quiz..

*Have you ever*

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  been arrested? no...but if i do, it'll be because i stole an old lady's wheelchair
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  had sex? nope
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  stolen anything? yes, who hasn't?
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  cursed someone? no, but i've wanted to
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  killed someone? yes...
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  wanted to kill someone? yes
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  wanted to kill yourself? meh..no
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  cut yourself? other than accidentally, no.
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  cut your own hair? i think i did once, im not sure
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  eaten a bug? lol, yes i have
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  attended church? i attended this lil' spanish church for like a month..it was horrible..
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  wanted to kiss someone? plenty o' times
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  wished a fictional character were real? yes, homer simpson...
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  read Dr. Seuss books? the man's a genius
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  sung karaoke? not really...
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  written a short story? yes, but as an assignment
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  beaten a child? lol. who do you think the person I killed is?
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  cried during a movie? no. oh wait, there was that time I saw Ghosts Of Mars, it made me cry cuz it sucked so much
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  had a crush on a teacher? pplenty o' times
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  gone to a concert? no, unless the rodeo counts
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  cursed God's name? all the time. GODDAMNIT!
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  ran away from home? no...i have no reason to
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  failed a grade? nope. im a genius
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  gone to a dance? yes, but i was dateless
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  eaten cat? no
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  cried at the death of an animal? no..
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  spoken another langauge? english, a semesters-worth of french, spanish, and Spanglish...
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  ridden a horse? when I was a wee lad
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  had a job? theatre is job-like, i want a job though...
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  driven a car? no..i need to learn
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  got in a fight with a friend? plenty o' times...
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  fired a gun? how do you think I killed the kid?
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  shot a bow and arrow? no
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  camped out in the woods? nope
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  been out of the country? yep...mexico
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  cleaned out kitty litter? nope...
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  smoked a cigarette? no, and dont plan to..
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  gotten drunk? i've never even been tipsy...
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  been in a mosh pit? no...

*Would you ever*

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  sacrifice yourself for someone? yes, and i would do it willingly
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  kill someone? i thought i told you I already did..
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  eat cat? i'm sorry but i'm not asian
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  run for president? yes, and I'll straighten this country out
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  asassinate someone for money? depends on whom...
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  kill yourself? it depends on the situation
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  kill an animal that was suffering? no. i cant kill an animal
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  burn a cross? WTF? no...
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  join the KKK? i'm sure they would love a hispanic in their clan.
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  kiss Edward Norton if you had the chance? hell to the naw..
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  go back in time? yes..
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  get a job at McDonald's? if pizza hut doesnt accept me..
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  molest a child? nope..
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  rape someone? pigs who rape deserve to die..
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  act in a movie? in a heartbeat
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  host a talk show? yes, AND I WOULD TOTALLY KICK DR.PHIL'S ASS!
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  sky dive? i would love to
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  bungee jump? yes
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  scuba dive? hell yeah
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  visit a rain forest? yes..
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  milk a cow? why would i need to milk your mom?
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  become a butcher? if i had no choice...