Thingy & Wotsit stood breast to breast, over her head went Wotsit's floral dress, oh what a mess. Wotsit's going out with Thingy's best friend who waits while her phone rings but Thingy's hands are doing all the right things so she pulls him down between her knees then to her dismay, all of a sudden he's come all over her adulterous thigh, he sees the guilt rising in her eye while the friend wonders where his girlfriend's gone not realising his life is going wrong it's always too late no surprise that no-one ever waits
