Flying Drunk Horny Monkeys Made Us....

Monkey!Monkey!
Beer...yum!


Take a big spliff of some good sensimilla!

We created this PHAT website because we had nothing better to do. It's basically just a bunch of bullshit about our lives and things we think are funny. So if you don't like it, don't read it. If you think it's funny, feel free to email us: Shannon or Melena and tell us so because we love to be loved.



▫ ▫ ▫InSiDe JoKeS NoT MaDe FoR SoMe OuTsiDe PeoPle▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫OuR ExCiTiNg & InTeReStInG QuOtEs▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫ChUg ChuG ChuG, DaMn DuDe I ThInK YoUrE DrUnK▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫AbOuT ThA SiCk-MinDeD LitTle▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫AbOuT ThA CrAzY-AsS MoFo CrAcKhEaD▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫It MuSt Be SuBliMe▫ ▫ ▫



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▫ ▫ ▫JuNk...PuRe JunK▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫LeT's SmOkE SoMe WeEd▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫BoYs ArE FuCkIn' ReTaRdEd▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫GeT YouR BuZz On...BuZz BaKe SaLe 2001▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫We BrAkE FoR NeRdS▫ ▫ ▫

▫ ▫ ▫GrAb YoUr GlOwStiX & BuSt A MoVe CaUsE ThIs Is RaVeR MaNiFesTo▫ ▫ ▫


Tequila...yum!



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