WARNING!

Using these on such people as "teachers, principles, parents, relatives, spouses, pets, friends, the school bully(s?), bosses, co workers, adults in general, or people with little or no sense of humor may get you in trouble and may result in lost friendships, relationships, jobs, responsibilities, privelages, and bodies/lives, so please, use these at your own risk.

Rapscallion
One who is a rascal, or a never-do-well. A trouble maker. One who gets into mischeif frequently. (This is an insult used mostly by older people, so if you use it, it may confuse and surprise the victim of your verbal abuse, allowing you to get in another few zingers while they stare at you wondering where in the hell "Rapscallion" came from.)
Rascal
One who is always getting themselves into trouble and just can't seem to behave themselves no matter how many times their parents beat them shitless, which gets on the nerves of everyone else at a rapid pace.
Rat
One who is caniving, and devilish. In other words, a little shit.
Rat-Ass
One who is very ugly (which makes sense because nothing is uglier then a rat ass)
Rat-Face
One who is ugly or two faced, or looks like a rat, meaning they have two beady little eyes, a hairy face, a pointy nose, and a pointy-teeth grin.
Rat-Shit
One who is a low as they can get. It's one of those things that makes sense if you think about it, as you'll be hard-pressed to find anything lower then rat shit.
Reject
One who is not wanted or is not fulfilling of requirements/expectations. (In other words, one who doesn't do anything right and only gets on people's nerves successfully)
Retard
One who isn't firing on all cylinders. One who says or does what others consider to be stupid things. One who is kind of considered an outcast because they stand out for their unusualness. One who tends not to make sense in the things they say or do.
Roly-Poly
One who is very slow and very wide in the mid-section area, so the only things they can really do is walk rediculously slowly, getting in the way of everyone else, or they can roll when the weight becomes too much to handle with just their legs, so they roll backwards and just roll around thanks to their round tummy until an army of people with prying boards manage to get your roly poly back onto his feet, only to repeat the process a matter of minutes later.
Roody-Poo
One who does as many ignorant things as they possibly can, one after the other. The sad thing is, they don't do it on purpose.
Rump-Ranger
One who is homosexual, or gives the impression he's homosexual in any number of ways.
Runt
One who is small and considered an outcast.

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