my blood pressure's rising
it's really not surprising
i must have got that
from all the saturated fat
should have had a jog every morning
listened to all the commercial warnings
on the bloody TV ads
bought the latest health fads
i tried a healthier programme
ate only lettuce once a night
flunked a weight watchers fitness plan
made the switch to Marlborough Lights
Doctors need an education
on where to stick their medication
i'm dead, not merely ill
but they prop me up with yet another pill
my stomach hurts and my head is spinning
am i pissed or is the cancer winning?
my pulse rate's up and my temperature's high
the doctors give another drug a try
they didn't believe me when i said
"i'm ill inside my head."
it wouldn't help them cure me
with stupid fucking therapy
i'm sure i could get a voluntary discharge
if i wasn't too dangerous to roam at large
i can't understand why i'm not in
the high security loony bin
i'm much too dangerous to live
so i get the painful sedative
