1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
2. Who knows how to make love stay?
3. How do you make love stay?
4. If you were going to be exiled from your country, and could move anywhere else in the world without having to worry about expenses and all, where would you go?
5. Which sounds smoodgier: fudge or pludge?
6. If there is no possible definition for perfect, can't anything/everything be perfect?
7. What does this word mean to you: normal?
8. Why do all girls think they're fat?
9. Would you ___ people if it was _____?
10. If you had to choose one person to spend the rest of your life with that you are not currently interested in romantically, who would it be?
11. Why is 7 lucky? Why not 8 or 4 or 11?
12. Is poetry stress relieving, relaxing, pointless, amazing, frightening, or simply an expression of art and nothing more?
13. Why does my cat look like a squirrel?
14. What's more frightening: knowing too much, not knowing hardly enough?
15. Can you really know too much?
16. What reflects what: sky relfects the ocean, or the ocean reflects the sky?
17. Face it, we all are attracted to people with something physical liking thrown in there, if you don't appreciate how your partner looks, then isn't there a tiny bit missing? Agree? Disagree? I want e-mails on this one.
18. Which is tastier: rootbeer barrels or butterscotch sucky candies?
19. Who knows my birthday? Muahaha.
20. Why? Why of why oh why?
21. Have you ever just wanted someone to hold you so badly and you can't let that question just fall off the tip of your tongue, and then by the time you let it, it's too late? Or even worse, you let it fall and he/she rejects you? If you have, don't you hate that?
22. Who was the first to hate?
23. Who was the first to love?
24. Why are sunsets and sunrises so beautiful? Who/What made them that way? and just.............why?
25. Who came up with all of this religion stuff, cause, no offense intended at all to anyone, just, why go through life so afraid of death, and preach about right and wrong, just to end up in the same place? It won't necesarily give you a longer life, you could walk out of your preferred religious dwelling, and get hit by a bus, even if you were following all of the rules...
26. Could tomorrow be so wonderous as you there sleeping?
27. What if you knew you were to die tomorrow, what would you tell your loved ones? Or would you tell them?
28. Who invented the cage? And are they burning in Hell?
29. How do you give someone "some freedom"? I would think freedom is one big thing that you can't section off into pieces. Now I've heard people confuse freedom and independence, maybe that's the problem. They're two different things, so why don't people respect that?
30. Why "low fat"? If you're gonna go for diet stuff, why not all the way to fat free? I mean, what the point of going only half way in dieting? It's not like you're gonna lose the same amount of weight.
Hey, where'd #31 go?
31. & 32. Why is #31 shacking up with #32?
33. Oh, now #33's lonely, who wants to be with #33?
34. If you don't feel special, you probably are. Now you just have to figure out if you are positively or negatively. Which are you?
35. Would you rather have M&M's for eyes, or ridged barbecue potato chips for toenails?
36. Honestly, is there a really big difference in ridged and unridged potato chips?
37. Why would you ever pretend to be in love?
38. Who ever first came up with this illness stuff, and colds and flus? (I fyou're reading this, and you're that person, watch out, I'm shaking my fist in your direction.)
39. Are you doin alright? Are you burnin out? Are you happy with the way it turned out? Are you holdin off? Are you cavin in? Are you happy with the wayt things have been?
40. Who ever thought of rubber duckies? (And if you're that person, I owe you many hugs.)
41. Why isn't there a brown M&M cartoon? There's a red one, an orange one, a green one, a blue one, a yellow one, but no brown one, ever notice that? Why isn't there one?
42. What is the point of mosquitos? They really aren't fun.
43. What's the difference between jam and jelly, really? (danielle doesn't think people are ready for her jelly, I don't understand this either.)
44. Who ever came up with this "distance" thing? it kinda sucks.
45. How many more times am I going to sit and think about silly things, that are not going to happen? (Oh, I wish they would happen).
46. Does anyone actually read this page, or do I just have it here to amuse myself???
47. If the lunatic is in my head, (let's call him, Larry) does that persay make me a lunatic, or does it just make it that another source is in my head? What do you think?
48. Why do you give me the run around?
49. How come my emotions are so easily led by certain people?
50. If boredom got bored with itself, would it be more bored, or would it get up and do something and therefore no longer be?
51. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
52. If you wanted something so badly, would you risk your life for it? Then again, if you did take the risk, what would happen if you died right after you got what you wanted? Would it still be worth it?
53. Why is dumping water and unsuspecting people so much fun?
54. Why are good days just so....good?
55. How many times can you jump rope in a row? I'm actually curious, cause, I really suck at it now.
56. How come the one person I honestly dislike is always where I'm supposed to be having a good time?
57. Alright, if there was a man named Thong, which actually means intelligent in Vietnamese, how many times do you think he would be picked on in the U.S.? How many times would that child have "The Thong Song" sung to him?
58. How fast can you say the following oxymoron thingy:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
he came and got those two bad boys.
If you don't believe my story, it's true!
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.
59. If you were constructing a new flag for the U.S.A (yes you! I mean, whoever thought that a C student would become the president of the United Staes? Seriosuly), and could only choose one color and one image, what would the new flag look like?
60. If you had to have one of your five senses (well, for some six) to get rid of, which would you pick to toss? (Hey, I for one don't mind the dead people but hate how they smell.)
61. If Lucifer himself was to step in front of you and demand your soul, but he would let you have something in return, what would you plea for? (that's right, you have to beg when the red guy asks for your soul.)
