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Beware Beware Beware!

REVOLT! REBEL! DON'T LET THEM WIN!

As dedicated carnivores, it has surely been brought to your attention that several companies are flogging their products as Meat substitues. When anyone knows there is no substitute for meaty goodness, these products are simply fake meats.

The manufacturers claim their products are for that sinister, lentil eating race - vegetarians. But I ask you, vegetarians don't want to eat the real thing, so why would they want a substitute? Apart from the fact that they're eeevil of course....

The most famous 'meat substitute' is probably Quorn. Not a substitute for any particular meat, but for all meats, as if some kind of beany health mixture can live up to the wonder of all meats...To prove this point Quorn products come in many guises, all of which places you'd expect to find meat. here you see a mere handful of the evils on offer.

I put some questions to the manufacturers of this gloop. They were slightly less than co-operative, thinking that The Meat Mecca was some kind of joke (when this is as serious as hell). They gave us this quote...

"We make a range of tasty and nutritious products; all are extremely versitile and easy to cook and are an excellent source of protien and zinc. There are other significant benefits, such as Quorn ingredients being low in fat and cholesterol, therefore our product appeal to a wide range of people for a range of reasons, not just as a substitute for meat."

We say Pah! Anyone who chooses health over meaty goodness is a fool! Quorn is not nearly as versitile as meat itself, and anyone who finds meat difficult to cook is clearly a retard, and may not even notice the difference between Quorn and the Good Stuff.

However, Quorn are not the only offenders. Examine this - DicedChik Doesn't even sound appealing, does it?

Then there's cafés nationwide who cater for the ever growing tribe of slobbering Vegetarians, demanding meat substitutes. One such café, Café Pop in Manchester, fobs it's non-meating customers off with Sosage. SOSAGE? However, if you look closely on one of the walls you will see The Meat Mecca getting a gristly revenge in the form of a Free the Meat poster.

Everywhere you look there are other meat dodging products with increasingly ridiculous names. Facon anyone? Outraged with this trend, we hereby start the campaign to Free The Meat.

Here at The Meat Mecca we urge you to be on your guard against the evils of fake meats. Look closely to be sure that none of this evil goo passes your lips. Be vigilant. And most importantly, spread the news - Everybody's free to eat meat, and everyone should do so. Throw off the shackles of our non-meating nation. FREE YOUR INNER MEAT EATER!

To Register your support for the Free The Meat campaign, please sign the guestbook and leave some herbivore-hating message...

FREE THE MEAT!


On the off chance you may want more information on Quorn and it's evils...
Back to Main Meat Mecca
Yes yes, slander and all that, but The Meat Mecca does not wish to be sued, as we are too poor to pay legal fees. Take all we say with a pinch of salt, eh?