the big red, white and blue machine." And then he said "I'll make the whole childhood burning thing seem like a papercut." Angle is facing Kane at Wrestlemania in 6 days. Then Booker T came out and said they fans aren't stupid, they are brain dead. Edge came out and told Booker T to stop worrying about not getting a title shot, he already has a title. "You're officially the dumbest man in the company." And then he showed the footage of Booker T on the Weakest Link. Edge wants Booker T at Wrestlemania and he told Kurt that he's not cool. "Cool is my middle name." is how Angle responded and did a pitiful spinarooni. Kurt and Booker T offered a match against Edge and a partner of his choice. So Edge said "To quote you Booker T, oui oui!" It was funny!!!
Stephanie informed HHH that his dog, Lucy, is now hers. He says "I'm warning you Steph, do not screw with my dog." She asks "Or what?" and he simply says "Try me."
2) Rikishi vs. Test
Mr. Perfect interferred, distracted Rikishi. Test came over and won.
Stephanie & Jericho are talking and Lucy uses the bathroom. Jericho takes her outside and tied her to the door handle of a limo. Christian and DDP talked and Billy and Chuck came over and called them losers. Chuck said hissy fits are what Christian does best and that a loser like Christian doesn't need to be with an even bigger loser like DDP.
3) Hardcore: Al Snow vs. Goldust
Everything was spray painted gold. Very quick match and Al Snow is the new hardcore champion.
Y2J is outside talking on a cell phone. He gets in the limo and they hit Lucy.
4) Kurt Angle and Booker T. vs. Edge and Big Show
Edge chose Big Show as his partner! Big Show threw Kurt and Booker T. out of the ring. Edge got onto Big Show's shoulders and pounced. Kurt and Edge got into the ring and Edge gets a near fall. Big Show lifts Kurt, Booker T. comes in with a scissors kick. And Kurt wins the match, he beat Big Show.
Stephanie is freaking out and mad at Y2J, he tells her to "relax".
5) Billy Gunn vs. Christian
Chuck came to cheer on his honey muffin. DDP's music played for Christian. DDP told JR about Christian's 'progress'. Christian has a fit and then Billy does a fameasser. DDP comes into the ring to help out and Christian wins. His music hits, he's not leaving. He has a happy fit. DDP is excited. Music stops. Christian attacks DDP 'til he isn't moving. Christian music starts again and he leaves.
6) Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Stacy Keibler & Jazz
Jazz and Trish started, Lita was quickly tagged in and got a near fall. Stacy came along and Jazz pulled Lita off of Stacy. Trish attempts to kick Jazz who moves out of the way so Trish kicks Lita. Jazz pins Lita and wins.
HHH is looking for Stephanie but she is on her way to the ring and takes the mic. HHH comes to the ring, chases her around the ring and grabs her by the hair. He's about to give her a pedigree and Jericho takes a sludgehammer to HHH's leg. Steph and Jericho leave. Jerry Lawler says "These two know how to play the game." "That is sick! That is damn sick!"-Jim Ross
7) Handicap Match: nWo vs. Stone Cold & Rock
Hulk Hogan looked extremely fruity wearing feathered boas! He won this match for the nWo however. My prediction was right. If you want full details of this match, just ask me.