62. If you could have a free telephone line, no charge, long distance FREE! BUT (of course there's a but, always something holdin ya back) could only call one person on that phoneline, who would you connect it to?
62. If you could choose one dream to live forever in, as your heaven let's say, which would you choose?
63. Have you ever just stared into rain clouds during a storm without umbrella?
64. Have you ever listened to thunder and watched for lightning while talking to someone close to you?
65. Have you ever drunk good soothing tea while cuddling up into a blanket and just talk for hours?
66. Have you ever read a good book sitting in the rain?
67. Have you ever watched stars just because?
68. Have you ever taken midnight walks with someone you cared about?
69. Aren't 63 - 68 amazing (if you have done those things)?
70. Why does fate so often SUCK?
71. Why is the Y capitalized in "I want to be Your Milkman"?
72. Does the Your imply...well....you know....?
73. Why don't those kids need education? I thought all kids needed education...
74. Are you weary as water? In a faucet left dripping?
75. Is there such a thing as a neverending story? Cause even "The Neverending Story" by Michael Ende had an end. (Haha, Michael ENDE wrote the never End ing story. Ok, I'm a dork, we all know that).
76. If you were to be painted by any artist in history, who would you choose?
77. If you were to be stranded on a desert island, and were only to be permitted to read one book, what book you would choose?
78. If you were to be turned into a machine, what machince would you request to be?
79. Why is it so much easier to find sadness than it is to find happiness? Or is that only me?
80. Why is it that when you find that one person you can't quite let go of, they turn out to have somebody else they can't quite let go of?
81. Why is it so easy to pretend to be happy for someone when you're all torn up inside?
82. Why do you build me up buttercup? (Do I already have this one up? oh well.)
83. How many times can someone talk themself out of the right choice?
84. Who knows how everything works?
85. If there was a pile of chocolate chips, and a pile of white chocolate chips, which one would you drool looking at?
86. Why does Maddie make such good trail mix?
87. You know, sometimes I really wonder who was the first person who was bored enough to see if they could touch their nose with their tongue...
88. If you were locked in a room that had a rubber duck, a monkey goat samurai, and a bottle of perfume in it, which would you use to fight off a sloth sheep samurai in a orange kimono?
89. Did you get crazy with the cheese whiz?
90. Who knows what the first word ever spoken was? I'm really interested. I can see it now...(little thought bubble shows a caveman grunting, and GRUNT GRUNT keeps popping up).
91. Why are the most amazing things in life always the things that are just barely within our reach?
92. Where are you now?
93. Why aren't you here?
94. Why are you there?
95. If you could be in two places at once, where would you be?
96. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
97. Would you eat people if it was legal?
98. When were you happiest to come home?
99. What is your greatest love story?
100. How many hugs could you stand in one day?
101. How many Kisses?
102. How many kisses? (you know the difference)
103. Who has disappointed you most in your life so far?
104. What is the most satisfying thing you do everyday?
105. How much green tea can you consume in one day?
106. Can I be Your milkman?
107. Why is the best thing about life (other than living)?
108. What is the most dramatic mood swing you have had?
109. Why do words diminish things?
110. Does distance make something stronger or weaker?
111. Why is the word yum so yumilishous?
112. OK, it seems like music is getting faster and faster, and music genres are blending more and more, so what our kids kids going to listen to? Single tones? Am dread that I'll visit my grandkids and find them head banging to a continous note of C and them saying, this is such an amazing song! What is next....?
113. What was the quickest friendship you ever made?
114. Were you made in the 80s?
115. Who would be better company for a day, Felix the Cat or Super Gonzo?
116. Was "Go ask Alcie" written by a therapist?
117. How do you avoid brain anerisms when reading a book about a monkey that talks that doesn't talk?
118. What's more appetizing: celery or plain lettuce?
119. If Mu Shu ways 120lbs, and is thrown down a road at 22 mph, and the lands 20 ft from the launching point, what can we say about Mu Shu? She's fat or She's easily lifted into a cannon?
120. If person A says, "So long and thanks for all the shoes", what do you say in return?
121. Didn't I see ya crying?
122. You've come from nothing, then you go back to nothing, what have you lost? Nothing! Cheer up you ol' bugger!
123. How far will you go?
124. How many people saying "save the planet" will it take to save the planet?
125. Does the planet need to be saved or the souls on it?
126. How is love like water? Why is water pinned down and abused?
127. Why does love make people do crazy things? It seems kind of selfish.
128. If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress?
129. What does bitter sweet REALLY mean? oh you know which mean I mean....
130. Do you love Big Brother?
131. Why do people say ATM machine? Automatic Teller Machine Machine....?
132. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
133. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
134. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
135. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
136. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
137. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And who owns Goofy? Where's HIS collar?
138. What do you call male ballerinas?
139. Can blind people see their dreams?
140. Why ARE Trix only for kids?
141. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
142. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
143. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
144. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
145. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
146. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
147. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
148. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
149. Where did Danielle get questions 132-148? (thanks danielle)
150. Why is Tom Robbins such a good writer?
151. Why is school such a neverending process?
152. When will I have enough guts to stop being such a distanced idiot?
153. Now that they're started to sell Claritin over the counter, is prozac next?
154. Will the world ever be rejoined with it's counterpart, non-existence?
155. Will this web site ever ever ever die?
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